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/got/ general. They don't tell you how they all shit themselves edition edition.

This image is absolute pottery. It shows the Songs were wrong. No one sings about the men shitting themselves and crying for their mother whilst being eviscerated by shrapnel. Of course Selmy could never be half the man the songs painted him to be. It is proof that you can coast by on reputation and boasting alone. Are we to actually believe an old decrepit guy who hadn't seen any real action in decades could still swing his sword let alone be one move above the rest? Did anyone miss the part where he was disemboweled by unarmored aristocrats with daggers? yes, he was good, but the claims of "cutting through 7 kingsguard like cake" is just a boast. If anything he could duel of them, but not two at once. Anyone can be stabbed in the back. Fookin Eddard and Howland took down Arthur Dayne.

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BOW TO THE ONE TRUE KING

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Why are Dothraki horses immune to dragon fire?

>Fookin Eddard and Howland took down Arthur Dayne.

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>kill a character because you didn't like his actor's feedback
Amazing

HAHA BALLS LOL

>Ned wearing a generic stark soldier uniform even though he's a lord and this is a good 15 years before the war of the five kings
Do northeners never upgrade their shit? Jon is king in the north yet dresses like a fucking hobo.

Maisiemodo

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>tfw you weren't allowed to let the bad man fly

Nao eet hayy Ngendz

why did they paste the Korean dubs over this scene?

Serious question. Does Maisie have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? symptoms include
- shortness (she's 5'1)
- low nasal bridge
- smooth philtrum
- thin upper lip
- weird cranial shape

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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Was this a body double or did they really have a kid suckin on that titty live on camera?
if the kids a minor isn't this actual illegal?

based

She is just british

Dude, fake tit...

id guess the tit is fake

>It was

ALWAYS ONE FOR SORROW

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Did he get to keep it after?

anglo genes.

yes

Selyse was CUTE
The jews only made her look frumpy because they hate Stannis

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Idk, but he probably still had a boner while filming that scene.

>promise me, ned

Englishness

it's fine user stop being such a prude

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She British, centuries of inbreeding on an island lead to that.

Breastfeeding isn't illegal.

literally me

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Why doesn't Tyrion make an armored wheelchair out of dragonglass for bran?

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>ywn fuck Stannis’s wife in her prime

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Bran can kill with his mind now so no need

You know you can watch chicks breastfeed their kids on youtube, right?
The crazy bitches that film themselves breastfeeding are also the type to breastfeed their kid for 5 years longer than they should

Looks like she would gilly's mother

That's the 3rd episode after Bran wargs into Tyrion having a conversation with himself to make the chair for no particular reason (he got the idea after hearing Sansa discuss it, revealed in episode 5) then wargs into Gendry to make himself the dragonglass chair

Jesus Christ, what happened to the writing on this show.

Cutest queen in the seven continents

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>breastfeed
Wow im retarded.

D R O P P E D
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Remember that time GRRM commissioned an ice Melisandre? What’s that about?

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You didn't know he was supposed to be breastfeeding?
You thought he just liked sucking on his mom's tit in his court, filled with attendants?

Fuck, I seriously hope this doesn't happen.

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Oh gosh

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Next episode is going to be insufferable
>omg its jaime
>jaime bad let's kill jaime
>no jaime not bad lets have a trial
>actually jaime good
>the end

Her voluntarily joining the Great Other/She works for the Great Other already and is their agent in the south, her glamour disguising that she is the wife of the 13th Lord Commander or some shit

>Borenstein
inb4 all of the valyrians are black

I know this is probably pasta, but it pisses me off to no end.

Next time, try and fuck up /got/ even worse, OP. Wow, is this edition awful. Going to watch Edmure scenes. Be back in ~250 posts, radlads.

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No one cares. Stop blogposting like a faggot.

What are the confirmed spoilers at this point? I don't wanna waste more time with this show

WE WUZ DRAGONRIDERS

In all seriousness, if Valyrians are from the southern coast of Essos, why are Targs pale and white-haired?

Well duh. Bran will save him because jaime is azor ahai

OP.... You fucked up. Just admit it and maybe I'll forget it by the time I'm back from making sloppy joes.

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the dude's fat as shit as well.

>decline and fall of Valyria
>multi-ethnic democratic state
Hmm...

Damn, she was a babe. Had no idea.

user...

