/tv has single-handedly turned a 40 year old nerd into a hero...

they can say how great it is as much as they want, but they still know its strange.

>Yea Forums and /pol/ have spent the last five days being angry about Eric Butts
>Eric Butts has spent the last five days having a wave of attention and support, and has even his hero complimenting him.
Wew

posting some meme about 'your wife's boyfriend' on a soiboy's youtube video is shitposting regardless of whether it's done by an edgy zoomer or a white nationalist

They are all lying. Would any of these women have sex with the guy? No, they wouldn't. Case closed.

Of course the ZOG opinion control apparatus has to swoop in because this exposed our culture as circling the drain. ZOG wants emasculated total fucking losers whose pillars of their life and psychic sense of self are Disney's intellectual property. Give me a fucking break who believes this shit. This is as fake as magazines putting great big fat women on their covers and calling them beautiful. It's bullshit and everybody knows it.

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>BTFO
This board won you absolute retard, now these embarassing manchildren are associated and endorsed by your side.

He is unironically a manbaby soiboy. That doesn't mean we can't have fun with this.

This is all literally Disney's marketing budget. I am not even kidding. Shit's fucking hilarious.

How is it not funposting, and how is it not /pol/?

C A N C E R
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>Loser incel beta puts up a video of him crying over a Star Wars teaser.
>Men all over the internet point and laugh
>Women in the media hail him as a hero

Why do women do this? In the real world they wouldn't go near the fat nerd. And actively seek out the bad boy Chad who would bully the nerd.

Over the last few days I've learned that I'm apparently the only person who has ever seen a mole before.

These are the same people that shat on gamers in the past

Imagine having your entire marketing campaign of your movie get derailed because the entire internet was too busy laughing at an autistic manchild for being excited for the movie.
Imagine Disney seething so much at this that they are getting news websites and even Mark Hamill to do damage control on it.

This is the first contact with Episode IX, this is the first experience people have with the movie: the internet collectively laughing at someone for being overly-excited about it.

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What side? Now you are making up pretend sides to suit your pretend victory? Makes sense I guess.

Moles are usually brown, his thing is red.

Does anyone else find it concerning that Yea Forums shitposting becomes legit news stories?

I'm just praying Bill Maher comments on it. He's the one liberal left who calls this shit what it is.

>derail hype train
>Disney execs want to gut you but have to bite the bullet and shill for you

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I never denied that it was /pol/. Also it's not fun posting if it's literal 12 year olds that unironically think they are fighting some culture war see

...

>Listen, I know he grosses us out, but here's the reason why we at Disn-- i mean us women need to celebr - ah fuck it

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a woman who called him a nerd is getting hundreds of death threats from other women

his power level is immense

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>/pol/ helps the roasties demean and belittle men yet again
My favorite episode. These writers are so fucking dumb.

But the normalfags are laughing at this guy.

>Why do women do this?
Easy opportunity to virtue signal. And also to give white knights orbiters a sliver of hope.

the same two sides that define everything on the internet you clueless newfriend

This board doesn't have an agenda or secret mission to fulfill you insane tranny faggot.

Literaly no one on Yea Forums or /pol/ was angry about this, it's been pure fun shitposting, the only angry people in these threads were the tranny spamming nazi trannies and some /r9k/dditor mad about we supporting a conservathot.

Why the fuck would /pol/ defend a beta who started crying over a trailer of SJW Wars?

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>WHY DOES REALITY CONFLICT WITH MY PREDJUDICIAL BULLSHIT, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT THINGS I LITERALLY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH

>Every time Episode 9 is mentioned, the average person is reminded of this guy and pathetic he is being excited over this hot garbage
I don't know, it looks like Yea Forums, /pol/, or whatever won this match. They made it seem like the average SWs fan is this guy and does anyone really want to associate with him?

How does it keep getting more and more epic?
How does it keep getting more and more epic?

When you're this deep in an ocean of shit you can't know if you're swimming to the surface or the bottom, so the only real choice is to either hold your breath or swallow scat til you drown.

But what if I'm thirty and married, but want to secure a future for my white children?

