Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#389 Ponchalita Car Edition
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First for wholesome Alita
FUCK YEAH
POST ORIGINAL
PLEAS
Hold it right there Vampire scum!
VROOM VROOM
what is there left to discuss? don't you losers have like 300 threads before?
THANKS
There is no discussion in these threads, only ERP and bugchaser meet-ups.
I'm going to taste your blood, and we can do it the violent way, or we can do it the fun way, what's it gonna be?
Did you see the movie, user? You should.
>do you smell it, user?
>it smells like...
>BLOOD
sukku
We just had more discussion last thread, what're you on about.
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>The film was shot without the use of a single green screen
This might have been true for the principal set photography, but I do remember seeing green screen shots - like the one where she notices Zalem.
We need some more elaborate Castlevania memes, and Wizard of Oz to that end. There's a goldmine of content potential here.
It's like pottery; it rhymes.
BLUE screen doesn't count.
SMELLS LIKE....VICTORY.
I dont wanna turn.
I never got any more crazy alitas in the last thread, anyone have any??
Night time is a good time to turn user, you can do it with me, I'll make it fast and painless.
Is that what they use to shoot worksafe movies?
HOL' UP
But you won't regret it. You don't have to come to these threads, but give the film a cha-
Oh nevermind.
>how old are you?
>17
>how long have you been 17?
>a while
>I know what you are
>say it out loud
vampire cyborg
Please, Alita, turn me already.
Oh, this big man looks juicy!
All these Vampalita memes have given me an OC idea. Give me all your pixel art, particularly transparent ones, ones of Alita walking too.
don't fucking tell me you're making an Alita Castlevania
Let's do this
Enough talk, have at you!
Blade Runner 2019
What is a man?
What in fuck is going on in these threads anymore?
omg please do this
A miserable pile of nanomachines!
b-be gentle
EVOLUTION son
we're all losing our minds waiting for the BD
Kekkimus maximus right here
kek never noticed her fangs
>he doesn't know
I thought this was supposed to be a cute thread with Alita riding a truck?
>It seemed like you needed these nods user, I hope you like them
Alita's enemy might be Vector, but Vamplita's enemy is Viktor
still not giving in.
I'll admit though, it's amusing we go through phases of Alita memes, it's consistent. We'll have wholesome, then Ponchalita, then Blondalita, now Vampalita.
I have no idea who that is but does he know kung fu?
And Achilita's enemy is Hector
We don't talk about the retarded vampire arc, user
Well, I still need some pixel art. Send it!
Nods are expensive user, and that kind of tech probably isn't even civilian legal in Iron City. Who knows how many bounties Vampalita might have had to cash to get those, you should really be more appreciative.
Welcome to Underworld. Here, there are Elders above Vampires above Lycans.
Vampires are fucking cool though.
My body is ready. Let's do it.
Epic OP!
Whaddaya need the helmet for, user? Are you afraid I might rough you up?
I-I just thought it made me look handsome
Erm, good night Anons. Don't go too overboard, keep the threads comfy and discussion up. Till tomorrow night.
Goddamn Vampalita threads are comfy
and sensual
how are going to fug cogs and gears?
you people are very strange but not unwelcome here
You don't need any gear to be handsome, user, don't think that way!
With pistons.
It's fucking bizarre, but no stranger or cancerous than anything else on Yea Forums
You are not unwelcome here either, fren
Keep calm.
Received a message about vampires.
Is there a reward?
>ywn feel Vampalita quietly and gently feeding on your blood to keep her strength up, followed by her apologizing for getting slightly carried away and kissing you goodnight
It's kind of like breastfeeding I guess, but more intimate and taboo.
No vampires here, it was probably a scam message, you would make better money elsewhere.
T-Thanks
I brought you something...If I turn, you won't be able to feed on me, so...
>OH LAWD I love it user! You're the best!
I've completely shot my wad of Vampalita OC, I will have to make more
Of course not Geralt.
Honey, if I believed every pretty girl ...
However, I believe.
You have such beautiful hair. And it seems you smell like lilacs.
Honestly I have Photoshop open whenever I'm on the thread
Oh right, I forgot Ciri visited the setting of Cyberpunk 2077.
Oh, old friend.
Where in this Iron City in general you can earn?
And what is the thing above us?
Is magic holding her?
Ciri disappeared, and I'm stuck here.
