Soul vs soulless

bumpy

Oh please, OP only knows who the one on the left is cos he watched Ed Wood. Guy probably isn't even old enough to have seen Elvira on TV.

Lovingly licking her cuts, of course.

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Neither were soulless you cuck, try again.

>You better shut your whore mouth

I second this motion with some lotion!!!FACT!!!

All big tiddy goth grills are full of soul.

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Fuck yeah.

How do I get one.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Do you think she dyed her pusy hair black? I've seen nudes of her pre-Elvira and she appeared to be a natural redhead.

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She is.
This is her now without the goth makeover.

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Verbatim what went through my mind

It's just not fair bros.

Goth tiddy thread.

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Very well.

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Minxy is legit hotter than 99% of professional models and actresses.

> inb4 fat tits.

You can find image after image of her chicken legs struggling to hold them up.

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God, more of this slut.

ah-bloo-bloo

It's swimsuitsuccubus.

She somehow got every site to obey copyright and her images get blocked anywhere you try it so to even post them you have to move a byte first.

I haven't even seen a goth girl out in the wilds for at least 10 years or so. So with supply and demand being how it is it's probably going to be costly to get a goth gf these days.

fpbp

mommy

You tell them I got a gang of tanqueray and some bubonic chronic.

This is probably the most perfectly shaped body I have ever seen

Pay an escort, gfs are overrated

this guy gets it

whenever elvira was shown on latenights i would hurry up into my room after and try and suck my own cock because i imagined thats what elvira loved doing

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uhh

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AAAAAAAAAAH MY DONG IS DIAMONDS.

Elvira's gimmick is totally different, she's a valley girl who happens to be a wompire

UH, ALL THE BIG TIDDY GOTHS OR MOMMY AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET IN THIS BED BECAUSE IT'S FOR LARGE BREAST ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MASTURBATE TO YOU AGAIN!!!

>not posting the version where elvira spoofs her in return

Be a goth. Listen to the music and embrace the fashion.They are put off by normies.They will not fuck you unless you do this.

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I'm confused, she loved sucking cock, she loved sucking your cock or she loved sucking her own cock?

i imagined she loved sucking cock so it made me want to suck mine also i used to find my dads porn stash and ginger lynn was hot

>hanging out with the usual bunch
>it's a big group composed of smaller groups of people
>new girl come sby
>goth, 7/10 face, slim
>MASSIVE
>MONSTER
>MAMMARIES
>she's only into emo twinks
>gets a breast readuction as soon as she hits 18
>now barely a small C cup
Why are we here? Only to sufer?

She is a hell of a fine lookin woman.

Still would.

>have to take summer school cause didnt pass freshman biology class
>im into gangster rap
>have a couple of friends also taking summer school
>we sit near each other in back of the class
>checking out the chicks in class
>all of a sudden girl who we never seen walks in
>dressed in all black
>tight black shirt tight spandex looking leggings doc martin boots
>bitch had eyeliner that made her look like a racoon and short bob hairstyle
>but thats not what caught all the guys attention
>bitch has a ass like a black girl but she white
>find out shes new from chicago or something
>she sits near us
>me and my homies start up a conversation with her
>gotta hit that booty dont care if she looks like a racoon and a boy
>shes really nice but ends up getting macked on by older senior metal dude
>new school season starts and find out she moved away because she didnt want to live in small town
this was my first encounter with a goth girl in the early 90s we called her big butt racoon girl

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I want head from her so bad

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>that time she was on an episode of Storage Wars and the retard black guy tried to muh dik her

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Goths were a reasonably sizeable group in my school (well over a decade and a half ago), probably the only group that had no real overlap with the other “gangs”. None of the girls were hot though and some them smelled bad. My guess is most of them ended up as raging, free-bleeding feminists and the boys became discord trannies.

Larkin?

When I say “Goths” they weren’t all literally Marilyn Manson(although there were some like that) it was really just an umbrella term for a collection of Goths, Emos, Skaters and Metalheads. Everyone called them “the Goths” though. They stuck to one corner of the school and didn’t involve themself with the rest.

Why she wearing Mickey Mouse ears

was cuckatino in charge of this scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk

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thats ass nigga

Ya, she also cosplayed as Peeg once too

youtu.be/-9pIZh1jr-w
Thread theme

What the fuck is a Peeg?

Less blogging, more pictures lads

You have bigger tits? Show me

Like a Pig, but longer.

Link?

And this is her in the Elvira look a few years ago.

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Apologize

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We need more girls with long legs in pantyhose nowadays lads

>tfw I've had not one, but two big titties goth gfs during my lifetime
I feel blessed, not gonna lie

did you manage to do it?

Tell us your secrets, master. Maybe add some adittional research material, like pictures of your subjects.

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>He still thinks reality tv is real

You know they do multiple takes and have writers right?

Repilled

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did the wall go easy on her?

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You only smash against the wall if you build it in the first place.
Those who age bad are do so because their lifestyle is trash.

I miss her so much.

Pic is fake, son

Shes beautiful.

>only goth girl i've ever known is my sister
>cuddling her while watching movies is the closest i'll ever be to having a goth gf
Of all the women in my life that could have been goth, why her, god?

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if Tom Jones is considered "The Wall" then no.

I'm afraid it was almost 8y ago or something, I don't have any picture. One was a redhead with a lot of daddy issues that ended up being more trouble than anything else. The other one was from Italy and was the best sex of my life. We broke up for stupid shits. The secret is being an autistic fuck that doesn't understand they're flirting with you, it will look mysterious (I'm not kidding here, that's what happened in both cases).

Yeah, not sure abt how old she is in this pic but shes 65 now and looks great still

pinballmap.com

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Fuck dude

Is she the girl on the Small Change album cover?

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That's exactly how I got my own goth gf.
She was flat as fuck, though.

She wanted Elvira to be a "clean" sort of lewd, if that makes sense. She was meant to be naughty and flirty, but never explicit. A teenage boy's fantasy. Peterson posed nude several times but never as her Elvira character.

She cute

probably the only true goth in whole fucking thread
long live goths and fuck posers
youtube.com/watch?v=_QMimSL8NBg

Cringe

Jesus fuck user

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Based

I don't have the experience to say for sure but I have heard pubes match eyebrows. So probably not by the pic in

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God I will never get over how much of giant disappointment Larkin Love is. Here's a woman who looks like a mature mix of Anne Hathaway and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, big pair of milkers, thicc figure, and a giant tongue she uses for all sorts of lewd craziness. And none of that matters because she decided to get the world's ugliest tattoo across her entire fucking abdomen. Honestly, what was she thinking? Even she must know how much of an eyesore it is because she's almost always wearing a corset to hide that monstrosity. And the fact that she's always clothed means none of her scenes will ever be as sexy as they can be. FUCK

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so be good looking
well, shit

*closes eyes and inhales*
yeah I would

It's mostly true, but eyebrow pencil (makeup) is used to make her eyebrows darker

What is she up to now?

Tenderly

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based. I can't reach my cock no matter how hard i tried

She still looks amazing. She aged like a fine wine. Avoided the wall quite well

>Vampira
FINLAND
MENTIONED

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Absolutely based