This was.. weird
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What was weird about it?
>muh elephants
Cersei's gone much lower for a fucking than someone who gave her a fleet
>I WANT TO FUCK YOU
>No Euron, I don't wanna
>I FUCK YOU!
>Lol ok that kinda makes me hot
World class writing right here
This actually works if you're chad enough
Its awkward because you know the writing staff is cringing and tiptoeing into such a problematic scene. It ruins all sense of power and sensuality.
>Using elephants
>Against an army consisting of about 50% horse archers
Even without the dragons, Cersei is a dumb-fuck if she thinks elephants would do anything against steppe nomads.
That was the least of problems. Thing is she did it in front of everyone and other thing is muh elephants.
I don't know that tho
>steppe nomads.
ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
I'd say climate up north would be a far bigger problem.
can confirm. us chads can just state we want sex with a roastie to her face and they will obey.
What's exactly wrong with that scene? She clearly doesn't want to fuck him so she attempts to deny him sex one more time with that tumblr line but he's grown tired of her bullshit at this point and won't accept it. She understands that she can't ignore him any longer so she overcomes herself and gives him what he wants.
She has no reason to keep him around and it was clear the alpha male was the other guy in the scene who was mentioned as being the leader of the army or whatever.
She should have killed Euron and fucked the leader of the army.
Navy guys are all fags
Yeah. Historically steppe peoples were hardy as fuck because of how brutally cold the Eurasian steppe can get but the Dothraki Sea seems to exist in a permanent state of balmy mediterranean sunshine so I'd expect at least half the Dothraki to have succumbed to cold injuries within a month.
Ditto the Unsullied who are also utterly unused to cold weather and even worse, live their lives in city barracks rather than out in the open and are infantry rather than cavalry, so they'll all have frostbite pretty much instantly.
I'm sure the show will just gloss over it but taking a bunch of soldiers from pseudo-North Africa and marching them into the middle of pseudo-Siberia in mid-winter wouldn't really achieve anything other than consuming all the North's food, fodder and medical supplies in exchange for a bunch of warriors who can't fight effectively in that environment, no matter how formidable they are on home turf.
Elephants might break the moral of people and horses get spooked
WHERE ARE MUH ELEPHANTS
That and the weapons they use, unsullied fuckers use spears the most.
Honestly itd be better if they dropped back slowly to the reach/dorne. The weather is more suitable for them.
True, but elephants are far more easy to startle and far harder to control when spooked than horses. Even if the Dothraki horses did get upset if they got too close, they'd just hold back and loose arrows at them from range until the elephants decided "fuck this shit" and turned around and charged back through their own lines to reach safety.
Which usually resulted on a lot of your own infantry getting squashed, because they were formed up between the irrate elephant and the camp where it had spent the night i.e. it's current idea of where somewhere safe might be.
Elephants were only ever effective against ill-disciplined troops on foot, their main benefit was their shock value from being so big, often their presence alone was enough to cause men to scatter and flee before them. Once enemy soldiers knew how to deal with them, they instantly became more of a danger to their own side than to the enemy, like at the Battle of Zama where Roman soldiers surrounded and overwhelmed over 80 Carthaginian elephants and even deliberately drove some of them back into their own ranks where they caused chaos.
can anyone tell me why would Euron care if Cersei liked how he performed in bed?
massive ego
How have viewers missed that she'd probably already decided she was going to let him, because she needs somebody other than Jamie to be the next king's father?
No reason? He rules the largest navy on the planet and is only following her so he can get his dick wet. He could easily just fuck off back the islands and just raid the coasts. Or even threaten the red keep itself when she needs to focus on the rest of the planet challenging her.
Even worse would be her trying to kill him and he flips to the other side.
Really wish they didn't give Cersei that line only to turn around and fuck like a minute later.
Thought that user meant the climate would be a bigger issue for the elephants up north, not the Dothraki (though you are right).
Because she wasn’t drinking last season and they made a point of that and she is now so everyone is assuming she made up the pregnancy or lost it. Otherwise another fuck up on their part.
Historically, was elephant warfare ever useful apart from intimidation? They seem unwieldy as fuck
how do i become as based as euron?
He murdered some awful feminists, how far are you willing to go?
Not really. They make excellent shock troops but require too much maintenance and are too easily spooked. Hannibal lost most of his elephants (not counting the Alps) in the first battles which were lopsided victories.
en.wikipedia.org
It's not that crazy
SJW's love reminding people how WYPIPO struggle in hotter climates but they'll never admit that mud people suffer horribly in cold climates.
