/got/

>Radmure
>horse
ok... it's a start I guess. Was he riding on his way to the dock to get his ski-do?

Totally radical! Dabid did it!

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If Stannis is such a lawfag then why did he cheat on his wife with the red whore?

>cheat
not possible for a King

I'll die happy if this happens

she hot

Radmure pulls out the fattest blunt in the Seven Kingdoms and holds it up for Drogon to light
Daenerys pushes Jon off the wall runs over to him shouting that her pussy is as wet as the Riverlands

Stannis is above sex, to him it means nothing and as such, he didn't cheat

absolutely fucking based

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The rightful king does as he pleases to serve the seven realms user, that includes magical poon

But how does he break free?

SIIIIIIIIIICK

Who did it better lads?

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When the guards were transferring him back to the Twins after the siege of Riverrun he pulled out a makeshift skateboard he had fashioned and kickfliped over their heads rolling to safety.

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Where the fuck is the book George this isn't funny anymore you fat fuck

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He is fucking whores and drinking booze daily with all the money he got. He is never writing this fucking book, stop having hope.

I genuinely believe he will drop dead of a heart attack any day now. Let the man enjoy his last days. There's no way in hell he'll ever finish them.

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>could have had the mostly undeserved legacy of a modern day Tolkien
>now he is just that fat fuck who couldn't finish his series

I'm not disagreeing. I just think that it's pointless to want him to finish. It just isn't going to happen.

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>fly around westeros at 5000km/h yet logistics and cold are important suddenly!

yeah this show is kekked beyond repair

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HAHA BALLS LOL

This show is getting almost as bad as The Walking Dead. Too bad it's the last season.

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2 > 1 > 3

When did she start using crack?

Wait, have her eyes always been blue?
Shouldn't they be violet? Did they really forget contacts for this scene?

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DANY DIE

It is the cold :)

So the Golden company is a bunch of mutes now?

Also whats wrong with current cinematography in the series, the shot with the golden company was like something out of the hobbit, a bunch of identical men standing attention, the first two season felt lively and real as hell, this is just retarded cgi fest.

reposting: hardhome is absolute d&d fanfiction, so how is it so fucking good? probably the best episode out of seasons 5, 6 and 7

always been blue, yes

>for this scene
user...

Because purple eyes are weird. It's the same reason you don't have super weird colored hair in the show.

when did she not?

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Her eyes have been blu from season 1 and its for the better. Violet eyes are retarded as hell, George is such a hack, who the fuck has violet eyes you retarded weeb.

>this is just retarded cgi fest.
Dany lost one of her "kids" like 3 days ago at most and yet is still totally fine taking her magic carpet ride with Jon on the Dragons

What the fuck do you think this show is

What are the chances for ice spiders at this point?

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i hate spiders fuck that shit.

about the same for us ever seeing Ghost again

How the hell was “Two Swords” which is considered by most on /got/ as the best season premiere the one episode that was solo directed by DB Weiss? To me that’s the craziest thing.

Fuck if I'm going to rewatch the show, but is it ever actually established what a big deal being a dragon rider is? Or was it all bullshitting about the dragons being real again?

I feel like Jon just hoping on and going for a fly should have been a much bigger deal.

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I really hope Martins dies a violent death, I invested all this time and money buying and reading his books and this is how I'm rewarded?
Finding out how the series ends through some boring soap opera with shitty CGI and even worse acting.

Fuck you George.

Whats with edmure arrownigger? Did you give up already, pussy?

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Albinos and blue-eyed people from a certain perspective, it's an interesting trait and it's not that retarded
What's really stupid is characters like Daario having dyed their hair completely blue for some dumbfuck reason, which was probably expensive as fuck and completely pointless

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the fact dany wasn't surprised at all was so fucking triggering for me

they are literally spending all there budget on the shitty cgi dragons man they can't afford spiders imagine the time it would take to animate each fucking leg

They're coming

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>Two Swords
>Jaime argues the matter is now complicated by Catelyn Stark's death, Sansa's marriage to Tyrion and that Arya Stark has been missing ever since Ned Stark was executed

Absolutely fuck that oathbreaking cunt
I hope he dies

can someone JUST that image?

That's a broken wood beam

Those legs. +5 Legs of user slaying
On the right scares me a little. Tweeker life sapping the magic out of her stems.

Jorah Momo

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Would still fuck

Why didn't this become a rom-com instead?

