ITT: 10/10 snacks to sneak into the theaters to beat the concession stand jews

Are those Christmas crackers?

plebs beware

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>Jule's Kum

what do these taste like?
I'm gonna order some maybe

From the thumbnail I thought it was raw chicken wings in an icecream container -- ie not a good movie snack.

based

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>One popcorn and a drink? That will be $20
How are there even lines for the concession stand

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This thread is making me hungreh.

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Calling it Soda just makes you sound gay

I think I was in your theater when that happened, were you watching cars 2?

So if you want a lemonade you ask for a coke?

best kum I ever had

I've had them for every Christmas in my life and I still can't explain it
Order it, essential winter kino

I'd eat them even if they gave me salmonella

Honestly I've never even heard of anyone getting prevented from bringing food to a theater in any capacity.
You literally have to be carrying a side of beef or a human sized bag of chips to get into that kind of situation.

I've never even heard of anyone getting caught sneaking in food.

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Pop takes up waaaay too much space on this map

>shaped like penises.

Naw, you just say it wrong.

Where I live it isn't even slightly frowned upon

Literally 95% of people go to the nearest store to buy the shit the like before the movie, the rest are too late or too lazy to do it and buy some overpriced popcorn or simply don't snack

>lemme get a Coke
>OK sir what kind of coke would you like?
>let me get the lemonade

This is probably the funniest shit I've seen on this site in months. Thanks.

I once snuck in peanut butter, jelly, bread, and a butter knife and made pbj's for all my friends in the theater.

>not bringing in a cool beer, popping it open and making a loud sound during a quiet moment and then pissing into it and leaving it under the seat

femanon here btw

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Step is better

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>only cost $3
>plenty to eat
>nutritious
name a better option

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>these after drinking coke

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Under a big hat sure

Florida here, I say soda.

I'm sorry that you didn't get to eat your beans

i jizz in balls of dough that i then dip in a baking soda solution and then air fry. coat with a little bit of jew salt and your good to go.

I literally thought the same

If you want lemonade you ask for lemonade dumbass

Some people can't go 30 minutes without eating.

no you ask for a 7-Up

there's a tiny sliver of New England where they call it "tonic"
can't say where though

Truly, the opus for bakers everywhere!

you're very skilled to be able to do that without a penis

DO NOT DO THIS

I lost a fucking tooth doing this, there is a chemical reaction that happens if you pop a mint after drinking a coke

>pop
What the FUCK is wrong with Americans???

formerly Chuck's

Went to an Imax showing of Alita and a large popcorn and glass of water cost the same as the ticket. Fuck the jews.

Saw Shazam with the lads and snuck in a couple brews

Unironically absolute madman.

It only works with diet coke and mentos tho

>poor
>paying 15 bucks to watch a movie
ok

really cleans out the theater LOL

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A bag of chips, I don't care if they're loud.

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Where did she say she didn't have a penis ?

Only if the lemonade is carbonated.

they don't anymore. it was only older irish families that are all junked through and completely obliterated at this point.

Been depressed all week, this made me fucking burst out laughing

What's wrong fren

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Could I get a root beer coke please?

Mmmm surströmming and pickled onions sandwich. Ty based Swedes

Is Banq's okay?

any time bro

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Ok this is epic.

>in crowded theater
>quiet scene begins
>*DING!*
>my souffle is done
>check easy bake oven and start serving slices to people around me
>whole theater is clapping

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okay this is based

In the desert southwest we call this a "Hot Carl"

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If any quads reply to this post then Pewdiepie must go to his local cino emporium and start eating surströmming there during a showing. We kinda do this bros!

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Frozen grapes are a tasty treat on a hot day.

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>quiet scene in the movie
>start slurping noodles from my bowl of pho

one turducken is usually good enough for me

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I can't fucking stand it when people call it pop. It just sounds so fucking childish.

so DUH

I call all soda "bangs" after my favorite soda bangs root beer

When it's the winter and I have my coat on me with large pockets, I'll usually try to sneak in a tropézienne.

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>hamburger with mayo inside
god amerimutts are so fucking disgusting

It's a french delight :c.
The inside is a delicious cream. Tropézienne, from Saint-Tropez.

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user i was le troleing. looks like a nice cake thing.

It looks delicious
>t. user who loves custard

blessed post

way too much cream, fuck off

It's a pie... Please try to keep up.

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>pop

fuck off yankee scum

It's a mixture of butter cream and pastry cream, don't know if that translates to custard.

Yes that's why you only take one slice or it'll smear everywhere in your pockets. If I had a girlfriend, we could put the entire pie inside her bag with all the room there.

Well it's true. There's no topping as you can see.

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>side of beef

bet I won't bring in a whole brisket xD

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I don't understand, do you dip it in cheese or ranch dressing?

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It's a Russian chocolate-covered candy called Clumsy Bear that dates back to the Soviet era.

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>sodie-pop

in soviet russia clumsy bear eats you XD

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this is all my family every buys as far as chocolate goes, i'm so fucking sick of them.

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Plebs

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>when you slip and slide on the banana peel and spill your spaghetti policy

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how do you cook these?

bitch total fucking limp-wristed faggot method:
>whisk 4 eggs
>season some flour with whatever you season chicken with
>dip wings in eggs
>toss them in flour
>dip them again
>flour them again
>fry in cooking oil of your choice until golden brown
>mix them with 1/2 hot sauce of your choice 1/2 melted butter
>serve with ranch
true nigga method:
>dust them lightly with plain flour if at all
>fry in cooking oil until skin is crispy (alternatively, fry for a bit, freeze them over night, fry again to avoid shrinkage)
>mix them with 3/4 hot sauce 1/4 melted butter
>serve with blue cheese

>niggers like bleu cheese
Am I seriously going to have to stop enjoying bleu cheese OF ALL FUCKING THINGS now? Jesus fucking CHRIST

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i like to take a big bag of pistachio nuts and scatter the shells along the seats and floor

I do the same but with my leftover popcorn, then if I have any soda I dump that on top so it sticks

Would unironically get the swat team called if you brought one of those in

Literally 5-6 states say pop, not this many, and they're all basically Canada anyways.
If you call soda anything other than soda you're autistic.

>can't go 2 hours without eating or drinking
>has to sneak food
Goddamn you mutts make me sick.

No one calls it 'Soft Drink'?

youtube.com/watch?v=T73Dt-qGh74

if its not dadu its trash