Will they ever attempt an Assassin's Creed movie again?

Smelly, hairy and tight.

Hopefully not.
The entire value of the experience is the interactivity. The story itself is at best a framing device, it has no real value.

The fun of AC is visiitng and exploring historical settings.
If you turn it into a movie, you remove all the appeal.

>that pure ecstasy I felt at the end of AC1 with all of those endless possibilities
>they never do anything with it

think of the odor

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add puffy to the list and you've just described perfection

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never played ass creed game before any of them worth getting?

Depends.
Origins changed the formula a lot and they are almost different franchises.
From AC1 to AC3 it's a more conspiracy story that takes place through the ages.
AC4 is a pirate simulator that just happens in the context of the series.
Rogue is pretty much AC4-2 except you play as the bad guys.

Unity and Syndicate are clunky, but Unity is right now free on Uplay, so why not.

Origins and Odyssey are also about conspiracy shit, but way more vague and the gameplay is more focused on the latest trend of leveling up and getting gear and such.

Not really, they're all pretty tedious. If the idea of huge open world appealed to you, you would have bought them already. In the end, they feel repetitive and not that fun.

Pirating is the word but 1 for the story, 2 and its sequels if you enjoy cliched boring italians. 3 for the best protags but worse everything else, Black Flag if you want a watered down pirate game with shitty story and missions. Unity - which is or was free recently - for a pseudo stealth game.
And the recent ones if you want a shittier witcher game.
Pick your poison.
Do note that the story after 1 goes to complete shit and you should never ever play any of those games for the story.

Avoid Syndicate.

nope play witcher

1
2
Brotherhood
Revelations
Black Flag
Rogue
Unity
there, thats the only ones that matter

...

>3 for the best protags

Based

its got haytham so he's half right
youtube.com/watch?v=pWhc6KGu11E

god i want her to pin me to the ground and force me to submit to her

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>unity is good
fuck off zoomer

Connor was fine too.
It's just he was a naive boy who thought he could be a superhero, save the world all by himself and get a happy ending.
People mistook this for stupidity.
I blame Ubisoft for deleting this.
youtube.com/watch?v=H6d79JHh3cU

This.

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>implying after the fixes Unity isnt one of the best in the series

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You're literally a zoomer of you think otherwise. Story is shit but everything else is exactly what AC should be.

Odyssey was the best game of 2018

>tfw no mod with this body

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imagine her mounting you ha ha

There's a fine line between naivety and stupidity. The deleted scene does make up for Connor's lackings though, especially the fact that he has some fucking emotion in his voice for once.

kassandra is a complete slut she'll fuck anyone who even looks at her good

My Kassandra was pure.

Kasniggers leave
webm related its their VAs realizing Alexios is the patrician choice

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Fuck Ass Creed 1, fuck it to hell. I spent hours collecting those damn feathers and got absolutely nothing. No outfit, no weapon, no achievement. Fuck it.
As for the movie, there was months of build up and every interview people were saying how it would be the first successful videogame movie, that it was a technical marvel etc. How delusional were they? Trouble is, they made it canon, there are diary entries in Origins referring to the Madris incident and the floating Animus, talk about being committed.

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No need to remind me

>AC1
>feathers
on the canon thing I dont really consider the new RPG games canon as they destroy the lore from the original series

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Ass 1 has no feathers so I have no idea what you think you played

Alright, flags then. Whatever random piece of junk they had littered around the world for no reason.

I think there was a fundamental misunderstanding of what kind of people would want to watch an AssCreed movie (or any vidya movie in general), or what they'd expect from it. For some reason they decided to make a slow-burning pseudo-arthouse film with very little mainstream appeal

holy fuck that utterly embarassing shit taste
i'm actually thinking about calling you based because you're not afraid to admit it

all assassin's creed games are pleb-tier
don't do it user

>falling for the collection meme
based retard

FPBP

Feathers was 2. Ezio spent about 20 years collecting feathers. Because his dead little brother used to. Collect them all and his mum comes out of her my family are all dead coma.

>unity free
Oh shit, thanks user

>samefagging

Except she doesn't look like that in the game, so no thanks.

What a badass contrarian

Gentlemen, gentlemen, and the ladies in the audience.

The only good Assassin's Creed games are those with Ezio.
Now can I get a "based"?

there are no good Assassin's Creed games you fucking mongoloid

>Syndicate
I don't get the hate on Syndicate

Trying to claim IV isn't good is peak contrarian, it's still the best pirate ship captain game ever made.

