Star Trek edition
/trek/
Benjamin Williams
Evan Long
First post for Cardassia!
Luis Allen
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Lincoln Richardson
Sorry, I've got other plans
Noah Gomez
Why was it called Constitution class?
Logan Adams
>You're going to die alone.
>Your hasperat sucks.
>He'll be happier with someone else.
>Nobody likes you.
Okay. I'll... see you around, Commander.
Hudson Taylor
Because the first one they build of that design was named the USS Constitution.
Jaxson Garcia
I don't understand why you guys care so much for this character. What makes her so much more interesting than other side characters?
Daniel Cruz
How did Islam go away in star trek????
Liam Rodriguez
Meeting aliens changes everyone's perspective.
Samuel Gutierrez
Caleb Clark
Closet cases love "tough women" with strong jaws and large hands.
Elijah Morgan
She's pretty hot.
Levi Russell
youtube.com
He's right you know
Anthony Richardson
I've heard TOS is good and am gonna watch all 3 seasons with my friend but what other Star Trek stuff should I watch after? Cause it looks like theres a lot of spinoffs and movies
Jace Hill
Watch. It. All.
Nathaniel Young
The animated series.
Adam Taylor
it's something low test betas will never understand
Grayson Roberts
Larry David should do a TNG parody skit where he stars as Picard.
Chase Thompson
Seems like a lot but I'll give it a go
Didn't know there was one, thanks
Daniel Torres
a funny Trek series sounds like kino
Isaac Martinez
The Always Sunny guys tried to do one, and Seth tried to secure legitimate rights before making The Orville.
Brody Gomez
currently watching TOS for the first time, it kind of sucks. Spok is the only interesting character and the best duo is spok and bones and then spok and kirk. All the other characters don't seem to get much development and feel too cartoony. It's like ENT all over again except there is no bigger story with a big enemy to distract you from the boring characters. Some of the endings are also kind of weird, like peopled die and then it ends stupid and bones points out how stupid it is and kirk just tells a joke and they all laugh.
Leo Diaz
>like peopled die and then it ends stupid and bones points out how stupid it is and kirk just tells a joke and they all laugh
This is the quintessence of TOS, if you don't like it then the show is not for you.
Benjamin Moore
>Always Sunny in Star Trek
>"Boldly Going Nowhere"
>The show was going to be a mix of comedy and sci-fi about the day-to-day life of the captain of an intergalactic spaceship.
this is the most fascinating thing I've ever read in /trek/
Cameron Garcia
Too bad Always Sunny isn't funny.
Joshua Evans
Tony Hale was going to play the Android officer
Gabriel Wood
>too bad humor isn't subjective
Ayden Sanders
>too bad your feelings aren't hurt.
Hudson Hughes
Who are you quoting?
Justin Gutierrez
>:(
Nathaniel Cooper
This general better be a Tellarite-free zone
Asher Price
Who are you quoting?
Lincoln Young
Because 'Murrica
Angel Harris
Don't forget the Easter episode
Ryan Murphy
This is the dumbest fucking opinion I've ever read in /trek/. What do you consider funny then?
Eli Gomez
Name one Tellerite character
Alexander Wright
I bet you like Archer and watch SNL.
Alexander Cook
>What do you consider funny then?
Marxism
Chase Fisher
Then why isn't the Columbia Class called the Enterprise Class?
Christian Powell
>This is the dumbest fucking opinion I've ever read in /trek/
Juan Taylor
Because the naming people didn't want to do it that way.
Jace Smith
jesus christ shut up shut up shut up oh my god no one cares
Ryan Wood
That creature is so stubby. I'm pretty sure that's a dwarf.
Dylan Nguyen
early archer is pretty rad tho
Tyler Gomez
Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo are two of my favorites and I think Archer is just okay.
Robert Campbell
Sealab 2021 is funny maybe 5% of the time.
Kevin Wilson
WELCOME TO YOU'RE DOOM
Jayden White
Chase Evans
HARUMPH!
I'd watch the hell out of a Trek series about a brash, cocky young captain who got his position through nepotism and his scheming, jealous older first officer trying to sabotage missions and make shady deals with enemies only to be thwarted by the captain's dumb bumbling ass
Owen White
what killed /trek/?
Evan King
Me.
Angel Hill
VF turning this general into Yea Forums and driving away intelligent discussion.
