UNCA HANK!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!

This is objectively correct

Hanks a good man. He knows better.

>have a hot wife who hides her true beauty
Let's not go overboard here. Peggy is plain jane as fuck.

>have a hot wife who hides her true beauty

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>have a hot wife who hides her true beauty
Bill would post here.

>Basement Dale
Can I Bing it instead?

Think of the retard children her and Lucky would make

>Blaspheming Christ, baptism and the repentance of sin and the virtue of chastity
Enjoy hell.

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reminds me of my ex

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B A S E D

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Where?

>female baptizing

There are some, but not any good ones.

formerly a whore

>Luanne > Minh > Nancy >>>>>>>human shit>>>> Peggy
ftfy

I want to fuck Peggy

>nice tits
>pretty face
>cleans house, puts out, doesn't talk back
how do i find a wife like didi bros?

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c'mon, Sug

What’s up with her hairline

The casino , club or bar. Plus being rich since shes a gold digger n only wants someone to pay for her life

Reminder that this is the voice of Bobby.

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>Hank decides to ‘accidentally’ grab Luanne’s fat ass
>they both laugh when he apologizes and she ignores it knowing Hank is a decent man
>few days later Hank ‘accidentally’ gropes Luane’s big tits
>she gets upset but then accepts Hank’s apology and starts to act nervous around him
>few days later Hank decides enough fooling around and waits for Peggy and Bobby to leave while Luanne is home
>he then walks into her room, slams the door shut, and proceeds to rape Luanne for a good hour
>he gets rock hard listening to her mousey squeals of ‘NO UNCA HANK!’ and rapes her again
>afterwards Hank threatens Luanne to keep her mouth shut
>Peggy and Bobby will notice Luanne sulking around the house and avoiding Hank
>eventually they’ll get suspicious and ask what’s wrong
>Luanne’s dumb ass will break down and tell them everything
Hank would be a fool to risk it.

Didnt luanne sleep with 4 people iirc?...just remember thats what passed for the promiscuous character

>>nice tits
both lefties

The finest show since The Beverly Hillbillies

>peggy is shit tier
Peggy is above average as a middle age mother

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Switch luan and min and im with ya. Min seems like a prime wife.

I'd fuck her Runkle

If she didnt dress like a damn lesbian she would be legit hot.

Did you not see Peggy get baptized? She had some titties on her, and was looking good enough that hank carried her to his truck and fucked her behind some trees.

>Peggy and Bobby not around
>Hank starts acting like Lucky is possessing him
>Hank remembers nothing afterwards like he blacked out
>Eventually Lucky talks Luanne into fucking
>Hank 'doesn't know' anything
>Luanne is happy about it
Hank would be a genius to risk it

Take it from a dude that grew up around female cousins. Dry humping in closets and 'practicing cpr' everyday after school gets reeeeally tiring.

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i want to fuck that bobby

Alright Tammy.

I have one male cousin the rest female, and outside of having a crush lasting about fifteen minutes on an older female cousin I may as well have just met because I was 6 that kind of shit doesn't happen.

peggyfags and footfags need to die

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>not wanting a comfy average looking wife who loves you no matter what
If I had a wife like Peggy I'd be happy.

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A wife won't make you happy. Unless you mean you would be content to have a wife like her.