>Does anyone else find it concerning
Why is it concerning? I don't give a fuck to bqh

So how many days of COPE will Yea Forums have before they finally do what they should have done in the first place and just ignore him?

>And also to give white knights orbiters a sliver of hope.

For when these whores hit the wall at 35, and need a beta to pay for their children they had out of wedlock?

This guy is popular and scoring with women. Stay jealous.

>Being pitied
>good
In what world

lmao you lost so fucking bad.

At what point in the video do you want to punch him the most? For me it's when he squeals ''Chewy! Lando!''

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>incel beta thinks we are his ebic personal army against sluts
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

That's not even a congruent response. I was literally making that same argument. Too much booze user.

>reddit election tourist
>calling others newfriend
k

The majority of women wouldn't go near the fat pudgy wreck of a manbaby. If anyone has no life experience here its you mate.

Women aren't into weak men, they want Chad.

No. It's a good thing in so far as we can keep the shill infiltrators for trying to change the boards too much. Do you part today and be sure to write nigger, kike, faggot, tranny, spic, etc. often. Post gore.

Yea Forums is extremely powerful and is a meme powerhouse whose nomenclature has huge influence on the lexicon that gets used other places online and AFK. It's important.

We need to get him on CNN and Bill Maher. They need to make him into a liberal icon who fought off fascism

Look at the Disney shills begging Yea Forums to stop.
They are pulling everything they have
>Y-YOU ARE SUPPORTING WOMEN
>HAHA HE ACTUALLY WON, MAYBE YOU SHOULD IGNORE IT H-HAHA

The fact is, this is the first experience normalfags have with Episode IX: laughing at an autistic manchild for crying over a mediocre trailer that everyone forgot about already.

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Read this thread, based retard. Hell, read any of the threads, they're all full of people crying about how he's ruining western civilization and how they want to kill him.

>Scoring with women
>Far left women who are using this man baby to virtue signal over is "Scoring"

You are a virgin aren't you.

They're afraid folks will think "people see star wars stuff as this nerd gay shit, I better not associate myself with it and come off like those guys" so the 'solution' is to go ACHSUALLY HE'S REALLY COOL AND WOMEN GO FOR IT

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>Women lie.

Very shocking development.

I dont care who you are or who you're disagreeing with, if you use "internet death threats" as the crux of your argument you are an insufferable faggot.

>americans think a adult crying over a movie trailer can be called a "man"

This.
If we can get this guy to become the face of the left and of Star Wars and Marvel fans, they are done for.

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face herpes

His video has like 200k views or something it's literally nothing

he's engaged and you're an incel tho

Why are white people so obsessed with star wars?

>we fucking did it lads, we saved traditional masculinity and western society, all in the name of our m'ladies
>now step aside juan i want a pichure too fool

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If you post here you are the part of this board

And he has deleted most of the comments mocking him.

how worried do you think his fiancee is now that attractive women are lining up for him

she's pretty homely desu

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>t. khhhvibd
Whatever helps you justify your unnecessary hatred.

When he looks at the static shot of sand and says "It's gorgeous!"

Hey, about time leftists got their own tactics used against them.

Still, none of them would ever fuck him, or even hold hands.

It is actually somewhat illuminating that our resident sois consider mass virtue signalling at the behest of articles written by mega corporations to be some kind of organic social process that vets a person's status

>SJW and soiboys are toxic hypocrites.

Like if the media would ever ignore a woman getting death threats unless she is conservative.

His wife looks worse then he does.

Your the incel here thinking fat pieces of shit like him get nice looking girls. Keep up the false hope that Stacey wants you tho.

SEETHING resetrannies.
The news has blow up, it's too late for you to stop it.

Behold, the face of Marvel and Star Wars fans.

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For me, it's this drawing

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I think you are conflating
>They made it seem like the average SWs fan is this guy
with
>they normalized the reaction

two wildly different things

I would rather be a shill for a Disney, than someone who posts and seethes on Yea Forums for free, DESU. I also have more respect for fans than haters, regardless of the topic in question.

>recurring to Zoe Quinn's bag of tricks
You might as well suck 5 sucks now.