>asscreed in constantinople
>byzantines are evil templars and ottomans are the good guys
ahhhh
yes
wonderful

None and all of them, depends on how low you set the bar for a good game. I'd say none of them is bad, but AssCreed 1, 3 and Unity are a 5/10 at best. The Ezio ones are great, solid 8/10. Same for Black Flag, Rogue is great too tho it's almost the same game Black Flag is. Syndicate is okay. Can't say about the last two ones since I haven't played them

yep
>tfw you race ezio's brother to the top of the tower

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Play the Ezio games.

>>that pure ecstasy I felt at the end of AC1 with all of those endless possibilities
>>they never do anything with it
That's what I've always thought is the problem with AssCreed, they have endless possibilities with their games but the history is always shit, the lore trash and what happens in present timelines, stupid boring filler. A pity but Ubisoft is retarded

>play revelations
>ezio climbs a waterwheel and rides it to the top
>jumps off and groans in pain
>”AHH this used to be so easy”
>mfw growing up with the Ezio Trilogy

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>No mention of Assasin's Creed 2
I need you to kill yourself right fucking now.

To be fair Alexios/Cassandra are pretty much really OP superheroes rather than Assassins Creed characters by the end of Odyssey so sure why not.
>Live for 2.5 thousand years
>When they kill people the corpse turns immediately to ash
>Can slow time
>Able to jump of mountains and land with no damage (can also use this ability to create a ground shock attack)
>Can breath underwater
>Have access to elemental weapons
>Are the Guardians of Atlantis

The only one worth playing is 2. Not Brotherhood, not 1, not anything else. 2 is a complete game with story that works by itself and is even better when you ignore rest of the franchise. If you really really love pirates you should check out Black Flag. The story in BF is a shitshow though.

At least the feathers in AC2 had an explanation, and having them in hard to reach places made sense because, you know, birds. The cape you received was pretty swish as well, even if it attracted guards if I remember.
The flags in AC1 were just hanging out randomly and all my gaming instincts were "I bet there's something good at the end of this, even if it's cosmetic". Nope, Ubisoft's trolling machine was in full force for that game.

The story in Black Flag is dog shit but the pirate ship gameplay is enough to make it worth a look on its own IMO, there's nothing else like it

>3 for the best protags
Why are you trolling him like this?

1 was absolute garbage.

Rogue and Black Flag

>Rogue and Black Flag
Absolutely patrician taste

Based

That place looks terrible, where is that?

weird discontinuities on her left arm and below the knees

Greece

Do pne based on origins with blacks as egyptians
1 billion at B.O.

Ah, so it is a terrible place, makes sense

No way are they worse than the London and Paris ones.

Istambul was one Constantinople.
Why'd they change it?

AC games in objective ranking
1. AC II
2. AC IV
3. AC II Brotherhood
4. AC II Rogue
5. AC I
>power gap
6. Assassin's Creed III Liberation
7. Assassin's Creed II Revelations
>power gap
8. AC Syndicate
9. AC Unity
>power gap
9999. whatever crap came next (Origins and the last one where you play as a lesbian)

to be fair, she is literally a Lesbian

Bayek was the best AC protagonist since Edward.

She actually gets the lesbian fucked out of her. People complained.
>It turns out that our proto-assassin Darius actually has a child, whose gender is pre-determined by your choice of player character. If you play as Alexios, Darius' spawn is a daughter called Neema, while if you're Kassandra, Neema is actually a son called Natakas. Now, this might all seem a bit odd, and that's because it is. And this is where the controversy comes in. It conspires that in the second episode of the Legacy of the Blade DLC, Shadow Heritage, Alexios / Kassandra form a romantic relationship with Darius' child and end up having a child.

>And the bigger problem is that although it's billed as another choice in your hero's story, whatever you choose, the child is still the ultimate outcome. At the end of the second episode, you can choose either to romance Darius' child, settle down and pop out a baby between you, OR walk away. However, if you choose the latter option, they still stay, you fall in love and you end up having the baby regardless of your ultimate choice. Skip through a few cutscenes, watch the family bond, and then eventually have the child in question.
>gamesradar.com/uk/assassins-creed-odysseys-dlc-forces-you-to-fall-in-love-and-fans-arent-happy/

Wait, so why do people hate on Revelations? Because it's not in Italy? I thought it was just fine. I can't really remember who the antagonist is or the plot, so I guess there's that, but I do remember chasing Altair's ghost around and it being a good sendoff for Ezio. It even came with a download for a free movie iirc, Assassin's Creed: Embers, with a cool katana wielding Japanese protégé for Ezio and it also shows his death.

