AAAAAAAHHHHhhh

sexcellence

THE FRENSJUMPIN

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he... he doesn'tdo anithin?

IN AN IRON CAGE??!?

>mmmmAAHHHH YESH FRENSHAMPAYYN
>by the way did you know that despite making up just 13 percent of the US population.....

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MAHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE have always been celebrated fortheir BIGness. There is an Uzbekistani flightplan by Bill Wilsón. Inspired. By that same masked merCENARY. It'sfiledwiththeagencyandlike, thebestflightplans it lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here, but onl-

>Uh, sir?

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>be me
>be a struggling filmmaker trying to break into the business
>decide to do some wine commercials to build my roll
>execs ask me who I want from who's available
>OH FUCK YES CHARLES FOSTER KANE HIMSELF
>this is going to give me so much filmmaking cred, will be doing feature films in no time
>day of shoot
>Orson looks a bit more plump than I remember him
>also I think we should have given him some prop wine
>oh well I guess it's fine
>action
>dead man's stare
>"action...Orson"
>JUST DO ANYTHING?
>mfw

the kinoman

I really like his rant on Woody Allen's timidity. While I think he generalizes too much and there's a ton of other factors, pride is a big part of timidity. I realized one of the reasons I don't open up around people is I don't want to seem stupid or for people to think poorly of me which would hurt my ego.

>Bill Wilsón
kek

Green pea-ness.

We know a little place...

Ahem...
Let me tell you a story about George Jean Nathan, America’s great drama critic. Nathan was the tightest man who ever lived, even tighter than Charles Chaplin. And he lived for 40 years in the Hotel Royalton, which is across from the Algonquin. He never tipped anybody in the Royalton, not even when they brought the breakfast, and not at Christmastime. After about ten years of never getting tipped, the room-service waiter peed slightly in his tea. Everybody in New York knew it but him. The waiters hurried across the street and told the waiters at Algonquin, who were waiting to see when it would finally dawn on him what he was drinking! And as the years went by, there got to be more and more urine and less and less tea. And it was a great pleasure for us in the theater to look at a leading critic and know that he was full of piss. And I, with my own ears, heard him at the ‘21’ complaining, saying, “Why can’t I get tea here as good as it is at the Royalton?” That’s when I fell on the floor, you know.

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How do I be a big guy like Orson and Brando?

GOMAD + SS

Wait that's terrible, I quit!

>Orson and Brando

They have been surpassed.

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Who should play him in the biopic?

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is that fucking real

The Onion

Maurice LaMarche in a fatsuit

I need to re-evaluate my entire life.

arrogant faggot

You’re not wrong

just say anything?

>Orson Welles wasted precious film stock for this kino commercial
Absolutely worth it

commercials are shot on tape you brainlet

how did you retards mishear him that badly?

he criticized woody because he make the timid aspect of him as one of his selling points, that´s why orson was mad at him, it was

>lol look at me, i´m so shy and therefore quirky and loveable xd

the equivalent of a goth girl acting like daria because "nihilism makes me cool"

He married Rita Hayworth.

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good shit man
I've been watching that rant be driven into the ground by memes, but there's real truth to it. so it's nice to hear good people getting something balanced out of it.

Oh my fucking god, is that pulled from a real anecdote? Spot on

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