>he defends the basedblin for free

I wanna fuck Mary ngl she's got that homely on the outside but slut on the inside look.

lol. How many women have written articles about how cool and handsome you are? Because Eric seems to have a lot of them.

>hatred

I think he is pathetic, and you are worse for thinking his behaviour is normal..

No, they already have a group of orbiters since puberty or even before. I'm talking about those "male feminists" m'lady type reditors.

With an ugly fatass, he's 40, has no kids and they sleep in separate beds.

>belittle men
>men.

More like soiboy manchild.

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what's the name of this disease?

What would compel you to say something so pointless?

>The fact is, this is the first experience normalfags have with Episode IX: laughing at an autistic manchild for crying over a mediocre trailer that everyone forgot about already.
You keep repeating this, over and over again, You desperately want it to be true. The fact is, 90% percent of normies will never know this ever happened. The ones that do will only know about it from these articles that say "alt-right incel bullies Star Wars fan". And guess what? The very small amount of normies that actually got invested in this? They're the ones defending him along with Mark and the other e-celebs.

I wouldnt even consider this cunt to be a human being, hes just cattle , doughy eyed mushy brained sack of meat it makes me sick to my stomach

/pol/ never needed tactics to be insufferable faggots though

>, regardless of the topic in question.

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>I also have more respect for fans than haters
I really hope you are just baiting.

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It's called
>I don't actually enjoy cuckoldry and therefor don't want to see a board full of it disease

Functioning, healthy life.

The women writing these articles tend to look like this most of the time.

Stay mad incel.

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This guy right now is costing Disney hundreds of millions. It is massively important for Disney to make him somehow look good. My god i'm laughing so hard what a task.

LOOK AT HOW COOL THIS KID IS

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I'm a fan of alt-right White supremacism, I have many haters. You clearly support side, don't you?

>Pretend to care for virtua signal points on twitter.
>lining up for him

Do you even know women bro?.

Post his wife

>he really believes this

>The fact is, 90% percent of normies will never know this ever happened
Thanks to Disney getting Mark Hamill and news websites to damage control on this, they will now.

>They're the ones defending him along with Mark and the other e-celebs.
They are the ones in youtube comments of the countless parodies that have already been made of this guy.

It's already a "cool thing" to hate Star Wars, now it's gotten to the point where its becoming "cool" to hate on Star Wars fans.
Thank you Disney, for your incompetenc.e

MAARYYYYYYYYYYY

Faggotry.

>i would date someone like this haha
>meanwhile in the real world

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Holy shit 100 replies to this thread in 18 minutes.

I love Yea Forums, long live Yea Forums and fuck these soiboi fags lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

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Everyone can be in a relationship. For low status males such as me and him we have 2 options: Either we swallow our pride and self respect and find a ugly women we can tolerate, or stay incel.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2QAiAMyYzg&t=4s

you been living under a rock? dozens of youtubers have been talking about this guy and there are tons of articles being made about him as we speak

>Everyone can be in a relationship
Why can't you?

"woman centric websites?"

dude it's all over the place now. y'all fucked yourselves...as per usual.

>hi my name is Chris Evans Snyder

>eric butts
haha
butts

subscribed to her patreon yesterday! #maga

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>this cope at /pol/ getting baited

>they are forced to defend a repulsive male which they clearly despise just to disagree with the alt-right boogeyman

>tfw even 30 years ago, an ugly girl would still have probably been thin

LOL, meme gender.

Liberal faggots, or "centrist" faggots like you.

This is the face of Star Wars now.

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>sheev laughing
>HUW- HWHAT??

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HIS SURNAME IS BUTTS?

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>this is srs bissniss
What the fuck do you do in real life, shithead?

>dating Blaine
He's a classic Himbo.

he's married.

James youniverse will go berserk in his next video to one up this soi cuck, I expect self mutilation or something

I don't think you know how sides work user.

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M A R Y

Everyone one of these losers celebrating this fag is lying. It's hilarious watching them treat him like a child "that's nice that you believe in things sweety"

and they sleep in 2 different beds rofl

The absolute STATE of Star Wars.

