My wife won't let me watch shows with white people in them

>tfw impending divorce
>tfw it'll finally unlock the power of Punished Bill

can't fucking wait

I was watching him talk about his wife not letting him watch GoT cuz it's all white people and how he's going therapy to work on his anger (which is obviously her doing, as well) and I just felt like the Bill we all love is nearly dead. He's been slowly dying for years, but man...
What makes him so funny is that he yells angrily about all the stupid fucking bullshit in the world and doesn't hold back. Nia is absolutely destroying him and it's just sad to see.

good. mouthy fuck has acted like the coolest above-it-all guy in the world and all it took was one baboon to smile at him and his whole schtick collapses

It fucking baffles me that you white people were THIS fucking close to conquering the entire world. You held the world in your palm, and then you allowed your biggest weakness, compassion, to fuck it all up.

And look at you now. Your men are the most effiminate and patethic out of any race. Your women have got you all by the balls. It's like you all enjoy to be humiliated at every turn. And still there are a few of you who continue to hang on to what your forefathers did? No, you had your chance and you fucked it up. In 200 years there will be no more white people. That's how evolution works. Compassion is a weakness.

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The funny thing is, she hasn't instigated a divorce yet because he's still a money maker. By slowly killing his anger, she's simultaneously killing his humor and comedic prowess.

Once he stops bringing in the bacon, Nia's going to leave his ass, take half his shit and take the girl with her -- by that point Cleo will probably be dead from old age too so he can't even go back and adopt her again.

No wonder he mocks identity politics so much. His wife is a raving BLM/SJW type.

kek

He didnt watch game of throne before he was with her you fucking idiot

WE

We wuzn't kangz. But we will be. At least we'll pretend to be while the Chinese rule us. But at least we'll still exist, unlike you.

You know it, I know it.

WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK KANGZ AT BILL?

WHY THIS PASTY ASS WHITE BITCH GOT DRAGONS N SHIT BILL?

WHY THIS NIGGA LIKE HER, BITCH AIN'T GOT NO MEAT ON HER BILL

YOU KNOW WHO CREATED DRAGONS BILL? THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK PEOPLE

DRAGONS USED TO TERRORIZE AFRICA BILL

LOOK AT THIS SKINNY ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE CAN'T RULE SHIT. MY PERSONAL TRAINER TYRONE COULD KICK HIS ASS

BILL WHY YOU WATCHING THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING SHOW FOR?

BILL DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH YET NIGGA?

YO I HEARD YOU BEEN SEEING CLEO, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KILL THAT MUTT BILL

BY THE WAY, I NEED TO DO MY NAILS AND HAIR TOMORROW BILL, SO LOOK AFTER THE GIRL FOR 10 HOURS

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wait this isn't a meme? are you fucking serious?
this guy was never funny imo but at least he had dignity.

Yeah he called about it on Conan there other day. Conan asked if he was excited for the final season and Bill said he hadn't even seen any of the show, and that he had wanted to watch it but his wife said no because she "doesn't give a shit about white people in the middle ages."

>this guy was never funny imo but at least he had dignity.
>Irish
>dignity
lmao no

>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

unironically what did he mean by this?

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Man, that last appearance on Conan was BAD. It was tough to watch Bill bomb like that. The audience was dead quiet for each punchline, so Bill just floundered through his old material, but nothing helped.
Brutal.

>Bill gets whipped with a belt halfway through a me undies commercial

Nice quads too

Remember kids, this is what jungle fever does to people. Don't catch it

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She looks like an oreo bar

Bill is a retard. Banging black chicks is fine -- in fact it's fun -- you just don't go marrying them like a dumbass.

It's the same reason why you shouldn't try to turn a hoe into a housewife. It's a waste of time because it goes against their nature. They're not marriage material.

>Banging black chicks is fine
Why would a girl who is marriage material ever consider marrying a man who has done this? If they were ok with it, they wouldn't be marriage material to begin with.

>that he pretends to be a tough guy in comedy because in real life he's a pushover little bitch
his a little bitch. He saying that at the dodger game he almost got into a fight with some mexicans but nothing happened. Yeah right dodger games suck because mexicans are always fighting

>Your women have got you all by the balls. It's like you all enjoy to be humiliated at every turn

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Billy did fine. He attacked the whores.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5jJ-x1-20ro

who the hell is cleo

The Chinese will exterminate the blacks and latinos while keeping a select group of hyper-intelligent whites as think tanks and innovators. They will be a protected class, controlled in population to ensure they don't break free, yet given the greatest luxuries in life to fuel their imaginations.

He's not wrong. The amount of women I see on dating apps in the US who are morbidly overweight and disgusting (short boyish hair dyed aqua and pink, piercings, shitty tattoos all over) is astonishing. And they are all bisexual, into open relationships or self identify as feminists.

Disgusting.

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based schizo

Read it all in her voice lmao. What the fuck is going through Bill's mind to hook up with that Congo Mongol?

I fucking love how the media got ahead of the whole Joe Biden molesting thing by only showing a few of the mildest pictures where he was holding some old women in a semi-inappropriate way. While completely fucking ignoring the 10+ videos where he was about 5 seconds away from pulling his cock out on children.

The fact that idiots like Bill Burr swallowed the bait whole shows that it worked.

