Would Kevin have been /ourguy/?

would Kevin have been /ourguy/?

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Kino fapping scene

lmao I would have dodged the arrows and CQC'd his faggy ass

>Probably fapped to fucked up shit
>Had no friends
>Was probably an incel
He would have browsed Yea Forums for sure at least

>dodged the arrows
hello barry allen

You just know he was a 2000s channer.

/ourguy/

God I just want to fuck his throat.

This
In the book they said he was using the butter from the fridge, kek

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>never seen a real life weapon before
>only combat experience comes from playing apex legends
>guy comes to school with bow and arrow
>run towards the attacker by sliding and jumping
>strafe back and forth
>jump into the air and kick him dealing 30 points of damage
>hit S to back up
>run forward and punch him for another 30 damage
>he aims his bow at me
>say "phasing..." before disappearing into another dimension
>teleport behind him
>"nothing personal kid"
>open a portal to a different timeline
>throw his body in
>YOU ARE THE CHAMPION
>loudspeaker says "A winner has been appointed."
>everyone cheers

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How many people can you realistically kill with arrows?

depends on how skilled you are
youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

As many as your quiver can hold
youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Where can I learn to do this?

ANDERSENMIND

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Are you willing to put in the required 10'000 hours?

you can't. you'll quit after a week just like everything else you've tried caleb.

Probably not desu
My name isn't caleb

What did Leffen mean by this?

>Leffen
that's Filthy Frank dude

That's gay and inefficient compared to having a thousand archers. He wouldn't even be a match for an average infantry solder with a sword/spear and shield

Needs me to cum in his ass desu

:/

How did he get so ugly? He used to be so much cuter

The more I look at him, the more he looks like Hitoshura.

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He's a chad now

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I can't imagine watching cartoons and knowing about cartoon characters. Do you really think anyone knows about this shit?

>say "phasing..." before disappearing into another dimension
This post is so retarded, but this shit is fucking hilarious and I don't know why.

>Sparse facial hair
>Eye shadow
>90lbs at most
Vinegar twink status.

God he is so fucking handsome I can't take it

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him using a bow is the most ridiculous school shooting weapon ever though. i mean honestly how many people could he fucking kill before being swarmed and disarmed/beaten to death.

>he says in the twink husbando worship thread

Holy cope

yes. he would have shitpost on Yea Forums, /pol/ and /r9k/

Do you think he needed to kill 10+ before the movie was warranted? He already killed his dad, 2 more at the school would have been enough.

cope with your shit taste in "men"

i think they made it look like he killed a bunch of people at the school though. his mom wouldn't have been so hated by everyone if he killed like 2 people at the school. that barely even gets a headline at this point in the US.

Dumb post.

cope

Fuming

>Cope
AKA "I have literally no argument and I am seething".

He lured people into the gym and then locked everyone out with heavy duty locks that they had to remove with bolt cutters

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he kills at least 6 people in the school based on the book/movie. thanks for your response though truly insightful.

All I said was that all he needed to kill was 2 to make the movie work. 6 is completely reasonable too.

>ywn cuddle up to him in bed after watching a kino as you lazily make out and 69
JDIMSA

Fuck that sounds heavenly

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that’s a lewd tongue

He likes to lick things I think

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I couldn't imagine have a cute twink son like that. I would spank his bare ass every chance I got.