Is he really 5'8?

6' sounds better than 1.83 meters

>hey, how tall are you?
>I'M SIX

no, it sounds retarded

Oim 12 stone so I am

>IM 1.83!
fucking retard

>hey, how tall are you?
>I'M ONE POINT EIGHT ZERO THREE

you're the fucking retard

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>Farenheit
>0 is really cold for people
>100 is really hot for people

>Celsius
>-17.78 is really cold for people
>37.78 is really hot for people

>6 feet is tall
>5 feet is short

>1.8288 meters is tall
>1.524 is short

wew

Now explain women

>let's use non-base 10 systems! yeah!
>also let's write the month before the day, but not the year!
>pratically nobody else in the world uses this bullshit system, and even our own scientists have to convert shit to the metric system, but let's keep being retarded

at least you had freedom going for you guys, but in ~2 years you're going to start losing that hard too once Bernie wins the ellection

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she has that pinky coke nail on the red carpet. kek

>he
That is a woman. A transvestite.

women aren't self conscious about their height unless they are amazonian giants, in which case they're not fooling anyone by fudging the numbers.

They give more of a shit about shoe, bust and waist sizes. they're so self conscious about it that the american sizing system has zero standards across different brands. You might buy a pair of jeans that's labeled "27 inches" but is actually 30. Or a pair of shoes that are "6" but actually 8.

It's up to the woman herself to figure out what actually fits, but this is all done so that the woman can then lie about her measurements and have proof on the labeling.

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How many metric system using countries landed on the moon again?

>tfw 5'8 (like actually 5'8)
>guys shorter than me always claim to be 5'10
>whenever I say I'm 5'8, they call me a liar
>refuse to ever get measured in front of anyone

american scientists use the metric system, so... 1? or are you trying to imply that average Joe Schmuck is responsible for the moon landing?

>soviet union
metric system
>china
metric system
>india
metric system
>japan
metric system

that's how i noticed the consistency in height fudgery. i'm also a plum average 5'8 and tower over guys who claim to be 5'6", or have an inch or two over guys who claim to be 5'8. there's a guy in my family who's the same exact height as me and swears he's 6 foot.

it's very pathetic.

I'm 5'5 and ever since high school, girls taller than me just throw themselves at me and I don't know why.

if he's 5'8, then ill let you know when it rains

We are truly the "average" man, and have been shafted by all of the liars that depict 5'8 as being ridiculously short. Just the other day, a girl at work didn't believe I was 5'8 because her boyfriend was around my height and said he was "almost 6 feet"

Nice cope

Most men in Hollywood are short. Think of your high school, you didn't have chads in theater, you had Hobbit faggots.

Avg is 5'9 1/2. You're slightly below average but not to the extent that anons think.

I've also known guys my height (I'm 5'9) claim to be 6 or close and it's pathetic

Well shit, excuse my ignorance, but we still have our common agreement.

>Every man under 6 foot adds half the distance to 6' to their height.

This is not true.

women lie about there age so if shes 25 she's 30 most likely

>women aren't self conscious about their height unless they are amazonian giants

Wrong. Short women want to be taller. Tall women want to be shorter. All women seem to want to be 5'7 or 5'8.

aw jeez you've proven my braod generalizations based on anecdotal evidence incorrect.

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Imagine licking Maisie's goblin face as you explode inside her

>its a Americazns defend the imperial system by just stating that America in genetal is better and this somehow justifies their objectively inferior system episode.

I'm 6 foot exactly and always get used as a human measuring stick when shit like this comes up. Fun to watch reactions, though.

>talking with my cousin
>we are the exactly same size
>6' for real
>he claims he's 6'1
why

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Dios mio

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maybe he's dumb and measured in shoes?

Dumb fuckin' burger

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>Mental gymnastics for men under 5 feet.
You mean where they splatter their brains all over the ceiling?

Based.

have sex