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There's a reason foreign expats are placed in closed communities in China.

how do you people come up with this shit

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Fuck this guy

>Your men are the most effeminate and pathetic out of any race
not sure if this post is pasta... but what you mentioned right there is the left wing of the States.

I never liked Biden, but until I see straight up evidence of him attempting to molest somebody, I'll assume he's just a creepy old man with a poor sense of personal space. That isn't uncommon. The attack on him is pure politics and is overblown. Not that it matters. The Dem noms are such a shitshow. Trump's going to take 2020.

>come up
>he didnt see his black history month special podcast where Nia punched him in his shoulder

>The Dem noms are such a shitshow.

You just know they're going to go with Harris or Booker and try their darnedest to shill them into the White House. They'll turn everything Trump says in the debates into a racial and/or sexist attack and the sheep will fall for it.

>using dating apps
Well there is your problem

I'm not saying the videos are evidence of him being a child molester. But they are evidence of him being a creepy old fuck. Which ironically was one of the most important attack vectors that the Dems used against Trump in 2016.

I know it's just politics both ways, but for the common idiot in the street, the hypocrisy really does fall flat on them.

Of them all, I like Andrew Yang the most. His endorsement of universal/basic/whatever income and random tangents into shit like eroding the American penny means he won't win shit, but I like his sensibility and ability to clearly articulate himself.

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>no hillary to hold all the other candidates at gunpoint forcing them to capitulate
>2020 DNC devolves into feral free-for-all between myriad candidates trying to hog the spotlight for their minority pandering

>trump calls someone a nigger on twitter and gets elected again because republicans are too scared to split the vote, again

Why are American politics so shit? Why can't there be more than 2 parties?

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blakc women never divorce, they stick around to the bitter end until they take your soul, only white women divorce because they are soullesssuccubbus that just want to party with half your stuff and fuck Mr. Abs

Same, he's the best candidate. Yang seems the most logical and sane of them all, and for that reason, the retarded left will eat him alive.

Universal basic income would turn into a fucking nightmare unless very strict border control was established. Which isn't exactly Burgerlands strong suit, when half your fucking leadership wants to open the border for anyone that has a sob story to tell.

It's 2019. You can't just hit on random women you see, it leads to community outrage and stalking charges. You literally have to use dating apps to find women who consent to sex.

don't sleep on barry o
do not sleep on barry o

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I thought UBI was bullshit until I saw him on JRE and he honestly convinced me we need it. I doubt he'll get enough support but man I wish he would.

>Why can't there be more than 2 parties?

There are multiple parties, they're just poorly represented because they have shit fundraising and sponsors. A candidate can also run as an independent if they really want to.

Ross Perot did really well in the 1992 election and he wasn't affiliated with any party.

>UBI
>logic and sane
Hell yeah brother. Let's just give everyone $1000, surely that won't lead to hyperinflation, leading to more handouts to deal with inflation, leading to further hyperinflation, perpetually escalating all while people stop working because why would you work when everything is free.

Why stop at $1000/month? Why not give a billion dollars every month to each person? Hyperinflation works out great, ask Zimbabwe! Socialism also works out great, ask Venezuela! Just keep printing more money out of nothing to give away for free, what could go wrong!

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>blakc women never divorce
That's pretty much true.

You forgot that the most compassionate people on earth are also the most deadly, innovative, and successful people on earth.

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chinks cant into war

It won't. That money is already in circulation. It only increases inflation if we print more money.

Let's be blunt: given the future of automation and AI, either we severely curtail automation outside of the defense industry or we'll need UBI just to prevent endless terrorism and civil war. I don't like the idea either. But I am ultimately a pragmatist. I don't feel terribly wedded to any ideological position, and the truth is, different problems need different solutions. This problem has no other solution I've seen raised that won't severely damage the economy (as regulating automation would).

>"Jamie pull up the domestic violence statistics for black women."

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Because the corporate entities that control both parties say so. Right hand puppet fights with left hand puppet and the common simpleton thinks progress is being made.

All the deadly, innovative, and successful Germans were killed in WWII. Why do you think Germany is currently drowning in amber waves of rapefugees?

Funny how nobody preaches doom when the government gives the banks two trillion dollars. God forbid more than a pittance ever reaches the proletariat.

>There are multiple parties
It needs to be a grassroots effort. And no other party can get their shit together enough to win a reasonable amount of local elections.
What, Libertarians? They're all over the place. They eat themselves worse than Democrats.
The Green party? Please. Even they don't believe their own shit.
The Tea Party and the Koch brothers are pretty darned close to splitting off into a separate party, honestly.

...

>All the deadly, innovative, and successful Germans were killed in WWII.
All? Not at all. We exist throughout the Western world now.
>Why do you think Germany is currently drowning in amber waves of rapefugees?
Germany couldn't overcome the sheer numbers of their brothers turning against them, allowing the jews and commies to win.

You're forgetting that laws and the media try their hardest to dismiss and place barriers of entry to anyone daring to break the duopoly. Even current year man exposed his wires when he smeared third parties by comparing them to trash in a parking lot.

His UBI plan isn't really that crazy. The money wouldn't be printed and result in inflation -- it would be obtained by taxing businesses which benefit from the added simulated growth. The UBI plan is more like a stimulus package.

