Beards are just makeup for men

beards are just makeup for men

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That is true. I feel like I look better with a beard. I've been told otherwise.

Now he doesn't have a beard he needs a different haircut and trim down the fat a little. He will still get any pussy he wants.

It basically depends on your facial structure. If you have a nice defined jaw you're probably better without a beard.

only if you send more time on your beard than your body

if girls spent as much time and money on working out than looking like clown world they would be much more desirable

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I don't have to put on my beard each morning and take it off each night. I don't have to spend hundreds of dollars buying my beard. This is like saying hair is make up.
this is a dumb thread and you should feel bad for it

Looks like Steven Seagal

>Not grooming=grooming

neckbeards aren't manicured full oiled beards that are shaped and lined

your neckbeard may be true to who you are but it isn't the beard momoa has

That's definitely the face of a pedo

T R U C K

JUST

More like Momonga

>wha happen?

Makeup is artificial by definition. Your beard is your own nature.

I honestly fucking hate women.

I want to jam my cock through the back of her throat until I see the whites of her eyes open in fear as the realization that she might actually suffocate starts to set in. I’ll give her a moments reprieve to breathe and go for another round over and over until she’s on the verge of unconsciousness. Fucking stupid whore. She knows it. She knows she’ll never amount to anything more than a slab of meat to be used up until she’s nothing but a husk of a slut ready to die of a meth overdose from years of being a shallow dumb cunt.

Fuck her. I want a train run on all her holes, ears and nose included for days on end until she aches all over and can do nothing but shit out her liquid diarrhea from her gaped asshole. The diarrhea being nothing but her consistent diet of being force fed cum all day. Stupid bitch. I hate whores. I hate these fucking sluts that think they’re better than me because they were born looking a certain way. Fucking cunt I hope thirty niggers beat her till she cries and then rape her. If I were the judge will let them off scot free even with video evidence, then release the video on the internet for all to see so she can never escape the shame and humiliation she deserves. Fuck her and fuck women. If she were drowning and reached onto my boogie board for help I’d stomp on her stupid slut hand and spit in the water so there’s more liquid to take in.

Why do these cunts think they deserve anything in life when all they contribute to society is their used up Arby’s pussy? Fuck I hate them. Bunch of dumb bitches everywhere you go. They have no respect for guys that don’t have a perfect physique so why should I respect them? I’m glad they’re all going to end up old and alone, knowing they’ll never accomplish anything of worth in life. Crying on their deathbed at the thought of having lived a vapid life of being a stupid prostitute. Fucking stupid bitches. Dumb sluts, the lot of them. Fuck whores.

Danny McBride looks better without beard

I like not having a beard. Suits me better.

based

Uhhmmmm... Yikes????

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birth of a new pasta?

Alexandria likes them incel looking white bois.

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omg shut up nerddddd

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So this is the power... of inceldom..

>Anti-women rhetoric

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Damn, you can see he has Pacific Islander genes there
Round as fuck face

have standards

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Based

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he's just fat here, brainlet.

Women can't grow make up on their face.
The use can be the same,sometimes you grow a beard to cover your imperfections,or sometimes because a beard looks good in general.It's somewhere between the long hair women grow and care about and makeup.

>t. beardlet

> makeup grows on your skin naturally

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I've started to shave regularly again. I look like one of many going around with a beard hiding my facial features. Clean-shaven I look more me and less anonymous. Don't care if it's uglier or prettier, I don't want to hide my face.

>boogie board
Didn't expect that to come up in your rant.

look at him, that's an incel

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this. shaving it is an act of defiance against God and nature.

Based

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All the more reason to do it then.

I shave my beard because I'm a counter culture jackoff. I look much better with a groomed beard but I'm such a contrarian cunt that I have to shave it or I'll start resenting myself.

I thought the same thing

I don't get how Hollywood actors can get fat.

You have literally one job. Don't get fat. You have enough money to eat whatever you want and hire as many dietists and PTs you want.

Get on my level. I'm still wearing a goatee like it's 1995.

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Still looks good, just an unflattering angle.

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Not if your facial hair is sparse and makes you look like a middle eastern man, despite the fact you’re white ;_;

OH NONONONON AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

would fugg

cringe
BASED

Looks like a chubby white guy.

