You shouldn't judge people by their looks

>You shouldn't judge people by their looks
>HAHA Farquaad is short, fuck him

What did the movie Shrek mean by this?

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Manlets aren't people

You can be a green fat freak, but you can't be a manlet

it's Michael Eisner, CEO of disney at the time that everyone hated.

Feminism has not won until every manlet is hung from the gallows

No one likes a manlet

Jews are the biggest hypocrites in the world.

>he's not 6'3" with an 8" dick and a Jon Hamm face
Why are you even alive user? Those are literally the minimum requirements for beign an average, functional human these days.

>Farquaad
for the longest time i didnt get this name, pretty clever and surprised they let it in a kids movie.

Enlighten me

>Far
For
>Quad
Four

What's the difference between "For" and "Four"?
Shrek is a big guy.

if you say it really fast it sounds like "fork squad" which i think is some way to poke fun at obese people

It kinda sounds like "Fuck Wad".

i don't think that's correct

Makes sense

You need to grow up

It wasn't about that. It was about the importance of defending your property from the machinations of short, greedy people, and that taking the bloatpill is the path to salvation (note how "human" Shrek is still built like a vending machine)

I can understand why women want huge cocks but why specifically on short men ?

And here's why that's a good thing

Yeah that's what it is, IIRC the director based the character off of someone in the company he disliked

the entire point of the movie was coming to accept who you are. He was the only one who couldn’t come to terms with himself

This

Does his name intentionally sound like fuckwad or was it an unintentional mistake

This

Because women are short, men aren't.

Ipso facto: manlets are women

>What did the movie Shrek mean by this?
You can be ugly, just don't be short.

he's not hated for being small, he's hated because he's a cringey faggot

shrek accepted himself, but others didn't accept him; fiona did accept herself, but shrek accepted her; faarquad didn't accept himself, but demanded that others accepted him

the movie is about self acceptance and accepting others for how they are

fiona did not*

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Don't judge them by their looks, but make fun of them.

>that dragon
>that ending scene haha

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>tfw 5'7
dubs will decide on how I kill myself

What do you mean haha

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you live on but have to shave your head

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fucking based

Yeah but why not wish for tall guys to be hung

All sub 6'0 should be executed, and so should ugly lanklets, thus leaving humanity with nothing but 6'0+ Chads with their own harems.

dubs and you get your real mom into /ss/

reroll

reroll for your own good

I appreciate it user, but I will still be a manlet.

Jump off a really high building
You'll realize on the way down you want to live

pic related

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Why didn't he want to fuck ogre fiona?

imagine the possibilities

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fpbp, manlets literally subhuman, even subogre. embarrassing.

But he was an asshole

Many other characters shrek meets in the movies are short/miniatures but they’re good people

I think you’re just insecure about your height which is easily fixable by getting a short qt gf and by not giving a fuck about what the world thinks of you because nothing matters in the end

Jump into volcanoe.

lmfao better get good at hiking manlet.