LaShanta's Story: A mother of 4, bed-bound for 2 years, Lashanta relies on her kids to keep her cleaned and fed. Her last chance to break the cycle of food addiction that's killing her is to join Dr. Now's program, but it will take a village just to get her out the door.
baked some chicken earlier. 450 degrees for 15 minutes with BBQ sauce, though i had leftover pumpkin pie for breakfast, I won't eat anything else today. I've lost 40 lbs in the past year (246 --> 206).
Robert Garcia
*ting ting ting* Hello ya'll
Chase Allen
>*ting ting* >AHEM >I need you to lose 40 pounds in 2 months
Bingo user reporting in. A pretty big storm is going to roll through my area soon so my power and/or internet might go out. If I don't post an update at the first commercial break somebody else needs to take over.
That storm system is rolling through my area tomorrow night and it's supposed to be really bad. We haven't had any tornado activity yet this season, so it'll probably happen tomorrow if we get anything at all.
It no Svengoolie thread appears on Saturday night you guys know Svenkino OP has been demolished by a Tornado. Hold a vigil for me if it happens.
Absolutely based and redpilled user I saved all your webms
Isaiah Bailey
the ones with kids are the best/worst
Benjamin Green
thanks. yea the BBQ sauce is my sin, I've cut my soda consumption down quite a bit, the weight loss is coming easier than I thought though it helps to be unemployed lol
Aiden Robinson
LaShanta eh caucasian?
Kevin Williams
And now a message from Dr. Now. Also does anyone have a screenshot of the cuck in last week's episode when the whale said that he was just her good friend?
FIRST LAYGZ UPDATE. I'm not sure if I should check the wiping box because I think she was wiped by her boyfriend in the pissing scene but that wasn't shitting.
TYRONE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN HE JUST TRYNA GET HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK HE WAS ON DA WAY TO CHURCH WHEN DEY ILLEGULLY STOPPED HIM DA POLEES IZ RAYCIS
Connor Clark
>the look on the basedmom's face while her daughter stuffed her face That was actually a little depressing lads
Kevin Wood
if we don't get at lest a triple this week I will be disappointed those crocodile tears were it for me, I hope she dies
Grayson Hill
>15 minutes underwater >survives The son might have survived, but he became a retard, right?
Michael Walker
mmmhmmmm
Blake Flores
thats what happens every time in black america
Dominic Gonzalez
I'm not racist BUT
Nicholas Jenkins
He was actually at church and about to start college
Adrian Morgan
she's no oil painting a fucking manatee would look skinny next to her ass
Gavin Evans
just dont eat
Lincoln Roberts
Racism.
Asher Powell
Deadbeat who can't hold a job and using her as a sugar momma because she has section 8 and single mom benefits, food stamps, etc.
Its pretty common, I've known deadbeat dudes that just date fat girls they rarely see for free stuff/place to stay and fuck around all day.
Probably hangs out with his friends all day and just comes there to sleep/shower/watch tv when bored.
Owen Sanchez
They take pride in it. And have no intention of supporting a single one. They consider having an kid as a sign of manhood, the more kids you have, the more of a man you are. They have NO shame in their complete disconnect from the actual kids, emotional and financial, because their community doesn't judge them. They expect them to bail as soon as they find out they knocked a girl up. It's just what happens.
The black community is beyond fucked up. Dated a black girl, who hated it, but knew she couldn't fight it. It's too institutionalized now, and for every black dude who knocks up another hood rat, and no repercussions, there's 3 white liberal state workers telling her not to worry, they'll make sure they're taken care of.
Black women have a built in safety net: "Get yo check, gurl." Some of them even consider it reparations, we OWE it to them.
We already saw her making BS excuses in the opening.
James Watson
727
Owen Moore
bithc wants to lose weight, looks at menu and brings couponz fo days
Chase King
lmao this fucking bitch
roadtrip to lose weight and she has her fucking coupons
Matthew Carter
SHEENAAAAA
Nathan Howard
SHEEEEEEEEELA
Michael Perry
>My reward for pushing myself All she did was get carried
Ryder Baker
SHEEEEENA
Ethan Hughes
Did that nigga have a hand towel on his head?
