DR PIMPLE POPPER + 600 POUND LIFE GENERAL

Shows are on TLC
(Times are in US EST)

10pm-11pm: Dr Pimple Popper (new)
>Joe has a mound in the middle of his forehead that looks like a third eye; Patrick's nose is covered by huge bumps, Aziza and Lauren are friends who have matching wrist lumps.

11pm-12am: My 600 Pound Life (repeat s04e07)
>Gideon's Story: At 650 pounds, Gideon's weight prohibits him from working, making him completely dependent on his exhausted wife.

12am-2am (s07e17 repeat, was new episode from earlier tonight)
>LaShanta's Story: A mother of 4, bed-bound for 2 years, Lashanta relies on her kids to keep her cleaned and fed. Her last chance to break the cycle of food addiction that's killing her is to join Dr. Now's program, but it will take a village just to get her out the door.

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123tvgo.com/watch/tlc/

OR

arconaitv.us/stream.php?id=130

OR

stream2watch.stream/live/tlc-live-stream?sid=151762

OR

firstonetv.live/Live/United-States-(USA)/TLC-65

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Other urls found in this thread:

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wdsu.com/article/prisoner-released-early-arrested-again-department-of-corrections-says-prison-reforms-are-working/13513117
theadvocate.com/new_orleans/news/crime_police/article_bdf8d0ec-c56e-11e7-9d1f-0bb96478de41.html
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/this-centurys-best-performing-us-stock-sells-energy-drinks-not-iphones-2019-4-1028114374
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Not to worry boys. Fatkino is back on the menu:

starcasm.net/assanti-brothers-new-photos-where-are-they-now-update/

what's the most kino of all fatkino episodes?

reposting from other thread:
her son was arrested for armed robbery just days after being released from prison
wdsu.com/article/prisoner-released-early-arrested-again-department-of-corrections-says-prison-reforms-are-working/13513117

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Dr. Lee can pop my pimple

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He's gonna need butt skin for his nose after they chop that stuff off

based Tyrone

Also interested in this.
I think there's nothing good to watch in this series outside of the Assanti, James K and Sean anymore.
All the other episodes that are always touted as "Really great" are flat and uninteresting compared to the greats, there's really no point in watching them unless it's live with the threads.

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Nigga looks like he made a nose out of Nickelodeon Floam

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>just get off the blood thinners
>dead by heart attack cause wants new nose

Tonight's was up there. But probably Avenatti brothers.

his nose could've looked worse.

is this 600 pound life? if so what episode

>pt doesn't follow important pre-surgical orders
>waaaah I traveled SO far ;_;

There are plenty of great episodes besides those ones
>Robert
>Schenee
>Lisa
>Penny
>David and Benji
>Jeanne (pic related, it was from this season and it was phenomenal)

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The one ton family two parter was also pretty good

I think it's one of the James K episodes but not 100% sure

Fatkino legend James King

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WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Working link for EU users (also from the previous thread): theadvocate.com/new_orleans/news/crime_police/article_bdf8d0ec-c56e-11e7-9d1f-0bb96478de41.html

>mfw even some of his facial features (e.g. eyes) are identical to his mother's

Kudos to the user who found and posted it!

>ads for junk foods and ice creams
I see what you are doing here tlc

>Robert
Really boring to be honest
>Penny
Also completely flat outside of her being uncooperative at the end

The problem is how spoiled the "greats" have made me.
Why would some fat woman going "I don't wanna diet" be of any entertainment, when we had a guy faking heart attacks to qunch his painkillers addiction?
How does some guy having some slight issues walking even compare to a dude whose entire legs are enough to make him have a breakdown?

The other "classics" are just weak. They're like 40 minutes of absolute NOTHING, with a 5 minutes scene within that people tout as the entire reason why the episode is "worth it".
Might as well be looking at the scene itself on youtube, the rest is a waste of time.

We need to stop having such low standard for REAL KINO, and not include an episode in our "Best of" lists unless you're batshit insane from start to finish, like the Juggalo one.

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whats wrong with you guys? Is this a fetish?

Did you watch Jeanne's episode a few weeks ago? It's up there with Assanti and James.

>I want surgery on my nose
>I take a blood thinner
>i'm sure I wont bleed to death

jesus fucking christ

>all this fucking cheese coming out of his nose

absolutely horrible jesus

>Patrick had no interest in watching the procedure
Who would be interested in watching their nose get chopped up?