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I spent 2 days trying to get a crossbow collecting everything and farming enemies

Unless you want an awful story forced on you and enjoy long ass cutscenes don't black the pirate one or the new one.
Also the combat is shit so just avoid these games entirely.

I already successfully forgot they made one, thanks op

If they do, it will be a direct to video one.

>literally the only AC except 3 I havent finished
>tried twice

Hmmm really makes me think its just not good. I'll give it another go one day. A lot of people seems to like it so maybe I was just not in the mood.

Currently playing the remake of 3. It had a slow as fuck start and the trading system is retarded and hard to understand but it really picked up after a while. I was about to drop it but it really gets better and I'm having fun now.

Knives using tomahawk animation is such a dumb design choice though I almost uninstalled.

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>trading system is retarded and hard to understand
From what I remember just build some ships and sell fur to the West Indies. The actual finished goods crafting thing was fucked. But fur still made a shit ton.

Just craft the war tomahawk its pretty much the best weapon in that slot.

Yeah I only sell hunted goods. Crafting goods is not worth it so I dont know why they even added it.

>ywn play Brotherhood's multi again.
Barber>Plague doctor>Bitch>>>>>rest

>Unity that low
its good after it was fixed up, plus the fashion shit you can pull off and variety of weapons make it at least better than 3

thinking about starting a new game plus so I can have a boat full of waifus

Revelations is one of my favorites for this scene alone

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Revelations is great by the way it wraps up both Ezio and Altair's stories, even Desmond's bits are good. People who shit on it are true plebs with shit taste

>tfw no Minerva gf

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>"thanks for the apple, Ezio, now shut up while I talk through you to some guy 500 years in the future"
She was rude. And I'm not sure why all of the precursor stuff in the past knows about the future so well. In Origins there's a device that explains that Desmond saves the world in 2012. If they already can predict that then why not get rid of with all these artifacts that are essentially crapping up the prime timeline?

I never played past revelations so I wouldn't know about all that. Juno was a bigger cunt if I remember right.

>his mum comes out of her my family are all dead coma
It's a "I was raped and my baby killed"-coma

>modern AC games will never have mysterious glyphs inside the game world
>no more creepy shit like the guy finding subliminal messages on his abstergo TV, which he reported and was told that 2 guys from ''IT'' are coming to fix the issue

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>If they already can predict that
Presumably they knew he had to save the world at that time because otherwise the sun flare or whatever bullshit it was would have wiped out humanity

Dude I remember when we thought it was gonna be a trilogy instead of a yearly series with spinoffs
>all that speculation on where the games were going to take place based on the wall in Desmond's cell

If the 21st Century Templars want to be accepted then why is Abstergo only digging up memories of Assassins? Surely they have 'heroic' people in the past who they could use to sell videogames? It's like they're the marketing department of the Assassins.

they already are accepted, Abstergo is the equivalent of Google but 10 times larger, everything from internet, tech, videogames are under abstergo. they do dig trough memories for people like Shay, who's held as one of the greatest templars, in rogue you even see the head of abstergo wearing a jacket styled after the outfit Shay had

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It was very rough around the edges but it was the first game in the series and had huge potential which they squandered.

Only ones worth playing are AC1, AC2, ACB and ACR. Oh, and also Rogue.
The others are trash thanks to the disjointed storytelling and shit protagonists.

Mostly because of the forgettable main plot and boring map.
The bits with Desmond, Altair and Ezio's ending are really good, but the rest of the game feels like it's all filler.

More like Abstergo is what if Disney and Google were combined into one.

>mfw absolutely everyone assumed AC3 would be a modern day AC
What a waste of potential.

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>tfw the only AC i've played is 3
Did I fuck up?

>>tfw the only AC i've played is 3
>Did I fuck up?
Yes

Yes, that game was supposed to be very different, and it's agreed to be one of the weakest ones.
It had a pretty troubled development and it shows.
The only AC game i'd say is worse than AC3 would be Syndicate.