Regardless, it's hard to argue against it when the U.S. literally wastes billions on useless shit, and bailed out banks and car manufacturers in 2008 with 700 billion.

If he were to be elected (which is pretty much never going to happen) they'd most likely reform the plan to only be available to workers who have been laid off, as well as legal citizens who earn under a set annual income too.

He's most logical when talking about the threat of AI and the massive wave of unemployment which is going to hit the US in the next 10 years.

>the money is already in circulation

There is currently an estimated 247,813,910 adults in the United States. Giving all of them $1k/month would cost $247.8 BILLION dollars per month, coming out to nearly THREE TRILLION DOLLARS each year. The current federal budget is $4.746 trillion. If you think you can take 2/3 of the budget and just hand it out and expect the rest of the infrastructure to function swimmingly, I've got a bridge to sell you. That's not even accounting for the people who will stop working once they get free shit and the inflation that follows. Everyone has $1k/month for cheap shit? Jack up the price to take advantage of it! Keep raising the poverty level and the handouts as you spiral into a socialist nightmare where toilet paper costs $4000 per roll and your electricity works 2 hours each week.

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0:14 is when she felt something poke into her back

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So what's your solution?

>Home Depot presents the police

kek

Golly gee, I dunno, capitalism? The thing that made America what it is today? Humans don't do things that aren't fun unless you pay them. Good luck finding plumbers and waste workers when everyone's making the same shit through welfare.

I don't think you understand the topic. We're taking about the vast majority of labor jobs being lost to automation. There are going to be millions of people with no way to make an income because there literally aren't enough jobs for the number of humans. Capitalism is not a solution to that problem. You sound like one of those idiots who posts "taxation is theft" memes on Facebook.

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>lol let capitalism fix the problem

Hard to generate individual wealth when you're a part of the 80 million workforce who have been laid off due to automation, and are now dependent on the government.

The recession in 08 nearly crippled the US beyond belief, because 2.6 million were suddenly applying for food stamps and welfare because big corporations fucked over their employees.

2.6 -- now imagine how fucked we are when 80 million suddenly need help.

There is no solution other than depopulating. But since the modern financial and pension systems are designed to be like pyramid schemes which requires infinite growth of new people in order to not collapse, I doubt that'll happen.

I'm actually in favor of the concept of UBI, but in modern day US, it's a mathematical impossibility, unless you go full genocide in the process to thin out the [unproductive] herd.

Then I guess those retards working a job that a robot could do should find a different job! Should society have stopped when telephone operators were no longer needed? What about all those steamship engineers who went out of work when new vessels were designed? This same tiring argument is made every time some new technological innovation threatens a sector of industry. Guess what? People adapt, new jobs are created, old jobs die off. And if you can't keep pace, you die off too, because that's natural selection.

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>marrying a literal chimp
He only got what he wanted.

Yang addresses this, have you available listened to him explain his plan? Or are you just some zoomer libertarian who thinks you understand more about economics than everybody else because you read Reason?

>You're forgetting that laws and the media try their hardest to dismiss and place barriers of entry to anyone daring to break the duopoly. Even current year man exposed his wires when he smeared third parties by comparing them to trash in a parking lot.
Yes, but the media are sheep like the rest of us. Once you hit critical mass, the media rushed to your defense to appease the hungry masses.

Lennin addresses Communism, that still doesn't make it a functional form of government.

Like Communism, UBI is theoretically possible to incorporate if a bunch of other societal systems are able to work with it. No modern country fills those requirements, because guess what, humans don't work for free and robots aren't going to fix your clogged shitter.

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God you sound like an idiot.

>humans don't work for free
What?
> and robots aren't going to fix your clogged shitter.
Yes, they are.

>every adult gets $1,000 a month
>netflix raises its subscription
>cellphone providers raise their rates
>smartphones will cost twice as much
>dumb fucks who need the money will use that on dumb shit and still be poor except they get a $1000 allowance now.

You ever see his supposed daughter? Black as fucking coal.

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That's not how inflation works, you absolute retard.

Show me a human that's going to stick his arm in 2 feet of backed up feces for free.

Show me a robot that's currently capable of performing the same task.

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IS HE CONTROLLED OPERATION OP?!

>No modern country fills those requirements
Countries with vast amounts of state-owned natural resources do, at least to a much greater extent than the US. But still, UBI would only be a temporary solution.

The problem with Western countries is that politicians are only planning 2-4 years into the future. Anything that happens after that some other schmucks problem. +95% of policies are for short term gain, even if it fucks us all extremely hard in the long term.

Nia somehow always has a sour ass attitude and is somehow always mad at or about something when she invites herself onto the podcast, after pretending at first like she doesn't want to join in. for as easy as her life must be not having to work and just live off Bill's money, she complains about something every time she's on it, or bitches at bill for something he did

she lets him watch though as blacks have fun with her...

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UBI is retarded for many ideas, some of which previously listed, but also due to the fact that most people are fucking stupid with money and blow it on frivolous shit. It's why there's so few actual upper/middle class people. If they knew how to manage their finances they wouldn't need $1k/month.

And of course that doesn't address the fact that UBI is supposed to alleviate poverty. Well, tell me what the fuck happens when the standards of poverty are elevated because everyone is suddenly getting free money?

He's not talking about inflation. He's talking about how the market responds to an increased amount of consumers with guaranteed income.