Dylan Murphy
/pol/
Isaiah Collins
He killed millions
Dominic Wilson
not enough perfect star trek gfs
nonsense everyone knows my posts are pretty rad
Mason King
distracting mosaics
Jack Carter
Sorry Colin, you may be right but I can't let you have the last post in /trek/.
Brandon Barnes
Great ass and tits.
Joshua Hughes
Quick, make another Discord for me to quit
Jaxon Martinez
Too bad neither of those shows are funny.
Anthony Morales
>Are you gals 19 or 48?
Ayden Walker
Post cute pics of garek or fuck off.
Jackson Perez
Gabriel Sullivan
Pol and capeshitter tourists who think Yea Forums is where you go to force memes instead of having really intense anr serious discussions about a subject and having the humour naturally arise.
For example: how did they dispose of poop on the enterprise? Was there a central waste collection system where they jettisoned the feces into space or reclamated it somehow, or did people just shit crap into an empty box and it was teleported away? Is soap a thing, or did they just pass their poopy hands underneath a laser of some kind that seared the fecal matter away? And do uniforms seal in a fart, or is it breezy enough to let gas pass?
William Nelson
>the enterprise?
Which one, there's been a bunch. There's little canon discussion to lend, save the waste processing mention in ENT, the extraction work done by Rom in DS9 and the commode seen in the Enterprise A brig in Final Frontier.
Ryan Long
Who are you?
Hudson Ward
>tourists who think Yea Forums is where you go to force memes instead of having really intense anr serious discussions about a subject and having the humour naturally arise.
>For example: how did they dispose of poop on the enterprise?
Disturbingly accurate post. This poster is a veteran.
Evan Jenkins
how come every pedo who gets caught has shitloads of star trek crap in their place
Joseph Anderson
Don't be like that. We were friends once, remember talking in DMs about /trek/ on Christmas morning? Remember the collages?
Charles Ramirez
>Pol and capeshitter tourists who think Yea Forums is where you go to force memes instead of having really intense anr serious discussions about a subject and having the humour naturally arise.
you're describing reddit, newfag
Levi Hernandez
You mean star wars
Austin Clark
How come normies always feel daunted by how much Star Trek there is out there (ohmygawd there's too many spinoffs and movies!), but they're perfectly fine with binge watching 500 episodes of whatever garbage show they like?
Adrian Rodriguez
Trek is the lame autistic show and a pretty damn absurd one at that. Very few of the characters are obviously relatable so you have to spend at least a season getting to know them before you even start to like them. It's an abstract series that most people think of as nerdy and weird and instead of taking the time to understand it they write it off as garbage and go back to what they're comfortable with.
New experiences challenge our perception of the world and Trek asks people to continually broaden their horizons, something the average viewer doesn't want to think about when they're watching television.
Kevin Sullivan
>tfw no link to /trek/ discord
Jordan Morales
Just call the Target in East Liberty and ask the barista for the link
Christian Campbell
It was shut down.
Brayden Evans
too much cp or not enough?
Jason James
Unfortunate. I've been looking for a non reddit trek discord, I suppose I'll keep looking
Elijah Garcia
I called her once but was too shy to say anything so I hung up when she said answered.
Lincoln Nguyen
hmm
Benjamin Rogers
Was there any TV series that had more famous writers than TOS. Talking about Matheson, Sturgeon, Spinrad, Ellison, Bloch, Brown, all Sci-Fi greats.
Daniel Garcia
Your mother.
Thomas Davis
Thanks
Carter Miller
fart trek
Isaac Long
I'm really sad Anons. Tonight's the final episode of Disco, and we're not going to have another one until Season 3. I'm gonna miss trying to figure out who the red angel is (I still have no idea who it is; my bet is Ariam), I'm gonna miss Tilly and her enthusiasm, and of course Michael and her struggles to prove what is right in the universe.
Spock can be annoying at times (why does he have to call out Michael on everything? I swear he's got something against her), and Pike is a little too boring and stuffy. Hopefully we'll get more Georghiu ass-kicking in the final episode.
Don't know what I'll do to get my Trek fix from now on...all the other series seem so boring because they don't have continuous storylines or cool special fx. The Picard series looks like it'll be awesome though...finally they're fixing him and he won't be so preachy (I tried watching TNG but nothing happens in it). If the rumors are true about him being part of Section 31, all the better! That's the most interesting part of Star Trek anyway.
Can't wait to see the costume and sets for Picard though...if they keep doing what they're doing, it's going to be awesome. No more cardboard sets or boring carpeting.
Anyone else with this feel?
