600 POUND LIFE GENERAL

600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL

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TV Guide episode description:

LaShanta's Story: A mother of 4, bed-bound for 2 years, Lashanta relies on her kids to keep her cleaned and fed. Her last chance to break the cycle of food addiction that's killing her is to join Dr. Now's program, but it will take a village just to get her out the door.

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the one and original fatkino thread

Hellew, how ya'll doin'?

What are you eating?

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Oreos

I hope doc Now lives a long and happy live curing fatzos

Muh legs

Last week's thread got closed before I could post this.

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Leftover Lasagna

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I'm 200 lbs or so and feel like shit because of it. I feel terrible for people who are even bigger.

Doc needs a win boys, its been a rough season.
>LaShanta
God damnit..

microwave burritos

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My favorite time of the week is back

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I have no hope user. Everyone is a lost cause

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baked some chicken earlier. 450 degrees for 15 minutes with BBQ sauce, though i had leftover pumpkin pie for breakfast, I won't eat anything else today. I've lost 40 lbs in the past year (246 --> 206).

*ting ting ting*
Hello ya'll

>*ting ting*
>AHEM
>I need you to lose 40 pounds in 2 months

MY NEMESIS RETURNS

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>tfw just ate an entire pot of homemade macaroni and cheese after yardwork in the heat and humidity and now taking a My 600lb Shit

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I'm 200lbs too, but down from 280 since november, so shit could be worse

oh fuck looks like I missed a good one last week

kek
Does Pierce know that he's a meme?

these people need to be aborted from life

I've got 2 more

I'm like 210
It's not that bad friend.

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Bingo user reporting in. A pretty big storm is going to roll through my area soon so my power and/or internet might go out. If I don't post an update at the first commercial break somebody else needs to take over.

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Is... is Angela dead now?

>BBQ sauce

No calories? Grats on the weight loss.

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Looks like ___ ____ is back on the menu bois

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Storms are comfy, have fun

Not sure yet. Probably pizza rolls.

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That storm system is rolling through my area tomorrow night and it's supposed to be really bad. We haven't had any tornado activity yet this season, so it'll probably happen tomorrow if we get anything at all.


It no Svengoolie thread appears on Saturday night you guys know Svenkino OP has been demolished by a Tornado. Hold a vigil for me if it happens.

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Absolutely based and redpilled user I saved all your webms

the ones with kids are the best/worst

thanks. yea the BBQ sauce is my sin, I've cut my soda consumption down quite a bit, the weight loss is coming easier than I thought though it helps to be unemployed lol

LaShanta eh
caucasian?

And now a message from Dr. Now.
Also does anyone have a screenshot of the cuck in last week's episode when the whale said that he was just her good friend?

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She has a facebook page. Still looks the same weight, maybe

Hey doc
How about i just... dont move over to texas?

heh

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Oh shit this bitch from last week isn't even trying

She ded, don't speak ill of her.

>those legs

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OOOOOOOH MASSA
YOU FINNA MAKE ME SQUIRT

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no u

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I ain't eva seen chicken look like that before.

sorry one freak per thread

>file name

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Fuck yeah my favorite time of the week watching 600lbs life with you guys. Wooo~

I missed last week, but doesn't seem like i missed anything

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This week is rumored to be... very special

are those charcoal flavored strawberries

I wonder if she'll be another Schenee.

it's on now, chick is already trying to manipulate our doc

Depends if you have a thing for loli or not..

This is last weeks user.

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THIS BITCH
no way she makes it

ahm seek

Had a bagel with ham and 8 chessmen biscuits. Feel real full.

>Fuck broes I missed last week
>Last week episode is on right now!
>This is last weeks user.

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MUH FAMILY

ive lost weight, i checked
>no you didn't, how did you check?
uh i feel like i've lost weight

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publix non breaded hot n spicy chicken wangs

Crap sorry user. I'm tired.

>I've lost 120 pounds

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high-protein low carb Dr. Now no juice because that would be like 17 packet of sugar

>that ultimatum for an apology from Dr. Now
oh this always ends well

I WAS TRICKED BY THE OTHER THREAD WHATD DI I MISS AHHHHH FUCK THAT JEW!

Dr Now btfoing this fattie's delusions

Does anyone have that picture of the dad of the trans kid and his face is all red? That's a funny picture hahahaha

>I Showed You My Diet Please Respond

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how'd you lose it?

I hope this week's episode isn't as FUCKING BORING AS LAST WEEK.

