Requesting Endgame spoilers so I could BTFO mousenigggers and manchildren at the local screening

Requesting Endgame spoilers so I could BTFO mousenigggers and manchildren at the local screening.


Fuck Disney

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they defeat thanos but some people die in the process

sorry, i dont follow this but wanted to compliment this fanart, saved

>so I could BTFO mousenigggers and manchildren at the local screening.
If you try it, your skinny manlet self will be bombarded with 60 amerifats so have fun

Post spoilers in random Reddit threads

Who dies? And how do they kill Thanos?

Tony and Cap die. Thanos is killed by Thor at the start of the movie. Then he gets resurrected and gets killed by Tony the second time and then resurrected again and killed by Cap for the final time.

Yeah, fuck mouseniggers

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>Thor, Tony and Cap each get their turn
quite based and kinopilled.
Also, what's Captain Marvel's role in it? I don't want her to really help kill Thanos or anything.

She is more useless than Black Widow

womyn power

have sex

Alright thanks man, glad to know I'm gonna have a good time.

>be troll in kinoplex
>time it so the movie will start in a few minutes
>just go inside the screening room
>shout out all spoilers
>run for your life before anyone can react
>ruin the experience of 300+ persons in the process
>have a friend inside to record the reactions
>repeat 10x
>make the ultimate YT kino of butthurt fans

better than shooting everyone in the theathre I guess

my friend scattered written, concise spoilers in the private shitters when he went to watch La Larona

...

Post credits scene(s)?

Fuck you, pathetic DCuck.

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There are quips in the movie, and Captain America and Irony Man hold hands.

How does he get resurrected?

I miss massspoiling
The last great one was Star wars force awakens

Why is Ant-Man 500 feet tall?

>cap wielding mjolnir
neat

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Film it so we can have a laugh

Indeed

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tim stone

is the 2nd clip
Here is the first clip

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Tony Stark is in it

3rd and last clip

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Literally whoooooo

post CHAD HULK

reminder that people actually enjoy this trash

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here's the leak with audio

Any good eye catching images that spoil the entire film so I can print them up and post them around town ???

Oof!

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Jesus I mean yeah, fuck Disney and all but you’re taking away the tiny amount of joy these people have. That’s kind of sick desu. What if someone came in while you guys were jerking off to anime and broke your monitor, called you a faggot and walked out of your house?
Don’t be dicks. There’s so much shit in this world just let them enjoy themselves

She's arguably the most important character in the movie.

Lol no

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I'll eagerly await the headline "Troll beaten nearly to death for spoiling Endgame to crowd"

How does it feel to have a father figure lads?

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>you’re taking away the tiny amount of joy these people have
exactly the greatest pleasure in life is ruining someone else's fun

Thor's Face Iron Man and Spiderman's reunion Cap vs Cap Hulk with the gauntlet etc.

Print spoilers with some catchy color and place them behind windows of your car. Park the car near your local kinoplex in a way everyone will see it even unwillingly. Be based like this guy:

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Just a warning faggot beta OP: Chads and guys who can beat you into a fine paste go to see these with their families and shit so be ready to get the shit kicked out of you when you do your le ebin trole xd. My gf at the time and her little sister had me take them to get the last Harry Potter book the night it came out and one of you neckbeard autists started yelling spoilers at the crowd making the kids sad and trying to ruin their night. I stomped the shit out of him so bad in the parking lot that I ended up having to do 200 hours of community service after pleading down due to it being a first offense and he'll never be able to live a normal life again without being in pain. Hope you can stay happy while a member of the AB that brought his kid has you bite the curb, nigger.

>implying you will do shit other than whisper to yourself and sweat profusely while capeshit Stacys laugh at you

You're pathetic and you always will be pathetic.

It's true! I was one of the crying kids!

And then you woke up

why can cap keep up with thanos now? his power creep is ridiculous

>Being a larping little faggot

INCELSIOR, TRUE BELIEVER!

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But by spoiling it you are being a manchild.

Theres nothing wrong with being a man child

>guy
>jeep driver

pick one

>fight fire with fire
fuck it, if they pander to manchildren so much and even promote being manchildren then i m fine with it too

i wish there were more winter soldier style movies from marvel

Pray not to catch me at a screening, you colossal and utter faggot.

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