Ethan Thomas
On some occasions if the first ship of the class is sunk the next one in the production line is referred to as the lead ship. IIRC NX-01 was being decommissioned at the end of ENT so the same could apply.
Angel Kelly
What are your favourite non-Trek sci-fi films?
Adrian Turner
Nathan Parker
Where do angels go when they die?
Brody Collins
'ol ironsides
Robert Fisher
Romulus
Dominic Richardson
Just be prepared for that hard, hard drop from season 2 to season 3.
Carter Williams
why did you write all of this, user?
Dylan Baker
>Plans elaborate starship heist
>Doesn't know what the captain looks like
Carson Nguyen
Legend of the Galactic Heroes: My Conquest is the Sea of Stars
Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Overture to a New War
Jace Watson
2001
Outland
Pitch Black
Blade Runner
Renaissance
Eden Log
Annihilation
GITS
honorable mention to Master & Commander, a non-sci-fi Star Trek movie
Jayden Jenkins
The Star Wars universe if Episode 1 is to be believed
James Parker
Literally Die Hard in space. For a moment, I thought Picard was going to look into the camera and say yippie ki yay
Michael Campbell
More like Home Alone
Sebastian Ortiz
What are some of the best mysteries in Trek?
Any series, any movies, any books, any comics, any games. Something with an irresistible hook and a shocking twist.
Nathan Smith
Only turboautists care about such details.
Image related.
Parker Reyes
Nah, it's almost beat for beat Die Hard
Jordan Phillips
Aren't you sad too? I mean, we have to go a year at least until we have more mysteries and adventure! Trek hasn't been more fun.
What I'll really miss though is Vulcan; it feels like home, like a second Pandora. Lush forests, beautiful still lakes...really the kind of planet I'd like to live on. No wonder Michael was so sad to say goodbye to Amanda and Sarek, even if he was kind of a terrible father when you think about it.
The really sad thing to me though is that Culver and Stamets didn't get back together again. I really liked them as a couple...it was nice to finally see sexual diversity without any shame or borders. Now they've killed that...I don't know, seems like a bad idea. Maybe the writers will make Reno pick up the relationship ball...who knows. She's awesome too...it's stupid that they haven't used her at all this season. She adds so much life to every scene she's in, it's a crime she wasn't in more of it.
You know what was better though about this season? We got to learn more about Owoshokun; it's obvious her character has a lot to say and do, and it seems like they finally gave her some leeway to flourish as a character. Detmer too; just the right amount of screentime showing the bridge officers being friends when they're off-duty.
Now that Pike is gone, they should really make Michael captain. She's earned it, and she does the job far better than Saru anyway. It's obvious that she has the respect of the officers too, after all, she is always smarter than Pike and she always has the answer that is the right one. If she's that much better, then it's her turn to be Captain now....it's obvious.
Anyway, still sad....
Bentley Wilson
Albeit it has a TOS goofiness into it (all films you listed are serious business), what do you think of The Fifth Element?
Jayden Ross
Oh, and you forgot Forbidden Planet.
Jaxson Johnson
No, Burnham doesn't deserve to be the captain.
"Michael, throw her out of the airlock."
"No, feelings are more important than all sentient life."
Once a mutineer, always one.
Jace Russell
I don't like it.
I like it.
Alexander Harris
sometimes I look up at the night sky and wonder which tiny dot of light is the planet full of suicide girls
Jordan Jenkins
It's earth you dumb dumb, and those girls can be yours if you actively work on bettering yourself!
Tyler Barnes
I googled this just to make sure it was satire and not a repost from reddit. Thank god even they aren't that bad.
Owen Sanders
>just be yourself bro
Landon Carter
I said be better than your current self, and homeboy in the pic went out of his mom's basement to be at that con so at least he's trying
Julian Perry
Helmsman, set a course for trashy trainwreck gf nebula. Bring us into orbit above Marlboro 6.
Jayden Ortiz
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1916)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
The Lost World (1925)
Metropolis (1927)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
Frankenstein (1931)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Satellite in the Sky (1956)
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)
The Time Machine (1960)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Barbarella (1968)
The Omega Man (1971)
Eli Sanchez
>no planet of the apes
>the non disney version of 20,00 leagues under the sea
top pleb @ u
Jackson Martinez
But just imagine how Michael must have felt to have been ordered to kill one of her best friends on the ship? That's a really hard thing to do; they served years together, and went through countless emotional ups and downs...you can't just kill a friend like that, not matter what the cost. Like Michael said at the end of Season 1, you can't give up the best of who you are or else you're not Starfleet. That's why she couldn't do it, and why the sly security officer had to do it instead.