Companies which already more-or-less have monopolies on certain markets would surely raise their prices. They'd be fucking idiots not to do so.

>executive producer
>bill burr

Lmao, Bill actually helped produce a cuck fantasy involving his wife. What the fuck.

Those things will fuck you up man. Jaime pull up that video.

>Show me a human that's going to stick his arm in 2 feet of backed up feces for free.
What the fuck point are you trying to make? This is literally the opposite of what's being discussed here.

Chinks don't need to into war. They just outbreed you while forcing non-chinks out of their lands or into labor camps.

> thinks thw europoor system is better, where there are 8 parties and the strongest party can be ground to a deadlock if the other cucks are unwilling to form a 'caolition' with them
Its why many central european countries can just ignore their populace completely., and merkel is STILL chancellor or whatever cuck title she holds

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I can't tell if you're being dense on purpose or if you have reading comprehension deficiencies. Humans don't do things that aren't fun for free. UBI gives people an option to work less or stop working altogether. That shit won't fly when your toilet is backing up and you're trying to force your Roomba to unclog it.

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Australia has the same thing. You can choose not to work and go on welfare instead. The government will pay you every 2 weeks, as long as you promise to search for work. If required, you can also apply for rent assistance which will top up your payment to cover your housing costs.

It actually does alleviate poverty and results in higher taxes. As a result, Australia increased their minimum wage so everyone earns more, including companies. It also has strong union laws which protect workers -- not corporations, something which is completely reversed in the US. Currently, Australia has one of the highest standards of living in the western world.

It can work when done properly. The issues with the US is their massive population, as well as the fact this country wastes billions and trillions on stupid shit. Also this country's citizens have been brainwashed to believe anything which is state mandated is "SOCIALISM" or "COMMUNISM" including public health care.

you are a fucking moron.

if I know everyone who subscribes or purchases my shit suddenly has $1000 more in their pocket every month I'm gonna raise the price of my shit you fucking fag.

UBI doesn't require recipients to search for work, so no, it's not the same thing. Typical Aussie, all the shitposting has riddled your brain.

Then just get the government to force companies to stabilize their prices dipshit.

You are a dumb nigger, you are the blackest gorilla nigger.

So, you actually think that your anecdote about a plumber not wanting to work for free is somehow relevant to your point that if people are making more money they won't want to work as much?
And you think I'm dense?

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As opposed to having 2 parties that both have the same general plan? One is harder on immigration and the other is more pro-gibs but neither will bring about any significant change. Half of Trumps platform was that he was different from the rest and even he ended up being the same, aside from the media getting assblasted that their propaganda didn't work for a change. In europe the establishment is shitting itself because fascist parties are on the rise and even if they don't have majority, they only need to get enough votes to get one representative in parliament and they have a voice, even if it's small

If you're only making $12k a year, It's not enough to live off comfortably. You can guarantee that people will search for work or try to learn something new which will help them in the future. It's an incentive.

Then why give 1000 for free to alp citizens? Why not just control all the prices from the start, and forgo the huge money flow issue altogether?
>tfw this faggot is actually sughesting the govt should control ALL markets from the top down, and that that it would end in anything other than absolute poverty for everyone who cant buy their way out of the system
Wew lad thats a pretty shit opinion. Care to try again?

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>Humans don't do things that aren't fun for free.
>UBI gives people an option to work less or stop working altogether.
These two things have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and the fact that you think they do is fucking embarrassing. Also, you apparently have no clue what this discussion is actually about.

>I am incapable of realizing that without a plumber my toilet will never be unclogged

Good to know. Go back to your bong and throw your vote away on Yang. Four more years of Trump secured.

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>expecting 1 election to mean 1 politician can literally control everything and turn kike central into the 4th reich.
Meanwhile in reality, those americans who are somehow not completely demoralized realize how long of a process this will be. If we fo the collapse route, itll be quick and extremely painful, but the hoped for long route will take at least 40 years, which about all the time we have left in this system anyway

You realize most people only work hard enough to get by, not to actually plan for the future, right? Giving them extra funds only incentivizes them to work less or stop working altogether. This isn't rocket science user.

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Holy shit you autist...
We're talking about there NOT BEING ENOUGH JOBS.
You're talking about there NOT BEING ENOUGH PEOPLE TO FILL THE JOBS.
These things are not the same. They are, in fact, COMPLETE OPPOSITES

YOU

FUCKING

MORON

I legitimately hope you're trolling

why even have money and tell daddy government to wipe our asses and feed us too. best government will take care of and regulate all of our problems! so much easier and humane.

See:

>Giving them extra funds only incentivizes them to work less or stop working altogether.

You're saying someone who can claim $12,000 a year is enough to live comfortably, to the point they will stop working.

Do you also realize that the poverty income in the US is classified as $12,490? Find me someone who is living in poverty and is happy with their current situation and would turn down work if presented to them.

dumb nigger

>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide

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Are you actually so stupid that you don't realize EVERYONE gets $1k/month? user... It's called UNIVERSAL basic income. It's not just for those in poverty. God damn this thread is going full retard.

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>BILL DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH YET NIGGA?
Bahahahahaha holy shit lmao

>Four more years of Trump secured.
Of course. It all makes sense now.

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Yes, you're missing the point. Everyone benefits.