>DESU
kys

>historic revisionism
doom posters are fags and aren't the majority in any way, shape or form, go join the 41%

autism*

ftfy

You constantly whine about /pol/ and when we acknowledge it you harp on about "muh culture war"
You fags aren't fooling anyone anymore with your flip flopping

Let's make it happen

>all the newfriends itt exclaiming 'SEE everybody disagrees with you Yea Forums youre in the minority'
imagine that

centrist is patrician, you one side or the other fuck

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how do you know that?

are you basing that off the hotel room that had two beds in it?

No one is seething about that guy, lol. We are just funposting and mocking him

I don't care what you think, faggot!

cuckoldry

you care far too much.

what the fuck are you talking about. I almost never mention /pol/. You do realize multiple people post here right?

I don't understand, Disney did it perfectly marketing Marvel movies.
Why are they so fucking bad with Star Wars?
At this point it almost feels like someone's sabotaging them from the inside.

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how can anyone possibly be this new
that, plus his "explanation" on "why" they sleep in 2 different beds

This guy is an ugly dork and not getting any but the reason for that is they were at a hotel on vacation.

For me it's Eric butts the best soi reactor. James must be seething right now as he has been decrowned as the so y king

>his "explanation" on "why" they sleep in 2 different beds
what?

you care too much about him caring desu

yes

Seething.

So something you're familiar with? Except you don't have a wife...or a life...?

He'll still ve a worthless and weak autistic faggot no matter how many people defend him. If Yea Forums got fucked over in any way it's just in how many newfags things this will attract.

hahahahahahhahaha

Why are you trying so hard to defend a beta known for crying at a trailer of the Söy Wars?

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>I've literally never seen a wordfilter
Die in a fire newfaggot.

Centrists = cowards that immediately side with libfags at every turn
>p-please don't call me an incel or a tranny guys, hehe I like everyone!

>airhands

he's probably getting more than you though, so he's probably fine.

Disney marketing team shot themselves in the foot honestly. Guy is utterly irredeemable.

But they haven't normalized this reaction at all.
This entire thing blew up because all of Youtube was laughing at his autism.

>being this new

baka gb2 redit senpai desu

>almost never
Not fooling anyone, but a tranny like you is used to that, right?

Because they are deluded progressive cry babies who think hot white women will date them.

>all republicans spam nigger on the internet

i can't stop laughing

Sure thing tranny.

If you genuinely think that the incels who watch alt-right youtubers are normies, you're completely detached from reality. Normal people don't know or care about this. If you try bringing this up to people in real life chances they'll have no idea what you're talking about.

Incorrect.

Reminder that you will never pass.

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The reaction itself doesnt annoy me but the people defending him on twitter do, for some reason seein all those verified cunts wank eachother off and shit out meaningless platitudes really winds me up

>desu

lol fuck outa here, fucking cuck boy.

Because Lucasfilm is in control

HONK HONK

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bruh ok this is the depths of your mental illness. You think you are going to wound me with insults specifically catered for trannies. How does it feel to be outed by yourself you tranny faggot?

soooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You don't have to lie. I know you ain't getting laid.

This guy is such a faggot that it's actually infuriating to watch.

Who will be the first to hang on the day of the rope? Soiboi manchildren must be in the top 3 with fags and defense lawyers.

post more alanah

lol haha

Why are you defending the other user, little cuck boy? You wanna pop his cherry?

Fuck off, faggot.

he outright said that he prefers not to share a bed with his wife. isn't that weird?

Remember when every bluecheck and Chris Evans were blowing the kid with the fucked up lip that was bullied and then everyone went "lol fuck you kid" when his parents had a wrong flag?

Find out about this dude's social media lol

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Have we reached the point where people are saying
>haha you are a virgin
to defend this guy?

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The autistic Star Wars fans are the crux of it. They put their nose in everything and make it extremely difficult for gorilla marketers. Marvel just deals with normies and can effortlessly steer the narrative towards anything effortlessly and the retarded fandom of normies will eat it up. Now Disney is blowing more and more of their budget on damage control.

he's also a hero of the left now as he is fighting the alt right

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there are clearly a lot of people here that relate to the specimen in this video

Getting sleep ain't that bad, user. Someday you'll learn when you need it, but you have a ways to go and a lot of growing up to do.

cuck

Fuck off, Eric

first Yea Forums incels get BTFO by Captain Marvel, now Eric Butts. What next?

