Orville

what happened to /orville/?

didn’t Kelly get murdered in John Wick

A lot of people got murdered in John Wick

she strangled keanu with her leg too

>theoretically possible
It's a time travel episode.

Mystery girl has a LEWD neck

>Younger Kelly
HOW INCONVENIENT!

>It's another relationship episode

SHORT OPENING

boo short openings, boo them I say!

is that a different actress or CGI?

Imagine Lamar's big black cock pulling out of Adrianne and cumming all over her firm abs, and then Scott eats the wad.

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>it's a Kelly Bimbofication episode

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ugggh another human episode, I swear every week is about humans and their drama

Based Isaac

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>it’s a lesbian selfcest is now possible episode

different actress

i wish isaac was my dad

WE HAVE TO MAKE OUT OR THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WILL COLLAPSE

What a predicament!

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Kiss

DRIED UP ROASTIE ALERT

HE'S MY MAN NOW

I like how younger Kelly didn't recognize Ed until he spoke.

you see, seven is the most magically powerful number

What was that beeping?

that must have been depressing for the other actress

>Hey, can I get you to drop off a few of my... er your ova into a stasis field here?

job's a job

Now that I look at her she really looks nothing like Kelly

based prosopagnosia user

Fucking hell, why is Kelly's actress' arms so scrawny, didn't she use to have muscles?

wow you can really tell this episode had a shoestring budget

this show is gonna get the axe, isn't it?

bottle episodes are normal in primetime series, or any series really

They blew their budget load on the Kaylon space dogfight and they’ve been running on fumes ever since

its the mole

>wow you can really tell this episode had a shoestring budget
How can you tell?

>skinnyfridge

*yikes*

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>duplicating it would send Kelly back
???
that’s a weird assumption, wouldn’t it just make another Kelly?

She used to work out because she had to be athletic to be Mockingbird on Agents of SHIELD

now she's just space cadet

The fact we haven't heard if it got renewed yet or not has me worried

I thought it was Tswift

>Old Kelly and New Kelly
based Gordon

I want to see both Kellys make out with each other.
Where's the sexual tension between themselves?

Are you posting screenshots from the early 90s? What is with that resolution?

Reverse the polarity of the device, dummy

That’s literally the only scene I remember

wig is fake as fuck

...

calling it now, young Kelly will lez out with Not Alara

She’s got the same giant pimple on her forehead...

it has to be the same actress

why? it's not unusual for a show to have its renewal announcement in May. June is the point where hope can be lost.

Don't spoil the joke.

It’s not
Compare their chins

Its got to be weird to be your own boss

how dare you!

take that back!

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Calling it now, Bortus gets addicted to cowboy culture.

>anons don’t know how makeup works

She's going after Ed.

Why is Kelly 1.0 such a bitch

>It's a Seth includes his jailbait fetish episode

someone smarter than me tell me the joke here

we Yea Forums now

She's a commander. It's her job. Also she's kind of a bitch.

>three unzipped vests
>three different colors
BINGO

People complaining about the moclan episodes

ethically speaking how fucked up would this be, especially since the biggest reason for the breakup was revealed to be a lie

Really fucked up but I dont know how

Ya know, I think this is really a good SF relationships plot. Yeah, because it's so fucked up.

who doesn't have a "jailbait fetish"?

they been doin a lot of moclan shit lately

>complaining about the best episodes
that’s fucked up

Seth is doing some high level roleplay here.

God he's so fucked up

It's like trying to watch TV in the 60s.

Truly, Seth.. females are the most alien sex.

people with milf fetishes

Seth DEFINITELY missed out on some girl 7 years ago and now we’re all watching his therapy session

Pretty much. Seth is completely incapable of not self inserting with all his characters

Maybe it's about queen fatass. He used to bang her.

Do normies really drink this much?

This show is embarrassing.

behead those who insult krillfu

she looks like someone...

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yea but he got to bang her, that fantasy was accomplished, she isn't a girl you wife, especially if you make more money and work more than she does

just came
where can I watch

God imagine a threesome with them

wasn't it like emila clarke
probably before she get GoT

What does kissing girls feel like?