C'mon user, you know it's heartfelt. The people on Reddit only pretend to like this series and its characters because it's the trendy thing to do right now. Given how popular this show is, it's like saying to someone on the street that you 'hate Game of Thrones' or something like that. Can you imagine the reaction? GOT has only gotten better with each season, and Disco is the same way; it gets better, and more popular with each episode, so if you're on Reddit you kinda have to like it or else you might be thought of as weird or lonely, like one of those incels we keep hearing about.
I may be stepping out on a limb here, but the writing on both shows has gotten significantly better since the early episodes. GOT is now really cool, and characters who were downtrodden for so long finally get to take command and show what a better world they can build. Same with Disco; we no longer have to see Tilly trying to learn, but now she actively does things that always help in significant ways. Same with Michael; she's no longer the person who no one but Lorca wanted on board...she's actually someone who even has the support of an Admiral (!).
Daniel Cruz
You don't need to improve yourself to access a prostitutes hole on internet. Only thing you need is cash. Only holes you can't access in the universe with cash are black holes.
Grayson Myers
To baldly go where no man has gone before.
James Thompson
Spock would say something about the needs of many.
Chase Perry
>low effort shitpost fueled by your sense of inadequacy
I don't expect much else from you.
Julian Baker
Expanding on it, that was the moment to think with her head, not her heart.
She doesn't have capacity to make difficult decisions. Airiam was dead anyway.
Wyatt Smith
Is that VF?
Hunter White
I figured your post was a Yea Forums tier >le old sci-fi films are kino post so I'll expand
Planet of the Apes (1968) is the gold standard of sci-fi as it was among the first to show the hubris of man in the nuclear age and had one of the greatest twists in the history of cinema up to that time
The 1954 version of 20,000 leagues under the sea added a much larger budget to the classic jules verne novel and provided much better acting with Kirk Douglas and Peter Lorre to give the novel justice, plus it adapted the "bad" ending for the protagonists
Brandon Martinez
Translation
>I felt threatened by your selection, so I'm trying to turn this into a pissing contest to prove who le superior film buff
You're a damned retard. Absolutely pathetic.
Cooper Garcia
But they at least had to try to save Ariam; after all, Kirk saved Spock, risking his life and career in order to do so. This is the same case; Ariam had at least the same influence and affect if not more on her crew than Spock did on his, so just because Spock would have believed the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one) doesn't mean it's correct. Spock learns the value of this later on after Kirk saves him.
It's been shown countless times on Disco that Michael has a far more developed sense of empathy than Spock, and remember how Sarek brought Michael to live at their home precisely to teach Spock empathy, which he was deficient in?
I don't mean this as a criticism, but you need to pay closer attention to the details in this show user; they're very clear to show that Spock has a lot to learn from Michael, and since Sarek chose to apologise to her at their goodbye in last week's episode, it's clear that even he had a lot to learn from Michael. It's nice to see these Vulcans accept the better judgement of a human for a change...their smug superior attitude just doesn't compare with the compassion that Michael shows, not only to them, but to everyone she encounters.
Noah Johnson
When do the new STD episodes usually appear on Netflix?
I'm not sure if I wanna stay up or not.
Ryder Williams
Calm down bud, I said I was wrong. I'm just saying it's odd that your selection was all before the 1970s and had nothing current like Ex Machina or Annihilation.
Adrian Lee
Should be at 8 or 9 EST, but I think it's dependent on the country and service etc. Can't wait, but I'll still be sad to see it go. Who do you think is the Red Angel? (Please don't say Michael...I'm sick of hearing that conspiracy theory...)
Christian Nelson
You're not fooling anyone, imbecile. Stop dragging down the quality of the thread because of your own insecurities.
Jaxon Powell
I still stick to my point that that particular moment was not the time to show compassion.
It maybe my autism, but I would have thrown Burnham out next for that.
Luke Gomez
So an hour or two from now, eh? Thanks, think I'll wait till tomorrow.
I don't think it can be anyone but Michael at this point, unless the mother un-died
Charles Jackson
Whatever, clearly you're not worth the effort.
Camden Garcia
It's time for you to leave /trek/, Veef.
Thomas Evans
The font on Leatherman's new Free line of tools looks like the TNG title font.