Geralt would do fine in Iron City.
>#389
LMAO YOU FUCKING MENTALISTS
This buildup means that by Halloween we're going to have the world's largest stockpile of spookylita OC to unleash on the internet, it's going to be beautiful.
Geralt would make a pretty excellent hunter warrior since that's kind of his job anyway in game
Can I request some ghost Alita?
God I hope so. Vampires are already my favorite
Hmm, I don't see why not. Though the implications of that are rather...unpleasant.
God, I love this anime. So much nestaljeea...
Alita will now have two fathers?
ALITA, GET DOWN!
I'd call Geralt daddy but he's not a father figure
Grewishka is no different from the Draug.
guesss we gotta find space for him in the threatre too
I gotta say, Jerome or otherwise, I'm not even sure what this guy is up to now
trying to triforce I assume
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guys me and a buddy are watching Mulan
anyone have the old A girl worth fighting for shoop
the virgin "1b"
vs the 404 CHAD
Just stop, you don't know how.
He's not being very successful, but he sure is persistent
OH I FOUND IT
Trying to Alitaforce >_<
I'm literally putting in the no-break space from the character viewer but it's still not working.
yeah, I dunno. I used the Alt-255 from Yea Forums back in the day and it didn't work either.
Go to Yea Forums and spam threads till you get it right like the rest of us had to
>Alt-255
>Doesn't work
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Nobody told me of this.
Yeah, I was real surprised too.
They used blue screen for that, and for all the motorball racing. There was definitely also some bluescreen in the sewer scenes and in the flashbacks.
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>/alita/ can't into alitaforce
Do they know about ponchoalita?
Why do you persist on this course?
those are difference anons
show you can do it, if it bothers you so
I can't and I will never even try. Why flaunt such failure in public?
Just woke up,
Dreampt about Alita, however it was some weird horror/action movie hybrid sort of dream, and it kinda spooked me out.
pls delet
why even be anonymous
At least it sounds exciting
sounds about right
Yep, we ended up in some dark attic and then for some unknown reason the was a real loud scream then I woke up. D:
was your first instinct to say "ALITA RUN"
Set sail for Zalem, me mateys! Arrrr!
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Should of, then she would of just jumped up into the smol hole we were trying to get into for some unknown reason, and then beat the shit out of whatever was in there.
It's should HAVE, you illiterate burger fuck.
Was there no update in the user that was 3D printing Alita arm off that model that the guy was supposedly selling.
Fuck off our internet you filthy britbong paki.
Whoa calm down there buddy, you might burst a blood vessel.
shouldn't it be should've?
That is one acceptable form, yes.
Alright anons, Milky Way, or Milky Way Midnight?
What are you listening to /alita/ ?
Night time thread theme:
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The milk chocolate milky way.
Good Morning Alitists
Thread OST: youtu.be
>Just wanna relax and listen to some tunes
>been promising this OC for daaaays
but user, how can she eat chocolate?
The only part of Alita that is biologically vampire is her brain, with some external tweaks to facilitate the lifestyle. Theoretically, that means she is immune to most canon weaknesses of vampires, because they were simply engineered out of her.
Just passing by to say that I love Alita!
She loves you too fren
Where are you taking that?
>Girl?
>What are you doing?
Didn't even realize these were still a thing...
But looks comfy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wtf is this real
I'm just rocking him
>T-t-t-thats not the neck Ali..
Is that the one in Phoenix? Might be worth a road trip.
Pretty sure its is, saw it on leddit. But the OP hasn't said where it was yet.
The thing that makes me skeptical is how the picture doesn't line up with the screen along the top edge, which is a sign of a not-quite-professional shoop job
You would actually expect a drive-in to have the projector slightly out of whack - but it could be a shoop.
I'm not sure why, they had the entire time they were building the facility to get the projector properly placed and aligned.
The last time I tried to make an OC like this, I made the same mistake. Observe.
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Ah I don't get it
Am I being punished for my browser or my OS
My cousin had always been a normal guy until he saw this movie. Now all he can think about is anime and J-pop. Is this normal?
Could be subsidence on the screen side, and moving the projector could be a hassle, idk but if it is a shoop the lines on the edge of the screen blend in so well when you zoom in. So I think looks real to me.
When you step into the world of Alita fandom, pretty much anything and everything is normal.