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He's only 70 you fucks, relax
Yeah he's fat, he's also fucking loaded so he can afford a heart transplant
Name one rich person without a drug problem who died young
It's sad we'll never get the other nine dunk and egg stories, and maybe the last book, but I'm not worried about not getting Winds and seeing what really happens to Stannis (only thing that matters lol)

this.
fuck faggots who said he didn't get older.

jesus christ I just realized how big his head is

rapeable

What do you think she is using?
I know brits use drugs like crazy retards from their tourists.

I want Dany to leave Jon and hook up with Sansa.

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you forgot to add brains.
you sexist homophone

How the fuck does a "man" like this find a wife and convinces her to have kids?

What the fuck she must be a total sicko to agree to get pregnant by a deformed dwarf.

>you forgot to add brains.
I couldn't find any Sophie Turner rape pics

Achondroplasia can be inherited through autosomal dominance. In couples where one partner has achondroplasia there is a 50% chance of passing the disorder onto their child every pregnancy

Yeah, it's unethical

In Hollywood or NYC, getting a 5 to 7.5 to wife up who is in her late 20's is beyond easy if you're even slightly successful in the "sexy" industries. Like, you'll be fighting them off with a stick if you're a dude, even if you're a dwarf

>when you remember that George just added in a whole other family of Valyrians in the fourth book
What a cool fuckinng """gardner""" he is ahaha XD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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if two dwarfs smash is it 100%
is there a dwarf town somewhere, or even a secret dwarf city?

Yes it is, watch that retard Warwick Davis and his wife.

They have a freakshow of a family.

What's the show explanation for everyone just being so casual as a zombie dragon is coming?

Is it because they just haven't seen it and think it'll be easily dealt with?

Wait a second. What was the point of the Tyrell storyline? All the scheming and political maneuvering led absolutely nowhere.

Reminder that this is a Radmure thread

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>Ugh, I guess it takes a WOMAN to do a MAN'S (dragon's) job
>Dany kicks Jon in the nuts
>*record scratch*
>Everyone says "OOOOOOOOOHHH" in unison
>All guys grip their swords in sympathy pain
>Rhaegal covers his eyes with his wings and whimpers
>Varys quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT MY LORD"
>Tyrion says "Not like you'd know haha because no balls haha get it?"
>Close-up on Jon's face with him cross-eyed
>He says in a silly high-pitched voice while looking at the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiight in the game of thrones!"
>Cut to GRRM drinking a coffee
>"Nuff said!"

All you have to do is tune in to TLC and see all their dwarf shows. These people have kids knowing their children will all be dwarfs just like them yet they breed anyway.

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To have Cercei kill a house off the way Tywin did. Remember back in season three you hear about the Reigns of Castamere because Cercei tells the story to Margery.

She was
youtu.be/bPJSsAr2iu0?t=123

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>What's the show explanation for everyone just being so casual as a zombie dragon is coming?
Because Incels got mad about how long it takes a raven and a dragon bigger than a Boeing 747 (it isn't) fast-traveling over westeros

>What was the point of the Tyrell storyline?
To conclude Renlys story of course

>Reminder that this is a Radmure thread
seize the opportunity, based radposter!

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The whole fucking reason the books and the show got popular was it was a pretty interesting plot with the added aspect that any characters/their entire family could be plausibly killed off at any moment since its an actual war going on

This show is nothing but feminist propaganda. You have rapists being portrayed as the bad guys. Women being beaten is somehow wrong. Not to mention prostitutes aren't being executed but celebrated. Fuck this show.

wew, they look way more fucking busted up than the guy who plays Tyrion
Guess he's just unusually handsome somehow

Will Euron fuck Dany's dragons in da bum?

The show used to consider such things as Old Nans insane ramblings. The show has given us little reason to think a lot of characters would even believe in the army of the dead, however the battles will be immense and dragons.

Tullyposters get in here

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look at this cute little radicals! look out, little dudes.. you'll drown in Radmure's gnarly wake.

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embrace the rad, lads

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Will Jon kill Dany to satisfy the prophecy to create lightbringer so he can become the prince that was promised?

worst /got/ memes in order

1. lasers
2. radmure
3. anything stannis related
4. bobby b

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*jumps your zombie dragon

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this.
rapist should rape the iron throne

>Guess he's just unusually handsome somehow
I'm not a dwarf chaser, nor am I a faggot so I'd never find him attractive, but I can tell he's way less fucked up than most dwarfs.