Why doesn't she just blow up Euron like she blew up the Sept? She can declare herself Queen of the Iron Islands and all will accept without complaint.
That never happened in this show though. Jorah and Daario did just find among the Dothraki.
Yes but you have to remember SJWs are evil and must be complained about at least once every 5 posts
ALEPHENTS
kek
Cersei likely (and with some reason) thinks the Dothraki are a bunch of stupid savages, so a few elephants would actually work. Especially if they just finished fighting a bunch of zombies and are likely weakened by that and a northern winter.
What annoys me is that I know this is unironically true in so many situations. But if you don't know what you're doing, it's an easy way to get yourself metoo'd
BASED PRÖÖÖH!! POSTER! :D
>"You might be the most arrogant man I've ever met... I like it"
How is Yea Forums so autistic not to realise she wasn't 'relucatant'? She fucking wanted his dick, she just didn't want to give him the satisfaction of 'winning'
It's an easy way to get yourself metoo'd especially if you DO know what you're doing
I thought it was pretty good. Felt like a rare moment of the show I used to enjoy before the show basically turned into a glorified Marvel movie.
>we need something epic for the army
>hows about some elephant???
>Yea Forums so autistic
You answered your own question.
Bullshit, for an attractive man with some charm it's not an issue. It should also be noted that Euron and Cersei had already agreed to marry and had been flirting for a while too.
Oliphaunts
are you really this naive? The guys getting metoo'd were overwhelmingly "attractive with some charm". That's how they got themselves in the situation in the first place, numbnuts. They didn't rapity-rape rape them. And getting a woman to "agree" to whatever doesn't mean shit. She's still coming after you if she has means, motive and opportunity (and the first two have never been easier)
>The guys getting metoo'd were overwhelmingly "attractive with some charm".
Post an example. The majority of them were ugly, especially the ones that got real attention (like Louis CK or Weinstein). The only attractive example off the top of my head is Casey Affleck, which got relatively little attention and it was because he did more than "sexual harassment."
This video made me aware that Terry Davis died last year. Well shit
>tfw no book Euron
it's part of her plan you brainlet, she's gonna make it seem like she's pregannt with HIS kid, even though it's Jaime's.
Why is she drinking now when she wasn’t last season specifically because she was pregnant?
How is it not awkward? 3' before, Euron is courting the queen in the middle of an audience with advisors and guards and shit. Cersei begins to leave (not a single subject of the"rightful queen of Westeros" bows down or anything), stops, turns around and while every other person should be watching her, invites this dude to fuck her in her own chamber.
Because continuity is for nerds.
There didn't seem to be an audience, it was just some KG and Qyburn.
This is far too in-depth for the story let alone the show. The Golden Company is just foreign mercenaries and it would make sense if they brought elephants and they were able to use them to good effect. Sort of how the giants were used in the show. I think elephant warfare would have made a good addition to whatever big battle they have in store for us but it's probably too expensive as it is whether they cgi'd it or brought real elephants considering they also have to worry about dragons and the dead armies.
As stupid as the scene delivery in the show, I sort of understand and agree with Cersei, if I was a medieval ruler I'd bring some elephants and whatever manner of beast I can put my hands on. First it seems like a very important big battle and no effort should be spared and secretly because I want to see those animals and the possibility of them wreaking havoc on my foes.
There was a deleted/removed scene from last series where Cersei had a miscarriage in the very last episode. But for whatever reason, it wasn't included
this might be some mandela effect but i have memory of that scene, after jaime leaves theres blood in her cootch and a scene with qyburm treating her
>"attractive" to women means physical beauty and not confidence and status
yep. you're either naive or a fag. I promise you every. single. one. of those women who got the creep treatment instead of sex would have rationalized "he's kinda handsome" and completely ignored the physical aspect of it and eventually fucked them if dude had some patience. Being physically "attractive" is literally irrelevant in the metoo context. These women are all jilted whores wanting a refund on their transactional sex.
This isn't ~2005 anymore. You are absolutely rolling the dice with deploying this "seduction" shit in everyday life and double for a situation where you have any kind of formal position or title, even as the head fry cook at Long John Silvers.
So you can't post an example. You're full of shit.