>Going to watch Edmure scenes. Be back in ~250 posts, radlads.
SO FUCKING BASED

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That would be awesome if she was the Night Queen but I don’t know why she would bring back Jon then, why not just have him turned into a wight?

This is the part where they introduce half the cast as “Summer Islanders,” innit? Because the Dragonlords were well-known to have crossed the sea and scorched those tropical isles.

Sod off with this buggery; the Ghiscari hate the Valyrians, the Rhoynar hate the Valyrians, and the few who LARPed as Valyrians were often half-Valyrian themselves. Immigration and naturalization are hot words to describe what was essentially the modus operandi of the Roman State; conquer, colonize, convert.

Whoa....damn...you....sure...showed...me...damn...

Reminder that Gendry is The legitimate son of robert and cersei that cersei mentions in episode 2. theres a reason cersei specifically mentions the baby had black hair and there is a specific reason gendry mentions his mom has blonde hair, and there is a specific reason gendry is still relevant to the plot

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>based OP-hating, thread boycotting radlad confirmed
rad digits

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Checked

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Gendry has brown hair. His hair in that pic is just greasy.

The Valyrian Empire was, admittedly, very cosmopolitan and diverse; the Dragonlords of Valyria did not give two bloody shits in the grass what gods you worshiped because that was beneath them - theirs is dragon blood, and dragons are above the laws of gods and men. Worship was seen as something quaint and amusing, more pastime than belief.

Though I’m not convinced they were democratic, weren’t they more of a Republic?

I like the theory that Dany goes full SEETHING and will 100% try to get Jaime executed by fire and everyone there is extremely disturbed by this (including Jon) and they start to turn against her leading to a Jon vs. Dany conflict in finale

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haha it funni cuz edmure is actually a loser fuck up but we call him RADmure and shoop glasses on him so that make him cool haha lol xD epic

Just do the fucking Conquest? You still get your Dragons and spectacle and big battles and shit. Then you leave your stinger for the blackfyre rebellion.
It literally already wrote itself for you

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wat? didnt the valyrians have their own gods that they worshipped?

>RRREEEEEEEE people having fun!

jesus christ did you paste this from reddit or something? cringe.

House Radmure has gotten too powerful too quickly. Make no mistake about it Stannischads, they are no ally of our house. There is only room for one rightful meme to rule this realm.
Call your banners. All of them. We go to war.

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how slowpoke are you?

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shut up retard

Remember, goyim, diversity is our strength!

Inb4 they show that Bran the Builder and Durran Godsgrief were also immigrants from Sothoryos

It’s from both the World of Ice and Fire *and* the books themselves, it’s why incest wasn’t seen as a Bad Thing and even the church couldn’t stop it. The Valyrian Freehold was, in fact, a very diverse place.

Now, was it full of black people? No, but it had many shades of brown and even more shades of white.

CAREFUL DRAGON, CAREFUL NOW!

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>Though I’m not convinced they were democratic, weren’t they more of a Republic?
They really weren't, all the power was held by the aristocratic dragonlords who were meticulous about keeping their Valyrian heritage utterly pristine because they needed to preserve the recessive genes that are apparently involved with taming dragons. It's only a "republic" in the sense that no one family of dragonlords held hereditary rule, it was basically an oligarchy.

Sneed you bint fuckin cunts

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I know it was all manipulation on Margaery's part, but she seemed like she could really tame Joff's insane tendencies. He actually seemed to like her, at least for this one scene. Margaery just played into Joff's inflated hubris here but it seemed to really strike a chord with him.
I kind of wish it all worked out and Joff settled the fuck down and became level-headed after years of marriage to the woman he later realizes he actually truly loved.

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>watch all three Burlington Bar vids
>no Bessie
what happened to her bros

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OP, just stop. You fucked up your attempt at a /got/ thread. Just take your beating and move-on. In the meantime, radlads are going to radpost and make the most of it or fuck off and watch Edmure scenes for hidden meaning. You don't have to get so worked-up, bro. Take a chill pill. Get yourself a tube and go float down the Trident...

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Not sure Stannisbro, I like the Radmure posters. I'd rather see Radmure shitposting than Dany and Jon fags.

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the seed is strong baby

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edmure is unironically the most underrated character in the series

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Full on e621 action with the 2 living and 1 undead dragons, leading up to the creation of superior half-undead dragons that brapppf all over humans. Literal dragonporn.
There will be a sequel called "Game of Wings".

