DUDE WEED

do britbongs really do this?

You just KNOW

Women literally cannot cum without being raped or simulating rape

Who was in the wrong here? ?

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damn they're actually based

They 100% ate each other out numerous times

Based

I feel like the part about them taking baths together isn't getting enough attention.

God damn that bitch is fucking HIDEOUS

>wine
>weed
>girlfriends
>netflix
>wanderlust

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They are lesbian lovers, aren't they?

I'll tell her my dick is a makeup brush and rub it all over her face them soap up her tight and tender tiny body

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KYS YOU FUCKING INCEL

>Faces of Weed

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did you get that meme from 2007?

this but unironically

Based

I lost my virginity with a girl with a hairstyle just like that one.

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British slags are the only breed of white women who continuously succeed at being worse than black women. What a feat, m8

Literally no way they weren't hooking up. Sounds pretty comfy in a degenerate kind of way.

Living like a NEET for most of the year with your girlfriend and not having to go anywhere or do anything other than consume media, food, weed and fucking each other when the feeling strikes.

I wish I had a meme for that kind of feel.

Quintessentially British

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

Yup
Our weed is disgusting though

Weed can't fix that face.

speak for yourself

>Our weed is disgusting though
Speak for youself, I get great stuff.

>Be on vacation in UK
>See Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>Like a graceful penguin with gout
>Follow her for a block
>Working up courage
>Gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>She spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>Stares intently for a few moments
>Then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>Quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>Head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>Look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>She shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>He slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>Starts rubbing at her crotch
>Brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>Look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
>Turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>Raped to death by a gang of Pakis

dude sneed lmao

Imagine admitting you smoke/smoked weed. May as well add in that you surf as well. Absolute gayest hobbies on earth. And anyone reading this who does this things. Fucking rot.

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Yall smoking the reggiest shit of all time over there rofl. Try west coast canada

Imagine being naked and high and touching each other and not having sex. Yeah it doesn't add up.

>Imagine admitting you smoke/smoked weed. May as well add in that you surf as well. Absolute gayest hobbies on earth. And anyone reading this who does this things. Fucking rot.
I rob banks too

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Actors are essentially neets. They spend a few weeks on set, maybe another week for a publicity tour, and then spend the rest of the year smoking weed and jerking off.

I want them to do a naked photoshoot together.

of course the cunt recording this for not spotting the difference between an ostrich and an emu

Just in case anyone was wondering what that Fanta bottle filled with a gross liquid is, that's a homemade bong. Big hits, but you're also smoking trace amounts of plastic that will make you both sterile and retarded and very likely give you cancer

Not the based emubro.

>we’d rub makeup brushes on our faces
"Faces", right, I've seen enough liveme leaks to now better

>decompressing the stress of being an actor
LMAO

>"We just used to sit there and eat"
I wonder what went wrong.

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>I rob banks too
I know guys that look the part for it but they're actually kitesurfers cause the waves are shit here but we've got wind out the ass.

Smoking weed is for absolute plebs. Literally the shittiest psychoactive substance, it's dirty, unrefined, and nasty. There are way better plants to smoke.

Okay this is epic

>vote bernie xDD fuck capitalism!
>just smoke weed dude xDD

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Our weed is grown in council flats by a bunch of vietnamese immigrants spraying it with chemicals and shit to make it artificially stronger

Just because you've learned to enjoy it doesn't make it good, the UK is known for shitty weed all around the world

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[slag intensifies]

That pretty cute actually. At least they weren't out slutting it up.

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absolutely based

S L A G S

Post Sneed everyday

I guess we now know why her cheeks exploded.

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>At least they weren't out slutting it up.
Hahahahaha dont tell me you actually believe this

sophie broke maisie, fucking slags

Find a better dealer you scrub. My bud is lush.

Absolute lad

Ugly and 6/10, they're not cops. Tuesdays at 4:00PM Eastern, only on TNT.

Shes on a quest to be as big a degenerate as possible.

Well Sophie did get fat so at least some of the time they stayed in.

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>Tfw pic related is my home town

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Dildo play

You should feel proud.

sophie turner looks full mid 30's slag there

>turn on TV
>DUDE WEED
>turn on radio
>DUDE WEED
>go on social media
>DUDE WEED
>watch YouTube
>DUDE WEED
Why is it that something pushed so hard by society is still illegal in most first world countries?

lol that bloke didn't pay the prostitute.

Conservatives

Just admit you're jealous that you're not a girl who has another girl to have fun with!

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Manchester is a city you flid

>"society"

the greggs really ties the whole image together

Autism

same, but proud

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>smoking and eating themselves into pigs
>cute
bruh

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sure thing zoom zoom

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M45 here. Enjoying a spliff in the garden whilst listening to my neighbours argue about who ate the last turkey dinosaurs.

The final red pill. If you believe anything else you’re either a virgin or your girl resents you for giving her a bad sex life.

*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Frame*

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What's wrong with surfing? I don't surf, but shit looks fun

Imagine still burning a fucking stupid plant

The future is oil pens. Unga bunga retards using fire magic on a ball of flora. Get a fucking 25$ 510 thread vape and find a guy that sells oil cartridges, you'll thank me

Holy shit what a legend

Whats the British equivalent of white trash?

Litterally le 56% face

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chav

It is. He's just fat and won't take his shirt off probably even on thw rare occasions he showers. Probably can't swim either

See

>falling for the vape meme this hard
Yikes

L U N C H A B L E S

This is what most young women do of all colours

It’s not going to be for long. They’re getting people primed for legalization.

wtf I just lost my job
thanks a lot,user

>"turner shares that she and williams had a very specific way of decompressing"
>its actually very general and basically what you would expect a modern woman to be doing on a given day

>still illegal in most first world countries
Name 5. And I'm positive it had nothing to do with a massive big money disinformation campaign in the 20's that other countries went with because America used to be a respected voice of global renown.

Weed is harmful and so are cigarettes. Ban them all or ban nothing.

Yeah they fucked

S L A G S
L
A
G
S

next to impossible to get in the UK

Imagine being elitist about sucking on a fucking 25 dollar piece shit with a battery glued to it

like wow, you can do some basic ass drugs and you're gonna brag about it? Retards like you are why nobody can talk about weed with people.

Monsanto

Found the early “adult”. How embarrassing

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It’s already de facto legal now in US, Canada, and AUS right? Not long before it’s fully legalized in the US and the rest of the first world will likely follow.