How Do We fix Yea Forums?

How Do We fix Yea Forums?

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You don't.
Assimilate or fuck off.

Fuck off this is a butt brothers board now.

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we dont. its perfect.

Reddit tourists trying to fit in just spam anything that gets any traction endlessly

What pisses me off more is that people consistently reply.

What the hell is that thing on his cheek

Have you tried increasing the amount of metathreads on the board

Looks like a scab .
He must be a methhead.

by fixing Yea Forums

So, you're wondering how best to fix Yea Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Yea Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now. Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next." For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Yea Forums.

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Stop any new media from being created.

Thanks

Based cunnypost copypasta poster

ebin xDDD

Unironically based

Ban all trannies

We made an Eric Butts General but the jannies deleted it. Blame them.

so you're saying.. shut it down?

this is almost as based as the funnybot himself, I for one look forward to the civil war

More husbando threads

You can't even fix your bad habits imagine fixing something completely out your control wanker

They reply on their own threads.

When will Zoomers finally leave?

Yeah, I'm thinking this is based.

Based.

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