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used to go out with a girl who would down whole bottles of wine in a couple of hours

A bag of sand

You'd think more people would be smoking weed or shooting up heroin in the cafeteria instead of just drinking fucking alcohol.

Didn't we all.

no he got her around season 3 or 4

>disappointing your past self

FUCK

Expensive.

>you made my future a disappointment
oof

No one can crush you with their words quite like yourself

OH
SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Imagine being jealous of yourself

>getting BTFO by your younger self
Kelly eternally BTFO

what the FUCK seth i didnt want to think about failure or dreams deferred right now

drugfags BTFO

>tfw me from 7 years ago would be disappointed in me too

>not already having a dopplegänger death pact with yourself
there can be only one

bro...

this episode blows

im gonna go watch STD

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Wet and soft, nothing extordinary
>What does kissing a girl that you love ?
The best feeling in the world

I’VE SLAIN YOUR DREADED DRAGON

>quantum
Should have just called it warp. Sounds way cooler

how do ships keep running into each other??
space is BIG

Long range senors

>shitting on the club scene

my man Seth

>it’s a Mass Effect episode

FUCK YES, YAPHET!

>Moclans
And you blew it.

There is my wacky Bortus shit.

I'd rather have Mogra.

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Holy shit moclans are awesome in the club

My dad just muted the tv

Bortus is doing it right

we need a gif of that

>Issac is the boomer meme

based

This whole episode is a metaphor for what it is like being a late 40's dating a mid 20's

It's actually like that when you date young chicks. Shit is hard. For some reason, I feel like this is a commentary on his time with Halston Sage.

>telling the single mom about marriage

what the FUCK is Ed’s shirt

Could be. And yes, it's exhausting

Guys, this is a bunch of hetero shit, where is Bortus?

printing that feet shot asap

I forgot all about this.
Have to watch it tomorrow.

I think it's a sweater above a shirt

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>the captain’s quarters is 90 seconds from the bridge

based

Slow down there, cowboy!

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Cool idea but I wish there was more space fights

that kind of makes sense though

they're a short range exploratory vessel, not made for fights

>banging your ex-wife when she was seven years younger before she became a bitch and cucked you into career ending depression
literally every middle aged guy's dream

> I think we found a way to send her back
> It fails
> episode ends with Commander Smith, who's been 2nd in command the whole time
> Seth is happily married to someone else
> Doesn't remember that grayson woman he met once.

Dain bramage

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I MISSED IT

ill just watch it on hulu tomorrow

we need a gif of Yafet's dancing

Yeah I know. I guess I just wish it was written so that they arent. They could still keep the drama element and have a beefier ship like ST TNG.

based seth living out his midlife crisis in his childhood fantasy

BAD END

OH FUCK, MUH TIMELINE

I literally exploded in this scene, although it's sad it's the only one in all episodes I have ever laughed out loud, the rest were just smirks

she KNOWS

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didn't expect that ending

OH FUCK PLOT TWIST

>next week’s preview has two Kellys again
what

so, how much gay moclan sex is gonna be in the next episodes?

So she never recommends Mercer to take command of the ship. Next episode she's the captain and mercer works in hydroponics.

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Pretty sure all those scenes were recaps from previous episodes in the season.

Well she did just fuck up the timeline.
No doubt this is gonna be touched upon again.

I don’t remember the Orville exploding

Except would Mercer have hit bottom like he did without Bad Kelly? Then he would have been just another officer in the fleet.

Next week: THE FINALE!

True, but [fill in the blank with some Picard bullshit about how out troubles and weaknesses make our strength]

Worse, he's in charge of cleaning the holodeck.

I hate sportsball so much

Well, it's true. Some people overcome challenges and are better for it.

I think it's from the Alara episode Firestorm.

It's not a holodeck! It's a simulator!

Ya, that could be a problem, especially after Bortus has a day off.

Not
>kelly is married with kids and mercer is the man zap brannigan wishes he was
would be unexpected desu

Next episode is called: "The Road Not Taken".
inb4 it starts their own Mirror Universe

>Only 40 posters in this thread.
It's over.