Even the comments weren't that good because there was no good material.

chickens and bicycles

damn this woman deserves to die
I fucking hate liars
please tell me she dies at the end of this one

80 lbs in 6 months? that's nuts

the little blonde girl from the start of the episode puts rat poison in her ice cream

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Fuck yeah 600 Pound Kino Gamethread

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I feel ashasmed Doc, Ive just ate mcdonald

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It's Wednesday laddies and gunts!

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Is she made outta beefaroni???

I watched that two parter the other day.
What a fucking sociopath

GURL

Last week was one of the worst people who's EVER been on the show and that is saying something.

>It's a bedbound episode

KINO INCOMING

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>It really do
OH FUCK TONIGHT LOOKS LIKE SOME NEXT LEVEL KINO BOYS

Chicken stir fry

>I'm NOT trying to NOT go see him
Well it's not a lie if you use a double negative.

youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850

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It's a three parter

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Damn Lacy a fucking cute

30 hours fasted

Man I keep forgetting svengoolie threads are a thing. Also good luck,user. That system is coming for me around midnight.

Has it started yet? I dunno if I missed any due to JEWISH TRICKS!

My blood is still boiling after this bitch from last week

What a deluded, self-centered fat fuck

Why is Lacy so perfect bros ?

i thought all american numbers started with 555

template

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did that little girl just yell "YEET"

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shes like 11

OW

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Dr now has to be woke to the jq

Literally just had a Big Mac and a bag of chips.

Someone please post the bingo board pls.

go do a lap

I'm glad I'm not that fat.

Here we go...

...

Fatkino is on right now, though.

The more I grow up the more I find lil girls extremelly cute, someone has to stop me

I die every time the fatty falls onto the curb in the intro.

i just ate two chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a

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She must give the best head in the world if she has a boyfriend.

Damn. Lola really let herself go.

>Bed-bound negress

HERE WE GO BOYS

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I bet that guy's name is Durrel.

just let it stay at cute and nothing more

can't stand that voice

>lashanta's story

I like her voice.

Is he dead yet?

9 "Sicilian" meatballs and tomato juice. I have 3 leftover.

Piss bowl. :(

Go watch hockey you Chinese dyke

Jesus, the absolute volume of that piss

It really only requires breathing for a woman to get a man

I watched his eps again last night and I can't believe the way he would gain. Also how big he actually was. He's a retard and Lisa is just evil.

skinny skelly nibbas always get the fattest of mommies

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She legit sounds like those stereotypical sex phone workers.

This guy looks like a black Aaron Paul.

PEEING IN TUPPERWARE

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100% he's just there for a free place to live.

>wish i could just stop bathing
absolutely based

literal mommies

It’s hard to do a weight guess when the human blob can’t even stand.

how the fuck does this blob have sex and I'm a virgin?

God damn, she's like a beached whale. Can't even more and had to have a bucket brought to her to pee. And she even has a bf caretaker too.

And she even has a son too.

>MY WIFE'S SON

oh god

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Holy shit, gold fucking teeth

THEY
ALWAYS
HAVE
BOYFRIENDS

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four pasta jeremy?! that's insane

youtube.com/watch?v=hrqeKC3aXhI

Look at that fucking pile of food!

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Save dat glaze. The diabeetus make it nice and SYRUPY.

inb4 rape story

Her voice kinda reminds me of the chick from police academy

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>Gold teefes

>Geremy
>G

how come she cant speak English good?

>dad's face is blurred

caring on?

I've been living the dream this whole time without even realizing it.

She's from Louisiana

We really need a height

mmmmm

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BASED SASSY BLACK MOM

KICK THAT NIGGA TO THE CURB

>my dad cheated on my mom so now I'm 700 pounds

SLAAYYY KWEEEEGG

this! that's what I've been thinking of

i like the mom

>prego at 13
HERE
WE
GO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MASSA

GURRR YA GETTIN TO DAYM BIEEG BETTA LOSE SUM WEIGHT

Reminds me of the wife from the PJs. Does anyone here remember that show?

The mom is fucking BASED.

>mom can't go 2 sentences on TV without cursing a few times

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That looks like my whole ass

I'm glad I get to enjoy seeing that condo I help pay for with taxes.

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Man that mom is fucking based

Just as based as Ahmir's mom

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PREGNANT AT 13

O SHITTTTTTTTTT

>alpha mom raises a manchild
many such cases

I like her mom.

I can already tell this is ganna be one hell of an episode.

MILOTIC IS NOT A WHORE.
DO NOT BULLY HER!

>had a kid at 14
>but not rape
what the fuck is up with black people

does this bitch have grills?

Fun time is over...

Pack ya shit and get out.

