/got/

They forgot. Plain and simple. They could've easily made that confrontation scene and replace it with some of the filler bullshit scenes in the first episode like the eunuch joke, but nope.

You ARE supporting Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, aren't you user?

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They don't care, would take precious time away from ball jokes

>you take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes, why is that ?
>because I have balls... and you don't :^)

>how did you survive a knife to the chest
>i didn't :^)

>what do dragons eat, anyway?
>whatever they want :^)

>Iive never ridden a dragon
>you learn by riding a dragon :^)

>what do I hold onto
>whatever you can :^)

>we could be a thousand years here :^)
>we would be pretty old

>it's cold
>so keep your queen warm :^)

>If you want a whore, buy one, ff you want a Queen, earn her :^)
>whores herself about 30 seconds after saying that

>they're stubborn as goats
>a goat bleets on screen

>she thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>she's the smartest person i know :^)

>you left me to die
>first I robbed you :^)

>always knew you were just another rich girl
>you don't know any other rich girls :^)
>*walks away*

>joffrey's wedding, dismal affair
>it had its moments :^)

>jon and dany make out
>drogon watches intensely
>jon look nervous

>glovers betrayed us
>*angrily throws his gloves at the table*

>theon rescues yara
>she headbutts him the moment she's set free because female dominance :^)

was it autism?

Ni

Preston "his wife is asian" Jacobs

i support sam in BTFOing her to the public and installing jon as the rightful ruler

They didn’t have Ghost greet Jon bruh

How the FUCK do the Lannisters have any soldiers left?

Was there really a need to have Rhaegar annul his marriage to Ella just so Jon could be a legitimate son after all?

Jon has repeatedly said he doesn't want to be king. It'll maybe happen if she dies.

God I hope she dies.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Blessed image

This #teamsam
STAB THE BITCH REGAIN HONOUR

the best way to enjoy game of thrones season 8, is to watch it with a friend and laugh at the dumb writing.

I'M THE BEST THERE IS
PAST
PRESENT
AND FUTURE

MORE WINE

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Give me your best scenarios to What If Tyrion was not freed by Varys and Jaime, then Tywin pardons him and sends him to the Night Watch (without trying to have him killed on the way) and Tyrion reaches the Wall and becomes a member of the Night Watch

What happens differently on the show?

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>Westeros doesn't need to be a monarchy, let the people decide!
>Show ends with how great democracy is and everyone lives happily ever after
the end

So what was the point of revealing she's over 400 years old?

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The blonde bitch burns king's landing.

>considering he was probably the most hated man in all of the North up until the Red Wedding and the most shameful?
He didn't even do anything wrong

Name your top ten characters:

Oberyn > Tywin > The Hound > Jaime > Papa Cuck of the Nerd watch, Jeor Mormont > Mace Tyrell (motherfucker was dumb, but he know how to live. Jolly cunt.) > Bobby B > Bronn > Cersei > Robb.

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to make the male audience feel weird for being attracted to her, you can't have attractive female characters who don't constantly smark and treat people like shit

She ignores Tyrion at almost every turn so it wouldn't have played out particularly different.

Becomes Jon's adviser when he becomes Lord Commander, helps navigate the political issues with his wildling policy, either wins Ser Allister over or (more likely) prevents their treasonous plot and has them all executed

i need more ideas for robert baratheon photoshops

>The Golden Company will take care of the White Walkers

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counting dead characters?
>jaime
>tywin
>tyrion before D&D turned him into a muppet

Alliser Thorne tries to throw him off the Wall for making him wait around in King's Landing for months.

I thought they might have used it in S7 as a plot device for her to remain in winterfell without jon and davos knowing

dead meme, unfortunately

Photoshop Boaratheon tusking Viseryon above the frozen lake.

Also another variation with boaratheon being thrown by the nightking at the dragon.

What happened to the women who streamed the episode one hour before it aired?