That's a big neck

radlads, take the radposting to them. They cannot withstand us.

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pathetic

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stannis is based you usurper

how do you like my haiku /got/?

I SHUPPOSE

HARRENHAL IS OF THE TABLE

ASHWELL

theres literally 2 of you that have been samefagging for years and you call me pathetic LOL

finish temple OS

>Guess he's just unusually handsome somehow
Which sucks, Tyrion's monstrous appearance (and bad character traits) are hugely downplayed in the show. We get le epic quippy conventionally attractive (with cool battle scar instead of his nose cut off!) drunk aunt dwarf insteaf of the lusty, ugly sack of debauchery that is book Tyrion and it really does change his characterisation

No. Jon is too honourable and has always seemed sceptical of Gods so i'd assume he's sceptical about prophecies too. It wouldn't make sense.

based and radpilled

>2 of you
there's glory enough to go around

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ASHWELL: 2 syllables - ASH WELL, C+ try harder

>he doesn't know
user, I...

cool it walder, nothing to be ashamed of being a vassal of radmure

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>lusty, ugly sack of debauchery that is book Tyrion and it really does change his characterisation

Did book tyrion also have that backstory about the raped gf? Or was it just altered to make dinklage more sympathetic?

What's the formula for haikus again? Isn't it 2-7-2?
That's 3-8-2

top lol

5-7-5
Did you niggers not have a fucking freshman english class?

It was his duty to the realm.

>can someone JUST that image?
what do you mean? like even more JUST?!

>The smartest girl i know.

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not 5-7-5, not haiku

>burger education

Tysha's story is also in the books, yes. What is very different there is the story about Shae, in the show Shae's betrayal seems like a genuine betrayal of love whereas in the books it's more obvious she was always using Tyrion to move up in King's Landing

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GLOW IN THE DARK LANIGGERS
YA GOTTA RUN 'EM OVER WITH YOUR SKIDOO

sam should kill danaeris if he a real nigga
hes smart enough to do it

1. she killed his family
2. jon is a better king

test to see if I'm blocked

Few instances of show improving on things.

people with purple eyes irl have incredible vision issues because they can't handle sunlight

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get a load of this
an user fails to make a meme
point and laugh at him

or perhaps a ruse
merely pretending it seems
you would not, would you

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is this foreshadowing?

youtu.be/qDZ6ZVhqm_A?t=19

>Bronn shows up at Winterfell
>can't bring himself to kill Tyrion and Tywin and drops the crossbow
>Sam finds the crossbow
>snipes Daenerys with years of experience of playing Call of Duty in his father's basement

>Sam been too afraid to do anything bold the whole brave/book
>S8, they've defeated the Night King
>Winterfell, Dany is assuming she's about to be crowned and a ceremony is prepared where Jon is going to bend the knee
>Northern Lords quite clearly unhappy with it but hey what can they do, she's got her dragons and none of them are brave enough
>Suddenly a shape steps forwards up to the high table
>A round shape
>Dagger in hand, he slams his fist into Dany's chest
>I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY FAMILY, TO MY BROTHERS AT THE WALL... NO MORE!!
>Everyone looks at Jon and yells KING IN DA NORF
>Jon goes with it because he sees Dany was fucking insane in retrospect
Put your mortgage on it happening

>2. jon is a better king
>his lords never respect him
>some already abandoned ship again
>NW ended up with him getting killed by his own "brothers"

Where did Jon show he was a good king? He's not even fit to be Warden since he's a terrible battle commander too.

>no Baratheon, Tyrell, Dornish, or Tully troops helping at Winterfell

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Redpill me on why Edmure gets all these Rad jokes. Is actor related?

My favorite part on the new episode of the Burlington Bar is when the mongoloids see Edd on the screen and the shriek and clap because “me recognize character” and they completely miss the “I’ve always had blue eyes” line which was totally made for faggots like them in the bar and so the characters stop to give their reaction video viewed time to clap but the Burlington crew is just finishing up their clapping and going quiet. It’s absolutely perfect.

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I disagree, it paints Tyrion even more as the 'good guy' because he had a "proper" reason to kill Shae rather than in the books it was clear his feelings towards her were completely unwarranted and stupid. I prefer book Tyrion who is deeply flawed but a fantastic and crucial player for/at the Game of Thrones, in the shows he is still the great player of the Game but his flaws are far lessened

the prostitute actually loving him trope is fucking gay, in what way is it an improvement?

book version is much more fitting with the cut throat reality of the medieval world that martin is trying to present.