Dropped out in 9th grade and named the baby Tyrone

DOES SHE HAVE GOLD TEETH
WHAT THE FUCK

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They're basically mutants down there.
The Sugar Mill level in L4D2 was actually before the outbreak, and showed an average Tuesday in Louisiana.

that's some Renaissance shit

>this is Tyrone, my girlfriend's son

She has her own apartment at 15. What about you?

sad!

i was sleep

>two kids before 18
This is high levels of kinography

How many lil eggrolls a day to reach this size in a year?

>dropped out of high school
>own apartment at 15
>has a baby

fuckin' boomers play life on easy

>PROSTITUTED HERSELF TO EAT

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>My daughter Gallery
Oh my.

I’m sleep!!!

bitch got grills

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>be black
>name your kid Tyrone
why?

her mom is obviously based so what drives a nigger like this to date criminals and whore herself out at 13?

>I tol dat gurl she too big
yeah i'm thinkin' mama's based

Is she wearing a grill or ... ?

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>her dad left
>father of her kids keep leaving

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You ever sucked dick for a hot dog?

>pregnant with her 3rd child

WHO KEEPS FUCKING THESE 600 POUND WHALES HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>he left me

YEAH, MAYBE IF YOU KEEP FUCKING AND HAVING KIDS THESE MEN WILL STICK WITH YOU

>4th child

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>abusive towards me again

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

She specifically said she did NOT prostitute herself.

Thus woman's life is an academy award nominated docudrama.

Duck lips at 400 lbs.

This bitch thought she was hot.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FOOD??

goddamned Kino incoming, where is LAYGZ bro?

She has severe daddy issues

I hope I don’t waste 2 hours on this black ham planet only for her to peace out on Dr. Now.

wait how many baby daddies does she have? I lost count

hmmmm

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We could be exploring the stars instead we get to pay for this

>dates 4 niggers
>has 4 nigger children
>4 nigger dads leave her
you would think someone would learn

>child at 13
>boyfriend left me

>child at 15
>boyfriend left me

>child at 22
>boyfriend left me

>child at 35
>boyfriend left me

Holy fuck, this is certified KINO.

>keeps cash in her bra
imagine how sweaty those bills are

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>NO MUDDAH DON'T LIKE NO FAT ASS DAUGHTA

>big fat ass daughter
Lmao

damn that food looks good as hell

Okay redpill me on JT, what's our theories bros

It's almost like the problem isn't just their environment

>big fat ass daughter
KEK. This mom

Holy fuck we are on a roller coaster of kino

What the fuck is that food

>fell in love seeing her on a stretcher in a hospital
lmao

>no mother likes a big fat ass daughter
lmao

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I'm here. I will post an update at the commercial break.

No mother like no fat ass daughter. TOP FUCKING KEK.

FAT ASS DAUGHTER
BASED MOM

My is fucking agape watching this backstory.

She ate two of them.

FEEDER ALERT!
E
E
D
E
R

A
L
E
R
T
!

>beautiful smile

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Nigga loves his women thicc

>no one wants no fat ass daughter
LMAO BASED

We need to sterilize these "people"

Looks like burger patties on mac n cheese

YO LEYGZ?

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i like that mom

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is she a nurse?
she's wearing scrubs

This is one of the most entertaining starts I've seen so far.

I can't wait for the scene where Dr. Now and the mom combing their power levels and team up against her

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Getting a hood rat to knock you up for another 18 years of state and federal gibs is free.

She'd have 3 or 4 more if she wasn't the size of a volkswagen.

Her kids are proof black dudes will stick their dick in anything. You know there's no half white kids running around that section 8 condo.

Feeder confirmed. She's gonna fail because he's gonna help her fail. Calling it now.

BASED MOM keeping it real

I wonder how many illegitimate daughters an average 30-year-old black man has.

These guys just keep fucking, having kids, and leaving. It's a cycle.

Will he stick around when the pounds start to drop?

This nigga must have been in the hospital for brain damage.

Fat people don't like you to tell them...that they're fat, you know? I LOVE THIS MOM!!!!

that quote should be a /fatkino/ gif

>fat people don't like for you to tell them they're fat, you know (eye roll)

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>tfw down from 228 to 215 after 2.5 months
We getting there my friends

>there she was on a stretcher
>it was love at first sight
what the fuck
this mom is based tho

>i can still cook
>someone just needs to do the leg work
what

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HERE
IT
COMES

Feeder, on top of non-discriminating negro type fella.

>tyrone
>in jail
imaginemyshock

Ebony and Irany roast together a big fatty.

Tyrone in jail!

>oldest son in jail
Is this literally every nigger?