>that cheese

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no it's just more entertaining than the endless GoT and Star Wars posting

Poor fella.

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This stream is pissing me off. Is the full episode uploaded somewhere online? I wanna see how his nose turns out.

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it's a new episode, stream or wait

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das it mane

how the fuck can these chicks obsess over pimples this much

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why women so lumpy

Nice butt on the white chick

>cyst facebook group

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became friends from similar cysts

has basic is the female mind?

Shit I forgot

>the size of that choker
just wear a dog leash already holy fuck

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BASED
A
S
E
D

what a world, eh?

they're cysters

Fucking hell America...
What the fuck is wrong with you.

this whole thing is so fucking bizzare
do women actually do this?

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The episode we just finished must have been the 5th or 6th I've ever seen in my life, but I honestly haven't laughed so hard in months. I despite TLC but My 600-Lb Life (plus it's spin-off) and Country House Rescue Revisits are legit entertaining / interesting.

>dog collar
What a slut

>all that cyst touching
nasty

it literally has her name on it, wtf?

Women are disgusting. They are basically animals capable of speech. There is a reason society treated them as inferiors for 99.9% of humanity's existence.

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>Country House Rescue
I never watched this is it comfy?

I clicked the wrong file.

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The white chick so so close to being hot but her face is so weird

God physics are so fucking fake, I hate scammers

lol

Wait so it's 50 minutes of Lynchian TLC dramatization before they actually show the popping that could be seen in 30 seconds on JewTube?
This is fucking gay, just show the freaky shit instead of this soccer mom narrative.

>based black womyn wary of demonic arts

man this show went off the rails quick

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keep it in a jar

i wish she was joking

>Men: this growth is debilitating, here's all the ways it has negatively affected my life, I can't wait to get it removed and live normally.

>Women: Oh my god its so gross but also kinda cute...? I named it and dress it up lol, I think I'm going to miss it after I get my fifteen minutes of fame.

I can't speak for anyone else I am just here for the Fatkino reruns after this

They don't usually have this time-wasting shit.

>the cysts brought them together, they are truly cyst-ers
Destroy me

god damnit stop touching those cysts

This white chick is crazy

you can tell the black chick isn't that into this whole best friends thing
this white girl fucking clingy

>she's fucking cooked on Xanax
lmaoooooo

yeah the black chick is just happy that she isnt alone and some sort of freak cause of it while getting a buddy to do the procedure with

meanwhile this batshit white chick.....

>the xanax has kicked in
white girls are fucking insane

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I like that the Game of Thrones writers are getting a shot on TLC as well

We truly live in the golden age of television

i do a man job to prove i am a strong womyn
>the state of women

new fat kino starts at midnight EST? i came home just in time, brothers.

>those thighs on both chicks

MMMMWUH (bonus) *pop* MMMMWUH (bonus) *pop*

Similarly to My 600-Lb Life, I'm only through 5-6 episodes but it's typically a program TLC should be about. A drop of old-fashioned documentary in the ocean of abnormal freaks.

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>AC/DC in commercial
*crack*
*sip*

No, it's a repeat. It was new at 8pm-10pm but they are replaying it.
Here are the original threads for that

You missed the Yea Forums premiere but you're here in time for the encore

>when the viral marketing campaign hits just right
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/this-centurys-best-performing-us-stock-sells-energy-drinks-not-iphones-2019-4-1028114374

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this bitch is so fucking high

>I kept some in a vial
wtf is wrong with white """people"""

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>now we are one

lol the black girl just did the white people smile at the vile

she gonna masturbate with that vial
i guarantee it

>cyst fluid pact
what the actual fuck

>blaq girl's thousand yard stare as the white one brandishes their shared jar of cyst juice

ohhhhh yeahhhhhh brother

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>JewTube?
>This is fucking gay

Did you go into coma in 2005 and just woke up?

this dude would be considered a god if he lived in pajeetland
pic related? I grabbed a drink and missed that

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>dr lee will never touch your knob

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yup that's the smile

based old black guy
just seems like a cool dude

yummy

holy shit it came out in fucking ribbons

>commercial cuts off midsqueeze
I want CHEESE

>that pus fountain

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Is the audio 5 seconds ahead for everyone or is my browser just fucking it up?

if you're on 123 try arconai or another stream
123 always misbehaves for me

the arcnait link has been working fine

Is that a thing?
>check it out

Fuck me I do it too

>handlebars that turn white precisely at the end
>Norwood VII balding but has still long curly hair

Based old black dude who clearly gives zero fucks.