1:Beric
2:The Hound
3:Tyrion (pre Daenerys)
4:Ned
5:Stannis
6:Davos
7:Jon Snow
8:Jaime
9:Bronn
10:Oberyn

BASED Viserys

The one rightful king. Fuck Stannisfags

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Joffrey Death Squad

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>1:Beric
My man

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1) Jorah (I like his voice, fuck you)
2) Tywin
3) Jaime
4) The Hound
5) Bronn
6) Viserys
7) Drogo
8) Beric
9) Kevan
10) Theon

the 2 year gap suited their inability to write perfectly

by the time it was over and this episode aired all they had to do to win over normies again was simply have an episode where everyone just chit chats

President Drumpf used the Game of Thrones font in a tweet and now everyone's getting butthurt...

in no particular order
>jaime
>stannis
>tywin
>beric
>theon
>tyrion
>davos
>hound
>bronn
>jorah
some of these characters were fucked hard by d&d but i still like them

Beric is a good shout, but having gone back and watched the first series again, Ned is a serious retard. He should have marched back north at the crossroads the moment Robert sided with Cersei over the direwolf.
Half a brain cell would have told him fat bobby was sinking and dragging him down by the ankles

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youtube.com/watch?v=uVpZksLdkyw
I miss robb

the only correct tier list of alive characters

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It was capeshit quip infection

1. Viserys
2. S1 Jaime
3. Tywin
.
10. the rest

>arya
>good tier
where are you shitposting from, maisie, i thought your home burned down?

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name ONE plot hole from this season so far

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"A republican famous for previous cover-ups is covering for a republican president who appointed him. Sounds legit!"

imagine this scene written now with the quips, jokes and smirky badass one-liners

>how did you survive a knife to the chest
>i didn't :^)
That one wasn't too bad

Jorah's voice is pretty OP. Have you heard the actor speak IRL? He jumps up an entire Octave and sounds like a right pussy.

Randyll Tarly though, now there's a voice.
Ah shit, I forgot him. He should have been top of my list.

Theon? Theon legit had everything coming to him. I hope someone executes him when that bandy-legged man-cleft shows up at Winterfell.

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>Books
Stannis
Jaime
Beric
Jon
Addam Velaryon
Cregan Stark
Aemon Targaryen
Robert Baratheon
Ser Arthur Dayne
Rhaenyra Targaryen

>Show
Stannis
Jaime
Beric
Jon
The whore on the Titan’s Bastard’s knee
Melisandre when topless
Robert Baratheon
Ned Stark
Viserys Targaryen
Thoros of Myr
Honorable mention to Daenerys when naked and Missandei when naked

That's what you get for watching your character to have more range.

Virgins and reddit retards post top 10 lists filled with old straight white males. Most of them dinosaurs are dead, losers of game of thrones.

I pity them because they hate women. In the end they will realise that they wasted years on got because grrm is a feminist.

Here is my top 10 non.incel list
SANSA
DANY
MARGAERY TYRELL
MISSANDEI
MYRANDA
CERSEI
ROSE LESLIE
THE WAIF
MELISANDRE
Lyanna mormont

Fuck I forgot BASEDraven, add him to the books list above Beric, remove Rhaenyra

>Be Dabid Benioff
>write a death scene for a character that’s been on your show for four seasons
>praise the actor’s delivery in the scene as one of the best performances in the show’s run
>realize only during editing that while amazing it is completely out of character for this person to have opened up like this before stopping himself
>regretfully cut the scene and shelve it never to be seen by the public, not even as a special feature on a Blu Ray
>Praise the actor and character you have shit on for years in Behind the Episode not for anything that actually is in the show but for the amazing and powerful lines you cut out in editing
Seriously what in the fuck is this guy’s problem?

Ned had to go, to investigate the claim that Jon Arryn was murdered.

Tywin lives, ergo the Faith Militant don't become a problem
Tyrells and Lannisters vie for power in King's Landing
Sansa has to remain incognito in the Vale
Tommen becomes King after his regency under Tywin ends
Dany probably keeps fucking about in Mereen, and if not, faces a stronger Westeros, although the Dornish would still be on her side

I liked Ned because he always tried to do the right thing and never had any ulterior motives, he felt like a true honorable man who got screwed over by his own code and trust

what character?

>Have you heard the actor speak IRL? He jumps up an entire Octave and sounds like a right pussy.
What the fuck man, why did I look that up
It feels so weird, you recognize the voice, but it feels so off

Ned was a brainlet and decided the Lannisters killed him. Shoulda known better than to play detective.

Picture is Jon as a Targ.

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Beric's actor is Irish. I watched him in another show and his natural accent is so jarring that I couldn't get into it.

Based

You mean Jorah?
Or does Beric's actor also suffer from that?

