For me, it's Rey

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>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

>It’s incredible how she’s been in three movies and I don’t know who she is, I don’t know what she is, and she’s so boring I don’t care about finding out either.
if you think that's bad wait until you try and figure out what the plot is to the trilogy that we're 2/3rds of the way through

>chick got a little flabby in her most physically demanding movie
>shame her for it

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the plot is that they gotta stop the bad guys!!!

>in bizzaro world we have a movie with no plot and the only interesting character the audience can root for is the bad guy

Somebody shop a cock onto her lap

For me, it's a running Bunny.

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t: jealous roasties

>raised by trash people on trash planet
>brit accent

>piss poor attempts of iconic outfit and iconic haircut

>shown fighting with a staff suggesting a staff saber
>gets regular saber instead

>parents suggested to be important
>nevermind, parents are literal whos

>trains for 2 days
>can accomplish more in ways of force than Anakin, Luke or Yoda ever did
>defeats guy who trained all his life and can stop blaster bolts mid-air

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The sad part is Kylo isn't even a good character. But he is the only one with a motivation which makes him look amazing by comparison. I will never understand why Disney hired these people.

>Kylo isn't even a good character

COPE

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SHE'S FAT

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Unrionically this.

Is there some nine page Wookieepedia article that explains why Rey has those sleeves? Seriously wondering if there is a purported reason why she wears them and not just "we need a cool, memorable costume for her."

Doubtful it's probably indians

Isn't there a Wookiepedia article about what Twi'lek sweat tastes like? They probably have a page for everything

Based big poppa pump shooting hard on the piggy

I always assumed they were there to suck up grease since she always slid her hand into crashed vehicle crevices.

Is there a Wookieepedia article on why Rey got so goddamn fat in between TFA and TLJ?

she looks THICC

She kinda looks like Orson Welles there. The older, fat version of Orson.

Lmao, she ain't pretty but she's definitely not fat, her body is fine

SHE IS CULTIVATING MASS

>gets super fat in between movies
>none of the weight goes to her tits
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nah, sweetie, she's fat.

Ok a little, but imagine the smell

Coke bloat.

directors love chicks that take it in the pooper

She must be some kind of test tube baby, no one looks like that

She'd be the perfect gf. She can't have kids. No need for rubbers.

>Can't have kids
Yikes, so she's no better than a deluxe, radially heated RealMoisture™ fleshlight with legs attachment accessory

The first thing Daisy did with her TFA money was buy several hot meals.

>We're gonna play a hologram of Luke for the entire Galaxy
>It's the rise of Skywalker!

Looks like a dude with a fridge body, pass.

>Just say the fucking line Daisy you fat whore!