I think that's what they're doing. I have faith Seth won't over do it like DS9.

>it’s a universe where Topa stayed female
It all comes back to Moclans baybee

If they ever do a Mirror episode I want them to add lens flares and dutch angles.

yep, and you're easily the biggest faggot. kys, retard.

>moclans are all female and murdering the men in secret

There are three Kellys now.
The OG Kelly, the young Kelly on the Orville, and evil Kelly in the past with her memory intact.

the captain marvel universe

A world where Alara never left and I didn’t have to drop the show

that would be very interesting no lie

just imagine

Alara? More like Retara

I'd imagine that's what it's liking being in your mid-20s and dating a mid-20s

How idealistic.

women never mature

>women never mature

t. faggot incel

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>women never mature
They do, but it's usually for the worse. Mature women are usually delusional when it comes to things like dating.

Just look at Charlize Theron.

It makes sense if you think about it. When they're young and hot, everyone is always nice to them, they never have to pay for a drink, everyone laughs as their jokes, and everyone seems so interested in everything they have to say.

Then they get older, and suddenly people don't give a shit. It must be very confusing; especially if they haven't taken the time to develop the skills needed to support themselves once the free ride ends.

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>the skills needed to support themselves
you mean...money?
that's what dudes are for

>When they're young and hot, everyone is always nice to them, they never have to pay for a drink, everyone laughs as their jokes, and everyone seems so interested in everything they have to say.
That's what bothers me. Usually, a lot of the things that they have to say don't make any damn sense.

So, women are children who need to be taken care of? How confusing.

But that's my point. When they're 21, hot and full of energy, the guys will line up to support them. But once they reach 32, they're pretty much on their own and the younger crop of hot women are getting all the gibs.

It's like a world turned upside for the women who haven't planned for this.

Salty milk.

This dude got 972 pictures of the worst character

I wonder if they made Kelly friends with Talla and those drinks aren't going to to happen, for a reason

No one gives a shit about the Orville, so could they keep Halston returning a secret? How does an alternate timeline fix her bone density?

I don't think she's coming back. Also this show is definitely dead even if life support allows season 3.

>it won't get renewed past the first season
>w-well it won't make it to season 3
>e-e-even if it gets season 3, it's going to die
Don't you ever shut up? Are you seriously going to keep saying this crap every season?

Goddamn time travel ruins everything it touches

>season 7 of The Orville
>the series finally ends after a good run
>"HA! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD GET CANCELLED"

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>How does an alternate timeline fix her bone density?
Kelly never pushes to make Ed Captain, replacement Captain tells Alara she's a shit and sends her back home before she can spend enough time on the ship for her bones to degrade.

>be Alara
>family hates you because you're retarded
>join military
>get sent back home because your bones suck

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>thought you were mentally retarded
>you were actually physically retarded
Fuck, this is exactly like this recurring dream I've been having

WE MIRROR UNIVERSE NOW LADS

>Don't you ever shut up? Are you seriously going to keep saying this crap every season?

First of all I'm not the same person as everyone

The last episode hit a record low of 2.59 million viewers after a steady decline. Season 3 can happen because tax breaks and mcfarlane's good relationship with fox. But eventually a show needs people to watch it.

People do watch it, they're just not watching it on FOX or legit streaming sites.

>they're just not watching it on FOX or legit streaming sites.

So people watch it but they're just not making money. Thanks for clearing that up

>First of all I'm not the same person as everyone
We all know it's you, dumbass.

>People do watch it, they're just not watching it on FOX or legit streaming sites.
Watch it on Hulu or GTFO.

>paying for Hulu
nah

Back in the day thois wasn't An issue because women were married for 15 years by the time they hit the wall. Now women try to marry post wall and it doesn't go so well.

Western civilization took 2,000 years constructing ways for men and women to survive together and feminism took 200 years to tear it all down. Hitting the wall and having your man ditch you for the newer model is the future roasties chose.

*indecipherable incelspeak*

Kelly 2.0 evil!