I'm sorry. It begs the question why doesn't he just use his Jorah voice all the time... He's not even gay.

I mean Beric also suffers from it.

Not but I'm guessing he's referring to Stannis

I reckon Salladhor Saan will somehow end up on the throne with Davos as his hand.

to fuck over stannis even after death

It was nothing more than a fuck you to George for making them write their own ending.

>glovers betrayed us
>*angrily throws his gloves at the table*
Ok this is epic

i guess he gave you an idea unless you were samefagging

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>Everyone on winterfell battlements
>Sun has just set
>Battle against NK about to begin
>Davos: "its going to be a LONG NIGHT"
>*dabs*

Ser DABos MEMEworth amirite?

I thought magic didn't even work before the dragons, how did she get so old without it
Maybe it's actually just progeria?

Written and directed by DABid and DABid

The lord of light works in mysterious ways

At this point if that was a direct quote I would believe it and not even be surprised.

No one in the entire north who are all somehow able to stay few while holed up in Winterfell cares about the exiled slaver jorah still being alive.

Also Bran just stayed up all night and somehow didn't freeze to death
HE'S GOT NO FUCKING LEGS

magic was weak not non existent, when the dragons where born it started to regain strength.

Who’s she shooting at?

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Probably because has to focus on keeping a certain accent and tone
Get's exhausting after a while

I get your point, altough it's not nearly as jarring

Why didn't that white walker kill sam in the snowstorm in season 2?

Reminder Patchface and Hodor are The Lord of Light and The Great Other

Jaime I imagine

were* sorry im a retard

>Lieutant Bran, you've got no legs

King who cared

Yes it’s what happened with Stannis’s death scene when Brienne brought up Renly and Stannis asked if she believes in the afterlife she says she does, he says he doesn’t but if there is he’s going to Hell now anyway so tell Renly I’m sorry for me but then he tries to tell her to apologize to Shireen for him but he starts to lose his composure and cry and that’s when he originally said “go on do your duty”.

My fuhrer, the golden company already fled and the elephants became undead.

>88
HONK HONK

>Night King marches south
>finds Stannis' corpse
>resurrects him
>because asspulls, Stannis manages to regain his consciousness
>reks NK's shit hard
>does his fucking duty and claims his throne with the undead army
>rules forever because he's a based ice zombie

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Aaaagh...

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based aagh poster

Deh

At this point I'm not even sure Weiss read the books.

>heard ian glen speak for the first time outside of jorrah
what the FUCK

>we would be pretty old
actually a hysterical line

>he's a based ice zombie

So still the same character.

now do catelyn

>88
The Lord of Light is with us

Kings Landing plot basically became irrelevant after Cersei nuked half the population.

Who will become 1000th Lord Commander?

I'm more of a SHANSHAAAAAAAAAAAA type of man

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The night king

He'll change his mind after he sees what kind of a shithole this side of the wall is, go back and repair the wall.

>Mein Fuhrer... the golden company... the golden company didn't bring any elephants, they just have 20k men and 2k horses.

What's worse is that you already know they will shit out some "clever" one liner before they actually do.

Renly wouldn't be in heaven you silly goose.

Daenerys so she can have another title.

DABID

"The gods made men to fight, and women to bear children. A woman's war is in the birthing bed."

Why was Randyll Tarly so based?

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>sansa's the smartest person i know
ummm??? lol?

i watch this show with my sister who's basically the 'yaaas dany arya slaaaay' stereotype and she asked me what the fuck is wrong with arya to say that

when even the lowest of plebs realize how shit the writing is, you know a new low has been reached

If we were not so innocent we should have seen the wood of the pyre just below his feet when he delivered that line. And it's a fucking shame.

Preston "I'm a feminist" Jacobs.

>annul marriage
>with 3 children
are D&D legitimately retarded?

She continues to shitpost on twitter about YASS QUEEN SMART SANSA OMG WE STAN

the shittiness of /GoT/ is legendary

Am I the only who confuses Magic Cock and Hammer Boy all the time

where was cockboy this season?

PLS KISS MY WIFE MY QUEEN

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/got/.

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Nope you're not.

Fucks sake I have to dig deep into my memory to even remember who these people are. Before they appeared in last season they'd not had a scene for like 4 seasons.

You reminded me to check if he had uploaded, and it turned out he had 16 hours ago. I cannot believe I wasted a day on this site and then missed the discussion about his video.