Those who are already earning will use the extra money as purchasing power. businesses get more money from customers, the government gets more in taxes. Those who have no work, get enough to live without falling into homelessness.

Somehow everyone is going to stop working all together and live off UBI though according to your theory.

>I realized I'm a fucking retard so I'm going to start trolling now so that everything thinks I was being retarded on purpose the whole time

I'm fucking dying. Bravo.

Is this a Bill Burr’s Ruined Life Thread or what? Go argue on normiebook, fags.

>uneducated plebs who lost their trucking job retaliate against AI
>AI identifies humans as a threat and enslaves us all

Can't wait for the AI revolution.

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Wtf I completely forgot this is the Bill Burr thread. How did this conversation even start?

>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
you earned those quads

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He deserves all the suffering on Earth for racemixing. Dirty fucking ginger cunt.

>Increases purchasing power
>Which increases prices
>Steve who had a monthly income of $4000, now has $5000
>When Steve decides to purchase a home, Steve increases his bid due to his newly found expendable income
>So does everyone else
>The lower middle classes [majority] is left in a situation where unaffordable housing is now even more unaffordable

I'm not saying there aren't pros to UBI, but pretending that it'll benefit the majority is delusion at best, and malice at worst.

UBI is very possible and fucking easy to implement, it nearly completely pays for itself because you eliminate the bureaucracy required to fund a shitty system like welfare. You ELIMINATED societal systems by bringing in UBI. You're unable to work due to disability? Doctor puts that on your medical record and you are compensated according. Got an autistic kid you didn't abort and couldn't have known about until birth? State gives you slightly more to your UBI to compensate. There's none of this 4 different governmental departments delegating who has the right to receive what. It's simply more effective government and less of it. It's a win for conservatives, it's a win for liberals.

Who gives a shit about communism

What the fuck is a bill burr?

>get 12-24k per year, still immensely under poverty but doable.
>revitalize small towns because people move to places where standard of living is higher due to cheaper rent
>revitalizes small town economies
>people can actively gear for jobs they want, not jobs they need
>productivity goes up as a result of this, people are far more passionate about their work
>mcdickheads can't just pay minimum wage anymore or people won't really do it. They end up paying workers 20/h due to demand and lack of labour capital, allowing a living wage

got any more dumb points to refute you fuck?

Lol what a cuck.

>mcdickheads can't just pay minimum wage anymore or people won't really do it.

ok you tell that to all the immigrants, legal and illegal, or all the dumb fucking fresh out of highschool or drop outs who actually work at mcdonalds you dumb cunt.

My estimation of Bill Burr as a man just fucking plummeted.

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>AI identifies humans as a threat and enslaves us all
Never going to happen. Violence and purpose are not universal concepts.

This guy gets it. Currently the government spends like 2 trillion a year on social welfare programs. That, plus the increased tax revenue the government would make off all that extra money being spent, plus less people getting sick, less people going to jail, etc. and it really does pay for itself.

Name a single celeb married to a black woman who looks happy

>2 trillion a year

lol no

I was going to say this guy, since I knew he was married. But turns out the wife is white.

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wrong, mcdickheads is gonna replace dumbfuks with robots instead of paying them tons of money for work that even chimpanzees can be trained to do

lol Google it fag

I usually select the text, hit ctrl-c and then press ctrl-v

Barry has good taste

LUCAS'D.COM

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It'll be longer than that, just wait a few years until the baby's lips get bigger then he'll realize what he's done.

YO LIL DONNIE I MARRIED A BLACK OGRE WOMAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIG HOSS?

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>people can actively gear for jobs they want, not jobs they need with UBI

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>you people

gtfo, you crime!

No shit Irish are subhuman.

democracies are shit to begin with
universal right to vote was a mistake

>this close
nigga white people couldn't even get to Moscow they weren't getting the entire world.
just remember, Russians aren't white. They never were, and they never will be. They will pretend that they are, until they don't need to.
The future belongs to Russia and China.

>compassion
This is the power that niggas do not understand.

Companies who can afford the capital outlay of a robot will always prefer a robot to a human anyway unless there is a truly massive difference in the cost over the life of the robot.

Checks and balances are a garbage system

Oh the cattle voted for someone who isn't a controlled puppet? The (((courts))) will make sure nothing he wants to pass succeeds, and threaten to jail him if he goes out of line

shitlib whites die out, conservative whites survive, cuck white genes disappear, white gene pool develops, I'm looking forward for the future

Russians are white.

you're doing it wrong, it's IRL or bust, go to communities whre people are involved in some common hobby or activity

NIA IM SORRY JUST DONT HURT ME ANYMORE

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They're an asiatic-caucas hybrid.

STOP NO MORE

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There is no perfect system, not without perfect people. Democracies and really any system based on voting is highly susceptible to corruption and manipulation of the population. An absolutist system however has less of this, but is entirely dependent on the ruler. If the ruler is elected or even selected by the previous one you again run the risk of corruption, but if the office is hereditary you're basically playing a game of luck and eventually you'll get an incompetent or one that cares only about his own personal interests

sauce me before 404 my man

Because it shows you're not some waste of genetic material that can't even consistantly attract members of the oppoiste sex dumbo. A virginal woman is good but a virginal man is pathetic.

Why dont you just pay a prostitute?