The George Washington DLC was fun but yes
Go play 2, Brohood, and Black Flag

1, 2, 3 and 4
I haven't played Unity but probably that too. Not Brotherhood or Revelations

>Daily reminder that 3 is the pleb filter one
ftfy

>Syndicate
Why? Never understood the hate that game gets

I played 1 around the same time that BBC Robin Hood series was airing. I wanted for an Assassin's Creed set in medieval Sheffield/Nottingham/Manchester about Robin Hood so badly it was unreal

>tfw they retconed all the dystopia emails in 1
The first game (even though it was a glorified tech demo) could have had so much more potential

Boring premise, characters, no interesting gimmicks, and the bad guy is just a saturday morning cartoon villain.

Also, it triggers my autism that they only put the hoods on when you are in stealth mode.
At least the girl doesn't put anything else, but the dude looks dumb as fuck doing parkour with a goddamn bowler hat.

It's literally 1 but for the Marvel crowd with le epic quippy lead.

>Spend almost a decade on the modern storyline
>Start to fill it with external media shit making it confusing as fuck
>Realise no one gives a shit about it anymore and just end it in some random comics
What was even up with that?

The modern story segments were always absolute dogshit and the real mystery is why they continued with them for so long. Wasn't even neccesary, the games were popular because people liked parkouring around ancient citys, hanging off monuments and merking people with wrist-blades, being dragged out of that to participate in some dull-as-fuck conspiracy thriller plotline was awful.

When they removed the original creator and started to milk it as a yearly franchise everything fell Appart and they desperatly tried to fix it with comics and whatnot

The original writer left.
The original plan was that Desmond would go through 6 different ancestors and become the "ultimate assassin".
In Revelations, the plans changed to make it so that Desmond would find in the AC3 vault an apple of eden that would let him travel through time and start changing history to save the world.

Then Ubisoft just kicked the writer out and killed Desmond to have a free pass to milk the franchise as they pleased.

It's a shame, I would have been really interested in a modern day Assassins Creed.
It would need to be made differently, but it could have been good.

>watered down pirate game
Any suggestions for a non-diluted pirate game

>tfw poor
>tfw low end pc
>cant play anything after AC:REVELATIONS
>excitedly wait for each games new trailer
>just watch RadBrad gameplay videos on youtube
movies for this feel?

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>the games were popular because people
Wrong. It was that too, but modern day was the thing that glued it every installment together.

Watch Dogs was at one point connected to AC universe and an extension of the modern day segments. Hell, the main enemy was supposed to be Abstergo in modern day.

3 is unironically one of my favourites. The aesthetic is great and it's probably the only one with a coherent story that doesn't treat the audience like idiots.

I know I'm alone, but I actually loved the Desmond sections in AC3. After the entire series of him learning and doing shit all, having him finally go full assassin (and without a HUD which made it feel way more intense) was honestly just really fun

It is Abstergo.
In AC4 you can look in the files and see that the ctOS (the thing you hack that lets you control everything with the phone) is literally made by Abstergo, and in the first Watch Dogs you kill the modern day boss you have in the modern segments of AC4, the one with glasses.

Too bad they gave up on that and made Watch Dogs 2 a millennial simulator.

Hopefully. The 2016 movie wasn't that bad. Mid tier.

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Oh no, I agree, despite being dissapointed I also liked the modern day bits of AC3 and I hoped there would be more.
I'm just saying that the reason why the modern day got gutted is because continuing it would eventually end the franchise, and Ubisoft wanted to milk it.

Why the fuck did they give up on the shared universe thing? It sounded so cool

I did too. Too bad the ending ruined everything.

Are you mongoloid?
You can literally associate that outfit to any armor you have so you retain all the armor stats but she's still naked.
Are you mongoloid?

Raimi's Spiderman

>Brotherhood and Syndicate in shit tier
Everything else is on point

They didn't, they just changed WD2 because people thought the first one is boring.
In Ghost Recon Wildlands you have a mission with Sam Fisher, and in Far Cry New Dawn you can find Sam's suit in one of the planes, while in an AC game they also referenced Splinter Cell and Far Cry 3 had some Abstergo references too.

