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IS DEAD
Remember when Tommen got filmed wanking with his cousin? I remember that.
Can someone with a cursory knowledge of what happened in S1-7 still enjoy the FINAL season?
>”No!”
S3>S4>S1=S6>S2>S7=S8 (probably)>S5
I know you got BTFO by the show, stannisposter, but dudes.
Move the fuck on.
GODS WHAT A STUPID HELMET
anyone else got a little wet during this scene?
no homo
Alexa. Write me a piece of Game of Thrones dialogue in the style of season 8 for a character of your choice.
Post best girl.
Stannis is dead!
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Doreah or myranda
season one was great
The rest are shit.
Nah, S08 will be probably better than S06 unless terrible plot holes and retarded stuff like in S07, at least the opening from this season is better than from 6, and the best episodes are still comming.
LOL
Noh
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY
DO. IT. FOR. HER.
>user you seriously root for the guy that burned his daughter? hahaha
Bloodraven!
Kingslayer!
Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!
Which got thot has the strongest pusy game?
What are you talking about s8e1 was terrible.
Terrible opinion from NPC without his opinion.
The show is so mediocre now, and has been since season 3ish, you might get more enjoyment out of this last season without knowing how shitty it’s gotteb
It was best season opening since season 4 Two Swords, u retard. Watch first episode from S05, S06 and S07.
Noweh Tends.
Do you like capeshit?
Because the show is essentially that now, no substance, just flashy CGI and one-liners.
Out of all the deaths on this show, this one hurt the most. She was good, she was pure and she didn't deserve it.
I can live with this. Though I have to say that I like S8 much better so far, given the lack of teleporting characters and other retarded shit.
From a fag who works in the industry in writing--s1 was unironically the best. The rest are soap opera.
Well done, true and loyal subject
You will enjoy probably, maybe not episode 1 since u are not emotionally connected with the characters, but the latter episodes probably yes, since there will be more action.
>best
In literally what way?
Nothing happened.
No one did or said anything important.
In one hour, there was maybe one conversation that was more than a minute long.
The episode was garbage. I have never been bored watching GoT before, and that episode did it for me.
I've rarely seen someone have such awful taste user
S2>S1>S3>S4>>>S6=S7>>S5(if only for whatever the fuck Dorne was
Absolutely patrician
even his cgi avatar is gormless lol
Shireen is easily the worst death in the show, every time.
The scream that gets higher and higher and the voice slowly breaks....
The writing is what I enjoyed most about it
Robert and Cersei's scenes were great
Tell me how shitty quips and nonsensical one-liners remotely constitute an episode that is worth comparing to season 5-7 if I want to get a read on how good the rest of season 8 is going to be?
Absolute meme to think the writing got worse in season 2 and 3
WEAR IT IN SILENCE
/ourwriter/ DAVE HILL is the ironborn shit that theon axes in the face
Literally all GOT openings are uneventfull and nothing happens, it was still beter than openings from season 5,6,7, the two good openings GOT has are from season 1 and 4. There was a lot of main character interactions and necessary build up before season will pick up.
OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN
>S8
>lemme smash cersei
>no
>but you said you would
>okay
He deserves an axe to the face for all that shit dialogue.
you have retarded taste. Season 4 had by far the most great episodes in the show, its easily the best season with season 1. 2 was pretty mediocre compared to these two. Season 3 was builduing up to Red Wedding.
Makes more sense but GoT seasons are easy to rank
S1>S2>S3>S4>>>S5>>S6>>>S7
S5 still had good things while S6 and especially S7 are complete trash
>I am very disturbed by your lack of elephants, Euron.
>succ my trunk your grace
>aye why not
THIS THREAD IS A JAIME LANNISTER THREAD.
>You will have three. Gold will be their crowns...gold their shrouds
where’s her crown
nice appeal to authority fallacy you got going on here, dude, gimme some more.
How long until Euron rips a fetus from Cersei's belly for fun as the mountain watches?