White men pairbond for life

So you will spend your entire existence chasing a dream you will never catch? Isnt it time to just, give up on what hurts, and focus a bit more on pleasure...?

I wasn't referring to the sex, but the black part. Fucking a black girl who is significantly more likely to give you an STD are signs of lack of judgement, self-control and not least, taste.

Looks like Patrice was right all along about your woman trying to destroy you.

>It only increases inflation if we print more money.

Saying stupid shit like this is why dems never will (and never should) hold office again.

Here's economics 101 for you brain dead libs: the more money everyone has, the more things cost.

>DRAGONS USED TO TERRORIZE AFRICA BILL

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oh fuck burr posting hitting new heights

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It's funny, because all of these are things she actually said

Right and your tax return causes inflation too.
Dumb furfaggot libertarian shit-for-brains.

Absolutely based and checked

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>see Nia's instagram
>kid is darker than Nia

lmfao
I honestly believe Bill will be the next big name comedian to kill themselves

chances he pulls a benoit?

Nah man he doesn't give off those kinda vibes

Post pic please? I dont use instagram.

>/pol/ kid LARPing as black
>Those simps falling for it
Brainless cucks: the thread

>This retard don't know what is inflation

LMAO

so this ginger faggot cannot even watch a tv show because his nigger cunt wife doesnt 'let' him?

bill burr is officially on suicice watch list next to jim carrey and fat jew from superbad.

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That's because white cucks are only made to look like they have the power , plotted pawn against pawn and wonder why they cant maga or reenslave the blacks themselves . Newsflash it wasnt you in the first place. We all know whose responsible for the plight of the non-goyim.

Checked and keked

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based corporate jew shill

I'm not entirely sure he was always a little bitch. 2010 era Burr was far from a bitch, he likes to joke about it but its undeniable he has lost his edge. With him the part that stuck with me was when he was describing what it's like when you or one lf your friends has a wife. She doesn't just break you down immediately, you're like a sandcastle on the beach. Each wave the water comes in and breaks you down little by little until you're eventually reduced to nothing. by th means by the guy is yelling 'HEY GUYS PLEASE GET ME TICKETS I STILL LIKE SPORTS". I'm butchering it and I dont even think I got the story right but thats the heart of the idea.

I tried my absolute best to like Nina, I gave her fucking 30 chances but holy shit how can she not drive you insane. She seems like complete cancer.

Ubi is wrong because that money could go to israel

I heard their kid was so black he is already being optioned to be in the reboot of several Wesley Snipes movies.

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UBI is a nigger tier gibsmedat policy. Anyone who supports it should be gassed.

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Seeing as niggers are already gettingg money why shouldn’t whites and everyone else?

Because of all the groups, which one will shoulder the burden of the enormous tax increase to pay for it and be left with a net negative?

Maybe then whites will disengage and a better deal will be renegotiated? The situation now can’t go on for much longer. Hell already young white men are to a degree dropping out of work and society.

Admittedly this is optimistic thinking

I heard the kid was so black he was born with two warrants for his arrest

I heard the kid was so black, you need a 20 pound magnesium charge to take his picture

THE
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I heard the kid was so black it wasn’t present for its own birth

i heard the kid was so black, the doctor made them sign his parole papers before the birth certificate

The jews

The thing you tards don't get is, we won't need those people to work. But they can still hold a gun, build a bomb and still need to eat.

Blacks live on white productivity, simply expanding this would collapse everything

There is no complicated solution to any of this: simply stop handing out money productive people to unproductive people. The fact we live in a period of time where taxes taken a thousand miles feeds some drug addled single mother is the height of insanity

Oy vey, you're right. Imagine the travesty if tax loopholes for US corporations which allows them to pay 0-5% corporate tax instead of 21% were closed.
They would move their base of operations to another country, you say? Then laws should be constructed which bars them from conducting business or selling products on US soil.

wow
excellent wit, user

I'm a Republican you fucking child. But reality is reality. And if you kill other people's children, they will blow up busses filled with out children.

This is not ideological. This is reality. Turtling doesn't work. It simple takes a fraction of the energy needed to build a wall, to crack it open. That's just physics, you fucking mong.

A stupid ideologue's view. I don't care about your so-called 'moral' view of this, it's Either UBI, or we all die in the fires of rebellion.

You see Israel? The Palestinians are sand niggers with vastly inferior tech. And they still fave fleets of rockets. Imagine that, writ large.

Your childish ideology, your 'moral' beliefs, will level our entire species.

CIA(gger)

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You don't need them to work. But they can still murder you, and to build effective robot soldiers requires extreme amounts of rare earth elements. And we're maybe 5-10 years from the sandniggers figuring out how to attach jammers to rockets to block our drones.

Good. At least 6 billion would need to die for me to be satisfied. I welcome the future hellscape.

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That’s pretty hot

This one's for you.

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Thanks user!

the kid is so black no light escapes it's surface

>nia buys a dog without asking bill while hes away
>doesnt train it whatsoever and it is violent as a result
>make bill get rid of it before the baby comes and the dog kills it
what did she mean by this

You know I know asians are only mimicking our emotions. But this little girl really drives it home. More like sleazy Joe all hands biden.