Logan Miller
>knows the mcdonalds worker by name
Mason Lewis
>good that my friend can see me out and being active like this she's being hauled in the back of a chairless van
Juan Perry
Bruh. Been working hard.
Hunter Lopez
so do all black people know each other or what. is there a special black people meeting where they all meet up
Andrew Garcia
738
Dominic Hill
>Little reward >Eats like this every fucking day.
Parker Miller
"8000k calories, my little reward for getting into a car, with the help of 8 people."
Chase Hughes
You would get called racist if you made a fictional show that began like this.
Benjamin Peterson
>i'm out and about losing weight
going 50 miles in a car isn't the same as going 50 miles on foot
Brody Sanders
Hood life bruh. Most don’t leave their neighborhoods.
Elijah Lopez
DON'T MAKE THESE FUCKING THREADS IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 30 MINS TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE ID RATHER HAVE THE TRIPFAG MAKING THEM
Ryder Garcia
733
Jeremiah Davis
You may not like it, but this is what peak black performance looks like.
Cameron Richardson
I don’t understand why they even make the trek to see Dr. Now. He always tells them the same shit. Eat better, lose weight, then maybe you’ll get the surgery. Do they think he’s magic or some shit?
Benjamin Perez
It isn't a great responsibility, fag. Make one yourself.
Dylan Brown
This is the funniest thing i have read all day. I mean, they talk just like that one animated film songs of the south
Adrian Campbell
Part of the show...gotta weigh them too.
Gabriel Sanders
They do too. To steal.
Oliver Gutierrez
relax Skippy
Eli Davis
Qbrexza ad has some rocking music.
Jason Hall
Its 1000k for each person that helped!
Xavier Jenkins
America has the weirdest commercials. a fucking towelette to stop your armpits from sweating. come on.
Evan Green
>4 illegitimate children >all different fathers >first one at 13 >oldest son, tyrone, dindu nuffin but is in jail Youre right. She is peak black
Brandon Miller
Its hot af in Louisana and you just know the AC in that van doesn't work right
Jaxson Brooks
Part of Dr. Now's program. You don't see a general physician over the phone do you? If you do, you've gotten scammed.
Connor Scott
Well, yeah.
Ryder Davis
That's exactly what they think. These people are mentally ill and think a surgery will fix every aspect of their lives.
Ho could travel to see them, but just getting TO his office is such an ordeal for them, it's a test in itself.
The only reason they go to him is TLC pays for everything. And, most doctors who do this surgery won't do the operations over a certain weight, like half their size.
James Jenkins
Don't forget her dad left her too.
Colton Price
Her other sons are cute
Connor Young
...
Oliver Morgan
It's a fat pilgrimmage to help weed out some of the people who won't follow his directions or be committed to the program. It's also intended to be an arduous journey that forces the fatty to reflect on their life choices and the problems they inflicted upon themselves.
Jordan Williams
you jus know Geremy is fuckin bitches an smokin fat blunts while his momma gone
Benjamin Walker
>*convey
I have no fucking idea how that post ended up so abruptly.
Thomas Myers
God damn it, the 123 stream is fat bitch tonight.
Alexander Hughes
Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs with shredded cheddar, red peppers, and a slice of sour dough with margarine spread.
Ayden Lopez
Popeyes.
Noah Barnes
"So then, why you here?
BASED doctor.
Ryan Perez
She's getting uppity. "This MY secon chince!"
She thinks this is a magic bullet solution.
She's gonna fail.
"Get my body together"
Oh, honey. You left that behind 500 lbs ago.
Benjamin Cooper
She has that "White muthafucka don' know sheeit" look on her face.
Dr. didn't asspat at all. Damn. I don't think this went how she thought it would.
Oliver Fisher
>that'd be exciting. WEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
John King
if you're a wimenz no matter how disgusting you may be some dude somewhere wants to fuck you