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Ned's Fed & Sed (Formerly Charles')

It's a really strange and hard to define, yet easily identifiable type of humor as are the people who are meant to genuinely laugh at it. It's a joke written specifically for everyone in a room to laugh at who aren't particularly friendly or confident with each other to act naturally so everyone is in group-think autopilot mode (think office parties or family gatherings). The joke isn't funny, but it's like a sign that comes up that says "laugh now" and everyone laughs so they feel like they fit in, even though a few people are thinking "wtf, that's retarded" but they don't want to seem like an asshole. It's onions humor of the highest caliber. In a room of actual friends everyone who heard that line was just like "this show fucking sucks."

Marge was in on the plot to kill Joff though. He was just an evil little cunt, an abomination born of incest, it's better what happened him

Sounds like some (((Executives))) trying to dumb down the terminology so popcorn-munching smoothbrains can buffet out another wrinkle on their cerebellum because, “wha, what’s an oli-garchy? Sounds Russian.”

God, why does the media have to be so stupid,

greasy in this one too?

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anal leeching treatment goes bad

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Where are you getting all this from?

Doesn't matter. Robert, Renly, Stannis too I think have brown hair in the show.

yes

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He literally said where he got it from in one of those posts

The World of Ice and Fire, a big comprehensive history of the world and the people in it. They talk a lot about the Valyrian Freehold.

his hair is cut in that scene faggot, they make it clear ALL baratheon kids have black hair.

>Joffrey gets turned on by Margie holding the crossbow
That scene was good

This. Stannischads and Radposters should form alliance to destroy all Targshits.

Yes, they struck me as a tad based and redpilled at first too, but their presence here has become threatening to our supremacy. Look to the first post of this thread; but a few generals ago it would have been STANNIS, with many good anons replying. But this thread, there is no FPBP Stannis post in sight. For fuck's sake, it's a fucking Sweetrobinpost. The other memes have noticed our weakness and are making a grab at the crown. We can't let this go any further. The Stannisposts have become fewer and fewer as the Radmure posters grow stronger with every shitpost.The Radmure menace must be stamped out for the good of the realm.

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You color blind? Gendry has brown hair, same as Renly and Robert. Baratheons don't have black hair in the TV series.

Agreed

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>People with black hair can suddenly turn their hair brown if they cut it short
???

AWOIAF
>The Freehold of Valyria at the zenith of its power was neither a kingdom nor an empire, or at least it had neither a king nor an emperor.[2] Instead, all freeholders, or freeborn landowners, had a say in its governance. In practice, however, the Freehold was ruled by the lords freeholder, powerful noble families. They were forty families of great wealth, high birth, and strong sorcerous ability, those families which controlled and rode dragons in battle, who came to dominate, were known as dragonlords.[4][2] The Targaryens were one of these dragon houses.

imagine being this much of a brainlet

Thanks, I didn't know there was such a book

Would Sweetrobin bow to the repeating digits of Stanis?

There is only one thing we say to the God of writing. Not today.

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You should get it, fantastical bit of reading and delightful cover too. You really get to appreciate the histories behind every region, and learn there is so much more to the world than Westeros.

ok, faggots

Did you miss the scene where ned reads out the baratheon hair colors?

"Robert Baratheon Black of hair"

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based and radpilled

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imagine being this much of a same fag

PAY ATTENTION TO THE SHOW
youtube.com/watch?v=bizJ-4EQDAg

All of those pics where he has darker hair are season 2, where he's imprisoned in harrenhal and obviously has dirty/greasy hair. You can literally see that Baratheon characters in the show have brown hair you dumb faggot. The writers obviously just retconned it or forgot about Baratheons having black hair in the books.

They kept the those lines from the books, but the actors all obviously have brown hair, which makes sense. How many whites actually have black hair?

I’ve got black hair that only turns brown under hard, direct sunlight. I take more after my father’s side, which is Austrian with the possibility of being Hungarian (they were around that general border region back when the Empire was a thing.)

They live in a shithole and are probably really poor and have access to fuck all good iron.

Dumb faggot, Baratheons have brown hair in the show.

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>but the actors
so?

now that I see this pics I'm pretty sure this bullshit will probably be it

CLICK ON THE YOUTUBE LINK NIGGA
you mean the actors have brown hair. brainlet

youtube.com/watch?v=bizJ-4EQDAg

Looks black to me.