This thread is a real fucking meeting of minds

I too welcome a post-nuclear-war, post mass-famine dystopic future where beyond a small gated community of ultra-rich capitalist royalty the remanences of mankind live in the vast ungovernable savannah where might makes right...

call him a nigger all you want but ur right

>I'm not entirely sure he was always a little bitch
nah he pretty much was
not pretending like i knew it all along or some shit but if you go back and listen to some old O&A stuff then his current predicament seems almost inevitable, and ending up with someone like her doesn't happen unless you are a massive cuck faggot through and through
nervously chuckling constantly and acting so totally happy is merely the calm before the murder-suicide storm

>spends his entire career warning men of the dangers of soulsucking cunts
>marries a soulsucking cunt

>There is no solution other than depopulating
uh, the whole point of automation is reducing the amount of workload required to achieve the same levels of production. the reason automation makes the average joe poorer is because all the benefits of said automation go to the corporation that utilizes it instead of society as a whole. technically speaking, automation should make people MORE prosperous as it increases production at no increased labor cost, yet it achieves the opposite because of mismanagement. i guess you could argue that corporations and their shareholders are entitled to 100% of the benefits of automation because they "own" it, but that is more of a philosophical argument that could also be argued against on the basis that none of those individual shareholders invented all the technology involved, society as a whole did, over the course of hundreds of years.

it seems inevitable that some form of UBI needs to be introduced to keep the economy from falling into a permanent recession, but i think america would be the last country on earth to accept it or even utilize it successfully. i think USA is just kinda fucked, and due to their unique political culture, i believe they would rather be fucked than try to undo their impending catastrophe.

You still need people to build and maintain the automation. I work in that field, and if everyone in my family gets 1k per month, I'm just gonna stop working because I'd only be going in to work for the difference between the UBI and my wage. What incentive does this plan have to motivate me to keep working?

What's with these cunts from well-off families acting like they were raised in some poir-man's families in bad part of town?

i believe the whole point of UBI is that you get it regardless of your earnings. so you would either choose to do nothing and get 1k a month, or you would choose to work and get your pay + 1k a month

there's no real reason we why couldn't have some form of UBI. if we can relegate tasks to automation, then we are increased production for much less work and resources. it follows that we have more wealth to throw around than before. maybe we don't need to give everyone 1k right off the bat, maybe we could start with just 200. but the main reason UBI hasn't been successfully incorporated yet is because of mismanagement of resources and distrust of UBI itself, which are both mostly because the big corporations that utilize automation want to hold onto all of its benefits by themselves.

:^)

It's amazing how the msm has this incredible power over people, people just cannot think for themselves really. It's just like how they got everyone to stfu about pizzagate so quickly.

she's like 30 years younger than him

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>not marrying a woman who makes more than you so if she chooses to leave she has to pay you alimony

This. Most Eurofag democracies are essentially one party states where the center-left labor/social democrat party hasn't lost an election since fucking world war 2. At best they have some lame-ass tory/liberal party that might sneak an election every now and then.

You're not even memeing. Blacker than Nia and afro hair no less.
KEKED

hey man snopes said pizzagate is fake, and if snopes said it, I believes it, that settles it.

LMFAO
There is NO WAY that is Bill's kid. Man that sucks.

I know I know man, pizzagate was debunked already I don't even know what I'm thinking lolz lelel

THE LOVELY GUMMBY

Haha imagine the smell

Checked pure kino thank you user

oh fuck lads
someone send this to him

You can't have a welfare state and open borders though.
The best solution is unironically Yang's plan with a strong government and strong border protection, and very strict immigration. You could create paradise in one nation very easily.
But you can't expect to have that if you open it up to everyone.
I unironically think this is why they push internationalism on the socialists and commies so hard. They know that with so many immigration issues and multiculturalism issues they will never be able to unite and take down the leeches at the top, like you could as one united people

When Patrice died he took the magic with him. Burr went to shit, Jimmy is crying over trannies leaving him, Opie got exposed as a juvenile loser who knows what that back alley Tunsian knife fighter Anthony is even doing. Fuck me. Imagine all the commentary he'd have about capeshit, the Cosby shit and how much he'd prop up Black Lives Matter just to have an excuse to argue about stupid shit.

Fuck.

>nigger marries a nigger

makes sense

>I shot the mailbox again, on purpose
Every fucking time

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I just started listening to his podcast every morning and just the other day she was an absolute cunt on his podcast about a fucking hockey (maybe football?) game or some shit. I felt second hand embarrassment for the emasculation she put him through.

Can anyone tell me everything she's done if you're more clued in than me? I really like Bill and i think he's funny, but it seems like hes bumbling through life being a pushover. Its no wonder why his whole comedy routine is based on anger.

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I guess BET's the only channel that's ever on

You know he's gonna go to Tyrone in Ireland and be all like "Ohhh shiet, tis be mah ancestral homeland, the Burr niggas be all kings an queens an shit here"

I don't understand how our population will stabilize before we all starve to death or kill each other in WWIII over the final resources.

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redpilled

He was already dating Nia in 2007

Yes you can. Go to bookstores and talk to women in the produce aisle of a supermarket.

Like a book club?

>strong border protections
>strict immigration
And now you know why UBI would fail. The only people who support UBI are freeloading liberals who violently oppose any form of border control or immigration checks, effectively turning UBI into a net drain on the economy.

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Brace yourself.
youtube.com/watch?v=xAFBZGVN9HI

uhh this is a joke right?

