Sir iceberg ahead

>Full speed ahead, Mr Jones. It will lead us to the potato garglers' gold

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it's kind of weird how i never noticed raimi was crited as a guest writer on this flm

it's just good business

ARISE ARISE BOATMEN OF TITANIC
SAFEBOATS SHALL BE SHAKEN, HULLS SHALL BE SPLINTERED
AN ICE-DAY, A BLUE DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES
RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW,, RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDING
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

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>"Dodge that iceberg"
>"No."

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>And thousands of Irish, Scots, and Jews below.
>Full speed ahead

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Sir Iceberg, we salute you!

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give it back.

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Ramming speed!

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mmmhhm

>(((iceberg)))

>Throw the Irish into the furnace, we'll get enough fuel to ram through 'er yet.

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He wasn't alone.

Ramming it would've actually been better than the sideswipe they endured

that's a big hat

How did an iceberg earn a knight hood?

"Let's sink this shit"

Why didn’t they just get some hairdryers and just melt it away?

"There are over 1,000 cis-males trapped on this ship."

"Pilot! Drive straight into it!"

kek

>the FUCK is an iceberg?

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those are clearly different hat styles

As soon as the iceberg was spotted, why didn’t they drop anchor and turn hard to starboard immediately?

Sir, black hole ahead

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have sex.

>not just simply seeing the iceberg, turning 360 and walking away

aight

Why didn't they wait 100 years until global warming melted all the icebergs?

>let's just drop our mile-long anchor in the middle of the fucking antlatic

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? LOOK AT MY MEN. THEY’RE IRISH.

>global warming

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why didn't they launch the anchor at the iceberg

Why didn’t they chip away at the iceberg and put it in everybody’s drinks?

geneva convention.

Why didn't they throw a penny far away from the ship to distract the iceberg?

>how many irish are aboard?
>atleast 100 Sir
>maintain course

>Throwing water into a furnace to gain speed

what if they gave the iceberg medical treatment after

why the fuck arent we riding icebergs instead of ships/boats if they are so sturdy? sounds good for environment too

>I CAN BREAK THIS ICEBERG

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Whiskey and beer aren't water, silly.

ice(((berg)))?
I'm sure we will be fine

>>S-Sir, we must turn the ship, we have women and children on board...
>>No, increase speed to Maximum Knots.

they'd still get excommunicated nonetheless.

Kek

this was intense

youtube.com/watch?v=FxRN2nP_9dA

I think a lot of them were coal stokers

In world war 2 they tried to make an aircraft carrier out of ice and inadvertently created Pikrete (frozen wood chips) which is actually stronger than concrete.

>iceberg ahead
i think you mean god's righteous judgement

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this movie didn't make any sense. why didn't they put the people on the iceberg until help arrived?

Ramming speed.

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because after it beat the titanic it went home

Do the English hate the northern Irish or just the Catholic Irish?

Also, do the Scottish and Welsh hate the Irish as well?

for Nootka

Because you can't walk on water silly

All of them hate each other to varying degrees. It's not worth learning the deeper specifics. As long as you don't mistake them for one another they will treat you well

>WHUT OH!
>*CRASH*
>*WHOOP* I THINK THE BOAT SPRUNG A LEAK! *WHOOP WHOOP WEEE*
>I HEAR ABOUT A WET DREAM BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! *WAA WAA*
>HEY WHY IS THE COLD WATER WARM? BENNY!
>SORRY I COULDN'T HOLD IT
>HOLD ON GUY!
>AAAAAAAAH *CRUNK* *AWHOOOOOGA*
>OOOOOOOH! RIGHT IN THE UNSINKABLES!
>HEY WHY IS THE COLD WATER WARM? BENNY!
>SORRY MY HULL WAS BREACHED! *WAA WAA*

Tell us more please

...The Jew fears the leprechaun?

Some of the richest men in the Western World were on that ship and were opposed to the establishment of the Federal Reserve. They went down with the ship.

>Turn the boat 360 degree and walk away

He's right you know

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Blasted Queen will knight just about anything these days. Stay the course.

So what you're saying is that boat fuel can't melt icebergs?

MORE COAL!

FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!!

MOAR COAL GOD DAMNIT!

But what if we are the iceberg?

Lel

DIGITS

HOLY MOTHER OF DIGITS

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the black guy died though, his wife only survived.

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It would let them survive tho.

you donut

Quads of Enlightenment. The captain was one of (((them))) and was complacent with not reacting fast enough to steer her out of the danger zone.

Why do threads like this even get replies?

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What even happen to this kino hat show?

>”WITH MY FINAL BREATH, I SPIT ON THE NAME OF GOD AND DISAVOW HIS ACCURSED SAVIOR. THE ICEBERG IS OUR LORD NOW, AND IT ALONE DECIDES WHETHER WE ARE DESERVING OF LIFE! CAST THE WOMEN AND THEIR SCREECHING WHELPS INTO THE WATERS BELOW, AND FALL ONTO YOUR KNEES MEN! PRAY THAT OUR NEW GOD DOES NOT FIND US WANTING!”

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Hmm, looks more like an asshole to me Johnson. Full speed ahead.

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>Not calling in Pearl harbor
What the FUCK was the captains problem?

Average Irish BAC is high enough that their blood can be used as a substitute for gasoline.

>ABANDON YOUR POSTS
>FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

brb 10yo self busy jacking to kate winslet kek

who was Sir Iceberg?

I called my Irish boss British once. Do you think she hates me?

there was a nurse who was on titanic and both its sister ships when they sunk
she survived all 3

depends, did she jig after you said it or steal your pot of gold?

Now that the dust has settled...

...was Titanic kino?

I laughed

she quit