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He killed her crazy ass dad. Of course, she will be seething.

So why didn't they dye their hair black for the show?

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Tell me you wouldn't watch this version of LOTR
look at that fucking cast

Get new glasses you blind cunt

>Ay yo, I dont wanna be kang n shiet

>Danny, Jon and Frosty guy (who is secretly Targarien blood) will rule the world riding on their dragons while being in incestuous 3-way marriage.
Im fine with it.

Baratheons clearly do not have black hair in the TV series you idiot. Same with the Lannisters not being blonde anymore. That scene is completely pointless.

FAKE NEWSSSSSSSSS

its just a call back to the Others being artistic, the writers finally remembered

Why the FUCK did Rhaegar do it bros?

They do because Ned was reading about it in the big book of marriages

Surely the actors would have dyed black hair just like the lannisters did in s1 then?

>So why didn't they dye their hair black for the show?
good question, how should i know?

Remember the days?

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dude... they are literally written to have black hair, no matter if the actors do or don't. its an un disputable fact

I miss costume motifs

That Tyroshi didn't have a forked blue beard either, the first one didn't even have a beard and the second did but not forked or blue. It's because dumbcunts are making this show

Season 4 was so great.

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>that cersei mentions in episode 2.
When?

Nothing written about in Planteos, probably some reddit blog.

Yeah right, they just casted a bunch of brown haired actors as Baratheons and forgot to dye their hair dark black.

Episode 2 of Season 1

youtu.be/tRfbMLEieg8

The theory dosne't work unless they retcon he part where Gendry says his mother sang to him.

Nothing about blacks or browns. Unless they worked in the mines.

olenna only told marge about it afterwards

I'm pretty sure she smothered it in the books, but I read them a long time ago so that could be wrong.

>they are literally written to have black hair
Except the TV Baratheons don't have black hair and are all brown haired, even in season 1.

Pretty sure Robert never gets her with child in the books. The times he did, by miracle, she drank moontea and got rid of it. The black haired son is an exclusively show thing.

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they. are. written. to have black hair you insufferable fag even if they have brown hair its the same fucking thing, baratheons have brown/black hair. Lannisters have gold hair. its not that hard.

>Bran is the Night King
>Jon is the true king
>Bran wants to let Jon win but he can't because Jon winning fucks shit up
>Night King, Bran, kills the true king, Jon
>Dany tries to save Jon, her and the dragons get killed by Bran (Night King), if you don't understand this you're a faggot
>Bran, racked with guilt, commits suicide and seppukus himself with Dragonglass as the Night King
>Sansa looks into Bran's white WWE Undertaker eyes in the wheel chair in the """real""" plane of reality
>the pupils come back to normal, they meet eyes and she is relieved
>*JUMP SCARE* SOUND EFFECT
>THE FUCKING EYES TURN BLUE
>*sound effect fades*
>Bran wargs back into Bran
>his eyes fade back to their normal color
>"ARYA, SANSA! WE WON!"
>they all high five each other
>jump into the air
>freeze frame in the middle of the jump
>credits roll
you're welcome, no need to watch the rest of the season
youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

How would robert not notice or now about a true born heir with his hair?
Was Joffery a twin or did she hide the entire pregnancy from him so he wouldn't suspect a missing/murdered baby?

That sounds more right. I think she just said or thought that she would smother a Robert baby and got my wires crossed.
Bitch is cray

the ACTORS have brown hair.
fuck it im so tired of this convo. its like talking to a brick wall

Except that Lannisters don't have gold hair anymore and the Baratheons clearly all have brown hair. Your theory about gendry being cersei's son is wrong, deal with it.

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that they just left the Baratheons with brown hair and said "lol well its supposed to be black...but fuck it, the viewers will have to use their imagination haha"

Robert and Cersei both grieve what is apparently a stillborn. The theory is what if it wasn't stillborn.

>fuck it im so tired of this convo
Will impressive digits cheer you up? Check 'em!

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dude... listen to yourself. jaime and tyrion don't have blonde hair because of AGE. A-G-E. Baratheons HAVE BLACK HAIR. you are literally saying the IRL actors hair is more important then an ACTUAL FUCKING SCENE FROM THE SHOW WHERE IT IS CLEARLY STATED THEY HAVE BLACK HAIR.

We're clearly talking about the TV series here you stupid cunt. In the TV series the Baratheons have brown hair, not black. Gendry doesn't have black hair so he clearly isn't the black haired son that Cersei was talking about. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

Why did Joffery wear lannister armor and not baretheon?