THIS THREAD STINKS OF MANURE!

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h-hi anons

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He was standing behind Sansa in the opening and then wasn't seen again.

/got/...

she was such a headpat slut
what happened?

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>McShane shows for one episode
>out acts the entire cast immediately

I'm sure he didnt
He always seems completely oblivious, compared to Benioff at least

>cat got restructured in the books
>dead in show
really makes me THINK that dabid doesn't give a shit about the books

did arya sleep in jons bed when they were younger?

would pound

NOOOO WHYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's Zombie Cat's role going to be in the books anyway, becoming some undead queen to the Night King if he exists in the book?

at the time yes. but out-acting tywin and oberyn i'm not so sure

might we see your feet?

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Maisie Williams is a feminist's wet dream. Living proof that you don't need to be remotely attractive to be relatively successful.

i think some blind analogy about how revenge is bad the way she probably hates brienne
and jaime(even though jaime had nothing to do with the red wedding

OF COURSHE

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Revenge on the Freys instead of Arya teleporting behind them and killing them all

i miss joffrey bros...

NO NO PLEASE NO NOT HERE I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE

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Frey/Lannister massacre, day of the rope for the Spicer clan, revenge bad, Jaime and Brienne get traumatized, punished Jaime gets the final push he needs to brutally murder Cersei after he gets faced with direct consequences of his old crimes, possible reunion with Arya which drives Arya away from her revenge psycho path after she puts Cat to rest.

things probably would've been different
I doubt based Joff would've let the high sparrow earn as much influence as he did with Tommen
and we might still have trial by combat

She's going to be involved with the rescue of Sansa from the Vale: The confrontation with Littlefinger will give Catelyn revenge on the man who killed so much of her family, and the reunion with Sansa will allow Catelyn to lay the source of her angst to rest, so Lady Stoneheart can die in peace.

And the reunion of Lady Stoneheart with the daughter that most took after Catelyn in looks and temperament will provide horrific contrast to what Lady Stoneheart has become.

>talk to friends about how maybe game of thrones isn't as good as it used to be and give examples of poor writing
>'it's just a fun show bro stop paying attention'
the more i hear this, the more i believe they're right. it's just not worth trying to make sense of the mess d&d have created, i should just get stone drunk for every episode and laugh at the cock jokes with them

Bongistani genetics happened.

how long has jaime been travelling

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at least a month, at least that was how long it was in the first season and the books

Could the goblin assassin beat the Legend of Gin Alley?

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this movie was really solid

No.

Wait a fucking minute. How is this nigga already in winterfell before the NK? Literally fucking how?

Only good answer was autist Bran's "almost"
I'm doing a rerun and it all went to shite at S5

it's just a show, dude, just turn off your brain! XD

How is Littlefinger getting out of his deal with the Royces?

Can someone explain the beef between Cersei's and Bronn's actors? Apparently part of the contract is that they cannot be together in any scene?

Our guy Jamie is going to kill the night king and die in the process turning the title kingslayer into one of endearment right???

Fuck time and distance, man. Didn't you get the memo when they started fast travelling last season?

>How are things at Winterfell?
>They still believe you are dead, Lord Baelish.
>Marvelous...

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>jon couldn't beat him fair and square
yeah, the goblin has NO chance

Isn't euron supposed to be some mystery nigga with blood magic and shit?

that's actually gay enough that it might happen

they had a relation at some point that ended real bad

Bronn pumped and dumped

I hope he kills Gaylessi first.

based

can I offer a rebuttal to your post?

They gave the Night King Stannis' story line. He's slowly going around the holds gaining the trust of the Bucket.

how can a relationship end bad without beatings, rape or cheating?

That's genius dabid :^)

Bronn's actor was in some cult for years, basically retired and lived in some squat in rural Wales with other members. I suspect he tried to get her to join it.

60% chance
I really hope Sam stabs her

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They had a relationship, one of them got involved in a cult (I think Jerome) and the other bailed and the break up was apparently kinda very rough
And seeing as England only rotates the same 20 actors they were bound to get both on the show that employs half England

i don't know that it didn't

Try

This guy is such a good actor. This was the only scene that gave me an emotional reaction. I thought there was a lot of goofy funny stuff. I suspect it is because people are going to start dying now, and shits about to get real. So I can let the happy bits of corn go. If this story doesn't start picking up next episode i'm going to be pissed.