>Getting a hotel room with a separate bed for your wife

Maybe she's got the jimmy legs.

adding the word cuck to your soiposts doesn't mask who you are lol

Found one.

Who cares about that guy? You sound like a

>I must win arguments with dishonest rhetoric
Cool, thanks for paying no attention to what I'm actually talking about.

I'm talking about these virtue signalling SJW thots, not his wife.

Your first day on the internet too?

ending your statement with lol doesn't make your insecurities, faggot.

>incels
>alt right
it's on BBC user and it will be spammed for days in all media outlets imaginable, it's over. A significant portion of normalfags will know about this

No, thats totally normal

>resetera
What a surprise, this gets posted in resetera and Yea Forums is suddenly flooded with people defending this beta.

>relate to this specimen

how many so y boy/women are in the US right now? are these things the only ones paying to watch these movies?!

you be mentally ill, mon

>being so mad you lose your grammatical abilities
kek

trannies in this thread talking about incels disliking him are out of the loop. Ever since that tweet from a woman calling him a nerd went viral they all started supporting him

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the real losers are cargo short wearers

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./pol/ttards genuinely believe that Disney is spending millions of dollars bribing minor twitter celebs to defend some unknown youtuber because somehow him getting made fun of will make people not see the giant franchise movie

it might tho

>Hero of the left is a manchild beta.
Is perfect.

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aliens might make their presence known to earth tomorrow. what's your point?

mask*

It's not grammar, it's a misspelling. I'm not surprised you can't tell the difference though.

>women, see feminists, promote a weak white male, who sleeps in a racing car bed and not with his wife and who cries over children movies

Not even surprised.
I see you mouse, i see you.

really makes you think

No, their terrible movies are the ones making people not wanting to see them.
What's hilarious is that this guy is sucking away all the attention Episode IX should have gotten.

People are more interested in laughing at a beta than their movie.

what's with this guy's teeth? they are yellow as FUCK

When he's very obviously forcing tears out while looking at sand.

>this board gets BTFO
Literally has never happened. Stop making shit up.

>tfw Brie gives this guy a pity fuck on livestream to get back at us

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I've seen moles. I've seen ugly moles. I've seen big moles. That guy in OP looks like he has a giant pus-oozing zit.

anglo genes

nah pretty sure they think they are just thots pandering to people like you because you buy their nsfw "cosplays" and also cry at star wars

it's pretty obvious desu

idk where they come from but sometimes there is a sudden flux of absolutely faggoty posting for a while here

>women refuse to wear comfortable and utilitarian clothing because their narcissism makes their life revolve around a perceived pressure to look good so we should shame men who don't behave that way
Why are their solutions always to just make everyone equally miserable?

>200k views
>all the attention

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But girls in hoodies are cute as fuck.

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>A significant portion of normalfags will know about this
...And if so, they'll be against you, because the articles will be in support of Butts and nobody wants to side with incels. And everyone will forget about it by next week anyway. Meanwhile, the movie's premiere date is still eight months away, and even the people who hate this guy are likely still gonna buy tickets to it (because why would this internet drama shit affect your decision to actually see a movie?). Why are you so desperate to believe, against all logic, that your shitposting will actually effect the movie's release?

It's 2019, people don't blindly follow the news anymore aside from boomers.
They'll watch the video and laugh at an autistic manchild that teared up at a shot of some sand.

That's great news, from now on Star Wars' image will be forever associated with this dweeb.

the incels are literally defending him against the mean woman

>muh pooooooooooool
>gorilla marketing no way that's never ever ever ever ever happened haha it's not like a company could pay money to outsourced influencer groups on the internet wow so out of the realm of possibility haha

You're reacting to a strawman that doesn't exist, no one thinks this is some battleground to somehow damage star wars release. Who has even made that argument.

>It's 2019
people will react however their favorite influencer wants them to

Exactly.

Because in human nature, men want to meet the bar, women want it to come to them.