>white people struggle in hotter climates
Planet Earth and all of recorded history proves you wrong
>i want a bowl full of blue m&ms and ONLY the blue ones or i win
>respond to my specific prompt like a trained seal or you're full of shit
I'm not here to put the ball into the goal that you've arbitrarily set, naive fag. I'm not here to do research for you. I'm here to tell you why you're wrong and I have. Read it and weep.
By the way, your posts are just dripping with feminine thinking. If you are a male, you probably are gay, or at least highly effeminate. The naivety, the shallow focus on looks, the capricious "do all the leg work and bring it to me and let me decide how i feel about it" shit like you just now tried to pull. If your a dude, get your hormones checked and unfuck your brain and for god sakes, dont date, because your retard ass will end up with a rape charge.
someone post the his meme about hannibal and his elephant obsession
>hot guy in his prime
>chasing some post wal 50 year old
>she's also so loose from 3 kids that you could hold a tournament inside her snatch
this is honestly the most unbelievable bullshit ever
>>she's also so loose from 3 kids that you could hold a tournament inside her snatch
forgot about this
maybe that's why he was saying it was weird
Everything they've done with the Euron character has been weird, and not necessarily good weird either. Book Euron would give Cersei Lannister over to his crew of tongueless niggers and muties for round-table gangbangs before letting her anywhere near his dick.
She was going to let that Waters bastard fuck her before he stole her fleet she'd made him Admiral of.
This so much. They have literal zero arctic training, they're all fucked.
>hundreds of houses would send their fresh, pure, virgin daughters to be wed to you
>you decide to chase a 50 year old post wall hagg who's gaping vagina can only be described as "weird"
D&D are the worst writers of all time
So when you can't back up your own stupid, easily researched argument, your only response is to say I'm gay. Brilliant, truly brilliant.
If he doesn't get to be a wizard in the show, he'd might as well try to be a wizard in the sack.
Did the Waters bastard reach Stannis yet?
He's probably planning on killing her soon after he secures a baby (and he likely knows it would be Jaime's, he knew they were fucking). After she's gone he'll kill the incest baby and will have secured himself a kingdom.
Indian elephants stymied Alexander the Great's army, but apart from that they don't equate to much in history. The last vestiges of the 'loyalist' forces that opposed Caesar fielded elephants against him and got fucked.at Utica.
what, are you serious? being hot makes people more willing to have sex with you? brilliant fucking insight
user, you might be autistic. she was clearly lying
I'm saying you're gay because you're posting like a fag (or a female). No one has to research that. It's all right here. The rest of my argument that isn't directed at your sexuality is similarly straight-forward. Your goalposting is more annoying than anything else.
>has sex with euron ironically
It wasn't goalposting, look up what that means. If you make a basic argument like that you should have something to back it up other than your own bullshit and you clearly don't.
and who gets to decide what backs it up? You, princess capricious?
As a Greyjoy Euron isn't hot, but he still makes her wet
i got it eurons shit is the same as salador san thje pirate for stannis
the fucking hacks
If she is still pregnant, AND planning to fool Euron, then she wouldn't be making it obvious she was already pregnant, would she?
Copping out THIS hard.
>you haves da elephant?
>no lol
>no secks 4u then
>but I wanna fug kek
>no need do earn it
>*has sex anyway lmao*
amazing writing
nice samefagging, but that's a hard nope. Again, I'm not doing your extra-credit research for you. Do it yourself if you're curious. I told you why you're wrong. It's up to you to accept it.
She’s a queen, he’s after the power. Are you sincerely retarded?
Oh damn. I just realized this is how they are going to make her baby come out retarded.
A single example backs it up, moron.
Elephants can be a double edged sword though and in reality they were often ineffective. See Hannibal-Scipio at Zama.
>samefagging
Brilliant deduction. Shame you're wrong again.
No that would be ableist user. She's gonna suffer a miscarriage and then kill her advisers in a fit of PMS rage
>just bend the knee
>just say "black lives matter"
>just give me one example
It's one example of an "attractive" guy that got metoo'd. Do you realize how trivial that is? Do you have any idea how easy it would be to actually give you what you want, numbnuts? I'm obviously doing it because i'm not playing your "just do this one thing..." game, nor should anyone ever respond to that. I showed you why you're wrong. You can get fucked with your feminine power/dominance preening.
>tfw Cersei seduces the Night King and falls truly in love and teaches him the power of understanding, but he really taught her too
I can't for the finale
nice posture
It's not trivial if it is an important element of your entire stupid argument, and it would be something you could easily link but won't because you know you're wrong. And you're talking to more than one person.