Jeremiah Davis
You too, baktag
Christopher Edwards
No.
Don't larp as me.
Also what's Klingonese for "pretty rad?"
Asher Evans
>someone posts stuff they like by request
>try to turn it into a dick measuring contest
Please just stop being so pathetic. No one asked you for your super original opinions about how Planet of the Apes and 20k Leagues by Disney is the best old movies ever because it's the only ones you've actually seen.
Joseph Harris
Those are some good movies though
Jackson Miller
>Veef
Don't steal my patented petnames, falseflagger.
Evan Walker
My favorite sci-fi involve distopyia like Farenheight 451. Is 1984 sci-fi? Fuck I love that book.
Christian Rivera
Ok, like I said, it's odd that they would only post movies before the '70s like >only old sci-fi is good. user followed up, I was wrong, that's it. No need to be a dick. But there are so many current better sci-fi I had to ask the question.
Kayden Baker
The movie was trash but 1984 is still one of my favorite books
Jayden Wilson
I've only seen the new ones and the marky mark one
the old one looks shitty and everyone already knows the twist so why bother
out of curiosity, are you the user who posts the furry cat girl from the animated trek series?
Jason Harris
No one cares. Fuck off, dick.
Sebastian Kelly
The Terminator.
Jin-Roh
12 Monkeys
Aliens
T2
Planet of the Apes '68
Predator
Alien
The Road
Dredd
Blade Runner
Zardoz
Road Warrior
Carson Wright
>the old one looks shitty and everyone already knows the twist so why bother
Because the journey is so good! When we see what happens to his crew-mates who can also speak, the whole cultural zeitgeist of how they kill the one black man who can speak for his people! It's just so on point for a 60s movie about the future! And how in the end it was nuclear technology that killed man and drove him back to the caves I don't see how you could not appreciate that fact. It is such a product of its time and so much more
Wyatt Gutierrez
Fuck me yourself you coward
Dominic Cook
Getting this triggered and replying constantly because someone called you a pleb is dragging down the quality of the thread because of your own insecurities.
Michael Allen
it's a boring snoozefest that only appeals to fragile white males
the new ones are badass tho
Benjamin Wright
>he's still whining
Pathetic.
Bentley Davis
>thinks Planet of the Apes and Kirk Douglas 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea are some of the greatest sci-fi films
>calls someone else a pleb
Genuinely funny stuff.
Alexander Lopez
I'm torn between left and right, is this bad?
Evan Perry
dude we should hang out and watch turbo kid together
the world gets wrecked in a robot war and the survivors are all cannibals and scavengers
some random kid finds a glove that shoots laser balls
like mad Max but with bikecycles instead of cars
I promise it's right up your alley brah
Asher Ross
I assume you have watched Brazil and City of Ember. I know the latter is a kids movie, but I liked it; fite me.
Lucas Allen
>Appears as a Klingon.
>Appears as a Vulcan.
>Turns out to be a Q all along.
Kayden Russell
Hi! Just stopping by to say you were too chicken shit to actually reply to me but that it's ok, we can still find ways to talk and disagree about things
Noah Clark
>internet tough guy mad he doesn't get (You)s for his off topic shitposting and pedestrian film experience
Gavin Powell
hi just stopping by to let you know if you're going to be an arrogant ass you also have to be funny and never put other people down otherwise you just look like a gigantic fucking tool and people stop posting because they hate getting replies from you okay have fun telling us about planet of the apes faggot
Lincoln Hill
Here's a reply, hope that doesn't ruin your Yea Forums experience you douchenozzle
Parker Long
Are y'all watching the season finale of Star Trek™: Discovery®?
Remember to watch it on CBS® All Access™!
Connor Rodriguez
just watch all the tv shows and movies besides jj's trek and STD
Noah Long
planet of the apes sucks
used to see ads for it next to star trek magazines and hated it for taking up space that could have been spent on star trek
hated it then hate it now
Alexander Scott
Star Trek is for plebs, discuss.
Owen Diaz
If I was in the US I'd buy Starlog backissues on eBay, but S&H kills me, even using a courier service to consolidate packages.
Liam Morales
>people stop posting because they hate getting replies from you
Anyone who stops posting because they might get insulted shouldn't be on Yea Forums in the first place desu
Jace Johnson
Not him, but you've been dragging on this off topic shitposting for over an hour now. Yes, it kills threads.
Isaac Morgan
I can't help it, I'm a sensitive soul. I fall in love with posters here and it pains me when they fight.