Its embedded into our DNA and social structure. Its like how studies show when an infant cry, male babies get a slower response time and female babies get responded to quicker, this all creates a trickle effect.

An example i also see if life is disability payment plans, I know many women that have a lesser version of what i have and seek that free money, I know men with greater issues that refuse to take it and make their own way. Obviously there are outliers.

Go back 10,000 years to the age of dinosaurs, men chased shit around distances to then drag it back to camp, woman picked berries that didn't run away or weigh anything.

Its just how humans are.

>even the people who hate this guy are likely still gonna buy tickets to it
Remember when people said that about Solo?
The biggest enemy of Star Wars is the quality of their movies.
This shitstorm is just a product of how people feel over Star Wars movies.
If this was Episode VII, nobody would say a thing about him, but people laugh at him because he's crying over movies that we already know how umch suck.

Using cringy green texts makes you look like a retard.

How old is this guy? His wife looks late 20s

um i thought we liked this trailer because sheev?

why are you so desperate to dismiss that narrative?

>>gorilla marketing

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He and his wife are 40.

>SJWs are suddenly defending incels

How can I get paid to put bullets in the back of peoples heads in front of mass graves?

>somebody points out what you said is retarded
>why are you so desperate to dismis that narrative
You could not be more of a faggot if there were dicks embedded in your eye sockets

>they'll be against you
you who? also implying normalfags suppot this kind of pathetic shit.
>nobody wants to side with incels
Stop projecting, im married. Not to mention thay incels are literally assblasted and defending him, check out our dedicated incel board >And everyone will forget about it by next week anyway
hownew.ru
>Why are you so desperate to believe, against all logic, that your shitposting will actually effect the movie's release
Never said that, who cares how much pedowood jews are going to profit or lose shill-kun?

It will hit the multiple millions mark by tomorrow evening. 10 million, at least, in sunday.

It is on 300k right now

>tfw i was in the thread that started it all

feels good lads

lol retard.

>WOMEN.COM

WELL OF COURSE, THEY ARE NATURALLY DRAWN TO HIGH ESTROGEN

THIS SOFT CUNT NEEDS TO BE SENT TO WAR, WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE MALE GENDER

Lol no

has anyone showed the video to family or normal people?

I know on the internet people are more inclined to lie and pretend to be on his side. But in all seriousness its obvious that he is overreacting just for views.

Probably because it's insane and only seems real if you live in a parallel reality

I wouldn't normally care but this is just so obvious like a laser focus and desperation.

Yeah, they are. Look it up.

this

but call him a marketer and see how he recoils, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

Me too.

Remember how that one guy was trying really hard to get us to make fun of that bearded guy instead?

Just remember these same people want to start a civil war against the rest of us.

I think the answer is obvious.

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>and nobody wants to side with incels.
lol you people pretending this disgusting nerd is not what people think when they hear 'incel' or 'star wars manchild'

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>me on the right

go to bed Disney influencer team

not to mention most normalfags don't even know what incel means

They’re helping xir out cause they notice the estrogen levels are way too high, so xir will transition soon.

Do you think this “married couple” has sex?

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normally people like this would be contained in a charasmatic church, speaking in tongues

>manlet
OH NO NO NO NO

This psychology is so obvious, "haha i'm not like those sweaty incels haha". They're so desperate to throw anyone under the bus so they can get some validation as not a freak show. Like a drowning man pulling people under water so they can take a gasp.

The funny thing about that picture is that it doesn’t need a caption or subtitle or title or a message, if you post it on any social media, you’ll get a million messages from women calling you an asshols

Ok

What? The right is always fantasizing about how they're gonna start a Civil War and kill everyone with their guns. Everyone knows they're too pussy to do it, though.

How come this one blew up when avenger's soiboi didn't?

what are the chances he gets invited to the premiere and they have footage of him crying in an advert

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>What do you think the average IQ of this star wars fan club is?

