How the fuck was she so powerful? she was just an elf

she drinks my man milk every night

Age = power in LotR and she was the oldest elf left in Middle-Earth along with Círdan the Shipwright.
Plus she had one of the Three.

She did about as much as Gandalf did, though. None of the Three could really take the fight to Sauron directly, even if he didn't have the One. Galadriel's ring was used to keep Lorien safe, Gandalf's was more related to inspiring people to fight.

he deliberately chooses to fight like a man not a Maia, and he used his ring plenty of times, you just misunderstand what the ring of fire is, it's not about setting things ablaze (he does incinerate a few werewolves tho) it's about the metaphorical fire inside oneself. He uses the ring to save theoden and during the cavalry charge at helms deep to strengthen the riders.

Yes, she was born in Middle-earth, then went to Valinor, then returned to Beleriand with the Ñoldor after Fëanor sperged out over his rocks. She is probably the third oldest being living in the world after Sauron (who was a Maiar of Aule) and Círdan the Shipwright who was one of the first elves.

>Fëanor sperged out
How dare you

>muh silmarils
Go away, you kinslaying sperg

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I'm sure some fat 50 year old loser has a 5 paragraph answer for you.

Wasn't sauron elf too?

>(You)

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He was a fallen angel to Morgoth's Satan.

someone post porn of her right now!

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She is the most powerful/gifted elf of the most powerful/gifted subset of Elves, the Noldor.
Arguably Feanor was "better" than her in making shit and flipping the fuck out, but everything else she was as good as you're gonna get.
Old ass Noldor elves who have lived with the two trees are basically the same as Maiar, they have feats that rival them, and in the case of Feanor he surpassed even the Valar with his Gems..

You are literally wrong in everything you have said.
Gandalf did not choose to fight like a man, neither did any of the Istari, they were forced to be "men" by the Valar/Eru. They were forbidden to try and match power with Sauron because the last time the Gods had a brawl they nearly destroyed the planet.
And he was still more than a man, he was immune from ageing, sickness, hunger and all that mundane shit. He just was in a "real" body, so he couldnt do godlike stuff like walk into fire or shoot lightening from his fingers.

I'm not going to look it up since thats cheating in Lotr threads but didnt Gandalf shoot lightning at the Goblin King on the Hobbit books? Or maybe it was just implied, or that Glamdring made the lightning happen.

He was a Maia. Kinda like an angel if the Valar were Arch-angels.

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What caster level is Gandalf? I'm assuming around 7 since he used Sunbeam

She was taught some magical abilities from Melian in the First Age. She wasn't alone though. Most elves of the first 3 generations would be considered superheroes in the Third Age.

The movies kinda pushed it too far, though. In the books, the only feat she accomplishes is the demolition of Dol Guldur, but that's a parallel to what Luthien did in the First Age, destroying one of Sauron's stronghold in a similar fashion.

Unlike what the movies portrayed, she poses no threat to Sauron, and cannot teleport/vanish into thin air, like she does in front of Gandalf at Rivendell.

Like me, Gandalf could preform magic with his staff.

Level 1 wizard, level 1 fighter, level 10 sage, level 1 bard (every main character in Lotr has at least a level in bard)
Lawful Good
Race: Maiar (Human-form) = lots of stats

>All Gandalf did with his staff is push people away
I wouldn't brag about that, loser.

I know some Melanin Brother that would like to teach her things

>Arguably Feanor was "better"
>one is the most important character that have ever lived, probably reincarnation of Eru himself
>the other had nice hair
The same, yep

Would love to see a Nubian Prince make sweet love to her puffy vulva. Imagine if an Obsidian Emperor snatched her away from her gay husband and bred her like only a Toasted Cousin can do. The power of a well sculpted Mud Senator can't be underestimated.

Yes he did choose, nigger. He could have taken the ring, he could’ve joined Saruman, he could’ve refused to go, he could’ve chosen a lot of things and he chose to be the old wise man to unite the people, didn’t saruman bring down a storm upon them on the mountains? I thought they weren’t allowed to use powers

>well sculpted Mud Senator
Did you mean Scepter ? Either way I am laughing so hard I can't breathe.

>Didn't Saruman, the guy who sided with Sauron, bring a storm down on the mountains even though he wasn't supposed to?

oops. see

>you are forbidden from using your powers! You are to assist men not lead them
>okay but what if I don’t
>ya-Yamete

Guy invented the writing system that would be used by elvendom in the millennias to come. He invented magic lamps that work without fuel, he made jewels that were so fucking fresh even gods coveted them. He made up magic stones that are the equivalent of Skype. He stood alone against multiple Balrogs for days before being rescued, and when he later died of his wounds he literally combusted and turned into smoke.

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>Did you mean Scepter?

No, elaborate

Then he almost got his entire race wiped out. Retarded sperglord.

>Mud Scepter
It's a dick joke.

Was he a woman though?

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But using Senator is inherently funnier

Come on mate. What body part does a scepter Resemble?

I'm sure he would have invented sex change surgery eventually

All the Maiar would be older than her. So all the wizards, the eagles, the balrog, and probably Bombadil were older. I can't remember but possibly the ents were all older than her, since they were older than most of the elves.