Connor Miller
This is him, honestly one chain of replies shouldn't kill a trek thread and if it does that just shows how little discussion was actually ongoing.
Austin Johnson
The reveal kills the rewatch value of the first one, my favorite is still Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.
Nathaniel Williams
>it's not my fault this thread was too weak to handle my incessant shitposting
Shitposter logic 101
Aaron Foster
You're the one dragging it on right now. It would have ended an hour ago if him could just deal with being called a pleb.
Wyatt Gomez
If that's the way you feel, more power to you. I haven't done a single thing to derail trek
Asher Thompson
>It would have ended an hour ago if him could just deal
grug mad grug love planet of ape me post shit unga bunga
Ayden Myers
>Planet of the Apes is the best old sci-fi movie ever
This is literally the most pleb statement you can make about sci-fi films.
Logan Howard
you dishonor yourself when you give your enemies (you)s
Angel Clark
>not understanding the usage of "him" after the other user referred to himself as "not him"
Top pleb.
Angel Miller
You're all faggots and this is exactly why generals are cancer.
Levi Kelly
>now he's accusing everyone of samefagging and failing at basic English
Brayden Brown
You're in a Star Trek thread, ST is the most pleb sci-fi series of all time.
James Gonzalez
>I promise it's right up your alley brah
Googled it. Sounds interesting. I do absolutely love B-movies as well. I suspect you might be interested in pic related. One of more obscure post-apocalyptic films. Two men who survived biological weapon apocalypse has wiped out mankind against the horrors of feminism, female sexuality and trapped in city sized underground bunker. It all started pre-war in cryogenic suspension experiment going wrong by bureaucratic mistake.
Isaiah Campbell
t. charlatan heston, screaming at a statue in the sand after acting like a retard for two hours
Asher Howard
GET your posts off ME you DAMN DIRTY SHITPOSTER
Camden Evans
Yeah don't give them (you)s just make a post giving them attention every time they post, that'll show them what's what and save the thread for sure.
Jacob Lee
Regardless do you like it or not personally first two Planet of Apes movies were good films. Enough thought provoking content and entertaining on top of that.
Henry Martinez
Sure, they are good movies. I like them quite a lot. But is also a true statement.
Alexander Ortiz
I miss denobulans
Asher Gonzalez
Fucking trannies
Levi Rogers
What are some episodes about dishonorable behavior by subordinates?
Elijah Torres
planet of apes? pfffft gay
star trek? pretty rad
Josiah Wood
Bones > EMH > Phlox > Bashir > Pulaski > Crusher
Brandon Thompson
I unironcially agree with this
Ayden Thomas
Everybody knows Chef is the best character in the whole franchise
Dominic Cox
t. thinks planet of the apes and disney 20,000 leagues are top shelf sci fi films
Dylan Foster
I haven't because it's always been really hard to find and expensive and I'm not sure I'm ready for Terry Gilliam. How is Don Quixote?
Camden Reyes
I'm on your side, laser brain
Thomas Thomas
>Don Quixote?
I can't tell because I'm yet to watch it.
Gabriel Nguyen
This is Tranya, I hope you relish it as much as I.
Gabriel Wilson
You call yourself a commie? Just pirate it.
Caleb Price
Even as a child, Clint Howard was one ugly motherfucker.
Kayden Garcia
Tyler Morgan
>child
But he is much older and wiser than you Captain. Come! Let him show you about his ship
Jaxson Wilson
>caring about what another man looks like
So are you gay or a woman? Because I can tell you neither is wanted around these parts
Noah Harris
Only a repressed homosexual would have made this post.
Mason Thomas
How many knuckles would you let him get in? Two or three?
Also did you know pics of Data with messy hair can make you piss yourself?
Alexander Miller
Real talk though the Corbomite Maneuver was an incredible piece of writing
Xavier King
Eli Diaz
girls don't like star trek
Jason Harris
they like cosplay and completely nonthreatening nerds who will worship them doing so
Robert Mitchell
girls will like what I pay them to like
Gabriel James
All you Trekkies and TV addicts
Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in yo'Grandma's house*
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud
*(get bent, the clean lyric is better in this case)
Josiah Morris
t. Mudd
Bentley Ortiz
Quit STD last season. Should I still stay away or are they headed in a good direction
Jacob Barnes
Should probably wait til it's over so the mads and shills won't influence your experience. You're not missing much.
Thomas Cox
Nope. Do you actually think that men started writing Kirk/Spock slashfic?
