Alone on movie night again, user?
Alone on movie night again, user?
Sebastian Wood
Jonathan Morgan
How else am I supposed to pay attention to the film?
Samuel White
Yeah, Robert. I know...
Charles Hughes
Hm? Robert? Sorry, he's off tonight. Oh, you recognize me? Sh.... I'm studying for a role ;)
Blake Collins
I'd like to stone you if you get my drift.
Chase Turner
Robert please I just had a dream where my highschool crush from half a decade ago rejected me, just give me some wine.
Brayden Roberts
>group of niggers come in and start hollering
Enjoy your movie user
Justin Adams
thank you for the popcorn, robert. i believe that a movie as sophisticated and important as alita: battle angel, can only be appreciated alone, in an empty theater - at noon on a weekday.
Connor Carter
Haha. Such a cutie! I like your films too! Anyways, two popcorns, please. One medium for me and one small for my girl. Bitch is on a diet.
Isaiah King
I'm never alone when you're here, Robert.
Asher Rivera
Stop that man! He's escaping from the popcorn mines! He was put there for spreading unsavory statistics!!!
Henry Richardson
y-you too, Robert
Juan Barnes
robert why havent i felt happiness since i was 11
Connor Jenkins
ROBERT LOOK OUT FOR THAT BANANA, MAN, YOU'LL SLIP!
Blake Flores
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Kayden Peterson
wait until you're 12, big guy. enjoy dumbo.
Nicholas Thompson
OH MY GOD ROBERT!!!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!
Caleb Collins
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM. YOU DIDN'T FILL OUT THE CAPTCHA FAST ENOUGH. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
Noah Scott
Don't worry, user. I've always been here.
Anthony Morgan
they say that every year the picture takes another one of them..
Eli Rivera
For the cost of just one theater anvil a month you can save the life of a friendly black cashier
Brody Price
user, let me introduce you to the newest solution to the "no singles" policy. Meet Alice, our designated cinema partner. She'll be joining you for tonight's screening of Shazam.
Jayden Perez
robert, i am literally shaking. a woman will not understand shazam. i still have not forgiven mother for talking during batman v superman.
Aaron Perez
Show me your feet.
Nathaniel Lopez
NOOOOOO
Grayson Parker
what did he say robert? I'm something of a statistician myself.
Logan Murphy
Robert! I told him not to say it
Tyler James
What's the lore behind Robert?
Zachary White
he's the cinema n-word. He guards the popcorn mines and enforces the no singles policy. Sometimes he has to perform the penis inspection on penis inspection day.
Wyatt Gray
good one robert real original, anyways how's the wife?
Gavin Roberts
we're sending in the active shooting squad. these boys know how to deal with a clown.
Jacob Diaz
Dont talk about Robert like that, he is an esteemed member of the kinoplex. He deserves our respect.
Aiden Morris
I'll take two large popcorns, a large diet coke, and a whiff of your feet.
Aiden Brown
would you like butter on those feet?
Henry Russell
he's the makes sure that the film is kino and not a flick
Carter Gomez
Shazam? But what happened to Alita?
Jacob Ross
He really came through when I had diarrhea during captain marvel. I ended up giving myself a hernia! Thankfully Robert was there to double check and I made it to the er before any damage happened.
Chase Ward
When Robert's manager isn't looking, he lets me get through penis inspection with a wink. It's our "little" secret.
William Wright
Robert, my arch nemesis.
Jayden Garcia
Well, if you say so. Anything to make our guests happy.
Brandon Scott
He's a hollywood elite. He's one of the hidden figures that pulls the strings in the entertainment industry. He spends his free time working at a kinoplex, a job he has a passion for.
Carter Gray
Wow now shove them down my throat, thank you
Jackson Wilson
What's Robert doing nowadays?
Gavin Reyes
ROBERT LOOK OUT
Jose Cruz
Cushy office job, spending time with his beautiful wife, and maybe even has a few kids. He made it