Ah, thanks m8

In the show the fever takes the babe. In the books, Cersei drinks moontea, that drink causes a miscarriage. and he's never even born. Miscarriages are fairly common, even more so back in thoses times, nothing to be suspicious about.

Im still mad

>we could have had Barristan meeting Jamey this Sunday

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Why is Sansa still in charge of winterfell over Bran? Is it so they can marry her to the hound/ kill bran off?

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It should have been Greyworm.

>trumptard injecting identity politics into an unrelated discussion
Not surprising.

>Are you implying that they just left the Baratheons with brown hair and said "lol well its supposed to be black...but fuck it, the viewers will have to use their imagination haha"
was that supposed to be rhetorical? Because the answer is yes. here is the scene for the 40th time where he says Robert has BLACK ASS HAIR

youtube.com/watch?v=bizJ-4EQDAg

Ice Ramsey apologizes to her in the finale and lets her kill him with dragonglass after realizing what he did wrong, so the old gods forgive him and his soul can no longer be taken over by the Night King

They don't have blonde hair anymore because the writers are lazy hacks.

Pretty sure he wears a mixture of both in the books. Half and Half. I'm not sure why not in the show. In any case, House Baratheon of King's Landing is half Lannister, so really he can wear whichever sigil he likes.

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>In the TV series the Baratheons have brown hair, not black.
you keep saying this but all i have to do is post youtube.com/watch?v=bizJ-4EQDAg and your entire argument flies out the window

its to easy bros

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Age doesn't change your hair colour unless you're a child just entering puberty or you're an adult that's slowly going grey. Jaime is slightly going grey but Tyrions hair straight up went from dirty blonde to reddish brown.

Remember lady stoneheart?

Is than you, Felicity Jones?

nice singles based rad-chad

>tfw don't have a sister who loves me and gives me hugs
What's it like anons.

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This scene was obviously retconned or just forgotten about though. They literally have brown hair and not black.

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>Age doesn't change your hair colour unless you're a child just entering puberty or you're an adult that's slowly going grey.
so... age does change your hair color? come on man read over what you just typed lmfao.

>that pic
Jesus wept.

based
but king stannis is no meme.
he is the rightful king and will bow to no one

I'd say he only fucked up with shooting an arrow, which as a lord he shoulda been good at it. Rest of it was just him being dealt a shit hand.

But Baratheons clearly don't have black hair in the show. Are you okay user?

bare Theon isn't impressive

Bran is inept. Jon is the Lord of Winterfell and theorically he's the one who should be ordering people around but he made Sansa Lady of Winterfell so she does the lordling. Just like Catelyn did, in her fonction of Lady of Winterfell, when Ned went south.

Checked for The Mother Fucking Blackfish.

Could the doom slayer solo the army of the dead?

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but allah of course

You're missing the point. His message about cutting through 5 of them was a commentary on the current state of the kingsguard. Maybe he could, maybe he couldn't. But the point is that the current staff weren't half the men of those who preceded them. All the good men are dead.

He's not dead in the books btw.

>unless

>This scene, literally the most important scene in the whole show where the secret that starts the entire conflict that still rages on to this day, is retconned or forgotten about
I used to think this conversation was a tragedy, now i realize, its a comedy

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Twenty good men could impregnate the bitch... wait.

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ez pz

>S3E3
>Edmure's introduction is the Blackfish and Robb bitching him out for not having psychic powers to magically know Robb's battle strategy to draw out the enemy forces at the mill
>the entire scene Edmure is painted out to be a dumb fuck and character assassinated the whole time
It really pains me to see how they decided to make Edmure out to be some incompetent fool instead of one of the most honorable Lords alive, and a man who just didn't get some simple fucking battle strategy from Robb like a king should send to his fucking Lords.

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He'll never die in the books cause the books ended. season 5+ is the book sequels

Great reading comprehension brainlet

>dumb undead vs maniac that made hell his bitch

I miss Tywin so much

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DUBSFISH

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How are they supposed to wrap all of this shit up in like 5 episodes

Emilia Clarke had her tits out for this whole scene.