>odyssey and origins anywhere but shittier
>brotherhood and revelations in shit tier

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The storyline of the regular AC games is already a mess, partly because there are too many studios working constantly on yearly releases along with comics released alongside. Trying to throw another game series into it would create an even bigger clusterfuck

>The story of Desmond's son was relegated to a fucking comic

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>You can save the world
>but you need to free Juno
>HAHA, IM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
>Desmond's 10 year old ilegitimate son just kills her and that's it
>the first civilization is now just an excuse to have damage sponge monster bosses to make you farm for gear

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wtf is so good about black flag? I tried it once and the gfx were shit, the controls awful, terrible voice acting and boring as fuck unoriginal missions.

>In Ghost Recon Wildlands you have a mission with Sam Fisher
youtube.com/watch?v=hQHdgoi-R6M
Why is the stealth genre dead, lads? ;_;

>wtf is so good about black flag?
youtube.com/watch?v=bRLzfoySFWc

Splinter Cell will probably get a next-gen launch release.
But otherwise it's because Deus Ex got fucked by Mankind Divided's shitty business practices, Thief's reboot was garbage and MGS is pretty much dead now that Kojima left along with most of the creative team of Kojipro.
All that's left is Ghost Recon, which would have been an okay game if it wasn't for the garbage controls and the overly repetitive gameplay loop.

Unironically kino
youtube.com/watch?v=br6RlV2mW8g

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youtube.com/watch?v=dpmGoPGFJq0

How come modern Triple A games don't have memorable soundtracks anymore?
Even Call of Duty got people like Hans Zimmer to make the OSTs.

Hell, the last two Assassins Creed games all they did was make forgettable variants of the AC2 theme.

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Ezio was one of the most overrated characters in all of Assassin's Creed. How many times did he completely abandon the tenets of the creed throughout the course of his series of games? He never matured, even in old age. Ezio was nothing but a hypocrite who killed innocents like Tarik or the civilians in the Derinkuyu fire, and Ezio faced no repercussions for his actions. Yet he has the gall to chastise one of his assassin apprentices in Revelations for killing an innocent target. Ezio was a terrible character.

During the end of Assassin's Creed II, Ezio's quest for revenge leads to a climactic fistfight with the Pope, only for Ezio to have a holier than thou moment. Ezio spares the Pope's life as Ezio realizes that snuffing out Rodrigo Borgia won't bring back his dead father or brothers. Ezio is done with his life of killing. Yet Brotherhood reverts Ezio's character back to square one for no reason. In comes Cesare Borgia who kills Ezio's uncle Mario and sets Ezio off on yet another revenge quest. Ezio learned nothing by the end of Assassin's Creed II.

And it goes without saying that Assassin's Creed Revelations itself was a meandering game which exploited the Ezio fandom. All Ezio does is search for five MacGuffin keys, and by the end of Revelations, he simply comes to say is that he's nothing but a messenger for Desmond in the future. Ezio already realized this when Minerva talked to Desmond through Ezio as Assassin's Creed II came to its cliffhanger ending. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Revelations are nothing but a massive waste of time. Fuck the Ezio trilogy and fuck the Ezio nostalgia fags who continue to shill this slop.

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Alright we got some macho men in this thread
but now post yfw pic related happened

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>Mankind Divided's shitty business practices
I loved Human Revolution and looked forward to Mankind Divided... And it's been years and I still haven't played it for some reason. How did they fuck up?

Frustrated because he died in some shitty direct-to-dvd schlock instead of going out like an absolute madlad beating the shit out of Templar scum

Mostly because they put microtransactions, they gave shit with limited editions that could only be used in the first playthrough, and that the game felt unfinished because it was supposed to have two sequels.

>How many times did he completely abandon the tenets of the creed throughout the course of his series of games

Not often enough. The creed is garbage.

t. doesn't know how the Animus worked back then

i unironically thought origins was the best game in the series

I don't understand this either. Every AssCreed game since Unity has been scored by literal whos. Hell that applies to all blockbuster games in the West these days. It's like every company simultaneously decided to cut the music budget.

Anticlimatic but...

>not being happy he got a happy ending and a peaceful death
smdh at you senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0hbJkujcI

of course the Yea Forumsedditor has shit taste

It's because of what Altair said in one of the memories from Revelations.
That he regrets not realizing that he wouldn't be able to stop the entire conflict with the templars on his own and not deciding that he had seen enough and to at least have a normal life during his last few years.
So Ezio did just that.
youtube.com/watch?v=nsEYT-ZWoGI

AC always had great music, especially Rogue, didnt play anything past Unity though so I dont know if they went all WUBWUBWUB
youtube.com/watch?v=BmM6T7bFvCA
>tfw the violins hit at 1:20

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More like Gayreece

Sorry, it's this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=NhMgokyAHSY

>the game felt unfinished because it was supposed to have two sequels
I remember the devs claimed Human Revolution's shitty ending was because of the schedule and they had to do what they could with the time they had. I remember they postponed Mankind Divided's release because they wanted to polish things, how are they so incompetent?

