James Holzhauer is setting one record after another as a contestant on "Jeopardy!" by taking risks even the greatest player in the game's history admits would be too much for him.
In only 10 episodes, the professional gambler has the four single-highest totals in the show's history and has racked up $697,787 through Wednesday's episode.
*smooch*
He misses like 1/30 answers and buzzes in first 95% of the time
>greatest player in the game's history
Not anymore.
hes kind of an ass hole but the soft spot for granny is nice
What the fuck kind of "risks" can you take playing Jeopardy
Bruh I need that broad in the middle tonight to fuggen peg me foreal goddamn
The show's been on for 55 years and over 10,000 episodes. You're going to see statistical anomalies. It would be weird if we didn't see huge gambles pay off once in a while. He's only in all-time 2nd-place by a slim margin and he's not even close to Jennings.
>Bruh
>I've never seen an episode of Jeopardy! in my entire life
Then why are you posting about it?
Doing real double jeopardy and betting everything you've got on one answer. Have you even watched the show dipshit?
>daily double
>final jeopardy
>if Val Kilmer were 20% more punchable
incredible
lol, what's going on in this thread?
*smooch*(only if consensual)
Just how kino is this guy? Jeopardy needs a new hero (or villain) after Chu turned out to be a huge faggot
Well he's clearly autistic so Yea Forums should really like that but he's also jewish so that should trigger Yea Forums
Rude *ncels
old hags leave
The only thing that's suspicious is that he always buzzes in first, even on easy questions that everyone should know the answer to. But I think that's probably a flaw with how the buzzers are programmed rather than him cheating. I think they probably iterator over the podiums and if one is buzzed it just stops and give it to them, starting with the champions podium. I think this because in my 3 decades of watching I have never seen a situation where 2 people buzz at the same time and it needing to be resolved. If the buzzers are polled are a low hz like 30 then it would be easy to buzz in first every time.
Where can I watch the latest episodes?
He's gay, we usually have an higher intellact then the common man. I may have terminal AIDS but my brain is as fit as a fittle.
>I see the crystal rain drops fall.
Brainlet
Richard is so fucking based
God she is so cute. Would wife.
>people bet their money several times per episode
>the audience applauds
>even the SNL parody depicts this
I'm sure Yea Forums has some cringey pedantic reason to hate him
Post the pic of her trying to dab
*smooch*(only if consensual)
he really played them like a fittle didnt he
link to latest full episode?
There are enough variables in the buzzing sequence the chance of an exact tie are astronomical.
jeopardy.com
I mean shit the first score tie happened in 2017.
youtu.be
she cute
Nah whenever I see aphex twin/richard mentioned the consensus is he is based.
Am I wrong? Has it ever happened?
>There are enough variables in the buzzing sequence the chance of an exact tie are astronomical
Nothing about that makes it unlikely, it says nothing about the polling rate for the buzzers.
damn, this final jeopardy is easy
somebody post the gif/webm now
It doesn't, leftypol
>Jewish
How
kristin butts
He’s extremely smart and plays all in on DD’s so his totals are absurd. Even without the DD’s he would’ve won every game going away I think.
I think his daily doubles are eventually going to fuck him but this run will make him rich first.
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He’s already set and shattered his own 1 day records. This isn’t an anomaly you fucking dumbass.
I’ve barely watched any capeshit in my life and I got the final jeopardy
God these people are retarded. Who the hell guesses batman or Superman from C KING
I banged a lawyer that looked just like this around 2012. Came back in town a few years later, called her up and she had gained no shit like 100lbs. It was shocking, still fucked again too.
Ken Jenning’s record score is his daily average
I love bitches with her body type but they are ticking time bombs 90% of the time. 90% of the time they end up balloons and becoming huge women. Sad.
I would go to war solely to defend her honor
>half-jewish, half-japanese.
He is a master autist
My theory is his sporying gambling career led him to be deeply in debt
Those mobsters offered him a way to pay it off by cheating jeopardy.