House of cards S6 looking good
It's trivial because it's obvious. My argument is that MeToo has fallen -particularly- on "attractive" men. If they weren't LITERALLY attractive, women would not have been in the position to be MeToo'd in the first place. But, you, being a fag, think Harvey is ugly and Louis CK is ugly and therefore, if you're good-looking and study game, then you shouldn't worry about being MeToo'd. I told you that you are gay and naive because you're gay and naive and your response why "oh yeah, give me one example!" and I said no because examples are aplenty and your reasoning is obviously specious to anyone with common sense. You just can't see it because you don't know what you don't know, but think you know it all.
>My argument is that MeToo has fallen -particularly- on "attractive" men.
Ignoring that this is painfully retarded, all you need to do is post at least one example to support this stupid argument and you'd have something to argue with. But you didn't, because you can't. And when multiple people point that out all you can do is claim it's one person and call them gay instead of actually posting any support for your retarded argument.
>you casually dismissed my argument so i'm going to just casually dismiss yours and see if it works
It hasn't.
Except I didn't dismiss it, I just said you need to post some sort of evidence if you want your (very stupid) argument to have any weight. People already posted two examples to the contrary, examples that you also addressed. You completely misconstrued the argument upthread but even ignoring that, if you can't work on your "argument" you can't expect anyone to be able to address it, other than to point out how stupid it is.
>Ignoring that this is painfully retarded
>I didn't dismiss it
How old are you? 12? Maybe you're just a child. Or maybe you ARE gay. In which case, what you really want, is for me to cite one or two examples so we can debate if they're attractive or not. You want to do this because you're a homosexual and are obsessed with the physical attractiveness of other males.
kek you truly lost
>kek
opinion discarded
>your feminine power/dominance preening
I have very little interest in the actual argument here, it's just your way of arguing that...looked retarded at first, but now seems more unbalanced.
>I have very little interest in the actual argument here
The argument here is very little actually balanced, it's just your way of looking at first... retarded...now but it seems more interesting.
It was a sugar baby arrangement. Cersei sold he pussy for an army.
She tried to wiggle out of the deal, as most sugar babies try to do and Euron said, fuck this shit I don't love you, I can leave at any time.
So she had to give it up.
What's so weird about it?
I assumed he was going to back up Joncon and that kid, but it's been a while since I read the books.
that hag is the most powerful person in the kingdom, of course he wants to fuck
That wouldn't be surprising seeing how their family is full of people who have something wrong with them.
The sea battle was the best thing in the show for a good while.
We better see him get another battle scene before the end
Oh that's crazy.
You know the writing staff?
Or did they post online how they were cringing and tiptoeing?
or... more likely you're a retarded faggot
>"If you want a whore, buy her, if you want a queen, earn her."
Expect this to be in every girl's tinder profile for the next fucking decade.
Didn't he just buy her, though?
is she saying she's a whore?
I think the mentioning of elephants not traveling seas well, as well as the dragons not eating well is foreshadowing the dragons not being in good condition for the fight with the night king most likely. They are a bit too powerful to stick around till the end, depending on what ending they are going for.
10 years later
>A woman looking for a nice guy with a stable income to take care of me and my child with Tyrone
every time
shes saying if you want just a whore fine but if you want a real queen then earn me? its not that great of a line regardless
It was only weird because we didn't get to see them actually fuck user.
>deserts get cold at night
Yes, it was not like they are auto win weapons and they are involved in plenty of losses but also plenty of wins. They were absolutely devastating against unprepared infantry. They were used most throughout history by the Indians and Persians.
>people think it was her plan to get fucked by him the whole time
>you can see the gears turning in her head when he says "i'm gonna put a prince in you're belly"
The amount of cope is incredible
>teaches him the power of understanding, but he really taught her
fucking lol
Nice cherry picking, Scipio specifically designed a counter strategy against Hannibal after watching him use elephants to btfo Romans for 20 years.
>Iron Niggers go on and on throughout the whole show about taking what you want from someone else aka muh iron price instead of paying for it
>Euron is supposed to be this bad ass iron nigger motherfucker but he doesn't even follow his own philosophy and has to "earn his queen" instead of just stealing her from Jaime
Nice writing dabid&dabid
>you can see the gears turning in her head
That didn't look like gears turning. That looked that weird woman emotions when a dude says something accidentally insensitive, or in Euron's case, more insensitive than he meant it to be. It's more like her flipping to and from disgust, grief, anger, and back again.