Did Emilia's eyebrows get a life of their own after she had the aneurysms an the strokes?

imagine if ramsey was still alive to kill the night king and complete his redemption arc

she looks dumb to be honest.

what about frogmen?

I still don't get the whole I've always had blue eyes shtick, why is it even supposed to be funny

last episodes leaked

stop watching got, the ending is horrible

Ice zombies get blue eyes when transformed so they were just making a joke about blue-eyed people

What did they remember exactly?

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Imagine being the most tryhard anti-fanfiction author currently alive and having to handle the show based on your magnum opus to finishe the plot of your life's work with pure fanfiction to appease producers and Twitter

k. thx for letting me know. i'll be sure to skip it

>Baratheon
who? stormwhat?
>Tyrell
Tarly and they got roasted
>Dornish
The dornish (assumed) civil war to avenge Oberyn by killing is family
>Tully
Arya killed every single Frey and left Edmure in the cells, there are no tullys

It makes it that much more shocking when he does die, comes back, and kills someone while they're making that same joke
its pottery you know

Missed opportunities with such a motto

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He never thought they would actually shoot a pilot, much less put it into production, much less have it be good enough to go the distance. He thought he was just selling the option to them, which happens all the time with shit that doesn't ever get made.

>So the Golden company is a bunch of mutes now?
I thought he was talking about his own crew, because he cut their tongues out or something?

can I have a house bolton flag holding thatfeelsguy (wojack)

Honestly that's a good theory, would keep Bronn as /ourguy/ and would turn Sam from an effeminate faggot into a man. Idk if I have that much faith in DD writing though. Would also be cool if Sam kills her with his family sword.

based and radpilled

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kek shorties btfo

>Would also be cool if Sam kills her with his family sword.
I mean it is called Heartsbane

This looks like homestuck fanart

Great stuff
Never forget George Lucas

pics or it didn't happen

radical

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>Heartsbane
same is azor ahai

It's just good fun, like Bobby B and Mace the Ace

>book!Euron is a downright satanic motherfucker, who cut off the tongues of his crew, sailed in every evil shithole imaginable and came out alive, has his pregnant bitch bound to the prow of his ship and is decked out in Valyrian steel gear and will probably become a motherfucking kraken, making him the GoT equivalent of a nuclear bomb
>show!Euron is le quirky pirate
Aside from Stannis, he's easily the most butchered character

>All extinct houses
I think there were some Baratheon branches but D&D wouldn't know about it. As far as the show knows everywhere south except King's Landing is ruled by anarchy now

Why do you watch that shit in the first place, let alone autistically analyze the reactions?

>ADWD is released after season 1 and has the loved “North remembers” scene
>D&D immediately name the season 2 premiere “The North Remembers” because it sounded so cool even though it would have to be referencing something else entirely at that point as Manderly wasn’t just talkin about Ned and also ensured that in the future if they ever adapted that scene they couldn’t have named the episode that because it had been taken

>somewhere Dabid and Dan are furiously seething in a hotel room because that line was specifically written to get reaction crowds to laugh their asses off

they are aware of Burlington because they mentioned it in an interview.

I know, he did a shot in the dark and it worked, but the irony is funny, it's easy to find posts of Martin being extremely against people writing fanfiction, not even to practice, not even for fun

Isnt show!Euron a two-in-one character with another of the Greyjoy siblings? I remember people complaining about it when he first came out

He worked on tv for years, was bored with writing the series and sold knowing he'd not be able to complete them before the show was finished. He knew, otherwise he is more naive than book 1 Sansa and Ned combined.

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Because I own a great big house and it’s just me and my pets

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Because no deed done in the service of Fire god can ever be a sin.

They basically merged him and Victarion from the books yeah, Euron would never lead an attack himself lmao

They kinda mixed him the virgen Victarion so he can't be the Chad Kraken

Nah, Victarion is stupid, calm and religious, not really like show!Euron
It's more like this but watered down

Episode two title: The Slag and the Wall

wait...
Azor Ahai kills the person he loves, it doesn't specify what kind of love right

Sam "loves" Jon like a brother

OH SHIT

>mfw Jaime dies 2 minutes into the Winterfell battle just to put normies on edge that "oh my god anyone can die in this battle"

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Nissa Nissa was AA’s wife according to the legend

>arya cuts off his face afterward

That makes me feel so good. You know Dan was like “stop clapping you are missing the line! Dabid stop them!”