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>"haha i'm not like those sweaty incels haha". They're so desperate to throw anyone under the bus
yeah they think it's a magic word where people will think they're hot studs who 'GET' women

But it's odd for them to defend Butts and go "huh actually yeah he's cool, he's ourguy"

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he's so disgusting that's why, virtue signalling over him is great for insta thots to get subscribers

>Do you think this “married couple” has sex?
I don't see why Eric's wife wouldn't peg him in the Butts.

after lefty media picked it up, it’s high, expect an announcement this week

CAREFUL WITH THE BIG TALK

NEVER KNOW WHERE THE AUSTRALIANS ARE HIDING

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>Yea Forums accidentally made this loser virgin have pity sex by bullying him so hard the feminists defended him

kek

Reddit.

lol what are you talking about, nothing that user said was wrong.

I mean no one wants to associate with Star Wars anymore

This dude is built like a fucking tank.

Disney tried to countershill and it blew up in their face. Streisand effect.

No the right is prepared to defend themselves against progressive, far left Communists.
Its the left that talks non stop about "replacing" whole groups of people and how they need to "punch Nazis" (Anyone who is right of Trotsky)

we should appropriate the #welovebutts movement / meme and get him to meet daisy ridley before the premiere, imagine her face when she gets a call from Disney PR saying she has to meet this fat dude on an afternoon, take pics and record a video

making fun of a soiboy is called funposting you retarded ape. It was never ironic in the first place.

1.) that kid made that video for himself and it got leaked 2.) he is a true Star Wars fan like me and so many others: kids who were inspired to make dumbass Star Wars movies, especially with lightsaber fights in them. This current “fan” generation is only in it because it’s popular and they get social good goy points for it 3.) that was real fun, current “famous” Star Wars kids are fakers

you're joking right? He's a dowsy with huge tits because he has a hormone problem

I sort of agree. He hyped himself up way too hard at the beginning which led him to an insane dopamine rush. By the end though, i'd say he was happy and I can't really hate anyone being happy for a movie. Like Star Wars is ok, didn't like the last one and I don't like all the old people in it because they're way too old. That being said Abrams does ok stuff from time to time, like he got LOST going (yeah I know lindeoff and cuse worked their arses off on it plus some of the best writers during their creative primes). Like I get it he's a soi or whatever but even then I just look at it like a child being happy. Ignorance is bliss and you gotta envy that sometimes.

He's XXY I believe

my point is everyone shat on that kid, no one pretend it was cool - it was a joke on arrested development even

people pretending like folks dont shit on star wars nerds since always are goddamn insane

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the guy has broken emotion receptors, look at his other reactions.

He’s a broken “man”, he was in total awe even before Rey appeared, when the screen was only showing sand.

ITS LIKE WHEN DISNEY ORDERED BRIE LARSON OUT TO A RANDOM THEATER TO SERVE POPCORN AND SMILE AT EVERYONE

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Too afraid to post your milquetoast "but like, I mean" centrism on resetera or reddit? fuck off.

Joke's on the feminists then if they want to risk catching that fucking thing on his face, whatever that is.

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now just imagine if it was a my little pony movie trailer

He cute

>Yea Forums is so full of autistic basement dwellers that they don't know what hotel rooms look like

TWO BEDS

Back then it was normal people shitting on nerds for fun, though. Now it's internet nerds and right-wingers shitting on other nerds because Disney makes them legitimately angry

You didn't really have social media back then so peoples priorities were entirely founded around what gave them the most attention. Being an arsehole might be honest but it wont earn you many head pats. Blabbing on twitter about how heroic some fag is will. This feel good shit is so superficial and fake, it feels like it has been entirely engineered for maximum social appeal, because it has been.

But she loved that moment with fans! Her smile was so genuine!

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he said in a deleted video his fiancee and him had never had sex as he was a virgin waiting until marriage

they have separate beds at home as well

They legitimately think " hotel spa" is a codeword over "casual interracial gangbang"

moles don't normally look like dominoes pizza sauce.

That's bullshit but i believe it

>he said in a deleted video his fiancee and him had never had sex as he was a virgin waiting until marriage
or he's low test and has zero sex drive.

>women.com

Why is this the first time I'm hearing this shit?

>Have sex

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its not?

youtu.be/SpLGaT-k5Zc

based tradchad

>thread has reached auto-sage
Well done, Yea Forums. Well done.