Square just wanted to milk Deus Ex.
What's funny is that now they put those devs to make that Avengers game the moment they got the license.
It's obvious they didn't give a fuck about Deus Ex.

meant for

>I dont know if they went all WUBWUBWUB
They didn't, it's just forgettable soundtracks.
No iconic or memorable moments either, it all feels very dry story wise.

sorry senpai
Gypsy girl with the cute feet > Courtesan > Doctor > the rest

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Rogue is definitely better than whatever the fuck the composers were doing with Unity and everything afterwards, but that track just reminds me of
youtube.com/watch?v=1HE4OFoezVg
which is infinitely more memorable and fun to me
Ironically I really dislike the Zimmer-esque/Remote Control Productions kind of music in a film score context, but I think they work very well in vidya. I've never owned Modern Warfare 2 but just from playing through the campaign at a friend's house as a teen I can still remember much of the leitmotifs.

Mechanically they are the best, the writing just keeps getting worse and worse though.

I don't know man, trying to be Witcher 3 when Witcher 3 already had the godawful open world meme that Ubisoft is infamous for felt silly

MW2 had a great OST, it was a case like Transformers movies, were the media itself is just bombastic shit, but the soundtrack was better than it had any right to be.
youtube.com/watch?v=FXLY_5xaYFo

And the same with Crysis 2, and otherwise pretty forgettable shooter with a great soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=IXbQUJbckZM

Fightclub is fucking great, but David and Goliath when deadlifting is unbeatable
youtube.com/watch?v=okwR9oO4cDc

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He had seen enough for one life user

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man you cant post crysis 2 without this absolute gem
youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4iQvJo24U

>Square just wanted to milk Deus Ex.
Fuck those chinks

Assassin's Creed has always been a shitty SJW franchise. Remember 1? Templars=evil (basically Christians), Muslims? Dindunuffin.

The combat is the most entertaining, but the parkour itself has been downgraded, it's very slow and janky compared even to AC Revelations.
Everytime you step off a ledge you pause for a second, which is a downgrade from how Unity managed to be completely smooth when free running.

Kassandra is my wife

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really hope they do japan or china next and make it less like an rpg and more of a stealth game again

The templars and assassins from AC have nothing to do with real life.
Hell, the templars themselves are now just one of many names the same illuminati group has had throug history, and the same for the assassins.
The templars in AC don't even believe in Christianity.

The next one has been leaked to be about vikings.

And this, son, is how a virgin thinks and speaks

They are not going to make one set in Japan yet.
They know an AC in Japan is a sure hit, so they are saving that one for when the franchise is in danger again.

>multiple templars in 1 are muslims
>many christians in the series are assassins

no one gives a shit what you consider canon, nerd. it's not your franchise.

It's photoshopped

Also would you have a gf that is fitter and stronger than you?

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reminder that the gang in pic related is never coming back

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The templars were Christian warriors and the Hashishins were a muslim cult made of trained killers.

In the games they have nothing to do with this.
The templars are just an organization that wants to control the world, and the assassins a group that fights them that want freedom.
Neither believe in any religion because the pieces of eden revealed what actually happened in the past.

Oh wow, I remember the black knight from ACR, I remember getting him as a preorder bonus.

That Crysis 2 track you posted is a pretty shameless ripoff of the Children of Dune Jihad theme. Not that I mind.

Would love to see a movie about this gang fucking each other up
No modern day shit, no ancient aliens lore shit, just lots of freerunning and brutal fights

>Also would you have a gf that is fitter and stronger than you?
Yes please, taller too

Yes, but not to be dominated by, but to dominate her back and make her moan like a little girl.

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don't remind me. it was so fun, like playing a stabby real time version of CLUE. why did they abandon it?

Fuck, sauce?

No idea, just a random pic from my fit folder.

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How do you like your historical setting bro

Hopefully not

2 and 4.

revelations and brotherhood if u want even more.

