Cast him

Germanic ""'italians"" are hideous.

Elijah Wood.

He wishes

Me if his head was more of an oval and overbite

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>Caesar Roman has blonde hair

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It looks light brown to me, schwartza.

AHEM

IF YOU MAY EXCVSE ME

FVCK LIVIA

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Contemporaries described his skin as fair and his hair as "straw colored"
Octavian was blond, sorry.

>Romans can't have blonde hair

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It's weird that they get so mad about this. Must be Sicilians or something like that.

that guy has never read that one article with all the graffiti that was written on roman walls
if i remember right some roman was duped by a blonde haired woman that she is better than black haired women

redpill me on sicilians. what are they?

>tuscans
>romans
pick one

Part eggplant
youtu.be/Jsh4SvPdfl8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_I_of_Sicily

unz.com/gnxp/italy-from-top-to-boot/

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it's never Italians whining about this

Terroni darkies blown the fuck out

There are blonde Greeks as well.

>unz.com/masthead/
What is it with you incels and posting blogs that masquerade as scholars and journalists?

lmgtfy.com/?q=Razib Khan

change his hair color to whatever you want, he'll still look like a dork

based

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And he wrote what equates to an op-ed for a blog. Notice how it's not being published in a peer reviewed format or in a prestigious academic journal.

>reign 27 BC-AD 14
>source 79 AD

Whatever helps you sleep, man.

They're all Lombardy or Ostrogoth decedent i doubt any of those have roman blood in them.

Who will play Julius tho?

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Hideous goblin man is nothing like Octavian except complexion

Okay, Khan.

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My name is Giovanni.

>Who will play Julius tho?
Tsim Fuckus

m.youtube.com/watch?v=adZh7XPKACk

>when art schools arent allowed to tell students they suck ass at art

>They're all Lombardy or Ostrogoth decedent i doubt any of those have roman blood in them.
>N-no! They all Romans must have been dark-skinned brown-haired Turks! It isn't possible the Latins could have been fair-skinned indo-europeans
see

Unz Review isn't a blog. It's also about as serious of a source as you're going to get for a question about ethnic subgroups of Italian populations lol

>Lmao, how do we know what george washington's hair color was if we all we have are paintings made years later?
Because the people that write about Washington's physical description today are citing source from when he was alive, dumbass.

but what about all those regions they skipped

>They're all Lombardy or Ostrogoth decedent i doubt any of those have roman blood in them.

t. Terrone

I thought nero was supposed to be red headed

Make your goddamn minds,and no meds are not nordics...

I don't know

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Tboy Mac

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damn he was an incel?

Even modern Italians can have white hair you retarded mutt

Fuck me I know this is bait and it still pisses me off.

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>scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0,21&q=sicilian haplogroup&oq=sicilian haplog
That was real difficult to find, user.

give me a quick rundown

The classic paul dano

Such a shitty rendering of Caesar. We'll never truly know but I gave it a go.

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Kek I do see the resemblance

Looks like an incel

CLASSIC
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>Karl Urban
youtube.com/watch?v=Y5uraGaxSBc

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