RIP gilly.

Keep shredding lads

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Is the whole Azor theory even a thing at this point in the show? Just wondering, because people keep talking about it

>you’ll never have 2 incest gfs

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If they lose and retreat south then AA is for sure Jamie

>that fucking facebook post of GRRM how great The Last Kingdom tv adaption is after season 7 of GoT concluded

the fucking madman

theon is azor ahai and he will grow his manhood back :^)

the only way that would work is if they killed bran and then littlefinger walks out right after

i want to give up my legs for esp

where do i sign up for that

>it's easy to find posts of Martin being extremely against people writing fanfiction
because he himself is a fan and is weirdly precious where most writers learn to get over being precious about their work. There may be other reasons for it too like people constantly handing him manuscripts for spin-off shit or babbling about this or that, which can be a trap. He is more exposed than the average writer. Most don't enjoy mingling at conventions or are particularly social in general. Martin is strangely normie in that regard.

>he knew he'd not be able to finish
Well, there's 'he knew' and 'he should have known'. Maybe he did know, but there is also a loooong track record going back years on that retarded self-incriminating blog that lays out him making naive prediction after naive prediction.

>George is such a hack, who the fuck has violet eyes
they're fantasy novels you fucking retard.

luv ellys

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>Fewer episodes = 'movie length' episodes
>premiere is 53 fucking minutes
>Waste time with explicitly designed normie twitter-bait like; The Drogon closeup, Emilas Eyebrows closeup, 'dragons eat whatever they want', and the blue eyes quip shit

FUCK I AM SO MAD
AND JON DIDNT EVEN REACT TO HIS FUCKING PARENTS
HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IS A LIE AND HES FUCKING IS AUNT AND DOESNT DO ANYTHING
10 FUCKING YEARS YOU HACKS
10 FUCKING YEARS

>Jon you are the nephew of Dany and true Targaryen heir
>BUT THATS TREASON

Sure he did. He said it was treasonous against his queen :^)

Those are all literally like :01 events. They're shit, but they didn't exactly "waste time". The scenes they're tacked-on to are maybe a waste of time, but the whole point of reddit meme shit is that it's quick and snappy for better meme potential.

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Sam telling Jon who he was was literally his last scene in episode 1. We haven’t had an opportunity yet.

Season 3 of TLK was so fucking good that I got sad for days after watching it. I wish d&D at least had the decency to write Stannis with respect as the writers of TLK wrote Alfred. Without Alfred the show won't ever be as good, though.

>The Drogon closeup,
he had a facial expression thats pretty cool
> Emilas Eyebrows closeup,
meh, whatever theyre cool
>'dragons eat whatever they want'
that was actually a top scene between sansa and daen
>, and the blue eyes quip shit
agreed

Unironically hoping Edmure and Roslin are still alive and take over The Twins in the end.

iirc, in the books it's unsure if he was really castrated.

Lookin good honey!

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If episode 3 doesn’t live up to the hype, the season is completely sunk.

me on the right

>take over The Twins in the end.
Why the fuck would he give up Riverrun?
Besides I like the idea that Bronn gets the twins. 2x the price he was offered for Tyrions head and all that

Is Jon's endgame to become the new Craster?

Will Bronn ever get his fucking castle? The actor is well aware of the castle joke but I guess D&D already forgot about it

Seems Radmure goes well with Radical Roslyn!

>The Drogon closeup,
Preparing ground for Dany x Jon, Drogon x Rhaegal, a dance with dragons.

>Emilas Eyebrows closeup
part of her brain died, give her a break

>'dragons eat whatever they want'
Lack of food will be an issue, the dragons may attack humans. Shows that Dany dngaf about the people or dealing with politics, uses her dragons as a win button and it'll not work forever.

>and the blue eyes quip shit
Yes.

And a good stance requires build up

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Considering Qboy only offered gold and not a castle I have to assume so.

The Last Kingdom season 2 started airing in March 2017 and concluded in May 2017. Game of Thrones season 7 started in July 2017. Imagine being a producer on the show and finding out that GRRM keeps posting about this other medieval competitor show and how great it is right before season 7 airs

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>you lived to see the day stannis bannermen were replaced by radmure posters
is this the end of an era?

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I'm pretty sure this was the mental image Cersei had while Euron was fucking her

Theoryfags whats up with Rhllor?
Clearly he's real.
He resurrects people through prayer and people invoke spells in his name and real magic happens.

