Truman has not spoken to another human being in 4 months

>Truman has not spoken to another human being in 4 months
It was a fucking close call when Truman almost raped that woman. Luckily he's too pathetic to even get that right.

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>truman gets up every day thinking he's gonna start working on that paper now
>doesnt
>tomorrow surely

These episodes are getting stale. Worst arc so far.

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Wasn’t Truman supposed to be learning Japanese? Did the writers forget about that?

I hated the series finale. It's clear the whole thing was staged, and actors were getting tired. We all know Coltran and Gill were getting pretty worn out, and bringing back Truman's dad was such an asspull.

Truman seems to spend a lot of time researching suicide methods instead of his chosen subject.

That episode was so kino.

>Anything after the College sage being kino

I thought it was French

I liked that episode where Truman decided to get a job, made enough to move out of his parents' place, and got a qt gf. It was nice and heartwarming

I don't get the reduction in stage quality. Why is everything more washed out and faded in definition? Does the age of the sets show? Does it never get replaced?

yeah and the scene where he wakes up afterwards and almost kills himself with the gun he keeps in his nightstand was really heartwrenching

Everything since the first few school years has been misery porn.

>its another "truman penetrates his alcoholic single mother when she pass out from drinking, cums on her thigh and then cleans it up with his shirt" episode
why does he keep doing this? do you think he'll ever get caught?

Truman should be careful to not pass on his genes. Nobody deserves that kind of suffering.

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>that episode where Truman stayed up until 4am just sitting on his bed and screaming

>Truman meets up with a friend from high school who achieved more in literally every aspect and everybody in the room can feel it
>Trumans inner monologue about how lucky he is to be permavirgin since his gf would probably have cheated on him
Shit writer

>Truman is just a paid actor and his life follows a tightly scripted storyline to pander to the maximum amount of viewers
>people voice their doubt on social media and are immediately drowned in a sea of positive comments from paid shills

That's fucking hot

I'M LITERALLY THINKING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS POST MADE ME.

>top notch non-invasive neural imaging technology makes his inner monologue audible

>piece of shit, stupid piece of shit

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THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES

Take it to /r9k/ you whiny faggots

I still don't get how this show survived the first season. It was all baby dicks and poopy diapers, Must have been the fetis crowd who kept it alive.

stay toastie, roastie

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>spring episode. It hurts when buds bloom

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I really hope this is some kind of joke and the irony is lost on me because if true, even for Yea Forums standards thats fucked up

>even for Yea Forums standards thats fucked up
Silly you

You're a long way from home 4channer. This is 4channel. We don't fuck around (except of course)

>Truman could go on a date with a 7/10 in the next city over, but as he sits in his underwear and thinks on it, he realizes that due to anxiety, health issues, and general depression he can barely function at a level that keeps him alive and the show he puts on when he has to go out of grooming, dressing well, and acting well adjusted, isn't going to be something he can maintain long enough to date properly. Even if he could, he's unemployed, poor, and still lives at home into his thirties, and he is certain that will never fly even if his reasons are good.
This show would be better if I could just watch the highlights.

Cocain my lad
>unemployed
Claim you do online trading
>poor
Jobbing until you find edu
>still lives at home
Yeah that's kind of unfortunate so all the more reason to fix your career.When was the last time you been to the unemployment center?

>Truman gets a slight cold every time the seasons change
>fears he has AIDS because of that blowjob he gave two years ago to those guys from grinder

based reddit off topic cringe since day one

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>off topic
>reddit
oh the ironing. I love it when newfags expose themselves

I actually am trading. In the next couple of years I'll either lose a few $k or be able to afford my own house. Since I have nothing to really lose I've put all my eggs in one basket, stupid as that often is, in the hopes that I'll at least be able to buy myself a cuckshed outright to rot in. It will at least raise my chances of attracting a mate long enough to get a baby or two into her. And really at this point in my life thats only only genuine want. Family to sit by my deathbed someday.

kinda surprised he found the cure to cancer before they distracted him at his work with just enough time to send crew into his house to steal the research. made for a cool season after tho, seeing truman scream in the streets was cool.

>it's a Truman listens to shitty early 00s trance and thinks about how he could've made life better for himself in primary school episode

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Move to Aus

>it’s a “truman becomes radicalized by online propaganda and begins planning a mass shooting so the producers have to run clip shows while he gets deprogrammed” episode

Who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

>that episode where Truman's waking hours are so different from the job centre's hours he tries to pull an all nighter, but falls asleep after making a coffee at 7 am
I laughed

>It's a truman had his finger stuck in a car door for 10 minutes due to buying a shitbox with a broken lock.
>He then uses his fucked finger as an excuse to not do anything productive

Man these filler episodes are killing me.

You are all just kidding right? You aren't this pathetic right guys?

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Any particular reason why? Aus sounds hot and unpleasant, and you have to have something going for you to emmigrate, when I'll have at best $120k in the bank once in my life.

>it's a Truman tries to ask his best friend out but she once again says she's busy
When does this even go on? They were also close to making out not too many episodes ago!
The directors are clearly blueballing us.

>It's a Truman posts another funny video into his group chat and no one responds, making him question if he's a annoyance to his friends.

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roll redditbros

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I believe his point is that Reddit likes to come to Yea Forums and spam off-topic shitposts. Reddit to them is the place where you actually engage in discussion (and maybe see some EPIC Yea Forums MEMES :D), Yea Forums is just their trashcan for low-effort shitposts/spam.

