NEW EPISODE OF THE BLACK ZONE IS OUT STARRING BANANA PEELE

>I GUESS WHITEBOIS NEVER HIT, HUH?

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me either

So he's basically just Spike Lee 2.0 now. How disappointing. What's Key up to these days?

>BLACKED EDITION.
We already had one of those back in 2002, and it sucked a way less than the new 100% political 2019 cancer reboot.

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not even gonna bother to torrent this garbage

Dear Peele,
I DM'd you, you still ain't callin
I left my Insta and my MadTV resume at the bottom
I sent a couple sketches back in autumn, you must not'ta got em
There probably was a problem with the spam filter or something
Sometimes they cut my power when I'm insolvent
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? How's your "daughter"?
My ex was pregnant too, before we split apart and
If I had a son, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him Jordan

I heard about "Get Out" too, I'm sorry
All that #OscarsSoWhite shit was just corny
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'd like to see
A reunion between the Academy Award Winner and me
We owe it to the fans bro, at least a callback sketch or three
Please don't think of me as white; I'm 1/64 parts Cherokee
Anyways, I hope you get this, Peele, hit me back
Just to chat, you're my man,
This is Key.

(Chrous) My check's run dry I'm wondering why I
Got married at all
Foreclosure sign outside my window
And I can't pay at all
Even if I could it would all be sold
Without Jordan Peele's payroll
It reminds me marriage is not so grand
It's not so grand

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>imagine actually wanting to steal this shit show.

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not even gonna pirate it 2bh

I'm gonna watch some of the original Twilight Zone instead

The twist to ever episode seems to be “nigs are magic”

>blacked
Did it actually had black man white woman couple? I don't watch it but I'm making a list about tv shows that feature bmwf

Biggie didn't die, he just enterd the Twillight Zone.

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The ending(s) for Replay were what fucking killed it for me. Time loop racist cop is a fine enough premise but the fucking ending when they reach the school, Christ. And then OH NO THE CAMCORDER BROKE AND NOW THE COP'S GONNA DAB ON 'EM ending wasn't as obnoxious but still.

>this racist white man wants to kill my son

This is his problem. He wants to slam his stupid out of touch worldview into anything and everything. Like the comedian, in new York city a neo nazi with so many swastikas tattoos on his neck and arms and bald just sits on a bus and no one bats an eye and the Indian guy apparently sat down with him and he leaned he killed a guy I guess. He makes every race but whites look really smart and intelligent and whites evil or dumb slobs. It's just baffling how extreme he is about this kind of world he really believes exist. I'm not saying there's no such thing as neo nazis but they are not just gonna casually get all those tattoos and just be normal in a bus in New York and show them off, and all these buzzwords you see on Twitter like woke is just used in phrases like "obviously this is what people say. " he already said he refuses a white Male lead so I guess they'll always just be the criminals. This won't help the country learn to live, this really just fuels "yeah, fuck white people. " I don't care if you don't want to cast white leads but stop making them all retarded every time, it's obviously looking like an agenda at this point and it distracts from the entertainment. Use an Asian lead and have a bad Indian guy this time or something, don't make it so obvious you hate white people.

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TZ is my favorite show and I've watched every variation of it but I will NEVER see this fucking trash!!!FACT!!!

FUCK WHITEY!

>THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN SJW SHOW.
No it hasn't.

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Dude, if even IMDB users dislike it then it must be really bad

>retard thinks SJW means any political commentary
lol leftshits really are this stupid. SJW specifically refers to POINTLESS or MADE UP social justice bullshit. Made up SJW bullshit = COPS IS MURDERIN US KANGZ ERR DAY 4 NO RAISIN. Yes Twilight Zone had social and political commentary WHEN ACTUALLY BAD SHIT WAS GOING ON, but a faggot like Peele pretends those times are either still here or have gotten worse.

I hope Peele gets waterboarded

they won't stop
the longer people are baited by race, the longer people don't look up at those who are baiting them

look at those who control the media
wonder why they benefit from no one looking up

Twilight Zone, Doctor Who and Star Trek Discovery is fucking woke TRASH

>No it hasn't.

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See SJWs are the fascists and racists of today.

The bigger threat to black people are other black people, if they try to speak correctly or go to school they are fake coons are are uncle Tom's. Look at Nipsey hustle, he talked about cops killing his kind and he gets killed next to his son in California at a gas station by another black, just like Xxtentacion. They want this white enemy to blame why everything sucks here so bad, if they can just be called the N word by one white guy they'll have Fame and spotlight, recently a college kid faked one and got a college to literally say whites aren't welcome because the blacks need "healing" from this. Jussie needed to hire 2 black guys to oppress him because he knew whites wouldn't, then he got away with 16 charges against him. Just dropped and even got the judge to allow them to seal the evidence so no one can look into the case and then talk about sueing the Chicago police because he's a victim.

It's all so very tiresome. He's made skits about how white people try hard to be nice and cool with black people and shows he's annoyed by it.

I'm just getting so tired of it all.

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Fucking nailed it.

I'm watching this episode and this is the best, most Twilight Zone episode so far.

>banana peele
Holy shit this just made my night, thank you user wherever you are

>SPOILER ALERT******
all the white guys end up being racist and evil

Ok, that ending ruined it. But it's still the best episode so far.

Best scene of the episode

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>A mysterious man shows up in a jail one night and no one knows how he got there, so its up to one police officer to find out.

The cops solves the mystery when he discovers the man is black

Nope. He's an alien

well the tone of the episode felt very classic TWZ but in the end it was still one big meh

in the end the alien looked like a Grey, why did it have antennae?

So what was the terrible social commentary for this episode?

Muh throwback

It didn't have much except for how the native inuits are just worker bees for the White people who run things in Alaska.

Officer Laskey did nothing wrong! He was just trying to save that poor kid from a lifetime of onerous college debts.

indeed

Ep 1 - boring
Ep 2 - good
Ep 3 - v. good. 2spoopy!

>except for how the native inuits are just worker bees for the White people who run things in Alaska.
lol of course.