I am no man

I respect women. Ladies of Yea Forums I salute you

>i-its totally different g-guys

>stronk womyn was about to get crushed like a melon until Pippin came in hot with the save

yeah, still pretty Based

>cant tell the difference
woman or soiboy, estrogen in any case, detected

I liked it and it fit in well with the movies. This is coming from a person who totally has a lot of sex

This was an actual good moment back then.

is this when i post "have sex"?

based coitusposter

love poking holes in your flawed logic

>YASSS SLAY

The fuck does this even mean?

No it fucking was not

lmao the absolute state of incels

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Can you pathetic incel zoomers please stop whining about this scene? This happened way before the SJW movement was a thing and it was actually a powerful moment. Not to mention it happened in the books too, but you wouldn't know because you haven't read them and you were still toddlers when the movie came out.

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engage in sexual contact and learn to overcome

>hackson realizes girls need a stronk hero in the series
>he does this

Meanwhile...
>"But no living man am I!"
>Witch King bashes her shit in and breaks her arm
>While she's laying on the ground crying, Merry sneaks up behind the Witch King
>Merry stabs the Witch King with a FUCKING BARROW BLADE specifically made for harming the Witch King
>This breaks through the defenses and allows the weak-ass qwueeeeeen to attack him

J.R.R. Tolkien was an absolute chad author that recognized that women are dumb as rocks and have to be handheld through everything

You really think most of Yea Forums was even born when the movie came out?

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These three films might be the most pro-white, white nationalist films ever made for mainstream audiences, and yet people still find some supposedly PC bullshit within them to complain about.

>powerful
lmao

thats not its intent you faggot larper

Have you fucking troglidites never read Macbeth?

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I'm not larping as anything, you retarded nigger. Alls I'm dones saying is that these movies are white as snow and very masculine and yet /pol/ still finds something about them to bitch about.

What the fuck are you talking about

i'd like to reminder you all that IN THE BOOK it was a COMBINATION of FRODO and a WOMAN who ended up killing the Witchking

>grow up
Take your own advice.

Also have sex.

>it was actually a powerful moment
No it wasn't.

Macbeth's prophecy tells him he can't be killed by "any man born of woman", Macduff kills him but was born a c-section babb. Its the same principle you mongoloid

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She plays Aunt Zelda in the new Sabrina show. I didn't realize it was her at first. She aged like crazy. She's 51. Return of the King was 16 years ago.

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>Back when this came out, this was just a kind of fu
It just cameout

It's less about the act of a woman saving the day, and more about it being a cringey "girl power" line, albeit a clever one.

>I am no man
And you will never be a man,op.

The line wasn't as bad as her sword movement and scream

Found the virgins.

It was also in the book.

Have. Fucking. Sex.

>LOTR gets remade today
>I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE

>kills the Nazgul's fucking dragon
>then kills the Nazgul's
>inmediatly afterwards she's absolutely terrified of some random orc

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In the book, both are intentional wordplay. Neither one is a man. one isn't a man by species and one isn't a man by gender.
It's a deliberate reference to the Scottish concept of a geis. A sort of protective pact that can sometimes have extremely literal meaning.

Macbeth didn't invent the idea, that's just another well known instance of it in literature. See also Cuchalainn or other Scottish legends.

That was embarassing

Have. A. Fucking. Grilled. Cheese. Sandwich.

Imbecile. This was no different. It was not innocent

It was Merry, he just thought about it logically.

Why are incels so afraid of a strong independent woman?

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Only if I can put some ham in as well.

Me? I'd go with bacon.

>No agenda
Lol

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Trannies were right. Retarded incel subhumans should really have sex. Or rape someone at least ffs.

This was 2003. The SJW movement didn't exist. The push for STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN didn't exist. Feminazis didn't exist. Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook didn't exist.

Are Yea Forums users now so young that they don't remember this time and think the above mentioned things have always existed?

prob smells like seaweed

Didn't her arm also get btfo when killing the nazgul ? Fuck I don't remember

retard. it was even in the book. lobotomize yourself already

It was still cringy.

>Not to mention it happened in the books too
So? There's a lot of cringy crap in the books. Tolkien wrote Luthien, the OG Mary Sue.

Apparently it's just like the book except the way she delivers that "I'm no man line" before killing him, it's just like screaming YASS QUEEN SLAY. The point was to create the impression the king was invincible because he couldn't be killed by the hand of a man and create a surprise when a woman and a hobbit managed to do it. Also those films are horribly shot, horribly made by a complete hack.

this

yas kang

it's not about being white

That’s not a “YASS QUEEN” moment. “YASS QUEEN” would be if she were a random peasant that decided she wanted to be a soldier and automatically kicked ass, but she was basically a shield-maiden already and knew what she was doing

>this is a drive thru isn't it?
>i drive

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holy shit what is this fucking reddit cringe? neck yourselves the both of you fags

@113090919
>This happened way before the SJW movement was a thing
Is there a name for this thing where people think something only existed from the moment they became aware of it?

Tolkien was a feminist. Better accept that fact you cunts

she cute

Same

is this scene actually canon with what happened in the books?

