You've ruined horses for me

Call the jannies then

>You might be the most arrogant man I've ever met. I like that.
It's a good thing that she clarifies she likes arrogant men, in case it was lost on us plebeians.

Why do any of you watch this show? When I said snippets I meant I only watched it during netflix and chill hook ups with painfully average tinder thots. Are you all really on the same mental level as dumb whores?

Are they cousins? cant be bothered to look up the family tree?

Nobody cares about your life story, faggot. kys

>Muh queen, the nazi horde broke through the wall
>Good. Let them fight.
*ebin ebil smirk*
*trombone sound in the back*

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Why does every female character on this show do that smirk? Is it supposed to look empowering? Like they're in control of the scenes?

Also Cersei has way overstayed her welcome. She's not an interesting villain. She doesn't even have a claim to the throne but fuck logic.

nice blog post fag

I will! Don’t make me. Delete this.

God isn't it just so EPIC how Cersei changed the armor of the Kingsguard to better fit her EVIL personality? she also wears black clothes all the time now to show just how fucking EVIL she is. love the symbolism in this show.

Qyburn didnt look particularly happy after her response to the news of the Wall coming down.

Qyburn going rogue when?

Honestly if they really want to just pretend it never happened they should just do a scene where Dany get's a message with a courier or something from Essos that says her cities have been reclaimed by rebellion. At least it would serve some kind of purpose, as retreating back over the sea if everything goes to shit wouldn't be an option anymore and she would have to go all in. It would also show her naive way of ruling (literally doing nothing and just expecting everything to work out) isn't good either and could foreshadow her descent into bitter mad king when her plans start to fall apart.
It's kind of bothered me that she didn't just stay there and rule, she had a giant empire by that point. I get the "muh iron throne" and everything but there was literally no point at all to that arc except for building her army if it's just left like this.

god this show became so shit why am i still watching

>comes to an anonymous tibetan autism support forum to brag about fucking average looking women to improve his feeling of self-worth

Those are Kingsguard? Damn, what a waste. Nobody is even a character.

>might as well finish it!

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>Riding a dragon, a feat that is only supposed to be achieved by a true blood Targaryen.
Why didn't she realize it at that point that Jon is a Targaryen?

>true blood Targaryen
Not really though, he's half Stark.

Delete this

where did you read that only Targs can ride dragons

Didn't people ride dragons earlier in the seasons?

He’s her nephew

>only true blood Targaryens can cling to the back of a dragon while it flies around
someone explain this to me, if you're not a TarGAYryen do you just slide off?

How does he relate back to the people he thought were his siblings? Cousin?

This shit pissed me off last season. All of a sudden everyone is in black and has gone full edge. House colors? Fuck that. Colorful banners? Hell no. Diverse costumes? Lolno.

> At least it would serve some kind of purpose, as retreating back over the sea if everything goes to shit wouldn't be an option anymore and she would have to go all in. It would also show her naive way of ruling (literally doing nothing and just expecting everything to work out) isn't good either and could foreshadow her descent into bitter mad king when her plans start to fall apart.
That would be smart storytelling. Can't have that with two single digit iq individuals in charge.

Yeah, his mum is Ned's sister

no, more like the dragon will roast you alive if you try to mount it

there has never been a non-targ in the history of the show or in the history behind game of thrones that has ever gotten on a dragon

maybe she's wearing black because all of her children and her father died quite recently.

>back off he's got blue eyes!
>i've always had blue eyes!
*audience bursts out laughing*

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Why did they turn Edd into a literal bumbling retard

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They all get on a dragon to escape the iceniggers when the dragons tanks a ice spear to the face.

>chicks start liking GoT
>suddenly all the subtleness of the supernatural elements are gone
>no more episodes that are based around politics

Save the multiple people in the books who rode dragons without being Valyrians*****

white women fuck horses

>yfw my mum started reading the books when they first came out and refuses to watch the show
b-b-but it's because of the female fans, not the shit writers

Dies that mean the Night King is a Targ?

Daenerys should've been suspicious enough that only Jon was ever allowed to clap a dragon without them roasting him. She was actually that in S7 but then Dabid and Hack forgot that in S8.

It is likely that Jon's real name is Aemon Targaryen. After Aemon the Dragonrider. There's a flashback in the books where he plays with Robb and calls himself exactly that. Rhaegar was also in contact with Aemon the blind Targaryen.

This desu. Even my female friends who watch every trash on Netflix are trashing the show now. People are watching because it's an event now.

I know most of the people on this site are fat slobs that do all their clothes shopping at Wal-Mart, but if you ever go outside during winter you'll notice colors are most prevalent during summer and nearly all fashionable people go for more muted colors generally during winter.

>you take great offense at dwarves jokes, but love telling eunuchs jokes, why is that ?
>Because I have... balls... and you don't.

>Too bad she'll die from pox
>Which one???

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>She thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>She's the smartest person i know

>You left me to die
>First I robbed you

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You don't know any other rich girls
>*walks away*

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>joffrey's wedding, dismal affair
>it had its moments

>*sniff* well, at least I'll get to see my beloved brother again

>jon and dany make out
>drogon watches intensely
>jon look nervous

>glovers betrayed us
>*angrily throws his gloves at the table*

>Theon rescues Yara
>*she wordlessly elbows him as soon as she's freed*

>they cheated at dice... or maybe I cheated

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

You want to see where it ends and be able to laugh at people who think this is the best shit ever
The review of a newspaper here gave the first episode 5/5 and said shit like "refined dialogue" "exceeds expectations" and unironically "masterful season opening"

It seems to be a "thing" with feminist writers.
They added the same smirk to the revisionist animated shorts for Star Wars.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_nP0W-ry1TE [Open]
Notice the subtle, but important changes in the body language.
>Elbows her way past stormtrooper
>Leans in towards Vader
>Added scenes of Leia blasting and ass-kicking Stormtroopers, tactically leading Rebels
>Smirk of defiance at the end

People who wrote this got paid millions.

