Why did he pick the sword?

Because Tarantino is a proto-weeb

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He loves feet, niggers, and sushi.

chainsaw was too loud

tarantino sucks at writing non-quippy dialogue. jackie brown is the only film of his that has really natural dialogue.

Because that's the japanese thing to do and Tatantino lacked originality.

entire film was improv. the "scipt" that was handed out turned out to just be a bunch of poorly drawn doodles of feet

How was Christopher Walken his dad?

>tarantino supposedly likes feet
>casts the woman with the most horrible and monstrous feet for half his movies
why

He wasnt

He was Butch's dad's friend who had to live in that Hanoi pit of hell with him. He hid Butch's Dad's uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for years.

>non-quippy dialogue
>he actually wants quippy dialogue
go fuck yourself capeshit turd faggot.

>the most profitable movies on the planet invented quips
no

try Master of the Flying Guillotine

he likes sucking on her big toe next to her bigger toe

>Why did he pick the sword?

Tarantino grew up in a time when Kung Fu Theater was on every saturday afternoon. I'm talking about the 70's and 80's. Tarantino loved movies of Gordon Liu, Pai Mei, Lieh Lo, John Cheung, Chia Yung Liu, Tao-Liang Tan, and all of those great fighter/actors from the 70's and 80's kung fu movies.

Some people like big boob some people like flat chest. Not hard to imagine footfags could have different standards of beauty as well.

Tarantino is a huge dick but he had great taste in movies.

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FPBP and it's also worth stressing how, being in a weapons shop, the character is presented with multiple options (chainsaw and whatever the others were, been a while), and once he's resolved to help, he takes his sweet time and chooses his weapon carefully, a nice 1-2-3 Goldilocks this porridge too-hot-too-cold juuust right thing.

Also Butch himself is high on adrenaline and testosterone for about 24 hours and feeling pretty fucking saucy overall, which can reasonably be supposed to have informed his psychological state. He has some strange woman praise/express interest in him for killing his opponent, immediately fucks his woman after that, successfully kills another gangster in pic related, and successfully escapes his latest scrape. His life is in his hands and he's going back in the shit because "he senses that he's got plot armor" in the sense that he's doped up on the above and would feel slightly shitty about leaving things at that pass.

The final minutes of the commentary track for Reservoir Dogs are helpful (Why did Orange tell him?) "Jingi", some Japanese machismo/male stubbornness/honor code context. Same notion ported here.

>Tarantino is a huge dick
wat
he's nice. his only rude trait is hating pedophiles

>tarantino supposedly likes feet
>but not the feet I like

I call myself an ass-man. I think Taylor Swift has the most perfect ass on the planet, with perhaps Miley Cyrus coming in a close second. Yes, I like small, very tight asses. I have discovered that some of my fellow ass-men like big, sloppy-fat bulbous asses. We are all ass-men because asses come in all sizes and there is an ass for every taste. I know for a fact the same applies to tit-men. I am sure the same goes for feet.

>this thread

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but you're straight so you like girl asses, uma thurman has man feet

objectively and tactically the choice you should pick. ranged blade in a confined area over all the variables with the hammer(short range, can be blocked, tendency to break) , the bat(medium range, again blockage, limited effectiveness), chainsaw (good for shock and awe perhaps but not something its meant to do and likely would fail). The real best option would have been to run out and stick to the plan.

>uma thurman has man feet
>uma is a woman
>her feet are attached to her legs
>her feet are part of her body
>she is a woman
>somehow, user thinks her feet are man feet

Explain this buffoonery. user, I think you might be ghey. In other words, what you are saying is that if I were to show you a pair of feet that look exactly identical to your favorite and your most sexually arousing feet, but those feet were attached to a guy, you will still love and worship those feet because they are woman feet (on a man). Explain yourself, user.

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>his only rude trait is hating

He is a bitter, old man now. He hates a great many things. He hates anyone who is politically right of Marx. He hates anyone who doesn't believe that blacks and anything blacks do are the alltime greatest of anything that ever existed in the history of forever, and he will hate you for being a racist if you don't agree that blacks are the greatest. He hates white people who aren't absolutely consumed with self-hatred and obsessed with blacks. He hates police and thinks police are racist because so many black people that commit crimes get arrested. And his movies are enormously overrated. He is an immature, low-IQ, and unformed adult, and his movies are a reflection of himself such that his movies are adolescent, derivative, and shallow.

I always refer people to the commentary track when people ask why Orange told White he was a cop

tl;dr her feet are more masculine than effeminate. tall/thin/athletic females tend to have this unfortunate trait. of all the feet hes hired, hers are the least appealing. in no order MEW, Bridget Fonda, Diane Kruger and Margot Robbie are the best hes had on screen and they have the least amount of screen time/focus. its either trolling or bad taste.