Jordan Kelly
Ok Mary Sue we get it
Blake Hernandez
>Do you actually think that men started writing Kirk/Spock slashfic?
Yes.
Ian Jones
You know, I watched Plato's Stepchildren the other night. I decided to give it another try because I honestly watched it maybe twice ever, and a long time ago at that. So I go to season 3, move past the tholian web, consider watching that instead because it's a baller-ass episode, and instead follow through on Plato's Stepchildren. Holy fucking shit I forgot just how absolutely retarded this episode was. The scary thing is it's not even the most ridiculous of season 3, but it's gotta be one of the worst. I mean, The Savage Curtain and Whom Gods Destroy are so bad they're entertaining and I've watched them plenty of times, but this episode is so fucking cringy I could barely get through it.
Isaac Young
You know for a moment I thought you were the guy who posts fake TOS episodes like Jupiter's Locket.
William Young
It's bad, yes. But not Spock's Brain bad.
Christian King
There's a girl who works at an indy video store I rent a couple movies from every once in a while and she's always watching Star Trek movies on the store TVs. I keep wanting to say hi and ask her about Star Trek but she always seems busy and angry.
Dominic Foster
Tell her she's normie trash for not focusing on DS9's Dominion War Arc.
Jaxson Jackson
I fucking wish that episode was a fake one.
The plot is pretty thin and stupid but you're probably right. Spock's brain is one of the dumbest episodes of the entire series.
Logan Young
>It is commonly believed that current slash fanfiction originated within the Star Trek: The Original Series fan fiction fandom, with "Kirk/Spock" stories – generally authored by female fans of the series – first appearing in the early 1970s.[1][4]
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Literally assault on masculinity by feminist and communist women. From the start to today.
William Thompson
Not only the entire series, but possibly the entire of Star Trek. Having Spock march around like that and McCoy controlling him with a remote is just preposterously dumb.
Grayson Garcia
Honestly the timing makes sense, with utopian idealism being pushed in the late 60s and 70s, plus the archetypes of the brash captain and stoic first officer engaging in these activities below deck. unf. tumblr could learn a thing or two of where they came from
Brayden Sullivan
STAH WAHS
Tyler Diaz
Why are women always writing filthy fan fiction? Are they all working for the CIA?
Ian Foster
just say hi and ask her what her favorite Star Trek is
Angel Sanchez
Daniel Clark
I'd say modern day tumblrinas are internet incarnation of that with difference that they are too scared to do LDS or to go to the conventions like 60's and 70's precursors.
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>Why are women always writing filthy fan fiction? Are they all working for the CIA?
MK ultra in action.
Gabriel Ramirez
Yes but the part with McCoy coked up on alien knowledge was kino
>tfw a CHILD could do it..A CHILD
Owen Evans
hmmm spooky if true
Hudson Howard
Spock's Brain is the epitome of Star Trek. It is Trek exemplified, distilled down to its purest essence.
Juan Ortiz
>lmao I just remembered how to do advanced alien brain surgery I can hook these synapses together no p
Brandon Watson
The ice age
Nathaniel Gonzalez
this post made me smile
Adam Phillips
One minor difference would be that instead of standing for free speech at UC Berkeley, they would be opposing free speech at UC Berkeley.... or at least support the opposition of free speech with twitter #hashtag or if they couldn't tweet, they would try to re-tweet or at least like it on twitter.
It is strange time we live in. It is almost like freedom is slavery and truth is a lie.
Evan Taylor
>let me tell you about this strawman I've concocted
Dylan Lewis
Jason Myers
agree, best 10 eps of orginal ST are as good as any writing ever even been on tv
Joshua Cruz
Why do women wear fucking nose rings? It makes them look ugly; like they have two metallic boogers hanging from their nostrils.
Dylan Carter
I still have a huge boner for Balance of Terror and The City on the Edge of Forever
Alexander Sanchez
You might need to tone down the glow a bit.
The truth is out there.
Those are my favorite two episodes of TOS.
Brody Morgan
>Those are my favorite two episodes of TOS.
I have gazed upon your eyes and I knew you was my nigga
Samuel Hughes
is STD good yet?
Jacob Williams
Man, he'd have been good at that.
David Watson
Wait why is the man cosplaying as Kirk but the woman is cosplaying as Fiona?
Ryan Clark
I think she has dressed as an Orion OC.
Logan Cruz
STD will never be good.