But that's not GRRMs style
How will it be subverted?

I wonder if he was happy as I was with S03.

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GRRM won’t reveal whether it’s true or not, he’ll leave it ambiguous like she should

It's witchcraft.

People dont pray to the seven and get immediate results.
Its hardly ambiguous

>people actually thought there’d be elephants and dire wolves running around all season
Dany will have Targ armor made for Jon when he goes to take KL with his long time friend Rhaegal.

I was just about to ask lorefags this too. How do D&D get away with not even really discussing any of the ramifications of Jon literally being resurrected by a foreign god?

I'm thinking show-only but I wonder how the hell those this all work. Dragons are supposed to be tied with magic in this world and in Season 2 there was this whole issue about one of the guys from Qaarth being treated as mere jokes but managing to perform real magic when the dragons were born.
The thing is, the faceless men obviously work with magic to do that face swap shit and has been working like that since forever. Does magic still exist without dragons but only on low budget amounts? Faceswapping looks like low level magic to perform after all.

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Leather horse armor

The same way they got away with explaining how a man like Stannis wouldn't have his siege or supplies under the strictest fucking guard possible

this needs the Jaquin / Joker treatment

There's glory enough to go around! Get in here brah!

All gods are real but some are more assholish than others

>acting like Stannis won’t kill the night king whilst Radmure shoots the dragon out of the sky mid-snowboard jump

This, the Lord of Light's followers get real immediate benefits whereas the Seven don't get shit. It's also somewhat implied through Patchface that the Drowned God is real too though so hm

The seven only "manifested" once in the books, when Davos "saw" the mother. He was probably hallucinating. To be quite honest, from all religions it's the one that to me appears more true, exactly because it doesn't manifest itself. All the others have an unexplained magic feel to them.

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Wow, and I thought this scene was just one of Radmure's radical ramblings, I didn't think it'd be a foreshadowing of Cersei's Icelephants

They're such hacks.

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I think /got/ knows we're not gonna make any memes if Stannis is the only one producing OC

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>got thread on Yea Forums
>no robert posting
what the fuck?

isn't it more than faceswapping though?

The Lord of Light doesn't really work unless he has too, didn't Melissandre say that she did magic tricks to get people to believe her? That and she does evil magic, religion could've played absolutely no part in Jon's resurrection, maybe the last kiss is just evil wizardry and not a blessing from R'hllor, since it didn't really work until Thoros did it to Beric for the first time

WE'RE BUSY HUNTING WHORES!

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Technically they do a whole transformation but it's tied with just using the face of someone. Still I guess is more a sort of illusion and not a real transformation.

>careful ladies...
how can one man be this rad? It defies all that should even be theoretically possible. even in matters of love, war, and other areas unrelated to eXtreme sports

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Dany is a crazy cat lady except with Dragons. The cool wine aunt for Jon, if you will.

you have exactly one post to explain to me what happened to mario naharis posting

insufficiently rad

Well lads, the bleaching of Dorne is off to a good start.
What should the rascals name be?
I was thinking Oberyn after I dunked on him to win the civil war for Ariannes dusky dusky thighs but I can't decide/

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Have any characters used the n-word yet? Predictions on if they will this season?

No, cat ladies actually care when one of their babies die.

Was never that radical

Destroyed by Wario Naharis

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the guy killed himself earlier this week

yea tyrion said this
>niggers should be sent to africa and if they refuse to leave their shit behind peacefully, hang them
>take their houses, cars, money, jobs and give it all to WASPs to do with as they please

This

Would the Night King win the Olympic javelin competition?

why are the dead obsessed with spirals

Nothing you can really do with it besides the initial post and replying with “based”

Checked.
When the radness flows through you it affects all areas of your life. Let go anons, take the radpill.

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change Africa with the Summer Isles and cars with carriages and that line would work
hell, even WASPs could be White Andal Sevenbelieving Peasants

They were on a trip to Junji Ito's Uzumaki but arrived to GoT instead

Because it's similar to the House Targaryian symbol and Jon is the Night King who is playing Bran who is playing Sansa who is playing Arya who was killed by the Waif who is know pretending to be Arya and Jon

Robert Jordan died before finishing his last book too. They had some retard finish it up from some "notes he left" but you could tell

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The art of the spiral truly is sublime!

u so smart bro
u should get ben carson's house to live in

The first time I watched this scene I was distracted by Jaime's sadness as he leaves the room, but on rewatch, I feel like Olenna comes off as really petty and no better than Cersei in this scene. For all the praise she gets as some kind of heroine, she really is just a scheming murderer.
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BISCUITS AND GRAVY
MADE ARYA A MAN

this photo lends credence to the idea of pure blood and diluted mutts

>haiku
>worst poetry
>relevant to anything

Do you know how many volumes robert Jordan wrote? The man earned a glorious death. GRRM will die with nothing more than some credits as a short story editor and the fucking Beauty and the Beast TV show to his name.

