She was kind of a whore if you think about it

she was kind of a whore if you think about it

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>kind of

>not watching FWWM
She was a literal whore.

I made it through the Kubricks'
Somehow I made it through
Don't even ask me how lost I was when I sat through
They were shit, all of it, I'd been HAD!
If only that dude saw Muholland Drive
If he ONLY SAW Mulholland Drive, it would have GOOD...

Like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lyyyyynch film
They're my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE

Gonna give him all my love, boy.
Lynch is simply the best.
He made nothing but masterpieces, now he can rest.
Plebeians WHINE. Oh they whine!
He's too LONG!, Yeah, he makes them bored.
Now they're sperging out
If ONLY they had the brains, to be able to...

...like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lynch film
There my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE

WOOOAHHAHOAHHHH
WOOOAHHAHOAHHHH
WOOOAHHAHOHOOAAAHHHH

They don't cost, me a dime
They'll hold up, 'til the end of time
'Cause they me feel
Yeah, they make me feel I've nothing to hide!

Like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lynch film
There my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE

Like a Lynch film
Like a Lynch film
He makes me feel so good inside
When he spooks me, and a drum BEATS, and he loves me
Ooh, baby YEAH!
Can't you hear that drum beat, for the twentieth time?

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But she was our whore, and we killed her.

>if

whore today gone tomorrow

How did Laura even have time in her day to be a cokewhore while doing all the other shit?

formely alive

When you're wired all the time you don't really need to sleep.

>Posting the same thread without all the roastie bullshit

I'm onto you, you fucking incel freak

Absolutely, but it’s explained why she was a whore, and at least she had an interesting backstory and reasoning for being a crazy coke whore

Have sex

There literally is nothing wrong with being a whore.

I have sex, maybe you want to try it

A microwaved watermelon with a hole drilled in it doesn’t count

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Agreed, as long as that's common knowledge between the parties involved.

but she was cute

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fpbp
This is the one time where the real patrician choice is the one who DIDN'T fuck their daddy.

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*claps* im paul

BOB fucked her pretty hard, also in the head

>Jowday, now THERE was a whore

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>this is why Lynch didn't cast her again for The Return
>Even Audrey aged better

and?

all women are whores

That's the key thing. Riding the cock carousel is fine and dandy if your partners know, it's just really a problem when WELL IT'S TIME TO SETTLE DOWN.

yikes

/thread

Based

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aremt a;; wp,em wjpres yes

>tfw no Candie gf

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THE FUCK IS THAT THING

JUST

YOU

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From a certain point of view, perhaps.

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hi shane

kek

now that i'm thinking about it logically, it is true

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>tfw no giant Laura Palmer gf

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ngl this part LYNCHED me. What the fuck did it mean???

I’m having trouble making out the tune.
I don’t suppose I could convince you to make a vocaroo?

Laura is best girl

Yeah, no one ever stops to think about how BOB’s mother JUDY was inhabiting Sarah, making BOB himself a victim of incest.
If incest is all you’ve ever known it’s kind of difficult to think of it as something wrong.

she was a woman. therefore she was a whore. think about it logically

he was having a vision

I really want to be contrarian but no, you're absolutely right

Big if true

Nah she was in The Return, she played the Experiment

you didn't get the point of her character if you really think this. she was only a harlot because she was sexually abused

You sir, are mistaken

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Based

>tfw no mommy Laura GF

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She died for our sins

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Sexually abused by a psycho evil spirit inhabiting her father's body and coming to her in horrifying nightmares, then she realizes it's real life. Makes sense to drown yourself in sex and drugs if the rape ghost comes for you every night

You're getting paranoid

What about Maddy or Audrey?

Absolutely this.
Audrey is by far the best girl on the show.
>starts off as an earnest, innocent girl who's bratty because her dad is an asshole most of the time and she just wants his love and attention
>grows into a strong, mature, competent woman over the course of the show and ends up being the best person in the entire town in pretty much every way
The fact that she's literally the most beautiful girl to ever live is just icing on the cake

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twin peaks (or TP as I call it) is overrated

GOD I love Audrey

>gone

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anonymous (or user as I call him) is a faggot

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me too, bro....me too

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Audrey is definitely best girl in the show, but irl Madchen wins that title

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for two reasons:
1: because Shelly is a dumb roastie whore
2. because Madchen has aged like wine

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you're right Maddie is pretty cute

Sometimes I drink too much and then puke, I'm gonna stop doing that.

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why my peepee hard

cringe

aren't JUDY and The Experiment different entities?

Laura was created to be good to combat BOB but BOB and the entities of the black lodge broke her down and ultimately killed her.

she fucked most of men (and women) in twin peaks. almost 90% of the population.

she was a turbowhore and it doesn't require any thinking at all to come to that conclusion

Heresy of Arius, She has always been

I heard Madchen was blacked.

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Have lunch lol

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You don't say

thick legs

Jesus, she was just 47 in this picture.

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What the hell happenned to her?

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How do you even get this body type?

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Dude she's a total sociopath.

No