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Trying to make a list of quality episodes because why not. Please shit on it

A few of them I can't decide. Either because I didn't like the episode for an idiosyncratic reason, or people are polarized about Moclan plots and you'd have to know your tolerance for gay shit and rehash.

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that’s no dream user, you’re just retarded

and here I was hoping I would wake up someday

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they're REALLY trying to hammer the "it's the man's fault the woman cheats" to the audience aren't they?
it's not working, Seth.

technically she was date-raped

Adrianne did a good job distinguishing young Kelly from old Kelly.

Ed was date-raped, Kelly's just a cheating ho.

Not enough

I thought it was cool how they modified her voice to be brighter. It was convincing.

they left it open that she just cheated, but it’s clear that ed’s behavior isolated himself and put a strain on their marriage, but they don’t go as far as the narrative your pushing or painting cheating in a good light

This happens to career women all of the time. By the time they want to make a family they've missed the boat.

That is precisely what happened to The Expanse. It got cancelled because it was broadcast before it streamed and if it's not getting viewing numbers on your platform it gets dumped. Luckily Amazon has a slightly different model so it got picked up.

It was alien pheromones though. They were strong enough to make you gay. So Kelly can't be blamed.

Why Ed still blames himself is unclear. Maybe even if Kelly didn't sleep with anyone he thought it was fucked anyway.

You can read so many things into this to make it seem like it is either feminist this or chauvanist that. Quit reading into things. Most people just like young booty.

that's not the message the writers are trying to push

>the beginning of the Star Trek mirror universe is Hitler winning WWII
>the beginning of Orvilles mirror universe ripoff is Palicki not fucking Meyers
So how will Kelly completely fuck over her timeline?

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>Get your waifus DNA sequenced
>Grow old with her
>Get to 80 so you can say you experienced 'life'
>Have 16yo clones in the tank
>Transfer your minds to your new cloned bodies
>Rinse and repeat...re.re.re...peat

Somebody get this man some funding

nice a mirror universe

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Was she lying when she said that the memorywipe would work because she didn't remember anything?

no, because they assumed it worked because OG kelly doesn't remember anything and that it's a closed time loop, thus it will work

OH FUCK
I forgot it was tonight.

ngl young Kelly was pretty hot. It really showed how standoffish regular Kelly acts.

Kelly said she REPLICATED the dress. Was it a slip up with the word synthesized? Or did she mean it in the actual, non-Star Trek way? Or have they used replicate in the Star Trek way before?

They've been slipping in "replicate" every so often when referring to their synthesizers.

Ah, I probably just forgot.

They are gonna call the next Trek follow up to Discovery 'Star Trek Enterprise' (not the singular Enterprise to distinguish itself from the former show).

Calling it now.

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I kinda respect how the show decided to be almost entirely about romance this season. Not many Science-Fiction series would do that. I mean that unironically.

Might be the last season, it hasn't been renewed

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I enjoyed it fine while it lasted.

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>it's a Seth writes his pain into an episode episode.
poor guy, he just wanted a soulmate instead he got a 20 something sex machine he has nothing in common with

youtu.be/5J7IrPVLc4U
Super disappointed Seth didn't play this.

Seth didn't write this episode, someone named Janet Lin did.

It doesn't help that they have fucking Gotham as a lead in.

Majority Rule is good because the main alien girl is hot and it's not a moclan episode - Good
Cupid's Dagger has Yaphit banging Finn and cute Alara - Good
Firestorm has based fat guy engineer at the start and it's a cute Alara kicking ass episode, although it's better the first time around - Good
Primal Urges - Gay moclan episode, mediocre b storyline - Meh
Deflectors - Awful fake-Alara/Moclan episode - Meh

Will we ever see the space station he built? Orville: Deep Space Nine when?

I still want to see the Finale be Seth in LA just pitching the show to Fox/Disney executive Who is either Patrick Stewart or William Shatner and they say no because they don't want to get sued by star trek and then Seth comes out of the room where the rest of the cast is waiting and says it's a no go, and they just go their separate ways.

Fucking pirates killing a good show.

Bortus' porn addiction episode was the best yet. It was topical. It was bold. It was shocking. It was hilarious. 10/10.