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you're retarded and faceblind like half the people on this site. I don't think shes a dime by any means but she clearly does not have a smooth philtrum, or a low nasal bridge. Cranial shape is not awkward at all. I'ts like you've never seen a celt before. You see poeple like her all over the anglosphere. Especially Ireland, Canada and Australia.

with paper toilet

Just imagine D&D having t adapt edmure. They already don't want to do it, so what do they do? They make him do the only two things he does in the books. Fuck up at war, and then get married to a Frey.

Are you watching the same show as I am? They've retconned and forgotten about a ton of important shit.

Imagine being this buttmad because you're colorblind

lel
user, ah shit how do I put this, age DOES change hair color which is exactly what happened to jaime. what you said was the equivalent to saying "Swords don't kill people, unless you stab them through the heart." Think for a second.

she was so beautiful

now she is a rotten whore

I don't feel very mad user, infact this convo has been my source of entertainment tonight.

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>debating hair color of dead characters

STOP THIS MADNESS

INT HE NAME OF YER KING

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Jaimes hair is randomly brown now with bits of grey, Tyrions went from bright blonde to dark brown. That's not how hair works.

BOOOAAAARRRRR

More wine your grace?

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Haha you sure showed him with your epic pepe pictures xD simply ebin lmfao

If you guys don't like this show why are you posting about it? It's like all the Star Wars posts, and everything except Alita, """capeshit""" (though you seem to love the spoilers and know all the plots, strange, very stange), Sopranos, and My 600 Pound Life (for some fucked up reason) "sucks". If you guys hate everything why even bother?

>lmfao
reddit you need to leave

Yes it is how hair works. I had light blonde hair as a child and now have dark brown hair.

Can we bring back Bobbyposting now?

As a child. Are tyrion and jaime children?

>If you guys don't like this show why are you posting about it?
good buds, good waves, and good times

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not how it works for adults

>Jaimes hair is randomly brown now with bits of grey,
wrong
its almost as if the IRL actors hair color doesn't matter.

Are you also gonna seethe about dany having brown eyebrows but silver hair??

>/got/ is a hivemind, everyone has the same opinion

>My 600 Pound Life
sounds like we need to get you on the high protein low carb 1200 calorie a day diet user

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Will they brink back syrio for at least a cameo

It never left.

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They ran out of books to lift from.

>while Sansa wore a elephant costume

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roose and tywin were the flagships of this show

Brainlet

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when i was like 7 myself i had pure blonde hair, turned to dirty blonde, now its brown. Its crazy how that is infact how hair works.

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*ahem*

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>Can we bring back Bobbyposting now?
Boozin' and boatin' don't mix, Bobby. Unless you wanna hang back and float in a tube with the chicky birds, we don't need any gnarly accidents harshin' our buzz.

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You know it would have made sense if he had dyed his hair brown/black to not be recognized but no, last scenes in Season 7. His hair is as brown.

>when i was 7
It works like that for children, not adults.

someone seems a bit... mad?

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maybe we will waiting for the prequels

if the mods dont shut it down again

why are you repeating yourself?

Khal Brosno

>If you guys don't like this show why are you posting about it?
last chance to post Stannis

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>Hair ,Infact, Does not get darker with age
biology lessons with user!

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whoa...damn...you got him good...lmao...

>no ammo
he could probably just spam punch but it might get hard eventually

OH NO NO NO NO

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Maybe because it's two different people that had similar life experiences.

your mums bleached your hair when you were younger sorry you had to find out

is that... anger i hear?

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Tyrion and Jaime aren't 7 retard. Your hair doesn't magically change colour overnight when you're an adult.

sorry user, you got me

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My hair didn't start getting brown until I was in my twenties though.

Holy shit how did Tommen get caught by the Stark forces, meet Robb's wife face to face, fake his own death and make it back to King's Landing all by himself unharmed?

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>i won't look like a total newfag if i spam pepe reaction images and use ellipses incorrectly

I was shitposting about Bronx Tale and the Green Mile this past week while drunk as fuck and got replies (until my shitposts got too shitty). I'm sure you can keep Stannisposting if you want.

kek

because this show used to be good and now it's shit, but Yea Forums still watches it ironically for the memes

>Your hair doesn't magically change colour overnight when you're an adult.
good thing the series takes place over the span of 8 years

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So you're telling me, Bran can see Jaime is coming, but this nigga just waited all night in the cold instead of just staying inside and rolling out an hour beforehand in the morning? Really?

Does anyone have the Bran meme where he's warging and the text says "THE RAPE SANSA, IT"S BEAUTIFUL!"