QUICK

GUESS IF THIS WOMAN MANAGES TO LOSE WEIGHT BY THE END OF THIS EPISODE OR NOT

She's impulsive and can't resist fucking and eating, will she manage to lose ANY weight?

>oldest son went to jail
SHE LITERALLY LIVES A STEREOTYPE

why is Tyrone in jail?

>My oldest son Tyrone went to jail.

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>that was her son

Nope.

>about to leave her kids without a mother
well their dad(s) in prison and you need 24/7 care
how can it get worse

Well, her life story surely doesn't help dissolving racial stereotypes... I mean you can't make this shit up.

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>TYRONE'S IN JAIL

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FIRST LAYGZ UPDATE. I'm not sure if I should check the wiping box because I think she was wiped by her boyfriend in the pissing scene but that wasn't shitting.

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>anna kendrick has to do shitty ads to eat
lmao

Stealing food for mom.

How do you watch your child go to jail and continue to eat to death? That is next level shit. This is stereotype kino, lads.

She's got like 6 hashbrowns

For being a nigger

>Movie about a fat woman
>While 600-lb life is on

699 POUNDS

Not with a feeder bf. Dr Now will be losing his shit with her.

This is amazing. The memes just keep happening.

Her son doing 10 years for a salt and buttery....yeahhhhhh

DO NOT REPLY TO THE OBNOXIOUS TRIPFAG

I don't know, it seems that he did not do anything wrong, according to local rumor

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>NO MADA LAIK BIG FADASS DAGHTA

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kek

Anyone else get the comercial for that Breakthrough movie? The fat bitch in that movie is gonna be on this show soon if she doesn’t watch out.

Her legs are pretty horrifying

Hulu is messing up again while 600lb kino is on.
This is two weeks in a row.

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TYRONE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN HE JUST TRYNA GET HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK HE WAS ON DA WAY TO CHURCH WHEN DEY ILLEGULLY STOPPED HIM DA POLEES IZ RAYCIS

>the look on the basedmom's face while her daughter stuffed her face
That was actually a little depressing lads

if we don't get at lest a triple this week I will be disappointed
those crocodile tears were it for me, I hope she dies

>15 minutes underwater
>survives
The son might have survived, but he became a retard, right?

mmmhmmmm

thats what happens every time in black america

I'm not racist BUT

He was actually at church and about to start college

she's no oil painting
a fucking manatee would look skinny next to her ass

just dont eat

Racism.

Deadbeat who can't hold a job and using her as a sugar momma because she has section 8 and single mom benefits, food stamps, etc.

Its pretty common, I've known deadbeat dudes that just date fat girls they rarely see for free stuff/place to stay and fuck around all day.

Probably hangs out with his friends all day and just comes there to sleep/shower/watch tv when bored.

They take pride in it. And have no intention of supporting a single one. They consider having an kid as a sign of manhood, the more kids you have, the more of a man you are. They have NO shame in their complete disconnect from the actual kids, emotional and financial, because their community doesn't judge them. They expect them to bail as soon as they find out they knocked a girl up. It's just what happens.

The black community is beyond fucked up. Dated a black girl, who hated it, but knew she couldn't fight it. It's too institutionalized now, and for every black dude who knocks up another hood rat, and no repercussions, there's 3 white liberal state workers telling her not to worry, they'll make sure they're taken care of.

Black women have a built in safety net: "Get yo check, gurl." Some of them even consider it reparations, we OWE it to them.

Weigh in coming up

Guess her initial weigh in

This. Very common.

676

I hate commercials

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There's still the roadtrip.
We got one more commercial break before weighin

Fuckin hell that’s an entire me

675
i've not caught up to that bit yet

HOW IS SHE GONNA GET TO TEXAS

702

690 lbs.

676

>casually calls fire department to haul her ass to the car

6 9 5

702

735

"Tyrone, the aspiring rapper..."

705. Tough call on this one. She can’t stand so we have no idea what her proportions are or how tall she is.

>I think she was wiped by her boyfriend in the pissing scene but that wasn't shitting.
She wiped herself I'm pretty sure, but it was just pissing.

Holy shit, this cousin is jive cool as fuck.

seven hunnid turty fifve

724

Your tax dollars at work

659

686

699

Well Yea Forums YA ALRIGHT YA FEELIN OKAY

>this ain't gonna be easy
> :/
she's fucking done for

Let me show ya'll how I slide

3 Tyrones and 2 Dindus.

714

1950's fireman pulled kitties from trees, today's firemen pull butter golems from beds

Ah shit. Look at that arm.
It's like a jumbo sized water wing thing.

>cousin larry got a van
>it's a Chrysler Town and Country
that's not enough van

She's too short

665

This is a fucking strong start.