GOD TIER:
4, 1
GREAT TIER:
2, 3
PRETTY BAD TIER:
5, 6
AWFUL TIER
7 (and probably 8)
season 6 is EASILY better than season 5 and season 7
Oh yeah, that was weird.
no wtf
Why does no one seem to be bothered by the Starks lack of chemistry? Jon and Sansa and Arya don't act like siblings who have grown together and bonded as a family. Bran can be excused as he's autistic now
WHY DONT THE DRAGONS HAVE ARMS
This is how it’s gonna go down.
>NK shows up and kills pretty much everyone but is defeated eventually
>Dany has baby
>Dany and Jon get killed by Euron
>Cersei gets eaten by a dog
>Euron crowns himself king
>Remaining characters team up to kill Euron
>They kill Euron
> Dany and Jon’s baby becomes queen with Tyrion as her regent
The end
DONT FUCKING FUCK WITH ME LIKE THIS UNLESS ITS TRUE ANONS
Jon and Arya should have more screentime or bonding moments than simply.
>I didn't :^)
>She's the smartest person I know :^)
They were really close.
1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 7
If they dont have arms, they're not dragons.
Did they have hair dye back then?
Lol. Moon is no egg.
No two characters have chemistry anymore, desu. They're all taking in sarcastic quips, it's like watching Age of Ultron.
I just hope Euron wins at this point, let everyone die at Winterfell and let Euron sink KL as NK comes, because every ship needs a captain and VicEuron fits the bill.
I can't help but think I've done this to myself.
>be late to the hype
>start as season 6 is airing
>binge the whole series in 2 weeks and then catch the end of season 6 as it's airing
>don't want to wait for another season so I read the books.
>books pull me in like the show couldn't. Get autisticlly invested in the lore and start to to resent the show cause of how it doesn't come close to realizing Martin's vision
>settle on the fact that it's just television and can still be enjoyed for what it is. Wait for Season 7
>Season 7 is high fantasy dog shit where the plot moves the characters instead of the opposite and Westeros can be transversed like a literal RPG
Now I'm so fucking jaded that I looked up all the spoilers I could find and "predicted" S8e1 to my normie watch group while telling them all the characters that are missing from the books. They fellate me for being so big brained while I wallow in pity. At least Winds of Winter will be good. R-Right lads?
4 > 1 > 2 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 5
How the fuck is season 3 the best. That was the slowest most uneventful shit until the Red Wedding and up to that point the only really interesting plot going on was Brienne and Jaime.
the only thing i want from the rest of the show is jaime to lay down the law with daenarys about her dad.
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unironically my favourite scene from the show.
/thread/
More like False Myrcella the Usurper edition!
>winds of winter
more like
>when hell freezes over
S1>S2>S3>gap>S4>POWER GAP>S6>S5>POWER GAP>S7>S8 so far.
One episode is to little to predict from, but knowing Dumb&Dumber it's not going to get any better.
lets see
>Age of Ultron
At least it had the scene of everyone chilling at the party
Gimme
Gimme an 8.
its time
Wow, it's so magical. Did u crie every time like me, anons?
Nikolaj's acting was perfect.
rawrlin xD
I beg for Tyene.
The only truly undeniable season rankings are:
First Four Seasons >>>>>>>> Last Four Seasons
When the source material ran out, it all went downhill, no question. Seasons 5 and 6 probably would've been good if GRRM hurried his fatass up.
>Eragon
She's dead to me
fuck it
let's see
This. why the fuck would it get better?
The show is in a free fall since season 4.
>1/10 chance to get a nigger
no thanks
Roll
Please give me a 9.
rollan
pls no Dany or Brienne
>Which got thot has the strongest pusy game?
oh goddammit not her
Rolling for that firecrotch
>three copies of Feast for Crows
patrician
You should have seen the threads during each season. People were pulling their hair out at how dumb and shlocky the show got.