That's better than any scenario involving Jon desu

pretty sure it was to make her more mysterious/show that she was losing faith. I would think they're going to still give her a semi important role this season.

It's cuz he's fat

This happens with child actors. They are so cute when they are young, but they age like goblins. It's kinda sad.

WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH

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I completely forgot about CLEGANEBOWL. Is it really happening?

That's bizarre. Is he still in the cult?

>i murdered your father
>oh... well at least i can go home now my brother is lord
>dany and jorah look at one another, dany turns to the camera and gurns as it zooms into her face, the laugh track erupts

Now that you mention it, I can't think of one scene in the past two seasons that was as serious as this one.

>the break up was apparently kinda very rough
how bad could it be that like half a decade later they can't even both be in the same scene
not even that scene with the chained up undead last year when they could've been 25 metres apart with the entire cast between them

Bran is going to defend AzorJaime in court because he knows Jaime has to kill him while he's warging the nightking in the past, screencap this

>raises another man's incest child
>literally thanks a tyrant after being told that they had killed his father and brother

I want this. I just want some sort of shocking twist.

If Sam stabs her I want him to wink at Jon/camera
and deliver a one line about ice and fire.

Preston "Drumpf" Jacobs

Why was Jon acting like that was his first time riding a dragon?

its happening, 4 episodes from now, GET HYPE

It's fucking confirmed

>i've never ridden a dragon before
>you rode one last night ;^)

He dies in ep4 like a bitch

>s5
>Tyrion tells Dany that she can't have Jorah by her side if she plans to conquer Westeros because he's perceived as a traitor
>s8
>lmao who gives a shit about that exiled slaver that their previous warden in the north tried to execute no one gives a shit anyway

Because wouldn't that be shocking DABID?!

Would be kino perhaps a DAB afterwards

Sam finding out about his dad and brother getting roasted last week
it's not even that powerful or moving because they've done none of the set up to show either the relationship between Dickon and Sam or the kinslaying taboo from the books
I mean people literally crack jokes about killing family members, whereas book Euron who is literally comic book villain tier evil is still too spooked that if he did kill Balon he probably paid someone else to do the deed

Fuck this gay show, fuck you for reminding me again how shit it is

youtube.com/watch?v=5atPYaxX0lM

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>zombie gregor is about to kill the hound
>arya pops out of nowhere and slices his calves
>after he falls she delivers the killing blow
>arya looks at the camera and says "ain't no mountain high enough"

Wtf does a targ killing tarlys have to do with kinslaying

>The Hound smiles
>Arya hugs him
>GREGOR PULLS OUT A OBERYN 2.0
>DOUBLE KILL
>THE MOUNTAIN IS STILL UNRIVALED AND VICTORIOUS.

>whereas book Euron who is literally comic book villain tier evil is still too spooked
Euron admits to killing two of his brothers to Aeron in the Forsaken chapter and laughs at the idea of kinslaying being punished by the gods, so that wasn't out of character for him.

please don't fuck this up for me I swear to god

Arya is going to be even more strong and quirky for the remaining episodes and im going to hate every second of it

K I N O
I
N
O

Based and redpilled

>yfw he crushes one head with each hand

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BTFO by Tolkien again, fat man.

Azor Cersei

god

I stopped watching the show when the main actors all went hardcore libtard SJW

Daenerys has had literally everything handed to her. She got her armies by fucking Khal Drogo, breaking her agreement with the unsullied master, and being gifted dragons. But who cares about bad writing because shes le independent womyn leader!.

>You need to choose, become a superpowerful magic assasin or keep your identity and your family
> I choose... BOTH LMAOOO *Teleports behind you*

I want to strangle DD

She literally looks the same. she was always a goblin

Stannis

F A N T A S Y T R O P E S U B V E R T E D

We all know Euron killed Balon in the book.
>"It was windy and he fell on the same day Euron appeared to visit them"
I bet that you would believe that Book Arya is in Westeros under Baelish's protection too if weren't for her POV.

>end of the world is nigh at hand
>night king already took out one of their dragons like it was nothing
>I look forward to seeing this face of death
fuck me. She's getting worse on screen than Sansa

For some reason the show makes the army of dead people that could literally march 24 hours without ever stopping, the slowest army in the world. Remember, they have been allegedly coming since Hardhome.

