Did richard gere really stick a gerbil up his butt?

Did richard gere really stick a gerbil up his butt?

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Yes. Check em

Probably. No smoke without fire in Hollywood. Though with his shitty luck, somebody else probably beat the shit out of him, used the gerbil on his corpse, and he had to live with the blackmail when he came to.

>corpse
>when he came to

No. Check em.

yea check um

OH SHIT BASED

He was clinically dead for several seconds in this scenario

just long enough to not notice a gerbil up the keister

When did conspiracy theorists turn into gossipy soccer moms? 99% of Hollywood rumors are just a way to sell tabloid tags
Go back to jet fuel can't melt steel beams

It was a rumor made up by sylvester Stallone because he hated gere for some reason

he never denied it so it must be true, allegedly.

I looked into it, and it turns out that it was actually OP that did it.

I'm impressed that an urban legend from forty years ago is still being passed around....

Get off 4channel, dad, we've talked about this

stallone is absolutely based

wasn't Stallone in a gay porn?

no just regular porn

Stallone had a woman shit on a glass table top while sitting under it.

Sylvester Stallone wrote, directed, and overall spearheaded an entire movie just to call John Travolta a faggot.
The gerbil story was easy.

Specifically he was stuck in a car eating lunch with Gere during a production that Gere was eventually fired from. Gere had this fuckin mustard dripping everywhere and Stallone politely asked him not to drip that shit on his suit.
Gere, being an annoying faggot, ignored him and likely dripped mustard on his pants on purpose.
Not long later a story cropped up about Gere stuffing a gerbil up his ass.

Gere is a piece of shit that deserves it.

How did she shit on top of it while under it?

that was Danny Thomas.

it's a good rumor. just weird and specific enough to wonder why a person would make it up.

What about Marilyn Manson tho? He got his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick right?

>needing to
What a dicklet.

That gerbil is probably dead now

It wasn't on his Stalone's pants tho, it was on the leather seats of his brand new car. Sly literally got Gere fired from the production.

What movie was that?

Richard, I love your movies

thats worse desu

Staying Alive
I got my info from Stallone.
"Then we were rehearsing at Coney Island and it was lunchtime, so we decided to take a break, and the only place that was warm was in the backseat of a Toyota. I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, 'That thing is going to drip all over the place.' He said, 'Don't worry about it.' I said, 'If it gets on my pants you're gonna know about it.' He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay. Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me."

wtf

>not knowing about the gerbil

what no

Long story short there's a decades running rumor that Richard Gere shoved a gerbil up his ass for sexual pleasure. The popular theory is that the rumor was started by Sylvester Stallone as a reaction to Gere dripping greasy chicken mustard on his pants one time.