Aquakino

Seething there Spencer?

Just like your dad said about your mother a week after he walked out.

youtube.com/watch?v=_xvvZGVtnqQ
Have no idea who spencer is

Imagine believing this

A CROWN FOR A KING (me hehe)

We get paid to post
>"I will watch it for Palpatine (Sheev on 4channel) alone"
now

Spencer is an incel sounding name so it fits you, sweety.

yikes

Too masculine

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uh yeah no? nice try tho?

very cringe desu senpai

She has a wide set chest. The push up wonder bra can't help work it's magic there. We've all seen her ass. Her pretty face is all she has.

Seething

At least she has something to push up unlike any woman you'll ever date.

Did Amber Heard really abuse Johnny Depp?

And how does Elon Musk tie in to their feud?

Aquaman was really fucking bad, bland shit and the only thing that kept me entertained was Amber Heard's tits.

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>Capeshit
Less is more

Aquaman was objectively terrible.

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You do realize you're saying this while defending a children's flick right?

More mature than your shows on HBO made to take advantage of people that play with themself.

"Now, Mr. Depp, let me explain that unlike you, I made this slut my bitch. Where you whined and sniffed the magic powder, I bent over your delicious, dirty Amber and pounded her so hard her brain was nothing more than a puddle of bimbo thoughts.
James Wan and I had a glorious Spitroast last night, and you should have Heard the noise! Sucks to be you, Johnny, while Amber just sucks me now, it's all your little slut can think of."

>generic capeshit

>kino

>M-muh Capeshit is mature

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i want to stuff amber's boobs into my mouth

RENT FREE

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jellyfish dress

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It was legitimately a bad movie.

Why should I even give two shits if the Atlanteans decide to invade the surface?

Superman would literally shit in their cereal.

Seething

i want amber’s hot pussy to accidentally and shamefully leak pee into my mouth because a villain has made her sit on my face and i pretend i don’t like it but i’m actually rock hard and then the bad guy demands i get a blow job from her.

haha wouldnt that be terrible

Haha imagine Mera is bound helpless by the villain and lowered onto your face for you to torment her pussy. Imagine the villain forces her mouth to be used via a machine as a cock-pumping hole for your dick against her will.

I’m just waiting for the sequel. I enjoyed the shit out of the first one.

Based jellyposter.

This and Shazam have given us two of the best cape villains in recent memory, three if you include Manta.

What did he mean by this?

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based
based
I watched Aquakino for the 20'th or so time last night and I loved it just as much as the first time, maybe even more
KINO

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The Adventures of Chad and Stacy: The Movie

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how is Momoa so manly yet also so pretty simultaneously? it's absurd.

he knew about the beatings

It was trash. But that SpongeBob music was cool, and that giant crab fight and those crabs were cool.

>It was trash.

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Because it's DChit

have sex my man

It was trash.
All capeshit is trash.
Cry about it more you man baby.

>It was trash.
>All capeshit is trash.
>Cry about it more you man baby.

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Thor was capeshit masquerading as pagan mythology. Aquaman was more like pagan mythology somewhat like Hercules or Clash of the Titans or the Argonauts.

anyone have that gif where he's rubbing that girl's tits?

>Opposing company bad

That's why I love it. It's essentially underwater Flash Gordon.

Why does even the silliest DC stuff look more cinematic than Marvel?

cause marvel sucks

This guy gets it.

From what the stories say, no matter how hot she is, he's better off without her. Nobody wants a chick who feels fine to beat on him. What are you going to do with that? It's not like you'll enjoy kicking her ass. Most men will avoid violence against women even if it means hurting themselves.

this scene made me laugh out loud. they swim like missiles underwater, and here they are walking out the water in their goofy ass costumes while blasting shit nigger pop music

I think Wan must've forgotten for a moment Aquaman wasn't a Fast and Furious movie.

literally a marvel movie

Black Manta was cooler than all of Wakanda. Where the fuck is the praise?

I fucking loved that shit. It was exactly the right kind of retarded.

I liked how Arthur completely sees he's partially to blame for Manta being the way he is. I hope they continue that that sort of trend. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally cool with heroes ending a guy if the situation requires it, but showing them be aware of it not being their job to be judge, jury, and executioner is a step back in the right direction.

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Received my blu-ray yesterday.

Perfection...

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Am I the only one who kept seeing the redhead as Ariel from The Little Mermaid?

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i'm so tired of having to watch Aquakino over and over because we don't have Aquakino 2 yet

More like you do for free, warnershill

>Am I the only one
The answer to that question is always "no"

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It's about a mutt caveman that cucks his white brother to death. Orm literally hates Aquaman for being the product of species mixing and his mother for burning the coal

Weak script, cringey acting

Legit.

I want a story set in the subterranean dinoland that was clearly Skartaris.

> Amber after the first Bimbofication procedure attempt.

Not sure if it's possible to turn a succubus into a bimbo

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She's stealing my soul right now, isn't she?

We have to try to find out if it is possible. Imagine how useful she could be to mankind with her pretty little head emptied of all nasty thoughts.

imagine that in person
>hey user, you want to get abused a bit?

Of course...

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Must...resist...

I would eat her ass all day. Oh and lick her feet.

I just want to slap her and watch her break down in tears.

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Fuck off Johnny

Brap propulsion

"Kneel before Amber."

What do?

Obey

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If she told me Earth was flat, I would believe her

Would you eat Amber's roses?

>tfw Aquaman is actually more a hero than Superman now
The guy respects his father, still loves his mother despite everything, has no grudge, doesn't hate his half-brother, fights because he has too and takes his reponsability like a fucking man.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMAmqAGo5SY

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Not even a question.

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Jason Momoa is the epitome of masculine beauty it's absolutelt insane i can't believe my eyes everytime i see him in movements, he is so surreal

honestly this film had some of the best worldbuilding i've ever seen. all those locations, quests and kingdoms, and not once it felt too much. top ebin.

Yes

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i would eat her pussy if "you know what i mean"

A succubus who deserves to be caged and owned.

Because the viral marketing campaign already finished

I would lick it mercilessly, tormenting her, imprisoning her on the edge of orgasm.

BRRRAAAPPPP

How cute of you to think you could do that

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Because it was shit

Wonder Woman is the DCEU's best film. There's no room for debate on this.

the only kino scene is the dive into the trench

I want to dive into Amber's trench.

*High-five*

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