NUH

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instead of styling on them, he should have taken two.

Littlefinger should be on the list. He used a faceless man to fake his death and escape winterfell.

Post your best GoT memes.

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Who's he rooting for?

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NAWITENS

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That NAZI Tarley who wanted to not have Westeros invaded by a foreign army.

Why didn't he throw the first spear at Drogon anyway
Fucker was a sitting duck, and with any luck if his flame sack would explode just as Viseryon's did he would also destroy the whole crew except Danaerys

Sam's cuck level has reached 9000

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t...that isn't real...right?

Why is Jon so hated here? He is one of the only good characters left

idk
why didn't jon get on the dragon evac? why did he stay back and fight for no apparent reason?

plot armor induced retardation

Randyll Tarly is what all men should aspire to be, you silly cuck.

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>Hardhome
They were still beyond the wall at that time but now it's ridiculous. We don't know when exactly after the dragon's death they pulled him out and broke the wall, but it was enough time to sail back to KL, and ride back to Winterfell with a large army and NK is still not going anywhere all the time.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1118876219381026818

Literally his pinned tweet

literal gary stu next to daenarys.

'Tha Kang in de Norf'

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He seems like a euronbro

Atleast he's likable, can't say the same to Dany

Is Melara still alive?

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modern politics are a joke we need a king

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There is never any sense of passion when he opens his mouth. He's either a cute fumbling teddybear whenever he talks to any women, or goes fully monotone muh onner when addressing the people.

sweet and robinpilled

It's just generic capeshit writing. One-liners and shitty jokes nobody actually finds funny.

Tell me if a single line in that entire episode sounded even remotely like something Martin would write.
God, remember Tyrion actually being smart and witty?

Cersei threw her down a well for having a crush on Jaime.

To test the limit of his abilities

*Ahem

About that throne claim, Jon...

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>Mormont's sigil is a bear...
It all makes sense now!

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>stannis
>dead

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If you enjoy the book's dialogue cleverness above all, then why not wait 8 years between each volume? How can you watch the show, knowing the writing will be inevitably poorer AND still whine about it?

Probably. Show Cersei was pretty whitewashed until S5.

>hmm, how do we wrap up Benjen's story?
>oh right we have this plotline were Jon and his team of misfits range beyond the wall to capture an undead
>how can we make Benjen show up?
>maybe he tries to save or help them?
>no we can't have that, we already want Daenerys to help them so Jon bends the knee
>okay so we let them help just one of them
>yeah, he should help Jon so he gets closure on what happened to his uncle and the fans will like it. Two deus ex machina for the price of one.
>BRILLIANT
>uh so how do we make sure that Benjen can only help Jon?
>he has to be left behind
>how does he get left behind when the dragon already tries to pick them up?
>they're on ice. He breaks through the ice.
>and he doesn't freeze to death?
>no he manages to somehow resurface in his full gear without losing his sword when the whitewalkers already left
>so does this mean Benjen will bring him all the way to castle black?
>no fuck no this is just fanservice, we're not going to incorporate Benjen back into the show. Think of the budget..
>so what? He just leaves?
>nah people will think that's stupid since the whitewalkers can break through the wall anyway so even if he's undead the magic shouldn't keep him there
>so we do what? Kill him?
>yeah
>but how does he die if the walkers already left?
>eh the walkers kind of half-leave where a portion of the undead army is still on the lake
>and how does Benjen die?
>he gives Jon his horse and then tries to distract the horde.
>how does him distracting the horde do anything? He'll just go down in a second, it wouldn't make a difference if he just left.
>don't think about it. No one's going to notice. It's gonna be hella epic and people will cheer for his heroic sacrifice. It will be season 7's Hodor moment.
>fucking nailed it

really takes the ol' noggin for a joggin

Did The Last Hearth have a Weirwood Tree ?

Not him but i only watch show so i can shitpost here

i fucking hate daybit and daybid

WINE

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who cares?

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>talking to normies about latest episode
>”my favorite part was when the dragon was watching them make out, lol”
Fookin hell

But what's his tax policy?

The sad part is, they'll probably do this and act like it was masterful writing planned all along, and not totally because everyone who saw LF's death thought it was the dumbest fucking thing in the entire show.

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Im a battered housewife who can't leave the abusive husband that is the show
Maybe he'll change for the better, right?