I wonder what Bradamante is doing now

Is Robert B a cuck after Cersei fucked her bro and lied about her 3 kids (Robert's wife's sons and daughter) even though he fucked mad bitches, didn't care if Cersei and anyone else knew, and hit Cersei like a chad and threatened to smack a bitch again? Pretty alpha, he'd have probably killed her and Jamie if he knew but still he had 2 wife's sons. I wasn't sure how to interpret that.

It took you 1 and half hours to come up with that reply?

yes
the guy could throw a very well aimed shot over a distance what seemed to be at least 150m
and that was mid air with the javelin still traveling upward, so the distance could be a lot more
The current world record is not even 100m

Medieval Avengers" is how I would describe the show now. Rather than meaningful dialogue and complex character arcs and inner turmoil, D&D have reduced every character to a single trait, a single side (good/bad), and almost all dialogue is now just quips.

The worst, for me, is Beric Dondoarrion. Beric is a complex character, trying to do right in a wrong world, leading an unstable revolution with unstable revolutionaries to an unstable result, and struggling with losing his humanity (and his cause) along the way. He was fighting between trying to do what's right and accomplishing nothing or edging towards extremes in his desperation and doing something. And it was pushed further because he was losing his humanity literally at the same time.

Now? He's just a righteous 'do whatever the plot light asks of me, not my place to question'. Questioning was what gave Beric his depth in the first place.

More than that, though, was his flaming sword. The sword was a perfect metaphor for the series itself. While lighting the fire with his blood was wondrous and incredible (as proof of magic), it was also grounded in the real world. The fire weakened the steel of his blade and the Hound cut through it. Grounding the magic in reality (somewhat) is what made it such a striking moment.

Now? He's just Flame Sword Man. He lights his sword on fire and others' too. He uses it as a torch. He uses it to burn polar bears. He uses it to start fires. He uses it to roast marshmallows. And when he's done? He puts it out until the next time the world needs Flame Sword Man.

Him being a cuck hinges on the reaction of the event
The fact that he didn't know means that he's a blind retard, not a cuck

He is a cuck by the oldest definition, he thought some other dudes children were his own and he provided for them and they stood to inherit a dynasty from him

matches up with where the night king was made, stabbed in the heart tied to a tree in the middle of a spiral of stones

>holding the blade
what a show

Thanks user, I happen to agree

guys post the nk + lf + high sparrow pic pls

>world record is 98.48m
damn that's bretty gud

I don’t know if you read the article but Dave Hill who wrote the episode confirmed this. It’s a perversion of the children of the forest and he wiped them out.

why doesnt jon just command the unsullied to dig a giant 10ft deep pit around winterfells walls and fill it with dragon glass spikes/shards and oil

hey, shut up

Uncle Radmure will be well treated when I sit on the Iron Throne.

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because the zombie dragon and birds will just fly over it stupid

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>NK waiting just outside arrow/siege range with his infinite army that will never need to sleep or eat
vs
>A Castle explictly stated to not have enough food for everyone inside where as soon as 1 person dies, NK has an agent on the inside
GEE FUCKIN WILIKERS user WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE THE VICTOR

just send in the dothraki from the rear to force the wights into the pit then?

they can just make a corpse bridge with a few hundred wights

make it a really deep and wide pit then, maybe resembling your mothers blown out pussy?

If it resembled that then the pit would be really small, because my mother's dead

This shit happened yesterday
so i went in to costco to buy a bunch of food to stock up and I always get a bunch of those premade meals from the Deli section and i put them in the freezer. I get stuffed peppers, chicken alfredo, lasagna, meat loaf etc. If you dont know what im talking about it - its a full family meal in a tinfoil with a clear plastic cover on top of it. Raw ingredients put together and all you have to do is throw it in the over at 400F. Tastes awesome and very easy to prepare.
Anyway, so I get like at least 10 of these and then also a bunch of other costco shit for eating.
So i go to the registers to checkout and the only free one is this tall stacy working the register. Idk why she is working such a job instead of selling her piss online or something but whatever. I push my cart there and she proceeds to literally throw all the shit on the belt which made me suspicious and i kept looking at what she was doing. She wasnt damaging anything so whatever really, but it was strange. Then she started scanning the items and I see this dumb fucking whore pick up a premade meal and TURN IT FULLY OVER TO SCAN THE BARCODE WHICH IS ON THE TOP OF THE PLASTIC COVER. I see how one of my stuffed pepper meals get completely moved around in the box while this whore was turning it over and back around to THROW IT IN THE CART ????????????????????????