"HE" IS NO TEST

based and christpilled

Imagine being this much of a schizo

>Brie
>Fucking anyone lighter than #000000

So normal people shitting on nerds for fun

I’m laughing so much at the girls on Twitter saying they’d TOTALLY date this “””man””” because he shows he loves Star Wars, it’s so obviously not true it doesn’t even make me mad, I just want them to double down and make this a huge deal so that Disney invites him to the premiere and other events, just to see Daisy Ridley and Kathleen Kennedy pretend they like him

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At first I was pissed off by the spam, then I realized It's helping shine a light on the Western masculinity problem. While some people may cheer him on like they do the special olympics, at least some men will see him and think, "ew am I like that?" Hopefully it will bring some self-awareness to the manchildren who pay for the mouse to shit out cartoonish schlock into their mouths. If the price is making some hobgoblin famous, then I'm all for it.

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Either I'm blind or the video is just low quality, but I can see that being a wart or a tiny wine stain birthmark.

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You're not normal user.

You know, not sure if you’re meme’ing or not, but I was getting a bit on the fat side and this guy’s original video was a huge wake-up call for me to not let myself reach that point where one man loses the defining characteristics of a male body.

how brave you are have a cookie.

keep on fighting those normative meanies who are not normal

these dweebs always look exactly how I expect them to

mexican?

Imagine not wanting to turn people like him into compost. But I already know why you don't feel that way, since you'll be in the same shitheap.

DRUMPFIAN CHESS, KATHLEEN HATES ALL MEN ESPECIALLY STARWARS NERDS LIKE THIS GUY

ITS THE WHOLE REASON REY EXISTS AND THIS TRILOGY ISNT ABOUT LUKE'S SON LIKE IT SHOULD BE

BINGBING WAHOOO! *BUYS TWIST CAP BOTTLE OPENER*

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Don't I? Maybe I just don't always think about the roping because that leads to fanaticism. That fanaticism will mean I will completely lose purpose once the deed is done, leading to PTSD and being a shitty person to my kids.

This is starting to feel like Soviet era hypernormalization.

One blatant lie after the next. But everyone knows it's all lies. The lies keep getting more and more outrageous in an attempt to subdue us.

It seems exhausting seeing your boogeyman in every thread. I hope you can find peace, user.

I agree but he does feel happy and part of it makes me happy. As I said he was too hyped and has a fucked up dopamine rush. I remember getting hyped to certain things as a kid. Now days the main thing I get excited for is woodworking, but it's a slow thing which I do regularly. Where as old mate is getting hyped for waiting a year for a 2-3 hour payoff with a few 5 minute pops throughout.

aww diddums

It doesn’t make me happy cause I see a broken man not fit for society. If this was a one-time thing, I could let it pass, but he repeatedly shows he’s not healthy. This guy is a legitimate danger to people around him, he’s a prime candidate for being ok one day and then suddenly ‘snapping’, before doing terrible things in an euphoric state.

Notice he has the same over the top reactions while watching TLJ trailer 1, two years ago, he hasn’t changed or learned at all. He’s trapped in Euphoria. Robot machinery appear on-screen, first 6 seconds of the trailer, and he’s doing an orgasmic trembling sound, mouth agape, eyes tearing up.

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I didn't really bother to watch his other reactions because trailer reactions seem like the dumbest shit to focus on. That the issue with half the shit these days, like why focus on some moron who is watching a trailer. Go shoot a gun or meet some like minded people instead of focusing on some sped watching a trailer.

>Go shoot a gun
ummmm

>not expecting a civil war in america to be bloodier than a tour in iraq
Yeah, good luck finding your kids under the rubble, faggot.
I hope you find your balls.

gotem

But what if I'm thirty and married, but want to secure a white wife for Tyrone?

definitely a sign of the times

Tbf it normally becomes a story after it hits twitter. Maybe these faggots should be a bit more creative than tweetung death threats and unsolicited "I would not fuck him in a box, I would not fuck him with a fox" and they wouldn't give ammo to the other side.

Good example is pic related. She was embarrassing. We laughed. Memes were made and we just appropriate the patheticness when appropriately.

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Eggzackly.