I always like to point out that a character killing someone and usurping power happens 5 times in season 6 with zero set up or consequences. That's the depth of the political intrigue in the later seasons.
Same same same
I don't even particularly care if he wins. I just want the main characters to acknowledge him as a threat.
rolling for the red woman
any STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! bros in?
still no one took myranda
i'm coming my wife
imagine being this retarded though
>1 book in 14 years
grrm is a failure
Thank god
oh shit
miss sunday
Why aren't you faggots reading superior asoiaf that is actually finished?
AHAHAHA
1 > 2 3 > 4 > 6 7 > 5
re-rolling, I don't like niggers
Now make a male version so I can roll for Stannis.
Rolling for Cersei.
I'll show her an elephant.
I've got a massive ask for you my brothers
Can I please get Dany reaction pics?
BOGGED
go on call me a fag
great series, is it actually finished though? i know where it ends so far is a pretty conclusive ending but has Bakker said thats it, no more?
Karma
Gold hair
rolling
You are correct user. These retards obviously can't remember anything they watched more than a week ago if they think this is even in the top 5 worst GoT openings.
I started The Wheel of Time today. Not sure if it's anything like asoiaf but I don't care about that
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
My lucky day I see.
it's actually 1 book in 19 years and counting
it slogs in 3/4 way though but it ends strong
5
Check it
By what right!
>From a fag who works in the industry in writing--s1 was unironically the best. The rest are soap opera.
GoT doesn't even qualify as a soap opera, the entire show is geared towards the brainless Facebook/Reddit/Twitter crowd, who "watch" the show with their cellphones in their hands the whole time, thus the episodes consist of meaningless dialog and the actors emoting at the screen, interspersed with kewl! (though also meaningless) action scenes.
This allows the audience to sit there checking their Facebook page while the characters babble on about literally nothing, then look up at the tv when the dragons are on screen or something blows up, at which point they make a post about it.
D&D and HBO's marketing dept. are all about getting up-votes on social media, as that's all that matters nowadays.
rolling for dubs
>the raven that saved Westeros
>dance with dragons was 30 years ago
Roll for 3 or 4
FOUR
this thread sucks
>post actual on topic stuff related to the new season
>ignored
>same shitty attempts to meme
>100x replies
I miss Ross
where are the leaks then
>this post
STOP THIS FAGGOTRY IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
ASOS came out in 2000. AFFC and ADWD are one book split up in two parts.
The explanation is literally
>lmao he's dead
Never say how he died, just that he's dead and now his son shills for the Boltons cause muh factions. Then in S7 Ned Umber is first in line to gargle Jon's cock.
>NK kills almost everyone
>Euron bombs KL or something
>Euron "saves" Cersei only to rape and kill her personally
>Fucks off to Dorne or Braavos or some shit
>The "wheel" is broken
kino
What a cheap whore
The dragons die in the final fight, r-right?
Because they're not dragons, they're wyverns. Dragons have four legs and two wings, wyverns have two legs and and two wings.
rolling
GIVE
don't, he looks like shit now
2 or 4 get
roll
God fuck off with this semantic bullshit
based
Is she actually a whore?
rolando
great isn't she
>Fatfuss
Enjoy your young adult fiction faggot
No idea what plans bakker has, but ending seemed pretty conclusive to me too
>They fellate me for being so big brained while I wallow in pity.
At least you got that going for you. I quit talking about GoT with my normie friends, as they'd get all quite and look askance at me when I flew into a frothing rant about how fucking retarded the tv show is.
>ramsay could do it with 20 good men i realise.
Nigger can't plot for shit, but damn he knows how to write emotional scenes.
Best book I've read in years. And I seriously think the guy can't write books.
3, 8 or dubs pls
>i wont get naked on the show anymore because im a real actress
>goes and does a "performance" like this after bing fired for not doing said performance
braavos
Welp, this has become a dead thread.
No quicker way of killing a conversation then this shit...
What conversation?