I don't get it either I just copied his and it worked.
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It is running on West Wind Drive-In in Glendale, Arizona where the Yea Forumsedditor is from - but I'm not sure if this is there.
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Hmm, true. It's also got a very uniform grain through the entire photo, which would indicate a very skilled shooper if shooping was afoot.
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I went to the Star Wars convention for a week and didn't check the Alita generals the whole time. How in the FUCK did she get memed into being an undead bloodsucker?
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I DON'T KNOW
There are canon vampires in the manga, but not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!
Holy shit, I'm in Mesa. Last time I went to the drive-in was Apollo 13 and I don't remember one goddamn second of that movie.
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>AND THE GENERAL HAS REACHED A NEW LOW.
Don't deny yourselves, you know you want some of this.
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I like that the chocolate shirt I bought at Goodwill for $1 and posted here also got memed into being vampyr attire.
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I just want to triforce for Alita!
is that so wrong?
I'm the maker of 98% of the Vampalita OC, and even I believe this is the most abjectly terrifying piece of OC to be born in this general.
You need to post the crazy one, tho.
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>Many have tried to triforce in the Alita general.
>They tried and failed?
>They tried and died.
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This guy gets it.
If you can't succeed according to the rules, use a different rulebook.
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I think the whole vampire Alita ERP shit was the lowest point.
I've been away for a week. Chicago appeared to be range-banned. Since I couldn't post, I didn't even bother reading, either. What is the "crazy one"?
>I went to the Star Wars convention for a week
Yikes.
I didn't even know what this cringy fuck was until I got back. Most of the 30,000 people there were well-adjusted sex-having creative, fun people or their kids.
tl;dr: They're trying really hard to get the Prequel and OT fans back, because the sequel fans spend hardly any money on merch. The movies are dead. TV shows is the only hope for Star Wars now. They had a shipping panel at the convention, but Daisy Ridley cut down reylo in an interview.
>went to Star Wars convention
>used the phrase "sex-having"
you just outed yourself as Jerome, even if you aren't Jerome you will be shunned as such.
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fuck it I don't get it. Saved this shit on notepad++
>guy who contributes nothing claims OC is lowest point
HEY EVERYONE, GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
I am here to discuss the movie and the franchise. I don't give a shit about your cringy, thread derailing reddit memes.
Alrighty then bro, start discussing, I'll be listening.
>convention of 30,000 sex-having people
Damn, must have been one hell of a gay orgy there
Good thing we are all anonymous.
Half of those people were women.
Good morning frens
>Kissu
Cringe
I went to the one in Chicago and it was basically like a standard anime convention
That's the one I'm talking about. I've never been to an anime convention to compare.
Honestly, most conventions can't be too picky about their themes - so while you get something were specific like Star Wars or Dragonball having a convetion only about that single topic - most conventions are just general media conventions covering anime, Sci Fi, video games and TV/film in general.
Anime conventions probably don't have well-known celebrities walking around or cost $215. Or a mall's worth of dealers selling merchandise for exactly one franchise. Or live streamed panels that instantly go viral.
I would only ever go to a Star Wars convention.
You were up late on a Wednesday night, buddy.
It will happen eventually.
Does anyone know when is AlitaCon is taking place?
Nevruary 0th, 20never. :'(
Oooh, dancing clockwork skelly alita would be fantastic . Idk how you could do that in this style tho
>GOOD MORNING
She’s got a strong heart to dance for years
Sleepy morning repost for my earlyfrens.
Tense murders me, I'm constantly catching myself slipping back and forth as I write. Whenever tense is played with you can safely assume I've just fucked up and missed it.
Much appreciated! I think I'll switch gears and try to get something new out before finishing Convalescence because it was supposed to end with Part 4 until I lost myself in the cafe scene and Part 5's going to get negative hits at this rate anyway
mornin' fren
> Waking up at 4am to workout and train some panzer kunst
I do it for Alita
proud of you user
Be the change you want to see, user.
Soon
I dont get it
All smile's
Good morning user
I need healing, bros
Quick, here's a quick shot
I'd go to an Alita con. Though what would you have/do there? Is there enough material for a con?
Much better... Thanks
If you include the mangas, sure, the main attraction should be a motorball evemt on a modified NASCAR track though.
There's 20 to 30 years of the manga alone
See you guys at the venus stall best beef oysters there.