Wouldn't snow fill up?

do womens vaginas shrink when they die?

Of course, just deploying the lightly armored open-field specialized cavalry in the middle of what is (supposed) to be an incredibly savage and inhospitable winter against the, again, INFINITE NUMBER OF THE UNDEAD

the fuck ?
While I was watching in pure amazement she managed to do that to 2 more meals as she was very very quick as if this was a speed race or something.
Then I had to intervene because this dumb whore was damaging my food and i raised my voice and told her straight up "HEY HEY STOP THAT!!!" which startled her and she stopped right when she was about to turn over another one of my fuckin meals BOIOS!!!
Then i said "what do you think you are DOING with these delicate items??? use the handheld scanner you are damaging all my food!!!"
she then slowed WAY DOWN as she was obviously taken aback from a customer putting her in her place and started to handle my shit very delicately with the handheld scanner

IT WAS HIS DUTY TO THE REALM and his wife told him to fuck her if that means the lord of the light is happy and she will give him a son.

no but they rot off

They should have had Sweetrobin find some letters from his dad about the Lannister kids being bastards around the time when Cercei was locked up by the High Sparrow and he could have called the Knights of the Vale and taken the throne from Tommen. Being the son of Jon Arryn probably gave him a better claim than anyone there at the time anyway, Stannis was at the Wall at the time.

didnt even look me in the eyes anymore and i didnt tell her to have a nice day. what a dumb whore
im contemplating should i lodge a complain with the costco website customer service but I dont know her name and i cant find my receipt to see if it has her name written on it

but it isn't an inhospitable winter, its hardly snowing and everyone seems fine. isn't melisande's spell still in effect from burning shireen? and what the fuck else are the dothraki going to do if not that? It's not an infinite number of undead either, they say in the show it's about 100k.

Can elephants beat dragons?

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Hmmm and jaime was away while tyrells might have actually helped. Littlefinger the idiot missed his only opportunity.

You already but her in her place, I think she has learned her lesson. Don’t go getting her in trouble she may have changed her ways.

Isn't there huge open fields around Winterfell though? Might as well use up the Dothraki since their horses won't last much longer due to there being no food or horse feed anywhere. Why would Dothraki struggle against mushy corpses?

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>but it isn't an inhospitable winter, its hardly snowing and everyone seems fine.
blame dumb and dumber
gotta spend that cgi so your meme dragon can get retweeted 150 million times

Why does the vale even fight for the north? In the books it's because Harrold Hardyng (AKA Harry the Heir AKA The young falcon AKA chad) marries Sansa but they dropped that plotline for the show and littlefinger just shows up with them just because

Cause the dead will swarm them eventually
Hundreads of thousands undead

>40-50k well trained cavalry vs a bunch of bloated rotting corpses
how the fuck would they get swarmed? they'd go through them like a hot knife through butter.

Hundreads of thousands undead from what i can remember, and do the dothraki even have dragon glass weapons ? they use scythes

You think 50k dothraki would struggle against 100k on an open field? they'd most likely all be using dragonglass swords too.

>Hundreads

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English isn't my first language, i always make that mistake. so fuck off friend.
Okay fuck Dabid and his logic. but i still think they are not using dragonglass(we will see) and there are +100k incase they were making wights even before they got mance's army.

Fuck off back where you came from foreign cunt

You always make that mistake? Why not correct your mistakes user?

I am in my country, you are a dumb american. Most americans can't even differentiate between it's and its.

I type quickly most of the time and it's like it's registered like that in my mind.

sounds like you're a retard user

Nah i'm very far from it.

Because he married Lyssa and became Sweetrobin’s step dad

Is that why you can't spell simple words?

Someone make a new /got/. That other one is really terribly formatted, with an awful uninspiring image. I can't post to this.

like ?

Hundreds.

Just one word.

I'm sure that's the only one ;)