Christian Phillips
No
Bentley Hernandez
>Balance of Terror
Legendary submarine warfare.
Jordan Torres
It's so good!
Nolan Torres
just fuck my lunch up
Angel Evans
ToS had an interesting way of being largely made of stories that were clearly written elsewhere and then adapted to include the trek cast. I imagine that episode was pulled from a ww2 journal.
Michael Flores
hows it going lads
Isaac Lopez
Those are two of my top 5 which also includes A Taste of Armageddon, Journey to Babel, and Mirror, Mirror in no particular order.
Top notch highest quality pure undiluted Star Trek. It's excellent.
Matthew Smith
>Taste of Armageddon
Frighteningly relevant to today's world.
Jaxon Mitchell
jesus christ thirty years from now someone will be posting about how that's their waifu and someone else will be posting some alien crewman so horrific we can't even imagine what it will look like
this is the cycle we're all part of
trek will never be cute again
Ian Long
>Mirror, Mirror
haha that was a great one! I love what they did to Sulu, and how South Park made fun of it all those years later.
Jonathan Mitchell
Kind of bummed and feeling a little lost lately, to be honest. But coming here is how I weather the storm so I'm glad I get to be here with all of you talking about Star Trek and stuff.
Alexander Gomez
Unpopular opinion:
The Trouble with Tribbles was a massively overrated episode of TOS. It wasn't bad by any means, but it wasn't among the absolute best.
Josiah Lopez
>Unpopular opinion:
That's like saying hating ewoks is an unpopular opinion
Camden Reyes
proper STD thread proper STD thread
Levi Rogers
STD can suck a fat fucking cock and you can go die.
Evan Bailey
Those are 2 great ones. Wolf in the Fold, Errand of Mercy. The Devil in the Dark...
Henry Stewart
Pike has been carrying this season on his back when he goes, back to the shitter
Levi Hernandez
>proper STD thread
Cool thanks for segregating the undesirables, I’ll stay in the proper Trek thread.
Wyatt Davis
I just finished VOY and im in rage. The ending is absolute trash.
im glad seven got some injun dick, but the ending is trash.
Jayden Reyes
The whole series war pretty disappointing. The ingredients to be good were there, but they just did nothing with it.
Jaxon Thomas
yeah, Seven was a great add to the series, and there are really good moments, but in general, is not as good as TNG or DS9
the perfect ending it would be at least 2 episodes roaming thru the alfa quadrant in the aftermath of the dominion war and one last episode as epilogue.
Another thing.
>Alfa quadrant: patrician
>Gamma quadrant: interesting
>Delta quadrant: Nigger tier
>Beta quadrant:???
what info we have from that area?
Easton Jones
>I just finished VOY and im in rage. The ending is absolute trash.
Like all other Treks Voyager has its brilliant episodes. Lowest lows of it are without parallel in other shows.
>im glad seven got some injun dick, but the ending is trash.
Literally the worst possible relationship, but Injun demanded more stuff to do in the show. Doctor or even Harry Kim would have been better matched with her autismo.
ENT, TOS, TNG and DS9 are all over Alpha and Beta quadrants. It is so Earth centric that Earth is on the division line.
Dominic King
star trek is pretty rad
Elijah Watson
It is, Ewoks are adorable
Hunter Rodriguez
They're okay. Kinda cute, I suppose.
Cooper Walker
i want to temper T'pol's cold vulcan heart with my hot human cock
Tyler Barnes
Whenever I see Return of the Jedi I think of Star Trek. Sure, the Empire couldn't give two shits about cultural contamination, but it's appalling that Princess Leia, seemingly intelligent person just starts living with these indigenous creatures. Only C3P0 seems to have the slightest inkling towards a Prime Directive mentality with his inability to state that he is a god.
Kayden Perry
>control wasn't the borg in the end
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
John Anderson
Just be yourself and I'm sure things will work out fine.
Justin Martinez
based
Sebastian Morales
You can't outside of holodeck aspie.
Bentley Rivera
I'm pretty sure they collect the waste and decompiled its mass and turned it back into "raw" replicator matter. Sewage systems wouldn't even a be a thing in a setting with replicators. At most you have a way to get it out of sight before its turned back into "raw" matter with a backup tank in case the replicator fails.
Blake Richardson
Matter is broken down to basic chemical compounds, which is later used by the replicator to constitute other forms of matter. However, it takes energy to both dematerialize the matter into basic compounds and then to materialize as replicated material.
David Stewart
It was kino episode.