SHIT! This is it! No more stannischad posting with all my mannis frens!

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Pretending to be retarded isn't very subtle trolling user

It wouldn't be the same without /got/

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It's the same actor playing a different character, user. Sheesh. LOL

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Oh yeah I forgot Jaime and Tyrion were both infants in season 1.

Having nightmares for sure now. Thx.

considering every one of this shit threads is pretty much the same, with the same shit memes, yeah that's about right
>i watch ironically
don't lie part of you still kind of likes it more than most other shows, even if it's just for all the """ironic""" shitposting (because you don't like anything about it but have watched 7+ seasons ayyyyyy)

LANSBOAR LANNISWHORE, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

Its the only ending we're getting so I'm stuck watching

The left is disgusting with having to spruce it up by injecting the unecessary black bar that implies he's rocking a boner. He literally has his dick and balls tucked in that picture. You can't see them.

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>name
nice
don't call me that ;(
its almost as if the actors hair colors don't matter.

>namefag spamming facebook tier reaction images, samefagging and shitting up the thread like a retard
i miss the old /got/ generals.

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Chuck's fucking seed?

>not making the Nazguls white

ah damn I forgot about this movie, pure kino

I get all the talk of his skill and all, but how exactly is his skills in a duel format supposed to help him when someone sneaks up behind him and cuts his throat?

If they don't matter why does dany have ashen hair still?

All brits have it to some extent

Why does a random shitpost on a siamese conjoining forum have better writing than the show now?

I'm assuming big networks like HBO cut funding on the confirmed last season of a show because it doesn't matter anymore. People watching it are going to watch to the end and fuck em if they hate it, you got your shekels

is rust the night king?

>facebook tier reaction images
my memes are based!
>samefagging
haven't done that once and even posted the screencap
>i miss the old /got/ generals.
the old /got/ was full of tripfags but sure
My name is also the most based and an ancient /got/ meme.Its for radlads to show their pride, im not even the only one using it.
nice try newfag

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I'd imagine if Yea Forums had whatever the fuck an AMA would be here, they could flesh out a better season than what these faggots did with millions and millions of dollars within 20,000-40,000 or so posts
FOR FREE

>people were actually surprised Glover gave the middle finger to Jon
Nobody in their right mind would respect a king like Jon. You can do whatever you want to him and he'll just let you off scot-free every time with a slap on the wrist.

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>cats and pepes
reddit please go

Remember when the main characters used to dog fuck on camera.

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Approaching bump limit
next thread

Inb4 Dany burns down their castle

>b...b..but muh screencap
>being this new
judging from your posts it's fairly obvious you're underage.

Nigger I dropped this trash after season 1, I'm only here for the memes.

>cats
OH NO NO NO
the newfag reveals himself

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Eternal reminder that this is the absolute state of GOT costume design right now.
Current list of excuses:
>i-it's supposed to look bad!
>well the Tyrells aren't a rich house, plate is expensive!
>there's nothing wrong with it!
>they're not trying to make that sweater look like chainmail! it's, uh, a gambeson!

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My hair literally does this. If you look at the hair on my head you'd say it's black but when I get it cut you can look at it and see it's brown.

literally from seasons 2-5

Well you'd assume wrong because these last six episodes cost almost $100 million.

>calling others newfags when you've shitted up the thread with cringe pepe pics

other than the ACE's tunic or whatever, i don't see what the problem is

they'd still have their lord wear the best shit they've got, don't you think? the fuck is Ned doing being dressed like a foot soldier lmao

>The theory dosne't work unless they retcon he part where Gendry says his mother sang to him.
Who knows, maybe she hung around for a few years.

Because you're cutting away the thicker, more dense hairs.

Sounds like you need to wash your hair more often you disgusting bum

Ignoring the disgusting lack of craftsmanship on that high school dramaclub abomination on the right, have you never seen a suit of armour in your entire life?

Wow it's almost like thicker hair is darker. This thread is fucking retarded.

They're both supposed to be effete ponces, with Loras being good a sparring and tourneys only really. They don't need "real armor", even in the show's world

i member

id rather have them all be black than just a few of them
niggers fucking suck but mixing the races is where it gets really unbearable

>it’s ok to smile when my degenerate ideologies are at stake
Pervert Libs like you were a mistake

Gaddam
More inbred than a rural Iraqi, this one

That would honestly be hilarious to watch people defend