Cool thing I noticed is the larger motorball playes were using normal sport bike tires. Not even racing slicks either.
> had a dream I took punklita to an iron maiden concert
Whats up with that meme?
You lucky fag
>not a punk concert
Why?
Must be protected at all costs
I wish i had dreams like that
I dont like the Scene right before the race when she is on the phone with Hugo.
It looks like some acting trial footage stuff.
Anyone got the pic of the tweet, dont have it on my phone..
Idk, I can’t control my dreams. I don’t even like iron maiden that much
When fear of the dark started playing she turned into a vampire and I put her on my shoulders so she could get a better view of the stage
Whats up with you?
It’s qt
Don't forget that just before Ido calls Alita during the motorball scene he just shoves someone down like full force, for no reason.
Yeah but you are not gonna go to a con to read manga, I am talking about activities to do, merch to buy, panels to see etc.
Man thats a good dream anyway
yeah motorball stuff, put some VR in there possibly. Kinda similar to iron city experience i guess but with a bigger bar, oh and the whole real life Motorball thing.
Thanks, anons!
Iron city rules, brah
Hmmm
Rosa is for LEWD
Guy on the bottom of the stairs: "You seeing this shit?"
Hello /ALITA/! Let's have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens.
Who is this semen demon?
Ugh, just finished a job application. I feel like dropping dead.
I got so excited I forgot my picture.
What does /ALITA/ do for a living?
KILL
His daughter was surrounded by murderers who all wanted to kill her. I'd shove anyone or anything out of the way too.
Oops sorry, I think I interpreted that wrong.
I deliver pizza, and fantasize about being Alita.
What good is a cosplay chick who dresses up like this if she doesn't fuck you? She thinks it's okay to dress like a whore for a photo shoot as long as it resembles some comic book character?
Just be your whore self and suck this dick already!
Well there's a good chance she fucks someone, just not you. The point of the shoot is to give you something to jack off to later, while feeding every thot's need for attention and validation.
College.
Imma bean counter. Maybe next week at lunch I'll shoop some terrible Alita versions of this during lunch.
>American YouTube personality Tony "Nem" Mitchell watched the film 103 times in theaters, a world record. When Mitchell's streak was gaining media awareness around his 44th viewing, he noted that IMAX reached out to give him 50 free tickets to continue the streak, and the Russo brothers invited him to Endgame's premiere.
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Apparently this was newsworthy, but nobody reported about the amazing fan reception to Alita with people watching it 20-40 times and hardcore fans watching it 50+ times. We even got Jerome on twitter with confirmed 99 screenings. People are posting their ticket stubs and screencaps of their online reservations on twitter and reddit, so some journalist could have written an article about it, but obviously we can't have positive articles about the movie. The narrative is that it flopped and was completely mediocre.
That's what I'm saying, she's just some chick. You don't fap to any chick who dresses like a whore.
>Any pain anywhere?
>No.
>Numbness?
>No.
>I can't control my dreams
Have you even tried?
Are you a gril?
It's kind of interesting how if you take any general analysis of the media reception to Alita versus an MCU movie, and replace "Alita" with "conservative idea/action/thing" and "MCU movie" with "progressive/SJW idea/action/thing" it plays out pretty much identically.
Alita is a microcosm of the culture war as a whole, played out in reviews, box office "numbers" and backroom deals.
>You don't fap to any chick who dresses like a whore.
So, no porn for this user i suppose. You just fap to clean cut, modest looking women?
No, but come on man, if the movie didn't give you a hardon for the idea of having an URM body made out of nanomachines, there might just be something wrong with you.
I don't want to *be Alita* per-say, I just want to be like Alita, an unstoppable, badass elite killing machine.
What is with these gay cringy drawings?
some PA crew-user confirmed the film was 50/50 when it came to practical effects vs. CGI.'
lel
Battle Angel has something for everyone. Even SJW's. Ticks me off that they won't give credit where its due.
It's all meta-memes. This general has its own culture now, and these shitty illustrations that pass for memes and OC are the lynchpins of it all.
If you think SJWs just want generic female empowerment, sure.
But the flavor of female empowerment that Alita delivers isn't what SJWs want, because it doesn't come at the expense of men in general.
No I fap to porn actresses. Cosplay chicks are just looking for acceptable ways to dress like whores and it's just cheap.
