Halo tv show

i thought this read "master chef" and couldn't understand what the fuck a "halo" tv show was in that context

done

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Is that Pablo Schreiber? I really liked him in 13 hours and American Gods.

Only in Hollywood cwould you cast a Mexican Jew as an red-headed Irish god. and it actually didn't turn out too bad.

Wasn't it supposed to be about the universe itself and not about 117?

>Showtime
Full of female soldiers with rainbow hair.

This dude was the greatest law and order villain of all time

>mfw actual Irish people tell me his accent was spot on

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So I guess this is the first time we see what he looks like under the mask

Hes not a red head you faggot. In the books he's clearly described by Dr. Hasley as a being a boy with brown hair

It should have been him

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DEAD FUCKIN WOIFE

>muh reach
You need to be 18 to post on 4chin

Is that Screech?

Halo is shite. Literally the start of FPS's going to shit. Dont even at me. I'll say the n w**d otherwise.

This
>inb5 "but da story is gud"
Read a book, faggots.

>showtime

don't they have a bunch of sex in all their shows? are we going to get master chief fucking some marine dyke while cortana watches and lectures him about STD's or some shit?

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At least he's a white man and not a tranny or black woman

At least it has potential. Showtime desperately needs non-shit shows.

Oh well I take that back he's a jew. But at least it's the right skin tone...

People who played Reach in their adolescent years can post here now you dumb gatekeeping faggot. Now post a crying clock pepe and whine to us all about how old you are.

I swear every time I see this dude I think it's Bryan Callen. I know full well it's not him but I just can't shake the association.

Old enough to post but still too retarded to realize how shit Reach is, novel included. Sad. It's your parents' fault really.

I've read The Fall of Reach back in high school and that was over 10 years ago

Halo is like 6'8

They've always done that, Stargate SG-1 had full on nudity in the first episode when it was with Showtime.

>gravemind tentacle raping cortana on high charity
It's like you haven't played halo

7'2
218cm

Reach was a fine game. If you're gonna bitch about added features and tweaked movement ruining the series bitch about 5 instead.

cortana is gonna inhabit a chick to fuck chief

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Friendly reminder that Halo died with Reach

It’s already got the most kino thing on tv right now.

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Fucking great casting if true, kino actor in american gods only good part in the show

fuck off zoomer. everyone agrees Reach is shit apart from mouth breathing Yea Forums drones like you.

>Reach was a fine game.
Nope, you just have shit taste. Cope.

>cortana watching chief fuck

I kind of want this now. would that be cuckquean or does she even like chief like that?

It was pretty good depending on what part of the country you live in, be thankful you don't have to hear it every day.

Give one legitimate reason why Reach was bad.

I honestly thoroughly enjoyed reach when it came out. Looking back it’s a masterpiece compared to 4 and 5

You already know them all and refuse to accept them, you're a mentally ill fanboy.

>Ancient Advanced Humans
How does anyone take the plot seriously when the writers confirm a crackpot conspiracy theory conjured up by madmen and religious fanatical Hindus? Humans actually had a super advanced ancient civilization and went to war with the Forerunners and knew the Prophets pre-Covenant.

Really? I'm expected to buy this? I thought Halo was trying to be a hard Sci-Fi.

with the suit?

>are we going to get master chief fucking some marine dyke while cortana watches and lectures him about STD's or some shit?
Master Chief is the ultimate incel supersoldier, also Spartans have little to no libido as a side-effect of their augmentations.

based dock worker

>more ad-hom
Just what I expected.
Durr old game good new game bad.

imagine all the military girls wanting to fuck that tower of a man and he just "no way fag"'s them

>Reach
Around

I'LL WATCH PIGVOMIT IN ANYTHING

BUT THE THEY/THEM PRONOUN TRADER IS REALLY HAMFISTED, ITS LIKE SHOWTIME HAS TO HIT SOME SJW QUOTA IN EVERY SHOW

Without. The Spartan II program insanely altered the skeletal structure of the subjects, quite a few of them ended up deformed and were moved into basically office intelligence roles instead. It altered their brain chemistry as well, and muscles.

Reminder that in the first book Master Chief punches a dude in the dick so hard he dies.

kek

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The singer from System of a Down??

Fuck you

Cortana has the hots for chief. You see, if you play halo 5 (which I don't recommend) she makes a body for herself and then kidnaps chief so the two of them can be together forever

To add to this, the suits were originally not even a thing for the Spartans.

The Spartan II program was started before humanity had ever made contact with any high intelligence alien species, only regular planetary fauna (discounting 343's GOD AWFUL retcons and horrific story additions and focusing just on Bungie's Halo here). They were created to quell rebellions on the colony worlds as there had been many separatist movements before this, and in the first book that's what they mainly do at first. Covert assassination missions of rebellion leaders and their headquarters/hideouts.

Only later when the Covenant attack Harvest does the war start and the MJOLNIR program get started to create the power armour the Spartans would come to wear later.

>AI goes yandere for her host

I like this

Why would they need to be big tall guys?

For potential direct combat if things went south. I think the growth was a side effect of the skeletal modifications trying to just make their bones substantially stronger and capable of supporting their faster movement and increased muscle density.

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BUNGIE IS THE GREATEST SHOOTER DEVELOPER OF ALL TIME

EVEN BEATS PRE-EA DICE

DOOM/QUAKE ERA ID SOFTWARE IS IN ITS OWN CATEGORY

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He's busy reprising the role of Anne Frank

I agree to an entent that isn't total hyperbole.

Discounting again 343's horrific additions, Bungies Halo universe is very underrated, between the games and importantly their books, they have a quite nice, fleshed out, detailed universe that, while not exactly high literature, is on par with an average TV scifi show, like maybe Stargate Atlantis level detail.

I think people just disregard it because A) it requires reading tertiary material, and B) the games aren't exactly very deep or innovative.

bungie concept art is kino. shame it doesnt always translate to the games

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>with 343i
Semantics, really, but yeah

>MCC fixed
>Infinite going back to basics
>Halo series

Yeah, I'm thinkin Halo's back.

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Why? They'll make it gay. Why do you want to THEM touch Halo in 2019?

Well, I have to concede that I definitely didn't expect the MCC to be released on PC, if word gets out that they'll also release HALO 5 completely on PC as well, I'll finally be able to sell off my Xbox One and focus solely on PC gaming from now on.

>Halo
big YIKES from me

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I wish to fuck the leprechaun.