It's a Truman gets rejected by his ex so he loses 20 lbs in a single month and plans on asking her out again episode

nobody cares go back to /adv/ with the rest of roddit

doubt it

Unlike truman, youre the kind of person who would take the boat to return back in your home and forgot all the things that are wrong with the place you live in

Something so weirdly occultic about this movie. Someone break the symbolism down for me, who is Christof, why does he wear the hat? Also what do his rings mean? And why they are similar to the rings 33rd degree mason Shaquille O’Neal wears? Hmmmmmmmm . . .

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These threads are funny though.

what is this meme called

sneed

it's a "truman..." episode

>It's a Truman is still using voice to text because he had his hand stuck in his car door for 10 minutes.
>He realizes he is now talking to his computer more than other humans

>it's a Truman's ex rejects him and goes on to date some guy who physically abuses her episode
That season was dark but it was a great change of pace

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>it's a Truman accepts a job near his old hometown after college so he can be near family and friends only to find that his family is mostly dying and his friends have moved on to create families of their own episode

>It's a Truman's neighbors show up to his house regularly to make sure he hasn't killed himself episode

man I hate reruns

>that season where Truman loses and gains 20lbs-30lbs over and over again while playing Roblox to try and escape his mundane adult existence

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>it's a truman begins sliding into full on alcoholism and burns through what little money he has arc

i like how everyone in this thread is posting woe is me posts and yet do nothing to improve upon their own self-inflicted problems. you're all pathetic

>It's a Truman chaffed his penis raw begrudgingly fucking his fat wife for 3 hours straight while she natters on about pointless shit episode

>Kristoff
>Christ of
>of Christ
>of God
>God
Unironically how my high school english teacher broke it down.

If Truman's life was perfect it wouldn't be much of a show. Prob woulda gotta canceled by now

i have no idea what you're trying to say here. you inflict problems on yourself in order to complain about them? that makes absolutely zero sense

Have sex

>it's a truman works hard for 5 years to move together with LDR and now theyre living together and married and never have sex

>its a truman starts taking hormone pills but later regrets it and kills himself episode

you must be 18+ to post here

> its a 11 year old truman gets hard in the bathtub and audiences have to watch a boy have his first sexual experience with himself episode
its on the highlight reels
> its a 13 year old truman watches the next door elderly lady do some arthritic exercises for two straight hours and struggles to figure out if hes really into that or just insanely horny episode
> its a 15 year old truman tries out some things with his friend during a sleepover. it was the season 15 cliffhanger, where audiences were left wondering if truman was going to be gay or it was just harmless experimentation

legit question though, how did they handle this type of stuff, obviously they could steer him away with proper timing and enviromental changes. but they couldnt stop him exploring his sexuality or they would ruin the whole point of the show right?
so they had to have had some weird shit go down. did they have some way to censor things?
and going further how did they get around nudity, especially younger nudity when he was child

bump limit for this ot reddit thread too?

you're still not making any sense. what is the implication by saying that only adults could understand self inflicted pain for the sole purpose of crying about it?

Commercial breaks. The teenage years were an advertisers dream, given how much time he spent in the bathroom.

>it's an I guess Truman is just different from others episode
How can truman be expected to keep going

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>it's a Truman wakes up with terrible hangover covered in vomit and can't remember shit from the last evening episode
huh?

Shit, you're serious lol.

See that up there? It's way above your head, that's the joke!

the producers would just shift between cameras until truman was finished with whatever he was experimenting on, be it his anus or his male friend. but the show provided a "perfect" environment for any human to grow up in so the chances of him becoming maladjusted were slim

>It’s a “Truman takes the /fit/ and /fa/ pills and stops fapping to porn” season finale cliffhanger

Hopefully next season is more eventful

backpedaling now? all right then

>it's a Truman sees his ex with her new successful boyfriend episode

Why do they keep running these this season?

>It's a Truman doesn't understand Yea Forums meme threads yet insists on posting in them

it's not my fault you can't commit to a line of reasoning after being called out on your hypocrisy

You can both stop, this is a Truman thread.

The irony of the movie is that everyone that feels like they are Truman, is Truman.

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>it's a truman does the same thing on his days off episode for the last 2 years

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the narcissists in this thread wish the world cared about them as much as they did for truman. alas, they only cared about truman because he is a "true man", unlike the frauds in this thread

> Hey Buddy!

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I agree with this user. Shut the fuck up unless you're posting embarrassing stories about yourselves while pretending that they're episodes of the Truman Show.

>it's a Truman's ex runs into him on the bus and pokes his arm and he waves her off because she has a boyfriend episode

>WAAAAAH SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO MY SELF LOATHING
lol pathetic

when in doubt post trannies

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Do you have a good story or not?

>it's a Truman wonders if the site is running really laggy for just him or all the Trumans episode

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>it's a Truman spent all day setting posts and stapling chickenwire around his garden to keep out rabbits just for a bastard cat to crawl over and dig up all his peppers episode

>its a truman spend hours researching where to stab himself so he can slowly bleed out just like ryan gosling in drive episode

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>It's a Truman is too autistic to understand a group of peoples' jokes and publicly shits himself in agitation episode

That sucks. I've heard that building fences is an incredibly taxing job. I know a guy who had a heat stroke building one. All for some cunt feline to ruin everything...

fucking tourists how do they work?

>it's another Truman doesn't shit for a week cliffhanger

Get fucked leaf boy

>it's a Truman reads how lethal stabbing yourself in the heart is episode
>it's a Truman buys long, thin knife that's perfect for the job episode

Solar powered electric fencing has helped me keep small animals and deer out of my purple hull peas for the past 5 years.

Don't do it.

>self inflicted

the whole movie is about Truman being inside the womb of Maya (divine feminine) and becoming ready to break out of it and explore

we think we're adults just by growing older but in the eyes of God 99.9% of us are still children learning to walk

Please don't entice him.

pls no, I heard next season might be getting new writer. Show might pick up!

I guess Truman's gonna have to pony up for a better system. Has it held up pretty well over the years?

>it's a Truman bings what drugs to take to an hero but can't find any straight answers episode

>The arc where Truman find his wife’s dildo and uses it and cums like he’s never cum before. Then the producers remove the dildo and when Truman can’t find it he resorts to shoving anything phallic around the house up his ass

I heard there was a 200k signature petition to give Truman back the dildo

Why doesn't Truman just become a sociopathic capitalist instead and live out his dreams before killing himself?

Why is he doing Christ figure pose in front of a literal black cube monolith? Where does a filmmaker learn about this pre-Internet?

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+1 to the petition pls Fingers crossed for him!

How to escape the womb of the divine feminine?

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you dumb religious faggot