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that's gonna be a big mmmmmmmmm from me anons

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ayo barb gimmie the fraiser

>dem spoon running through fresh mac and cheese noises
bueno

God damn

what the hell this dude doing living in detroit
he's too normal

Bring back walrus nose

>unnecessary shots of whipped wh*toid husband getting bossed around
lmao

got baited hard thinking we were gonna get closure on the nose guy

did the guy on pimple popper get his nose fixed? I missed it

same :/

what the fuck is with that bitch and chokers

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>Getting cyst pimped out at the nail salon
However much those gook women get paid it's not enough

>he doesn't get the bonus pops

>I have seen some shit

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Time for 2 600lb Kino reruns boys. Gideon (now better known as WWE Superstar Kevin Owens), pictured, is the first episode. Then they replay the newest episode, LaShanta.

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last minute nose job
>It smelled like burning flesh during Patrick's procedure
thanks info bar

>Gideon has a gf who loves him for who he is
>i don't
JUST

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>>Gideon has a feeder
you bet your ass he does

>spoonful of mayo
>single tiny slice of ham
bruh

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>"Hallo? Patrick? I'm calling you from Dr. Lee's office because It seems that you left something here. No, not your driving license..."

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>me and my stepmom never got along
>she sent me to fat camp
hmmm

>his wife's son
that explains it

shitty fucking fat camp clearly, hope they got their deposit back.

>my wifes son
oh noooooo no no

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HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!

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that almost looks like a pile of aquarium snail shells

>The first thing i noticed about Gideon was his smile
FUCK WHY CAN'T I GET A GF
>wife's son
oh nvm lol

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what the fuck? he looks great

Kek

>I only go out to get food, or if I know there is food where I'm going
okay this guy is based

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Why didn't you protect her smile, Yea Forums?

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What the fuck is that?

holy shit next wednesday looks like hopeful 600lbs kino

Is there a single time they dont eat like a pig on the ride to dr now?
Holy fuck you'd expect one of these pigs to have a shred of self control.

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>You call that a small meal
Holy shit now based as fuckin ever

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I'm the same except with alcohol.

Anxiety user, some people smoke, some drink, some eat.

Some eat a lot.

This guy but skinny would be an absolute fucking lad, hell this guy but just not outrageously fat would be an absolute fucking lad.

Is this what Europeans eat?

>if he starts to fail we will be reevaluating our relationship
>this relationship being marriage
Friendly reminder not to trust these hoes.
also
>comparing food addiction to a worse heroine addiction
fucking lol this guy

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I know for a fact some of the eat breakfast out of a shovel. I'd still eat the fuck out of pic related though.

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This breakfast but on a fucking plate would look delicious
Hell it is on a fucking plate there is just a shovel between the plate and the food
For what purpose?

Sharing my 600lb pt with you boys. Enjoy.

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>I'm nod abboving Gideon for surgry

user i'm gonna need you to lose 20lbs by next month

How are you holding user?

I rebound from 236 to 243 last December, haven't been able to go back on track

Guys, I really am starting to like Gideon. I hope he makes it. pls no spoil

literally trying right now. Dr. Now saying that just gave me a shit load of hope.

Just a stupid ass gimmick this

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Underrated.

The members of African American population in Detroit who aren't out-and-out feral dogs are usually super cool

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Thought this was a comfy fatkino thread not a comfy eurohate thread, i'm happy with either though.

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I've ballooned to 190lbs from 150lbs 5ft10. I feel like the weight is just not going down, no matter how much I starve myself. Fuck this gay earth.

this episode isn't too kino but not bad, the guy seems like a decent dude
If I had to guess the 2nd pic was from some lame ass overpriced US restaurant in a hip area

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i have ballooned from 240-340 before.
Just keep going at it user, hard work and dedication is the only "tip and trick" one can offer. eventually if you keep smashing your head into the proverbial wall, it will break, as long as you don't break before it.