Nice

>Rogue/black flag

patrician. this was peak assassins creed kino with narrative moral nuance.

you listed my favorites. the new assassin creed is too dark souls

>I spent hours collecting those damn feathers and got absolutely nothing. No outfit, no weapon, no achievement.

black flag had me hack a bunch of computers for nothing.

>brotherhood and revelations in shit tier

the rest of the top tier chart is good

>The creed is garbage.

templars were right all along.

I agree with Brotherhood over AC2. It's a refinement of 2. However, enjoyment of Brotherhood was set up by the second also being a great game.

unity is absolute kino
youtube.com/watch?v=2xETtF_iIms
good dlc to boot, shame it was dropped so quickly after a poor launch

I always download these games and play around for a 1, 2 hours then get bored and never touch it again.

The only exception was Unity which i finished, but that was simply due to the graphics, it looked amazing.

>poor launch
and being a bugridden mess. i've fallen through the map more times than should be possible in a 'finished' game. breastplate and heavy falchion all day erryday btw

>ubisoft shills got booted off Yea Forums and now had to come here
kek

That lower half is all kinds of fucked

shit was comfy as fuck

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I have to take contention with women warriors in a greek society

Is Raimi going to direct it?

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AC2, BF, Unity

I love playing the ass creed games, but the story is so bad I turn the volume down and listen to podcasts or music. Anyone else?

Why people love AC4 so much? is not that good

Ships, you wrenched woman

the sea stuff was a refreshing change. still bothered we couldnt steal ourselves a frigate or man-o-war though

1 wasn’t that good. Brotherhood I spent the most time in, doing everything. A close second is 3. I just liked Connor as a character, compared to ezio it was like night and day. Ezio was an outgoing chad even when he was 80, man could do no wrong. Connor was shit on by life from the day he was born still carries on in a silent and stoic manner.
Black flag was pretty great too, not really an ac game. Could’ve done better if it was just a pirate game and the ac parts were Easter eggs or something like how R* did RDR and GTA

Considering how much an upgraded ship wrecks anything but the legendaries, a Mano'war would make all combat meaningless

>1 with NO HUD
Absolutely patrician

it was already meaningless with the upgraded brig, might as well let us have some fun. even the legendaries were easy aside from the aggressive El Impolito

Why the fuck is she so dirty? Her skin is literally covered in filth. You'd think she might frequent one of the many bathouses in her travels knowing that the Ancient Greeks were obsessed with hygiene.

Get the first one and play it first. It holds up well if you haven’t played the others. Or actually scratch that and pick up AC2, it’s better than the first in terms of story and character arc.
Ac3 changed the engine so it has better flow but is shallower in terms of gameplay. Call it streamlined.
Ac4 is definitely worth playing if you can get it for pc or xbone, or ps4.
Unity is another change up, it’s kind of cringe but it’s really good in its gameplay. It’s an unpolished diamond.
Also multiplayer.
Origins, the British one, the and Odyssey are shit tier. They get progressively more SJW tier, not even memeing, it went from literal Arab incel to man on man homosex.

Which of the AC games have the best worlds? I have very little interest in video games but very well made game worlds fascinate me. Unity was a terrible game but I really liked its world and setting.

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Origins and Odyssey have some really nice big maps.
Origins even has a tour mode.

>based it around the animus shit instead of making a cool as fuck assassin movie to appeal to edgy kids
What were these boomers thinking?

>very well made game worlds
Don't play any of them then you fucking retard
Play Gothic 2
inb4 casual faggot crying

I actually loved Gothic 1 and 2 many years ago.
What I meant wasn’t good maps gameplay wise, but more from an art direction and atmosphere stand point, preferably with a historical element. A sort of digital museum.

1 with no hud can be really interesting since you need to track down clues without minimap and map markers, the games gives you enough clues that you can do it yourself if you pay attention.
Still gets repetitive as fuck, but its a nice idea and clearly how it was originally meant to be played

When I finished AC1 I was so excited for the future especially with the cliffhanger ending. It’s too bad ac3 ruined it.

>muh PC games I played when I was 15 are the best games ever made
>no, you Zoomers don't get it the combat is SUPPOSED to be shitty and repetitive!

Fuck off, Boomers. No one cares about what shitty PC games you played when your balls started to drop

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>no sexy mod yet

I first played Gothic when I was 26 years old
Then try any of the games up till Revelations, afterwards they were either set in the early US or giant open worlds that were just made up

But the sea was in AC3 too