Are the two metoo anons done yet?
And just to clarify. The one who started the post out about blue m&ms CLEARLY lost the argument. Fag
No budget left
no, other user was being called a fag. blue m&m user just didn't want to talk about guys looks or something
there's a big difference between a cold night where you can hunker down with some blankets to avoid freezing for a few hours till the sun comes up in a desert and living knee deep or worse in snow and ice which can soak through multiple layers and then refreeze, never letting up for days or weeks during a bad storm and with how GoT weather/seasons work can be for much longer.
now post yfw you learn there are freezing deserts, even some with snow and ice
do those exist in game of thrones?
i don't believe the unsullied are familiar with those locations
Transporting horses is one thing, transporting elephants across an ocean on wooden ships filled with men and horses is another. Realistically I bet HBO didn't greenlight it due to money and logistics issues.
And did the deserts in the show or perpetually shirtless Dothraki give you the impression of freezing or even cold deserts?
>siberia
I thought DA NORF was the Highlands of Scotland/Isles basically?
>DUDE SJWS
Rent free in your ass
Rent free in your head
I guarantee some blue haired bisexual self identifying toasterkin is probably hammering away at your Mother right now
i like how they forgot about wildfire and there is not a single instance of unruly dothraki
also did they show the wight to the northmen and dothraki last season - i find it hard to believe dany and jons vassals would just take their word for it
>make dragonglass arrowheads instead of just using lol fire arrows
>not using the dragonglass to make spearheads for about the same material cost but reusable
that's what happens when you have leftists in charge of designing fictional war strategies. it's almost as bad as that one sniper game created by leftists, showing the bullet and casing both leaving the barrel on it's way to the target
She's the queen you absolute retard
This.
For you incels its not that fucking hard
Just be confident, ballsy, etc. and you'll get puss. I made out with a 7/10 thicc Polish chick I vaguely know just by passing her by at a club and later we fucked harder than Israel fucks the United States.
They got themselves me too'd because they were being aggressive or forceful/coercive. Saying "let's fuck" is different from "We're gonna fuck or I'm gonna slit your throat/not give you a job/do you a favor" which the latter is what most of those guys have done.
Utter cringe post. Doesn't matter I agreed with the other guy anyway but you're definitely the insecure incel here.
>just say [insert some relevant social issue/movement that 50% of this site hates for no reason]
Have Sex.
she must have taken strategic counceling from sansa
>do those exist in game of thrones?
>And did the deserts in the show or perpetually shirtless Dothraki give you the impression of freezing or even cold deserts?
No. There are still freezing deserts, though and I'd still like you to post yfw you learned this fun fact.
BAM MARGERA, WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
This user is the smartest man I know
elephants only useful as a surprise element say one or two battle at max. once your enemy know how to manipulate them they're self harming to your troops at least this is what romans did to Hannibal's elephants
...
More the fact that the GoT writers would put something like this in with how "Yas queen" last season was. Seems like they might actually be doing a slight turnabout this season.
Are you talking about RWBY?
The boar is pregnant Ned!
Yes. They scare horses and can break the formation of undisciplined infantry
It is truly a shame that he had to die for the plot to happen one of the best characters in the show to this day.
So can someone give me a quick rundown on how the show goes compared to the end of the last book? It seems to me that
>Danerys gets an army and go to westeros but fighting ice zombies with jon snow
>stannis dead
>littlefinger dead
>Cersei still in King's Landing? and are they still running aroud fighting each other while all this is going on? What's the population of Westeros> hundreds of millions?
Also how much do you think Gurm will conform to the show, if he finishes the books, which I don't think he will?
It's been eight years. What will or won't happen in the books is irrelevant because the damn thing is never coming out. God fucking dammit, I hate that fat fuck.
He isn't saying that war elephants are crazy, but the tactic of using war elephants against horse archers is retarded.
Dothraki are probably well accustomed to fighting elephants. They're best against undisciplined infantry. Unsullied spearmen are probably the best infantry in the story (skill and morale).
>never heard of elephant armor
They had it in the Alexander kino
fucking based duterte
>going on tinder
not gonna make it
Euron seems like the guy who's fucked everything under the sun, men, women, animals, and is just looking for the next thrill. He wants to fuck a queen just because she's a queen, she could be 300lbs 3/10 for all he cares.
what a brainlet bitch you are, user. He's saying that Euron literally bought the "queen" with a fleet of ships, hence she's a whore.