>after bing fired for not doing said performance
come on, they surely didn't kill her off because of that
theyre so simple and likable
gib 3 please
bad pussay, bad pussay, bad pussay
nooooo, give me bad pussy
roll
they did 1000% percent, look it up
even her death scene has her tits covered lol
Welcome to Yea Forums mate
yo
Roll
link
reroll, bad pussy
when will they remake got
give dubs
2025.
Why not
stannis is not a meme if tahts what you think we do love him and his ideals
These threads are memespouting anyway
Jannies dont kill them, because this is our designated shitting street
funny you should say that I have a John Green book on the list
Rolling
When A Dream of Spring is out in 12 years (released posthumously, of course) and they turn the books into a film series. One book = one movie, about 3 hours each.
rollan
twitter.com
not true according to her
Imagine the smell
Roll
When is Mel coming back?
BANNABLE OFFENCE
lol yeah ok did you actually expect her to produce documentation confirming it? lol get a grip
Once I let her out of my sex dungeon.
plz be maisie
Show me the body
pls
idk I just always assumed her character had become even more pointless than it was in the first place
ITS CALLED MAKING THE 8
The pacing would be all fucked to shit compared to the first four seasons of the show, but if they keep Lady Stoneheart and Young Griff, then I'll be up for it.
Henry Rollins
give me a 9 pls
oof
don't worry, TWOW still won't be out by then
fuck it
>tfw no Varys gf
please
Azor Theon
I have a theory
what if gurm is waiting for the series to wrap up since it turned into a shitfest, so he can finish the story his way without anyone desecrating it?
let's goooo
My bros but I asked so nicely
>Lady Stoneheart
I wonder if it would work on screen
>Young Griff
isn't this entire subplot a red herring though?
this is how retarded the collective of /got/ is
her character was introduced in the fucking pilot to help weave the narrative. you guys dont even know how tv storytelling works. they had to invent her character to keep from doing inner monologue. she was very important to making it work
if that's the case then TWOW should be released this year
Brienne's scream is very off-putting
hey I can dream can I
Considering the show became shit AFTER they ran out of source material, that's probably not the case. But if TWOW comes out this year, then maybe.
idk bro, it kinda made me hard
>dothraki and unsullied casually walks around without sleeves
Yeah no retarded shit going on here
Is that a midget?
anyone misses the high sparrow
Why does she look like she took the Bogpill in this pic?
I mostly have Emilia reaction pics, not much of Dany. Here is a Dany one I do have, though.
>gurm has written a single page of TWOW
>this is what people actually believe
I can almost guarantee you he was probably already done with AWOW around 2014 but decided to rewrite a shit ton of it so he could dab on D&D for not doing what he suggested.
For Young Griff, I think it depends on how much impact his presence and companions end up having as the series starts to close. He could be a red herring but still contribute something worthwhile besides the fact.
y I peed myself
he has about 200 pages worth of stuff that he took out of the end of dance.
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i'll be honest
season 6 was just kinda meh
i don't think it was as bad as 5 and 7 but it certainly wasn't good
ok
she had like 2 brain surgeries lad give her a break
Someone putting season 3 above season 2, regardless of their overall placement, is my test for whether someone is a brainlet or not.
yes
i absolutely adoredhim
Fat fuck is fat and lazy more at 11
>characters walking around half naked and not freezing to death
this fucking trope again
There is nothing to suggest he has added to that.
didn't he say he had about 1000 pages written?
true
Does this include all the chapters that have already been released, like the Aeron, Arianne, and Barristan chapters? I still need to get around to reading those.
Trips incoming.
based
never heard about this, i remember him saying he had a few months left of writing 3 years ago.