>bookstores
This isn't 1995. Barnes and Noble and every other book shop got shut down thanks to Amazon.

>talk to women in the produce aisle of a supermarket
You actually believe those rom-com plots from the 90's were real? Even for their time? Lmao. It's social media or die a virgin. Welcome to the future faggot.

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>Yes you can. Go to bookstores and talk to women in the produce aisle of a supermarket.
YUP STILL GOT IT
*siiiiiiiiiip*

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKIN' HOMOPHOBIC SEXIST ASS RIDICULOUS QUESTION
The way she talks is hilarious, but I'd kill myself if I had to listen to that every day.

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Dito.
When I saw the she-boon and how she started acting up, my first thought was that he hooked up with her to get more crazy bitches material for the next ten years of specials.

But SOMEHOW the dumb Irish retard FORGOT TO JUMP OF THE FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.
He will either end up in jail or the morgue.

F

So do I join some fun clubs or something and chat up women there? Everybody says dating apps are shit and I agree, but what is the alternative if you don't have a social circle anymore?

Holy shit this is a trainwreck. No wonder Bill is losing his mind. Why hasn't he divorced this cancerous ape yet?

AW LOOK WHOSE BACK IT'S OL ZIP........................................................................................

imagine becoming everything you joked about lmao

There is no alternative. Use Tinder if you're antisocial or kikebook if you're a normalfag.

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Nope.
And the conception date for her baby eerily fits into the making of this cuckflic.
And the little nigglet is rumored to be dark AF.

It's not a rumor lol.

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have sex

>thanks for paying for my film to be made sweetheart

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If you listen to more of their podcasts you'll hear they're getting along really well. They're a cute couple, and it's surprising Nia can fight back against a standup comedian with 20+ years of experience. I don't think the people complaining about Nia have a lot of relationship experience.

To be fair, when she's talking shit about men she's talking shit about experienced adult men who're trying to get laid in clubs, she's not talking about inexperienced people on the internet who're looking for friends and to lose their virginity.

Check out the one where she hit her head youtube.com/watch?v=8woNnKbnxhY, they're hilarious together. Have a nice day.

Bill is so fucked kek

he's actually a beta despite how much shit he talks

Have sex

Have sex with Nia, Bill

I think in order for UBI to work, the rich and powerful have to be convinced that investing a shitload of money into their consumers will end up resulting in a net gain in profits, like savings gaining interest or investing in a good stock or whatever. Because our country is literally nothing but a business, with the rich and powerful paying the citizens to work to produce shit, and then selling the shit back to them. It's like Walmart giving their employees all raises with the intent of getting them to spend more money at the store to ultimately make up the cost. If they knew it would work, they'd do it in a heartbeat.

I like how women act as though this isn't sexual in any way and is "art", yet if a guy were to do the same thing with another woman his wife would be sperging the fuck out. Either way Bill is the world's biggest cuck and deserves his gorilla wife and their Congo offspring.

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This is the most inaccurate shit I've ever read. I don't know what kind of city you're living in but bookstores are still popular and packed with women everytime I go buy books.

>social media or die a virgin
You're seriously outing yourself as socially inept if you think this is even close to true.

the dog he had

Source pls.

Oh lord...

he isn't irish

OL BILLY BLUE BALLS

God damn, how cucked do you have to be as a man to marry that? Let alone the fact she looks like she crawled straight out of a tree in Africa.

Tinder sucks nowadays. I barely get 2 matches a month. I used to 4-5 a week when I first starting using it. Bumble isn't much better.

how can he executive produce this?

I can already see it. You waddling into a local mom & pop bookshop, nervously flattening the creases on your sweat-stained Iron Maiden t-shirt. As you scope out your prey, you can help but notice a cute girl sitting by herself reading something. As you approach her you try desperately to quell the musk permeating from your armpits which were furiously scrubbed with deodorant in your Toyota Prius before you entered the store.

>"Hey, whatcha readin'?"

She can no longer pretend she doesn't notice you, hoping that you'd go away.

>"I'm not interested, thanks."

Furiously you whip out your iPhone and begin telling misogynistic pigs on the internet that classy ladies deserve their privacy, because it's a sign of purity that you respect, which is why you're still a virgin at 38. When someone suggests you try a social media app you get laid your only response is, "I have standards."

He's not Irish he's a liberal American mutt who clings to the "Irish" identity of Boston. Which is just a soulless American degradation of another culture

I had to turn this off. Jesus fucking christ. Sorry Bill :(

>everytime I go buy books

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>WELL IF YOU GET OFF YOUR FUCKIN HIGH HORSE ITS ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARENT HOMOPHOBIC BUT WOULDNT WANT A GAY SON

absolutely based

Do guys have success stories from picking up women in book stores?

lmao what a fucking ugly nigger she is

have you seen their HIV rates? Russians are black.

I feel like his life revolves so much around anger, he started dating her just because he needs anger to function as a human being.

Try Hinge. I've been on it for about six months and average 2 likes a day still

are the girls dtf?

She's a saint!

i mean and still the brown hordes keep rushing our borders...

Blacks have high HIV rates because they fuck everything that moves.

Russians have high HIV rates because they're all sharing needles. Big difference.

did this happen to you?

i think he just has a fetish for screeching baboon women