He has a 2 way comms implant and there's a bunch of mob nerds use machine learning and google to return the best results
He’s gotten a few wrong answers though
It is sad. If they don’t keep up with fitness and some diet those girls pack it on deep
Yeah thats what I was saying
anomaly
noun, plural a·nom·a·lies.
a deviation from the common rule, type, arrangement, or form. an anomalous person or thing; one that is abnormal or does not fit in
It is literally the definition of an anomaly
This is retarded
his wife is a thick qt
You get better with the buzzing timings the more you played. He says this gives him something of a home field advantage and that statistically his odds of losing get lower with every win. All jeopardy champions know this though.
You are allowed to buzz in on the last syllable, most people are actually too fast if anything. If you mess up, you get hit with a half second delay which basically buries you for that question
Damn she is suppppper thhiicckkk.
Also when did this dumb nigger start hosting who wants to be a millionaire?
no one cares leftypol, so stop trying
His handlers got them wrong
You are dense. One game would be an anomaly. He has done this multiple times. That makes it, by definition, not an anomaly.
Duh, cant get literally every question right
>two minute ancedote or outloud thinking process for a simple answer.
My god Millionaire is such shit. Can they just tell them to answer the damn question?
It's impressive, though, especially when you consider that the theoretical max that anyone can win in one day is around $500,000.
>Zoomy just told everyone he's never watched the show
Good job, you little bitch.
Jepardy is for retards
:3
She's not trying to dab as she finds negro 'kultur' disgusting, she's doing a double Sieg Heil
I think the poster meant he is the anomaly
How do I get a gf like this lads
Be good at trivia
Thanks. Didn't know this
Probably an acting class considering this is the fakest most rehearsed "Who me? You think I'm cute? Tee hee hee. You're silly" bullshit act I've seen in some time.
>those eyes
That's cold calculating psychosis. You can tell she's a kinky Bitch but will ruin your fucking life if you don't live on her plan.
Would be subjugated by.
get the fuck off Yea Forums, shit rots your brain
meet a stranger every day and find something in common
contribute to your community
stop freaking out about race
Please please have sex
Idiot, have you ever seen jeopardy? They train the camera on people for 6 solid seconds and it's always awkward as fuck. You'd be awkward as fuck too. She's just having fun with the awkward waste of time. Yea Forums gets so hurt by the dumbest shit
What the Fuck else are you supposed to do during those presentations stare into the camera without blinking like an autist?
This is the final redpill. Spend way less time on Yea Forums or leave entirely, less time on the internet in general.
>she will never be my wife
>she will never bear me good christian children
>i will never come home seeing her teaching my kids good western values
>she will never cook for me and care for our family
Why even live bros? ;_;
> reminder: the reason she sounds like that is because she was molested
Check your local listings
>professional gambler
>taking risks
gee you don't say
thought i was the only one thinking that.
Spotted the wheel fag
>meet a stranger every day and find something in common
based and underrated advice
go to bed, pat sajak
nice palindrome
why are the categories so retard of late
hes not cheating anymoar...maybe in the beginning but not anymoar
First round feels like its been dumbed down enough for the average fag to be able to answer, second not so much.
h-haha yeah, I know right...
Hapa master race
Nah buzzing works like this.
You can only buzz after Trebek reads the last word.
Buzzing before that gives you a 1/2 second penalty.
When the lights flicker on that's the only time the contestants can buzz.
There's a lady that's in charge of turning the lights on/activating the buzz window.
The more you win in jeopardy the more familiar you'll be regarding the timing of that window.
In most questions the 3 contestants would probably able to give the right answer.
It's up to the buzz timing and daily double betting for one to win.
That explains why sometimes you see people raping the button and they can't buzz in
The only honest answer someone will give you to this question: you don't
DELET
Thank you Kaiji, very cool!
You guys are dumb, he's being fed the answers before hand to drum up viewership for when Trebek dies.
He's even Jewish.
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