Season 6 was fucking retarded. I only place it above season 5 cause of the Battle of The Bastards. Which had a fantastic production team and director.
ya watch the reply link video
Oh, c'mon it's just a joke. Would a surgery really BOG your face? It almost looks like it's shopped.
don't know
idk it just feels like overkill, like why the fuck does gurm keep adding these new battle supblots. world war westeros lmao
jonathan pryce is based so yes
targaryen fucking shits
OwO
Ok, thanks anyway
yes and he's already released those as sample chapters
>didn't he say he had about 1000 pages written?
oh, he said so? then it must be true
season 5 was terrible but hardhome was really good despite being d&d OC
season 6 wasn't as bad as 5 but the battle aged horribly
ere we go
jamie
thenk yu
Utterly based
TARG FUKIN SHITS
Roll
do you think she had to die because she was too pretty compared to the rest of the cast?
she was the only one of the actors who didn't age like milk
2
Time to roll
Reminder that if you're bothered by the young griff plot and dorne conspiracy not making it into the show them you're a complete retard amd GRRM was retarded for coming up with them himself.
>she was the only one of the actors who didn't age like milk
Post pics.
yeah it's probably mostly in the sample chapters.
>she was a whore!
ooohh dude dont go there
If Bran just stares at Night King will he spook him away?
King who cared
Why would they have chemistry? They've all been separated for years and have what's basically PTSD. They might as erll be strangers to one another.
DUBS
DUBS GET
she had to die because D&D couldn't be arsed to write political intrigue and develop Dorne
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jorah Momo
gimme dat bad pusy
No. They're literally too stupid to do it. They don't know how.
>Dany made it to winterfell
>Jon learned his parentage
>Sam learned about his father and brother's death
>Jon/Sam reunion
>Jon/Arya reunion
>Arya/Hound reunion
>Arya/Gendry reunion
>Sansa/Dany meet for the first time
>Bran/Dany meet for the first time
>Sam/Dany meet for the first time
>Jon road a Dragon
>Last Hearth destroyed
>Beric and Tormund survived the wall collapsing
>The dead are revealed to be much closer than previously thought
>Jaime makes it to Winterfell
>Euron banged Cersei
>Theon saved Yara
>Golden Company arrived at kingslanding
You monkeybrain faggot. Narratively, this was one of (if not) the busiest and biggest episodes Game of Thrones has ever released. You can even nitpick the reunions out of the list (because I know you want to), it still leaves an absurd amount of content for one episode. You can dislike the episode for a lot of reasons, but saying "nudding habben HURRR!" is a 65iq take, nigger.
Well it's a great scene.
>Compensated for his physical deformity by being smart, charming and witty
Azor Tyrion
roll
Any character starting with the letter M is good.
roller
insta-boner™ when she looks at me like that
well?
>there was a brief time in history when Dany didn't have double chin
Why do Black reaction channels have no reverence for emasculated Theon?
Wasn't there a Jon/Bran reunion too?
nigger
how much rice do you add?
None of your business you cheeky little cunt.
Roll
>go to her twitter
>it's all 'i'm a domestic survivor' hashtag nonsense
just show me your tits love, i don't care about your life story
Almost.
new:
myranda get
They've really run that 'no-nonsense kid' shit into the ground. I hope she's the first to fall.
She's just got a little facial chub, it's not that bad
This. Fucking annoying. Normies love it too.
>If you can't see the ennemy, the ennemy can't see you
>Y-yes, your grace
>Black reaction channels
That's gotta be like watching those 24/7 zoo streaming cams
Is this a stunt ass or Brienne's ass?
New Thread:
Stunt ass. She got prudish after that nude model shoot.
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Would hunt humans with
you got keked user
rolling down the river
There's no way she'd have hips like this.
R'hllor pls
I was once on an employee selection and it turned into this exact situation. It was terrifying and I was sweating by the end of it.
I'm down.
r
>you want the good girl but need the bad pussy
Rollllllll
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>seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind
fucking rolling
No, because Bran is the Night King's bitch. Bran has the mark of the Night King
...a king
can i have more pics like this one please based user?
>no Ygritte
it still hurts bros
>The door
>The winds of winter
Fucking moron.
Imagine getting choked to death by the whip after hours and hours of lashings.