Holy shit this episode is progressively making me more misogynistic. By the end of it i believe i will be a full on advertisement from the early 1900s.

Literally dont even worry about it, it's normal for human bodyweight to vary by +-5lbs throughout the day

Weigh yourself in the morning before eating or drinking water and after peeing/pooping to get the most accurate result

lmao this dude gonna get his ass kicked and made fun of by little kids in juvie

>juvie supervisor
>a career instead of a job

GIDEON DID IT BROS

>dr now will never tell you he's proud of you

lesser daemon of nurgle right here

Nah, he is used to reeducate niggers

What was his ending weight bros i missed it

>tfw nobody brings me a pee tray and I have to walk all the way to the bathroom
fucking bullshit

isn't white
Fucking hack directors i swear

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I hate how much of a mean person i am

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>don't get in the way of her food
kek

>i used to tell her all the time "Girl you are too damn big you better lose some weight"
Fucking kek

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What about the chick named Whaley

Didn't see that one but that's fucking great lmao

Isn't pimple popper a youtuber? They gave her a tv show?

>this backstory
also
>BASED MOM

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>No mother don't like no big fatass daughter
Can we get a translation please?

>Fat people don't like for you to tell em they fat, you know?
fucking kek

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We need to set up my 600 pound life watchalongs on /fat/. that sounds like a damn good time.

no joke
the fuck is that
how even

>now my oldest son Tyrone, he's gone to jail
Holy shit is this a fucking parody

yep
the yt videos just show the procedures, the show has all the stuff surrounding it with some asides from Dr Lee

>tfw eyes are open and i believe

>hello 911? i need to reach my car, send your strongest firefighter lads

>I need to waste taxpeayer money and call the fucking fire department to get in a van
>could still eat like 5,000 calories a day and lose a ton of weight without doing anything
fuck society

>n-words wasting taxpayer money

*wears a dish rag on his head in your path*

SHEEEEEEEEELA

COUPONS

>I'm out and being actuve like this
>active
>plopped in the back of the van by firefighters after being on a bed for 2 years

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Ah good job Hiro, i see you cleaned up Yea Forums enough for our advertisers. You can expect coca cola ads by the end of the month. Unless of course someone has something to say?

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FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK NIPS
FUCK SAND NIGGERS
FUCK N-WORDS
BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!!

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even her eyes are fat

he cute (and based)

>makes fried chicken in your path

You know you've hit peak nig when youre stashing fried chicken

>he's not bringing me any junk food
>literally carried over a deep fryer and you picked pieces of chicken out of it and "saved one for later" under a pillow or something

>She's now too thin for JT

JT is a fucking /d/ tier fat fetishist

I started watching Dr pimple popper but I missed the second half. Does anyone have a link to the episode?

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>Her boyfriend left her because she was losing weight
>when she can't fucking walk
dude's actually deranged

>Dr Pimple Popper
What the fuck

>working as hard as I can
>eating fried chicken again

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All you missed was the weird-looking white girl stoned on Xans and an old black guy getting his third eye popped

I was watching the episode where a guy had a huge nose covered in cysts

>Tyrone is incarcerated

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>im trying the best i can

>eats the entire pizza
at least she didn't eat the crust I guess

I bet the dominos delivery people know that whenever a call comes from the 600lb life condos there's a good chance there's a morbidly obese person inside.

Do you think she gave her son money to tip?

>3 lbs
never gonna make it

47lbs? not quite 50...

3 + 47 = 50

why would you become a doctor just to pop pimples? why would you even go to "specialist" doctor for that?

>why would you become a doctor just to pop pimples?
similar reason as why you would watch it on TV I guess? I haven't seen much of this show but I've heard Dr. Lee say shit like "one of us" meaning "someone who likes to pop or watch pimples being popped.

Jesus Christ, white women were a mistake.

I missed LaShanta, when will it play again

She just chose that name because it's catchy, people don't go to dermatologists for pimples. They go for cysts and lipomas and eczema and nasty growths and all sorts of other weird shit that can make your life more difficult and hurt your self-esteem since most skin problems make you uglier. Also it's not purely cosmetic. You'll notice most of the time she gets a biopsy on whatever she removes because there is a chance it is cancerous.

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I always lose it at
>I do it for free

>>David and Benji
my heart. they were lovely

Just shave this nigga holy fuck.

Is that fucking lice?