I'm lazy so i just trim my stubble down to 2mm every week or so.

easy and looks pretty good

>tfw can't grow a normal beard
Even fucking FtM trannies have better beards than me.

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Not just anyone can grow a proper beard. Pubes on your face just make you look dirty and unkempt.

>cant grow a beard for shit
>have good jawline
I'm ok with this.

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Use Minoxidil and dermaroll

BASED

How can the roasties ever recover?

>look decent with or without beard
>decent jawline
>overall handsome from straight on
but
>side profile is fucked
>chinlet
>slightly up turned nose
>big looking forehead from side
>neckbeard

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can’t call “decent jawline” if you’re chinless, the chin is part of the package

Yes. Saw it three times already. Good shit no?

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE?!

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she's perfect

Am I really gonna have to be the one to say it? Alright.
This is fucking based.

Beards are gross and have shit ton of germs

What a pussy

Read it as Boards are just make up for men and got confused. How is visiting chans supposed to help men look better?

Read my mind bro.

based & redpilled & handsome & literally me

>28
>still no beard

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god, that whore
just look at her
judging me
it looks like a smile, but i can tell by the way the corners of her mouth are turned that she's doing this as a "fuck you" to me
how fucking dare she
she doesn't know me
she doesn't know what I'm capable of
she has life handed to her on a silver platter just because she's a 7/10 (at best)
bitch
she chokes on a different cock nightly
and presumes to judge ME?
I'll show her how powerful I am
I'll show everyone

DUDE THAT’S MY SISTER

He looks like shit now but at least he used the opportunity to promote recycling

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fucking BASED.
only thing missing was a “fuck jannies”

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AOC been bleached? Nice

lazy eye?

Nope. It's natural, the way men are supposed to be.

Shaving is more like makeup for men.

>>slightly up turned nose
It worked for River Phoenix though. If I just type in 'river phoenix nose' and skim it's usually mentioned in a positive context. Even Lookism autists have commented positively on the nose, but maybe you don't have the other features that gel with that kind of nose.

Autists don't seem to understand that handsome guys don't look like their sexy peak 24/7... just as a guy whose body looks great after a good workout won't look so lean after a big, big meal and maybe a few beers and bad lighting.

>whiteknighting for dumb cunts
Nope.

His balls are tiny

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Him - My brain - :(
My pussy - :)

>being this new and not knowing that Jews heavily promote marriage and hookup apps so guys who think with their dicks more than their brain get married quick so it can result in a quick divorce
I wish I was still Bluepilled like (You) so I can be a faggot who worships womyn over my own self. Disgusting """man""" you are faggot.

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Noice copypasta m8. Here's your (You) can someone screencap this and post it on reddit so I can copy it later, pl0x?

wish mine were too honestly

>chinlet
Get a chin implant or fillers
>slightly up turned nose
So what
>big looking forehead from side
So what
>neckbeard
Shave

bleaching session every night

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based

How do these Asian girls that fetishize stereotypically white guys with light hair and eyes feel about white men with dark hair and dark eyes

inb4:
>dark hair and eyes
>white

Whatever you predictable, unfunny autist.

ive been using minoxidil for almost 3 years now and got the shittiest results

not sure if yikes or based

Should I shave, la's?

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You look somewhat pudgy in that picture so I am inclined to say no, but it would be a bad angle.

Why don't you go an fuck that ugly /soc/ tranny you filthy degenerate.

absolutely cringe and yikespilled

The beard makes me look a lot fatter. I'm 72kg

>tfw hapa and balding
What can I realistically do

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Do FtM trannies use minoxidil too?

What's that?

Then cut it really short. If I could grow a full beard I'd keep it really short so it looks like a shadow. Men with a nice shadow > clean-shaven > big full beard... in my opinion

Keep it if it's just a widow's peak
Shave it if it looks silly

Become Elliot Rodger 2.0

>If she were drowning and reached onto my boogie board
>boogie board
best part

God I wish that were me

No one cares about you dude kill yourself

Okay, this is epic.

Imagine him bald and without a beard. Even uglier than me.

But also a 6'4 muscular motherfucker, which is a big part of his appeal. Some guys become sex symbols via face alone and being okay in the other departments (body, height) and some because they are tall and built.

include me in the screencap lads

HAVE INTERCOURSE

based boogie boarding misogynist

This nigga living in a society!

Don't listen to him, user. I care about you.