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These writers are autists and generally unlikeable people. Women don't even like these type of characters. And men sure as fuck don't either. But there's that one autistic feminist lard that insists on this shit and nobody has enough balls to put her bullshit in place. I remember Patty Jenkins who did Wonder Woman criticizing this trend.

Cringe

this will go in my cringe compilations

Meanwhile in old GOT
>You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse.

Le cock midget eunuch dude lmao

Only because he want's to be there so he can try and control the dead for himslef/his mistress bitch.

>got paid millions

Do you really believe that?

I said it first. reddit is that way

>in old GOT

You mean the books, although you probably don't know it.

Even the worst dialogue can be made bearable if the actors are good. The problem is, the main cast sucks(Jon, Daenerys, Sansa, and Arya). Also their romance is 100% fan service to the tumblr. There’s zero fucking reason for why they fell in love so quickly

What does Varys even do now? Is he just freeloading hoping noone will question wtf he's doing here?

D$D definitely get paid millions. And usually when a series has gone above 4 seasons, the writers get nasty rich.

>and nobody has enough balls to put her bullshit in place.

That gets to the heart of the matter. Although I'd prefer CS Lewis' term of "Men Without Chests".
The feminist/progressive agenda is easily wrapped in nice-sounding terms and nobody ever gets expossed to counterarguments during their educations. So when these things get pitched in writers rooms and production meetings, nobody is able to articulate why it shouldn't be included, all they have is a vague notion that it feels wrong somehow. Even when the product ends up appearing clumsy and hamfisted like , opponents still can't reject it. Try, and the feminist in the room can simply ask whether you think it's more important to showcase "strong female characters and underrepresented perspectives" or simply telling another traditionally written narrative.

Tyrion, Varys and Davos have no role to play. They just stand around as fan service.

Well Tyrion is a noble so he gets a pass
But yeah Davos and Varys idk

>Also their romance is 100% fan service to the tumblr.

Is that really what you believe?

Does anyone on this board actually like anything?

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You retards can't even watch a fantasy show without feeling threatened by feminism lol.

S-SHUT UP

I unironically like Bane and American Psycho

You retard can't even post in a /got/ thread without feeling threatened by /pol/cels lol

yes

>literaly lifted word for word from the book
DABID were never good.

come back Tywin
Tywin says this word-for-word to Tyrion in the show.

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How original

early game of thrones is good and that's a fact

Working out and trashing shitty shows with Yea Forums

bullshit, tons of original writing and dialogues in seasons 1-4. Deal with it, D&D did great job adapting this material.

hi Dabid.

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I watch it to complain about the poor quality writing with my bros on Yea Forums

It's legit entertaining watching Yea Forums nitpick this trainwreck to hell and beyond.

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He means since he fucks her now he doesn't have to fuck horses anymore.

>fashionable people
holy shit is this /fa/ or are you really that far up your own ass?

Literally every single rider was Valyrian - if not a Targ then from one of the lesser houses that followed them from Valyria to Westeros or a Targ bastard.

If the writers were good then Dany would've suspected something was off with Jon when he could clap and ride her dragons.

Get a load of this fucking larp

>If the writers were good

It saddens me how his character is ruined. He was one of the most interesting characters in the whole series yet he hasn't been relevant in any way for about 4 seasons now.

Didn't the kid lord of the Vale get to ride Aegon's dragon?

faggot

I fucking loved Alita and I enjoy shitting on garbage like GoT and Suicide Squad.

Wasn't this a major plot point in the dance of the dragons? The Targs trying to get every other Targ riding a dragon, and half of them getting eaten / bbqd because the dragons didn't want them?

Yes, and everything original is trash.

Only one dragon was there, he rode the dragon with Visenya.

>Tyrion, Varys
I bet they'll be making a betrayal of sorts and then executed for their crime.

>Davos
Yeah, he has been absolutely useless since Stannis died.

did she seriously say that?

Yeah i also noticed how many comedy scenes episode 1 has. jesus christ

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>t. Someone who doesn’t speak to wimmin

We all love the Sopranos.

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW DABID! YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE!

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Jon and Ygritte had less time together than Dany and Jon, so you are incorrect.

>your grace, do you have any suggestions for the design of the kingsguard's armor?
>"I don't care, they're dickheads anyway."
>excellent choice, your grace

I'm with you user this was by far my biggest problem with the episode. Not only is it established that you have to have Valyrian blood in order to be a Dragonrider, but it makes no fucking sense for Jon to even attempt it. For multiple reasons; he doesn't even know that he's a Targ, it's very much not in his character to even try, and on top of all that it's insanely risky even if you do have Valyrian blood.

In Fire & Blood there's multiple stories about how you need the blood of Old Valyria to be a Dragonrider. In the Dance of Dragons a century and a half before the current plot, there were tons of Targaryen bastards, and Velaryons (share blood with Targs) who tried to claim Dragons and wound up getting absolutely fucking mangled or set ablaze. Some dudes lived to tell with half melted faces, some lucky ones only lost an arm or had a burnt ass.

>By far the biggest fuck up on the show, and to make it even worse it's all so casual and barely even talked about.

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