Euron is supposed to be one of the scariest and strongest people in the setting.

Of course, the show just made him some retard who talks about shoving fingers in asses.

Ever been to Ashmark?

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Wow, even for normies I thought they wouldn't gobble that up

>who talks about shoving fingers in asses
It is fun though

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lol

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Who do you think will win Cleganebowl if that ever comes to happen in the books? (We all know that D&D will make Hound win in the tv series)

I know the Umbers aren't the richest folk in the North, but with this being the final season and them having a massive budget (alas the biggest strain of the budget is overpaid shit actresses) couldn't they have made Last Hearth a bit more impressive? it's basically just a shitty little keep, no outer walls even though Umber claimed they always had to deal with wildlings who jumped over the wall. And why the fuck don't they have enough horses and wagons to bring their fucking men south to winterfel? and why would they think a little boy on a horse would make it to last hearth from winterfel before an army of the dead who don't ever stop to rest make it there? Was it just to give us a little dark scene with the dead boy? Shallow, bad writing. If you wanted to kill the boy have it make more sense

YOU GOT FAT

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oof

so it's confirmed she won't appear this season, I imagine

>you will never be Bronn

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it's cold up north and supplies are getting short. She had to eat little Sam. It was the only way.

Hound will win, his brother can't die tho so he shoves and holds him in fire, while Cersei gets murdered by Arya with Jaimes face

FAT IS IT

Is he currently the best swordsman?

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Because the show was good at one point. Very good, even.
And I am hopeful that there will still be at least a few minutes of salvageable TV in there. Sadly, not true in the first episode.

>invited to comiccon
>ignored for the entire panel, even by her peers
Cuts deep

in what universe has Jon ever been portrayed as an absolute master swordsman?

He's the greatest swordsman who ever walked.

n-
>man
yes!

Emphasis on swordsMAN. Or have you forgotten about Brienne of Tarth sweaty?

That honour belongs to Lady Arya, and it's SWORDPERSON, bigot.

Jaime is yet to be bested, my dude.

>Cersei gets murdered by Arya with Jaimes face
that would be very shit

quite telling that the few people they've shown to be stronger than him are both women
And one's like, 16.

The one where Dan and Dave regularly state in interviews that Jon is the best swordsman in the world.

was Brienne ever portrayed as a good swords(wo)man? iirc all she ever did was rely on brute strength and her reach advantage

START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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Jaime got btfo by random dorne mooks and only lived through sheer luck.

Bronn's probably better. They only show him being nasty and using dirty tactics, but in the books, they describe him as being extremely skilled and moving like a panther.

Yes, it would.
And it's so predictable and 'shocking' there's no way they won't go for it.

In terms of technique she falls in the same category as The Hound and The Mountain. They all rely mainly on reach and size advantage but are castle trained so you can expect them to be technically apt. IF you're talking about swordsmanship as an art they're rather middle of the road because the vast majority of people they're fighting don't have the technique to match their size.

nothing in the show indicates this

This makes me think of how would it be a battle of Prime Jaime vs Prime Barristan

Even old ben would wipe floor with Jaime's ass

Euron is just a psycopath instead of a spooky black magic psycopathz but at least he's fun

Unironic best top 10 coming through

1. joffrey
2. hound
3. olena
4. high sparrow
5. smirkfu
6. tywin
7. jaime
8. davos
9. bronn
10. podrick

I think it would be rather dull
Either one would could the other down before there would be a chance for him to react.
Even Jaime's is on Barristan by the way

Hey Yea Forums, remember me?

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>10. podrick
Should be higher desu, he's a good lad

Yes and Nymeria

Nothing in the show indicates Sansa is smart either, but that's what the show has decided.

and the show has mentioned it through characters.

When has Jon ever been propped forward as a master swordsman by anyone? When has he defeated anyone extremely skilled at swordsmanship?

He's going to defeat the Night King, which will turn out to be the best swordsman to ever have lived or something like that

...

>>we could be a thousand years here :^)
i'm surprised jon didn't get immediately turned off here considering ygritte said basically the same thing in the same situation
did nobody else catch this? it's like they were going for some weird parallel between dany and ygritte but jon didn't catch it for some reason so it just ended up being a flimsy reference for the viewer to clap at

The most beautiful man in the world.

"... I dreamed...that I was old..."
>tries not to cry
>cries a lot

It was her turn...