Maybe Truman's friends just didn't find the video to be that funny

>people voice their doubt on social media and are immediately drowned in a sea of positive comments from paid shills
please elaborate

ecks dee give me
renee

>Yea Forums standards

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rolling for linda

>Renee
I want it

Let's see

Are you kidding me

Fuck reddit, rolling anyway

waifus are gay

Come on, it's obvious he was already catching on to it, give them some credit they were just trying to keep him stable.

*steals your soul*

Cmon illegal twerk!

kek

Are you kidding me

Ok

Redditor you really have no fucking idea what site your on. It's almost cute, like fucking a baby puppy that really wants it.

>it's a numan doesn't believe he's on the truman show because he watches reruns of the truman show

Dykwya faggot?

>muh ebil dark Yea Forums
cringe
also
>It's almost cute, like fucking a baby puppy that really wants it
wut

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which was your favourite episode?
my personal all time favourite was the one where he tried to have sex with that toaster and mulitlated his penis for the rest of his life

That shits funny, and important

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>Die yogurt knees white yikes aids faggot?

Roll time

>it's a truman went on holiday alone for his birthday to try to have a good time, coughed sitting in his hotel room and realised it was the first noise he'd made in 3 days episode

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Think about it, like a really exited puppy but it wants your dick. Double the cute.

>its another Truman wanks for 2 hours episode
He really needs to get a prostitute or something

>it's a Truman go-to streaming site stops working and he tries using a different one that's really common and spends 4 hours watching a 2 hour film episode
Christ Truman, doesn't he have better things to do?

What does any of this have to do with reddit my edgelord friend?

>its another Truman cries after flapping to pics of his mother episode

Getting pretty tired of it, lads.

>after flapping to pics of his mother
Like... flapping his arms like wings?

>its a Truman is in love with gill's wife and she asked him if she left gill would Truman date her and Truman says no, despite wanting to, because he cant lose gill as a friend episode

I don't think Truman should worry too much. Not every joke can be funny.

Pls gib criminal gf

Give me the prophet or mastermind

Well she's kind of cute I guess

>faggots don’t even know how to do Truman threads anymore and just blog about themselves

Fuck this garbage can board on this shit stain website

>It's a Truman opens up about his deteriorating mental state to some friends and they make him feel loved and cared for, helping him a bit
Now if only he'd do something to improve his life

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>it's a Truman finishes his thesis and gets his MSc episode
This shit was great. You watching reruns or something?

>It's a Truman lashes out at anonymous posters on an anonymous Taiwanese finger-painting forum
The writers are just phoning it in at this point

I'm going to be honest I've been fapping to beast porn all day and I didn't cum before posting

>It's a Truman can't get persecuted for his child pornography collection since him being in prison would ruin the series episode

is learning french even worth it?

Truman wakes up and take shit then shower

>he doesn't flap his arms and makes chiken noises whenearver he sees a pic of his mom
why don't you love your mom user?

c'mon 666

No no Truman was learning Spanish but only uses a translating website as a crutch now

oui

What are you going to do with it ? Become a teacher or a translator or something ?

28-30 get

roll

win

>it's a Truman spends more time reporting posts than he does making posting even though he realizes it's hardly an inconvenience to other Trumans episode

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avoir des relations sexuelles avec une femme impressionnable

>It's a Truman keeps thinking about that cute 14yo girl from his German classes all night and realizing what a weird man he turned to be at his late 20's episode

>even for Yea Forums standards thats fucked up
SMELLS LIKE NEWFAG IN HERE

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bonjour monsieur je ne parle francais so please vous parle anglais.
I live in a third world country and speaking english doesn't net me money or pussy so i'm kind of demotivated to learn another language.

>it's a "truman wakes up covered in vomit with a horrible hangover, instantly starts drinking vodka to make himself feel better, sits at the computer without doing anything productive for the whole day, goes to buy more booze and finally passes out and vomits all over himself" episode
It was kinda fun at first but to repeat the same episode for years...

rolling for 99

I remember you, do you not have health insurance?

I don't respond to videos even if they are funny

you guys sneed to get help

It's a Groundhog Day crossover arc, the only twist is Truman still gets older

Someone should tell Truman that a hangover is only somewhat severe dehydration. If he hydrates properly before and during his drinking, he'll never have another hangover again. Truman should probably enjoy his favorite sports drink, such as Gatorade or some other, during his binging, Or maybe some nice fruit juice, since sodas and other caffeinated drinks tend to dehydrate as well.
As a functioning alcoholic, I know this would help Truman a lot.
If only someone could let him know.

Underrated

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I got shit taken care of, but my finger is fractured, has some shit torn, and gonna lose the nail, but after 3 weeks the swelling has finally gone done. I'm gonna keep the finger thankfully, just all kinds of fucked for the next few weeks.

learned to love voice to text tho lol thanks for asking user

best movie of all time.
>at least top 5

>After the show ended, Truman got an underage gf and moved out to the country outside of the spotlight

>it's a truman goes out with coworkers and still cant work up the courage to talk with the cute girl and ask her out
I don't think truman even knows how to do it

Is your finger splinted? Not a lot you can do for digits, but if you tape it to the fingers next to it it'll help the healing. The nail will grow back, especially if it came off completely, or fell off on its own.
Not that user btw.

this is perhaps the hottest thing I have ever read in my entire life

faggot shut up

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>its another truman gets a i missed my period text from his gf episode
>surprise text from his cousin who also texted the same thing after a night of experimenting

i'll check those digits for you lonely man

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