Have sex

This. There may have been an agenda, but it wasnt a tired old cringey one like muh equality in le current year. The retarded moralism of the left (branching from social marxism) has done this.

You're stupid. SJWs werent around back then. There were radical social marxists in the fringe left, and normal feminists who just wanted equal rights even before that. The concept of an SJW is modern. Ya, I bet Tolkien was "feminist" in that he believed women should be able to vote (maybe, who knows) but he wouldnt be fagging around in the streets in a pink hat crying about muh wage gap and sexism in the 1st world.

>There were radical social marxists in the fringe left
Academia has always influenced the mainstream, and it hasn't been fringe in academia since the 50s. Also there were always communists in Hollywood and related media operations. Did you think McCarthy was just making it up?
>and normal feminists who just wanted equal rights even before that
Are you really so naive as to believe that anyone, anywhere, ever, has only wanted to be equal with their outgroup and not just to grab whatever advantages they can get?

>Merry crawled on all fours like a dazed beast, and such a horror was on him that he was blind and sick.... He dared not open his eyes or look up.
>Then out of the blackness in his mind he thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.
>'Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'
>A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'
>A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'
>'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'
>Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed.... 'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'
>The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them [...]
>Éowyn it was, and Dernhelm also. For into Merry's mind flashed the memory of the face that he saw at the riding from Dunharrow: the face of one that goes seeking death, having no hope. Pity filled his heart..., and suddenly the slow-kindled courage of his race awoke. He clenched his hand. She should not die, so fair, so desperate. At least she should not die alone, unaided.
Eowyn's courage in the face of death inspires Merry. Notice she reveals her identity before they fight, because it's not a "surprise! I actually have a vagina lol" moment. She is standing proudly and openly in defiance, that's the point. Courage not despair.

Literally every girl was running around singing this shit years before, and listening to boy bands and other nigger shit
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This. Her character is not a feminist or has a female agenda at all. In fact, she follows the lead of a man and ends up saving everybody.

YAAASSS KWEEEN SLAAAY

in the book merry stabs his knee with a magic dagger from the barrow dens, which breaks the witch king's protective spells. Then eowyn kills him. The prophecy can refer both to men and Men since both a (human) woman and a hobbit are involved in killing him

What thee fuck

It's in the book. Also literally only the witch King, not even that strong.

Meanwhile Legolas somehow shoots one arrow and kills an oliphont

I like strong female characters, i love that actually
What i dont like is the " FUCK MEN" and strong=ugly that ((((they)))) stick with it now.

It wasn't quite like that in the books.

Also Jackson skipped the part where Eowyn decided the ultimate purpose in her live was to become Faramirs wife and a healer instead of a pretend warrior.

Jackson also skipped the reddi ttier Tom bombadil encounter

Aren't hobbits just a race of men?

They are still "together" in the end of the movies and the extended edition has a scene with them. The movies diminished both of their characters significantly so it's not like jackson was on some feminist agenda.

>It's in the book

No it wasn't, Pippin used a special dagger made especially for this he found in a zombie tomb

>Cuchalainn
>Scottish

>/pol/
>read
>read shakespeare
>understand what they read
>make the connection with LOTR
dude...

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There was a prophecy saying he couldn't be pulled my a man and was killed by a woman

>wasn't quite like that in the books.
Taking 3 years to finish a monologue doesn't quite work well in action sequences

Oh fucking please, if you went back in time and saw ROTK for the first time youd be screaming and crying like the little pussy bitch you are.

I honestly fucking hate women.

I want to jam my cock through the back of her throat until I see the whites of her eyes open in fear as the realization that she might actually suffocate starts to set in. I’ll give her a moments reprieve to breathe and go for another round over and over until she’s on the verge of unconsciousness. Fucking stupid whore. She knows it. She knows she’ll never amount to anything more than a slab of meat to be used up until she’s nothing but a husk of a slut ready to die of a meth overdose from years of being a shallow dumb cunt.

Fuck her. I want a train run on all her holes, ears and nose included for days on end until she aches all over and can do nothing but shit out her liquid diarrhea from her gaped asshole. The diarrhea being nothing but her consistent diet of being force fed cum all day. Stupid bitch. I hate whores. I hate these fucking sluts that think they’re better than me because they were born looking a certain way. Fucking cunt I hope thirty niggers beat her till she cries and then rape her. If I were the judge will let them off scot free even with video evidence, then release the video on the internet for all to see so she can never escape the shame and humiliation she deserves. Fuck her and fuck women. If she were drowning and reached onto my boogie board for help I’d stomp on her stupid slut hand and spit in the water so there’s more liquid to take in.

Why do these cunts think they deserve anything in life when all they contribute to society is their used up Arby’s pussy? Fuck I hate them. Bunch of dumb bitches everywhere you go. They have no respect for guys that don’t have a perfect physique so why should I respect them? I’m glad they’re all going to end up old and alone, knowing they’ll never accomplish anything of worth in life. Crying on their deathbed at the thought of having lived a vapid life of being a stupid prostitute. Fucking stupid bitches. Dumb sluts, the lot of them. Fuck whores.