Al didn’t want to fuck this

you can't rape your wife

I love how both of them enjoy sex but whenever one wants it the other one doesn't.
Just like in real life.

She stressed him out too much and called him a loser every damn day.

>fucking your own wife
imagine being this beta

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>>Al didn’t want to fuck this
>Was he gay?
Nope. Married...with children.

her real life twin sisters are hotter

youtube.com/watch?v=irQJNJ9bViM

This.

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based. im guessing the context was she probably owed him sex from him giving her sex.

Here's how her/tehir director father died

>Sagal was killed in an accident during production of the miniseries World War III, when he was partially decapitated after walking into the tail rotor blades of a helicopter in the parking lot of the Timberline Lodge in Oregon. An investigation revealed that he turned the wrong way when exiting the helicopter. He died five hours later in a Portland hospital

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA HA HAH AHAHA HA

If you had to eat your favorite food every single day, you'd get sick of it, too

She had a big wide vagina from shitting two kids and had saggy ugly tits from breastfeeding and poor nutrition

It isnt hard to understand. you would hate sex too if you had to fuck a roastie

People defending not wanting to fuck a hot milf. Has for Chan gone completely s*y?

Landis can't keep getting away with it

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Nope. We've just been enlightened

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Not as many virgins as you thought, eh pumpkin?

now this is an honorable death!

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>was he gay?

No, he was sick and tired of his wife like any man would be

God I wish that was me.

he does fuck her, but only out of hate

I'd rather fuck her daughter

Would you Marcy, Yea Forums?

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absolutely fucking not

Middle aged, washed up, boring, white plain jane roastie whom he’s fucked thousands of times before?

No, he’s not gay. He just wants to go to Thailand.

Nobody would

Something about slightly butch but still girly lesbians makes my dick hard

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he was fucking this, tho

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When you're married to a woman, you really do lose your urge to fuck the same old pussy day after day.

Yes.
She has a masculine disposition that would make her more likely to engage in the specific and unusual behavior I require to climax.

I dont find her that attractive, but IRL shes aged really well

SHE HAS A BIG STINKY CARPET!

Based. x1000 better than the old hag

Only if she was wearing a chicken suit, and she'd have to cluck on command.

Smoking hot body. Real shame about that face.

used to be really fine, but went to shit by season 3

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>OP has never been married with children.

No matter how young and horny you are in the current moment, you will change your tune. Even the average chad can't keep changing up pussy for his entire life, so after you stop wanting to fuck everything that moves and get older, you'll see.

jailbait kelly best kelly

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What a photo. Do you have any more with this same aesthetic?

i'd fuck Peg while thinking on 16 year old Christina

Damn those titties look so nice and supple

>Al didn't want to fuck this all day errday
what did he mean by this?

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There's just something about big 80's/early 90's hair that drives me crazy.

>so after you stop wanting to fuck everything that moves and get older, you'll see.

Yeah but that's like when you turn 60. Long ways off.

like at 14 you'll begin looking for the cute ones and forget about the saggy titted hags. Mark my words

Sexual interest in your spouse declines dramatically once they start to annoy the hell out of you. Doesnt matter to you if other guys think she's hot.

Adult here, marriage isn't a 24/7 fuckfest.

>Al would rather lust after young, hot women over some middle-aged woman he has fucked plenty of times before already; a woman he also resents for ruining his life.

He's just a normal man. Stop acting like thirsty betas, Yea Forums.