>He made up magic stones that are the equivalent of Skype.
Man I remember even when the movies came out real time face-to-face communication over long distances still seemed so far off. It's crazy how far we've come.

he fucked up the goblins pretty good in AUJ

>D&D
git gud

Fuck off, Dwarf-fag.
Its implicitly stated that Galadriel learned all, yes ALL there was to be learned from the various Maiar/valar when they were teaching them shit. She was also the most athletic.

>the only feat
Again, fuck off you dwarf loving piece of shit.
There are literally about zero feats to all characters in the books, everyone just does vague shit, nothing really specific. Sauron has a bunch of feats, two are impressive and the rest are basically him jumping balls first on a clothing line.

Here, from memory i will list the feats worth listing;
>Feanor creates muh Silmarills
>two elves manages to 1v1 balrogs to a draw, where they both die
>Sauron talks his way into Numenor getting drowned
>Saruman manages to create a new breed of Orcs and build an army of them undetected.
>Denethor walks around with Chainmail under his clothes to keep fit, and at night he tries to troll Sauron with a Palantir.

Thats it. That is the complete list of impressive feats from the books.

she wasn't in the books

but there were many op-level elves who could wack up balrogs, dragons the size of a moon and even really hurt Morgoth

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>user makes no mention of dwarves
>He must be a dwarf-fag!
O B S E S S E D

>just an elf

t. manlet son of dwarf

All without a network. Imagine entangled devices. Batteries and electricity and the need of a network would be obselete.

>leeches of the elves
>kills his friend
>genocides an entire subrace of dwarves
>kills a dragon
>fucks his sister
>kills himself
>resurrects and kills morgoth 1v1
Is there anyone more based than Turin?

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Nope. Turin is a Chad's Chad.

>one is the most important character that have ever lived, probably reincarnation of Eru himself
>probably reincarnation of Eru himself
Nice headcannon you fucking disgusting ship-fag.

>Yes he did choose, N-word.
No, he didnt choose, C-word.
He could have taken the ring, he could have joined Saruman bla bla bla. He was still in Middle-Earth as a "man", which basically ment that he had 1-life. Once he was dead he couldnt reform like a Maiar without going back home and getting a body from his boss. Thats literally what happens when he kills himself fighting the Balrog. He dies and Eru sends him back again.
They can use all the powers they are able to, which isnt a lot since they have shit-bodies and not some ebin god-mode bods. Fuckface.

MUH SILMARILLS AND OTHER SHIT. Literally min/maxed and had 0-wisdom. Couldnt even build a boat, so he killed his cousins. Great guy.

I love how Tolkien decided that he'd be the one to kill Morgoth in the final fuckfest battle. Absolutely based.

She belongs to the very first generation of elves and was tutored by the valar themselves.

I think it has to do with his space-metal forged sword. Maybe that metal was sent by Eru himself, who foresaw that it would be used for this purpose.

Elves are fucking gay.

One of the oldest Elf left in middle earth, a ring of power and she trained for hundreds or thousands of years with a half Maia Queen Melony

Melony's spell the "Girdle of Melony" made the kingdom of Doriath Invisible and unapproachable to the minions of Morgoth for thousands of years. Galadrial copied it and the "Girdle of Galadrial" kept the minions of Sauron out, right after the battle at helms deep an army came out of south Mirlwood and the Necro tower and attacked Lorian three times but not get in

This. God damn I hate the elves.

What gift would request from Galadriel if you were in the fellowship? I'd ask for a humble gift of a pusy hair... she gave me three.

Against the Nazgul in front o Minis Tirtih when he went out to save Farmer he used Ray of Light which only hurts undead and the most evil

Feanor was probably taught for thousands of years by the Valor in Smith craft

Galadrial got her power up by one on one training with Melany

IIRC Galadriel's spell was basically a confounding spell that meant you could get past the trees, but couldn't actually penetrate into the forest, or leave. It's like you get lost and confused within the first real stretch of distance and just get picked off as the illusions and shit slowly separate you from your forces.

However it worked it was copied form Melony's Girdle Spell

Oh yeah I'm not denying that at all, just clarifying.

Melony may have taught her singing too, after the three attacks on Lorian her husband led an army to the Necromancer tower and she sang and the tower came down

SLAG
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She was a Nordor bitch.

Aaaaw. Its dead already.
Fucking shit board never fails to fail me.

Delicious.

Dark Galadrial

Number One cosplay for girls in a scoliosis brace

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I want her feet in my dick and face

What did she mean by this?

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>in my dick
Ouch.

Fuck you you fucking traitors ill drag you to hell mark my words

Has Tolkien achieved Legendary Greek levels of writing recognition?
It amazes me and warms my heart, that at any given board, any week, there's at least one thread about Lord of The Ring honest discussion.
Yeah, there may be also an income and tax meme thread, but there is also an honest discussion one.

One of her maidens to be my slave, then abandon quest to a distant land and fuck forever untill I die

God I wish that was me

Gross.

>Has Tolkien achieved Legendary Greek levels of writing recognition?
Probably not. If something happened, for example if chinese culture took american/western culture place as the "main thing", then in a century or two tolkien (and most of 20th century pop culture) would probably be forgotten for good. But otherwise, I think this shit is gonna last a loooong while still.

It's never gonna be greek level though, in a thousand years you won't have expressions in language that refer to tolkien mythology, unlike greek myth that has stuff like "opening a pandora's box" or etymology from greek characters or words that were integrated to most western languages.

He was only using 1% of his power

nice aryan milf tbqh