The 6th Day already did that, Also, your clone wouldn't be YOU. It would just copy your memories over to your new body. You'd still be dead. So the plan kinda sucks if you want to keep your consciousness.

He'd probably just pull a Dallas instead.

It's a wig.

So when is the Union going to make battleships that can face off against the Kaylon?
Can't they just create the own R&D where they don't have to rely on the Moclans?

calling back to Bortis' Sex Lagoon was also fucking amazing.

>Also, your clone wouldn't be YOU
What did he mean by this

A clone is only a physical copy of you, it wouldn't have your memory. and even if you implanted it with your memories, those would be a copy as well, you wouldn't be able to 'transfer' your consciousness over. It would be like moving data from one computer to another. It copies of the data to the new one and deletes the original.
Any clone you create is not really going to be you.

They already have larger battlecruisers don't they?

'Heavy' cruiser which are just larger versions of the Orville, which all got fucked up just as badly by the Kaylon.

Idk

>it wouldn't have your memory
Says who? The hypothetical procedure in talks about transferring your mind i.e. your consciousness.

It would be a copy of your memory, the original dies.
Hell the 6th Day even addressed that.

>It would be a copy of your memory, the original dies.
Your original body dies, but your mind is transferred. Granted, this is all fiction, but that's the hypothetical procedure he talked about in his post.

>Bortus absolutely SHREDDING the dance floor
top zozzle

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That was actually my first thought.

DS9 almost ended that way.

THE
NIGHT
IS
OURS

Seth is a lonely and broken man who shoots his mirror?

>younger Kelly didn't recognize Ed until he spoke.

she's a drunk

Oh snap

Your mind isn't transferred, it just creates copy. Technically you live on since the clone has your body and memories, but the you, you dies.

Yeah, the end of the episode really nixed that. I was hoping they were going to do something fun with past Ed, but no.

So is this a cliffhanger without the To Be Continued?
Or are we stuck with a clip show final episode like Shades of Gray to make up for the budget?

I was thinking the more obvious "It was a dream" but your take has merit!

You're thinking 'Who shot JR?' not the ending of the series.

Why is Bortus able to steal the show so effortlessly?
I knew something like that was coming and it was still great.

How come you can't see all that stuff in the show?

It's called Hollywood Magic.

Well he's gotten the best eps, they haven't even tried to give nu-alara an episode and that's for the best. Cassidy Yates got some great eps but kids will always kill the prospect of her character being popular. Pilot and other-pilot-who's-now-an-engineer are bad. Anyone Seth interacts with heavily will be a major downer.

Just leaves Bortis, Klyden was a very pleasant surprise though.

>nu-alara had an episode, what are you talking about

blocking. looks like it was probably a shot of the command chairs looking down the corridor.

yeah they are continuing with it next ep.

non memeing, hes actually one of my favorite director/writers for tv. everything iv seen him do, has been a great episode of the show its in

So they have to move all that shit when they want to film someone else on the bridge?

depends on the shot and how the kinotographer feels about the light situation.

Yep. That's why it can take hours to shoot just 2 minutes of dialogues.
Since the computer screens on the stations are removed it's safe to say that it was for a scene that relied on shot/reverse shot conversation.

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i like the green bodysuit-stockings thing going on there.

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Another Hammer-faced man-jaw tranny.
HOW do you faggots find any of these attractive???

that's the same one as before

>300 posts and no one posted a webm of the Moclans dancing

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there's a little bit of it in but it's just not that interesting without

I might do it later. I'll post it in a trek thread if there's no /orville/.

/orville/ is trek.

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Bortus' enthusiasm obliterated my sides.

>mfw they literally said this

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But what if J.R. Ewing joined the Air Force?

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do you not understand the concept of a hypothetical?
he's proposing a hypothetical where the mind doesn't get copied, it just gets MOVED
>but no that's not what would happen!
YES IT IS IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL

Skelly Kelly. She could use some steaks and muscle training.

Are they the best aliens in the series or is it because they're so fleshed out?

So, next week's episode didn't reveal anything much.
Did past Kelly still has her memories of the future?

Both.