ITT: movies no one likes but are actually good

>two adult people holding steampunk weapons who are supposed to be hansel and gretel isn't a dumb concept
How old are you, kid?

That was fun.

It’s a movie

I didn't ask what the medium was, I asked your faggot ass how old you are.

>getting this heated over poses in a movie
Oof.

>u mad!
>Oof.
Little kid (25 or under) detected. I guess we now know why you eat shit and like it.

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>using parentheses
Oof.

Zoroastrian version please
>Conversely, xwēdōdah keeps the dēws away. In Dēnkard 3.80, it is told how every performance of xwēdōdah is a reminder to them of the first xwēdōdahs, which produced humans, their adversaries, and inflicts such doubt and pain on them that they lose the urge to harm and destroy them. In the list of advice ascribed to Zarathustra in Dēnkard 3.195, 196, we are told that, by performing xwēdōdah, the demons are kept away from men’s bodies and the Dahmān Āfrīn (Mary Boyce, DAHM YAZAD) is given room in them (ed. Dresden, pp. [54-55, 163, 165]; ed. Madan, pp. 74, 209, 211; tr. de Menasce, pp. 86-87, 203-4 no. 8; note that Mary Boyce’s notion (ibid) that the Dahmān Āfrīn represents the “prayer” is unlikely; rather, the Zoroastrian texts suggests it is an entity that contributes to the upholding of the cosmos [Pahlavi Rivāyat, ed. Williams, chap. 46.4], which Boyce regards as “scholastic schematizing”). The story of how Jam (Jamšid) gave his sister Jamag to a demon and himself wedded the demon’s sister is also in the Pahlavi Rivāyat. In other texts, Jamag refuses to have intercourse with Jam, but here, while Jam and the demon are drinking, Jamag switches places with the demon’s sister and sleeps with her brother, whereby the demons are chased back to hell (ed. Williams, chap. 8e). According to the Pahlavi Rivāyat, the first time one performs xwēdōdah, 1,000 demons and 2,000 sorcerers and witches die, etc. (ed. Williams, chap. 8f3).

>s-stop being white!

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>spic gets mad over movie posters and pretend he’s white
Jej.

>keeps regurgitating the "u mad!" meme which featured a black person because he doesn't understand that's not acceptable
Pretending you're making people mad on Yea Forums doesn't make you any less impotent IRL, toddler. It's time for you to self-assess.

But you are mad.

This post sounds like it was written in 2008

It wasn't bad, not great, Van Helsing was far better, as was Solomon Kane due to sone individual set pieces (especially the church scene), but goddamn getting to look at Gemma Arterton in that outfit for a whole movie elevates it to another level.

>regurgitates nog memes
So 10 years before you got here?

I’m not. I’m reminding you of what you wrote.

By posting memes that featured black people. You really need to be more self-aware if you want to keep posting here. You're already putting off major election tourist from reddit vibes.

She looks amazing

Yeah they usually put screenplays on paper
Yeesh

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I’m posting your post number.

The fact that you think that post is angry kind of makes me think you legitimately have autism. You're treating Yea Forums like it's serious business. Stop being so new, OK? Can you do that for everyone who isn't new?

>THESE POSES MAKE ME WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WAR BECAUSE I HATE THEM
Sounding a little pissed off.

What is it with zoomers and not answering simple questions when asked?

Why do you get mad over posters?

>trolls trolling trolls

>answering questions with questions
VERY effeminate behavior.

Answer my question Pedro.

Answer mine first. Then learn where commas go, illiterate effeminate.

Yeah but this movie was actually entertaining

Seek Psychiatrist

>literal LOL GRAMMAR MISTAKE ARGUMENT
Seethe Pablo. Typing as slow as possible won’t make you white.

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>t. phonetard
Not a great endorsement.
>this IP has already posted in the thread and found no issue with the post until now
Samefag.
>Seethe
Gay.
>still can't figure out where the commas go because he's not from a first world country (anglophone) and his parents are poor

They had waaaay to much sexual tension and chemistry to be siblings
Still a great movie tho

>forgets the period.
YIKES. The absolute state of Pedro.

>YIKES
>more gayspeak
Yes, keep digging by regurgitating FotM buzzwords, third worlder. That'll prove to everyone you're not just some brown-eyed outsider.

>keep digging by
That’s not a real expression.

i wish they would of just gone full on incest instead of beating around the bush
its the purest form of love

>"people" who don't natively speak English and are from third world countries know what our expressions are or aren't
Funny joke. That's not how the world works.

it's a reference to digging your own grave, you fucking monkey

It's Renner's face. It's just so punchable.

It actually refers to digging a whole so deep that it collapses in and you end up burying yourself.

So she's between his back and the weapon he's holding behind his neck? Looks uncomfortable.

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Why don't Americans like Renaissance Dark Fantasy stuff? Is it too European for them? All these moviesbombed hard, also pic related.

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Boobies

It looks like Twilight tier shit marketed to teenage girls. Why do non-Americans like things made for non-adults? Is it the nanny state mindset?

Wowowow champ, don't shart yourself!

>the nanny stater has no answers
What a surprise.

Edgy. But I'd recommend checking it out, as it is pretty entertaining fantasy flick.

t. the home country of capeshit

>t. doesn't know how the t. meme works or when greentext is appropriate
We're also the country of everything else you watch. Not a good argument, dunce.

Is this this most Reddit post on this board ?

The practical effects were top notch
youtube.com/watch?v=kjM4s7AI9uE

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>shart
You're from India, right?

>not white enough to know how to use question marks
>calls things reddit out of context because he doesn't actually know what words mean here
Post less, brown eyes.

It's a solid Vampire action film

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Is there a way to ban non-white people from posting on this board?

Short of user accounts and DNA test requirements to start one, no.

supernatural is popular with chicks too. roasties like guys fighting evil. it reminds them relationship.