THIS STRUGGLE

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715

Think of the colonies we would have throughout the solar system by now without black people in our country.

Oh shit. Time for road trip kino.

>gets the fire department to help her stand up

Fuck those fires and shit.

665

720.

That's a BIG bitch, and bedbound, we're just seeing the visible part of her body. Her laygs may be the most massive we've seen.

I will not be shocked if she's closer to 800.

666 the weight of the beast

this woman barely seems cognizant of anything, no way she'll follow a single rule of Dr. Now's.

imagine squatting 650lbs every time you stand up

>takes 5 people to put her in her car

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STOMP IT
HOMP IT

Flood water will take care of it.

Don't wanna suicide while watching fatkino

There is no fucking way this bitch makes it anywhere close.

>looks at menu

Will she have a higher or lower bmi than the one from a couple weeks ago Dr. now said was a record?

646

We are reaching peak nig levels. She has no chance.

This might be the strongest start of any episode besides the james one.

also
"I made it" to the fucking car lol

>thankfully i made the trip... into my van
holy SHIT

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That poor, poor, poor minivan.

I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBAH 9'S

Why has he got a dishrag on his head

We already saw her making BS excuses in the opening.

727

bithc wants to lose weight, looks at menu and brings couponz fo days

lmao this fucking bitch

roadtrip to lose weight and she has her fucking coupons

SHEENAAAAA

SHEEEEEEEEELA

>My reward for pushing myself
All she did was get carried

SHEEEEENA

Did that nigga have a hand towel on his head?

>knows the mcdonalds worker by name

>good that my friend can see me out and being active like this
she's being hauled in the back of a chairless van

Bruh. Been working hard.

so do all black people know each other or what. is there a special black people meeting where they all meet up

738

>Little reward
>Eats like this every fucking day.

"8000k calories, my little reward for getting into a car, with the help of 8 people."

You would get called racist if you made a fictional show that began like this.

>i'm out and about losing weight


going 50 miles in a car isn't the same as going 50 miles on foot

Hood life bruh. Most don’t leave their neighborhoods.

DON'T MAKE THESE FUCKING THREADS IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 30 MINS TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE ID RATHER HAVE THE TRIPFAG MAKING THEM

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You may not like it, but this is what peak black performance looks like.

I don’t understand why they even make the trek to see Dr. Now. He always tells them the same shit. Eat better, lose weight, then maybe you’ll get the surgery. Do they think he’s magic or some shit?

It isn't a great responsibility, fag. Make one yourself.

This is the funniest thing i have read all day. I mean, they talk just like that one animated film songs of the south

Part of the show...gotta weigh them too.

They do too. To steal.

relax Skippy

Qbrexza ad has some rocking music.

Its 1000k for each person that helped!

America has the weirdest commercials. a fucking towelette to stop your armpits from sweating. come on.

>4 illegitimate children
>all different fathers
>first one at 13
>oldest son, tyrone, dindu nuffin but is in jail
Youre right. She is peak black

Its hot af in Louisana and you just know the AC in that van doesn't work right

Part of Dr. Now's program. You don't see a general physician over the phone do you? If you do, you've gotten scammed.

Well, yeah.

That's exactly what they think. These people are mentally ill and think a surgery will fix every aspect of their lives.

>SHEEELA
>COUPONS
>GUUURLL

What does this look mean to r?

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Ho could travel to see them, but just getting TO his office is such an ordeal for them, it's a test in itself.

The only reason they go to him is TLC pays for everything. And, most doctors who do this surgery won't do the operations over a certain weight, like half their size.

Don't forget her dad left her too.

Her other sons are cute

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It's a fat pilgrimmage to help weed out some of the people who won't follow his directions or be committed to the program. It's also intended to be an arduous journey that forces the fatty to reflect on their life choices and the problems they inflicted upon themselves.

you jus know Geremy is fuckin bitches an smokin fat blunts while his momma gone

>*convey

I have no fucking idea how that post ended up so abruptly.

God damn it, the 123 stream is fat bitch tonight.

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs with shredded cheddar, red peppers, and a slice of sour dough with margarine spread.

Popeyes.

"So then, why you here?

BASED doctor.

She's getting uppity. "This MY secon chince!"

She thinks this is a magic bullet solution.

She's gonna fail.

"Get my body together"

Oh, honey. You left that behind 500 lbs ago.

She has that "White muthafucka don' know sheeit" look on her face.

Dr. didn't asspat at all. Damn. I don't think this went how she thought it would.

>that'd be exciting. WEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

if you're a wimenz no matter how disgusting you may be some dude somewhere wants to fuck you