>30,000 people there were well-adjusted sex-having
Exactly! A bunch of fucking normies with shit taste in movies. I'm one of the most hardcore Star Wars fans you'll ever meet. I worship the original trilogy, think the 'new trilogy' (1-3) mostly sucked with a few exceptions, and Episode 7 was barely just okay. I skipped Rogue One and Solo. Episode 8 killed the entire franchise for me. Murdered it. I don't give a shit about Star Wars beyond the original trilogy anymore. Star Wars is dead, and all those 30,000 losers who went can't be trusted because they don't acknowledge that the franchise has been raped and murdered.
Preach, brother.
Rogue One was kinda ok. Since there are no jedis.
I thought Rogue One was the best of the nu-wars productions.
>Cosplay chicks are just looking for acceptable ways to dress like whores and it's just cheap.
....not all chicks dress like it's Slutmas ((Halloween)) A friend of mine once made a No Face costume (that spooky guy from Spirited Away), totally covering her body, most people not realizing she was a girl while she wore it (and she's a hot, curvy qt). Won her a $200 prize it was so good. And even if girls want to show some skin, it doesn't necessarily have to be so sexualized. I've seen shirtless, muscle-bound, greasy guys playing Goku, Duke Nukem, and Conan all the time. If someone put real effort and time and talent and painstaking work into getting a costume just right, the make-up, the accessrie, the poses, etc. all just right and authentic to the character, I don't think they're pining for attention. I think it's because they really love the character and want to go to a safe environment where they can geek out about their fandom with others.
This is true. They don’t want the power to actually do things for themselves. They just want the power to take things from men by force.
Hey now, many of the people who went to Celebration don't care about the sequels at all. Even the "Fandom Menace" people went there, and ThatStarWarsGirl even got into the Episode IX panel. She reported that the people who sat next to her there were a bunch of /reylo/s who didn't even recognize Ian McDiarmid though - so you do have a point. But not all of the attendies are Mouse-guzzling morons. There were even cosplayers openly mocking Disney star wars.
Might give Rogue a chance to wash the taste of 8 out. But if I do, it'll be the last Onions Wars I ever watch.
Yeah, SJWs don't really want 'justice'. They want VENGEANCE.
There might be a few who love the character but I definitely agree they are looking for a safe environment to dress like whores.
>There were even cosplayers openly mocking Disney star wars.
Okay, this is pretty based. Got pics of the meta-cosplayers?
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>Pic related is me most days.
That's pretty brutal bro, I can see why you're here. Alita must be pure escapist candy for you.
In my book, a whore is as a whore does, not looks.
If a girl is a stripper or wears lewd clothing or is a huge flirt etc., but a virgin or has only been with a few guys, that girl's not a slut/whore, in my book. But if a girl who dresses prim and popper and posh and is a goodie-goodie and would never act lewd or suggestively normally, but then behind closed doors blows every guy around, fucks every guy around, has slept with scores if not hundreds of guys, that's a slut/whore.
Maybe a better word for outwardly appearing to be promiscuous whether or not she actually is should be 'skank'?
Anyway, back to more Alita.
see
And it's not the only one.
Alita Nendoroid when?
Isn't that why were all here...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is excellent
>fellow bean counter
Do you hang out here all day at work too?
When fox pulls their heads out their asses and gets working on shit...
Dentist
Not soon enough
Most days yeah, unless works busy.
Help's the day go by.
Freelance filmmaker, designer, marketer
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Yeah, there were so many shoves in the movie, mostly from Hugo and Zapan. I loved it. Classic movie spectacle.
Yeah probably, but if girls could be whores without it being public knowledge then about 99% of them would be and the rest are just kidding themselves.
fresh bread
I think you underestimate how many people, in a society free from pressure to be or not to be a slut, how many would honestly choose prudence and wholesomeness. So, I'd say about....5%, versus your 1% ; )
Also, the theory goes that women shop around for a better mate, so if more guys were trophy material, it would make sense that fewer girls would stray.
Because Maiden is 100 times better than anything Punk.
Some user made some pics that are very phantom-like...
Engineer at a local music studio. Life is good.
Maybe out today, but, in their prime, Ramones, Sex Pistols, and The Clash wipe their ass on Iron Maiden.
And how dare you not respect punk in general? Maiden, along with the entirety of NWOBHM, wouldn't even exist without the punk movement.