/got/

Please, are there any good leaks? I don't feel like waiting 5 weeks seeing how shit the first episode was. I want to just read the leaks and die in peace.

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srannis srannis stannis stannisj

Winterfell is magically getting all the food, water, and housing needed for this 100,000 strong army.

NOW IT ENS

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Any leaks yet bois?

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THE ONE TRUE QUEEN

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>I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums

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Azor Sandor

Those are some nice potato milkers.

Reminder Stormlands has never been show in the show.

they really are very cute.

preston

stormlands?

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So whats going on in Dorne right now?
Did the pussy sneks just take over the country and they will never be heard from again?

>implying all of the women won't die as a result of their own poor judgement
>implying the dickless men won't get killed by BBC (Big Beyond-the-wall Cock)
>implying the last people standing wont be /ourguys/ gendy, edmure, and bronn

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>stormlands?

The wut?

Do not (You) back to me. You are a /got/sperg shitposter and now you've woken the jannies.

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Why did anyone follow them?

>So whats going on in Dorne right now?

It goes into the "we aren't gonna explain bravo Dnd" category along with Reach, Riverlands, and pretty much everywhere else.

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS
UPLOAD THE DAMN VIDEO BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>'THE DRAGONS ARE NOT EATING' was not an actually relevant question, but an excuse for jon&dany to approach the dragons and ride them
>D&D think the audience's knowledge of jon's parentage justifies the absurd dragon riding scene
>daenerys isn't surprised at all to see a supposed non-targ ride a dragon
the more i think about this show the more i fucking hate it, how do i stop

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FAT IS IT

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SHES SO
FUCKING
CUTE
AAAAAAAAAAGHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=PEZiiKpE-jY

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I want Dany to pee on my face.

The food is irrelevant because Winterfell will fall in episode 4. That was just to prove to us how smart Sansa is.

his wife is asian

How would he fare in Westeros? Is a flat rate "half your shit" a fair tax policy?

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>Dany is a Chad

>Stannis
>puerto rico

LOL

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MY KNEE ONLY BENDS FOR STANNIS

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Focking legend

And good luck to him.

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what was his penis inspection policy?

How can all warm water ports handle all the food and wine need to supply that huge army in winterfell?

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>no Beric

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Ramsey is not a "Chad" lol. He's an edgy school shooter. Get a grip, user.

She probably already suspected it after fucking him (probably the same feeling she got from fucking Viserys) and she took him to ride the dragons to confirm it

Persist in your folly

Based. Didn’t realise anti piracy fags existed outside of Yea Forums

AAARGH DABID WHY

youtube.com/watch?v=UiwSVKq1yFs&ab_channel=Axhol3Rose

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>NO ELEPHANTS
They really didn't want it to look like a Minas Tirith after The helms deep (Battle of Winterfell) copycat

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>dany

Oh nononononon what are you doing PA.

If they had guns (and a continuous source of ammo), he and his men could probably take over a small chunk of land somewhere and do well for themselves.

is this game free

How are they going to get across that river.

>Pope Clement, I'm VIII
>Uh, you don't get to annul your marriage...
>She's not my wife.
>Don't worry, no charge for her.
>And why would I want her?
>She works for the Holy Roman Emperor. The big chinned man.
>Spain?

>nj
>litttlefinger
delightfully surprised

Imagine Euron fucking Theon’s pussy

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Too bad almost all of them are dead.

>Ramsey is a chad
>Karl Tanner is a chad
>Littlefinger is a chad
I bet you're one of those anons that goes around putting JUST hair on every male actor that gets old or has a movie bomb.

jews assassinate character with ONE simple trick
click here to find out how!

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Thinking about it any Azor Ahai shit won't be happening in the series, because they haven't even mentioned it once. For tv viewers it would be coming out of nowhere. And its too late to set it up.

>Littlefinger
>Jersey
kek

>New York
>Daenerys
I hate my state

Presumably he'd be Ironborn or a slaver

I miss him

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Get a load of this nerd! You expect them to show the seat of 3 major characters in the show? Not important enough. We can't even see more than 3 different areas of Winterfell, all the budget is used for dragons and sex scenes.

I kneel before no man but I gladly bend the knee and plant a loving kiss on the bare cooch of my dragon queen.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

that's a man, baby!

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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That just means they'll definitely do it

>SPAIN?

>tfw you’ve been coming to got generals since 2012

absolutely based WV

she looks like a 5/10 why does she look so terrible on the show?

deep south confirmed for based

What's the odds they both get a satisfying resolution (surviving or not)? I don't want some forced drama where they have to kill each other because prophecies or dumb stuff like that

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It has been mentioned, they just haven't explicitly said Azor Ahai

>No Radmure
>No Jaime
>No Beric

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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they literally mentioned it the first time we saw stannis and mel and she mentioned it several times since then and missandei said the prophecy could mean princess that was promised

you guys bitch and moan but dont even pay attention cause you are so caught up in being the first to call out a quip

based euronbro

>Ramsey
>no Sallahdoor Saan
Cringe.

Show Euron is a joke.

PRESTON COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG
AND I JUST CAN'T LOL WITHOUT YOU

I hate being a commiefornian

Is there any alternatives to hbo go for catching up? Im a season behind I think.

She'll die and he'll live.

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

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Who cares about tv viewers?

>Night King gets to Winterfell
>they have all starved and frozen to death

This is what realistically would happen.

ramsay is chad

littlefinger only exists as a character because being a weak manlet he lost a duel fighting for his oneitis and got blown the fuck out by an actual chad
learn your lore bro

Uhhh sweaty its 2019 white men arent allowed to win anymore

HBO NOW

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>Reminder Stormlands has never been show in the show.
wrong

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BASED

Puerto Rico is basically dragon stone desu

I got this, Yea Forums. Prepare to be impressed by repeating digits

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WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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Piracy.

>sansa
>smart
even autistic Yea Forumsirgins can write a paper on why it isn't true

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>visited NY last year
>almost every single mexican goblin is an ugly manlet
just how

based euronbro

one day eddy

>2 arrows left

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>no thoros
>no blackfish

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>If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped.
they pretty much made an entire scene in season 6 to appease the roaring twitter crowds who were upset by sansa's marital sex

I want Dany to squirt her piss in my face.

you're just mad Ramsey bullied you and you couldn't leave your house for fear of the bulli

King Jon we are starving what do we do?

I'm going to ride a dragon with Dany.

lads

Need webm of Euron entering Yara's ship with metal music on the background

Based Iowa

Book Euron seemed pretty good in that TWOW preview. Show Euron is a clown.

Him attacking the fleet was literally his only good scene, and he was Victarion for the duration of it. Dude feels like three characters merged into one.

>the tv show doesn't mention the prince prophecy!!!!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!! YOU STUPID IDIOTS THEY MENTION THIS SHIT A MILLION TIMES ON THE SHOW THE WHOLE STANNIS AND RED WOMAN AND LAST SEASON DAENERYS IS BEING SPOONFED THE PROPHECY SAYING IT CAN BE A WOMAN TOO YOU FUCKERS NEED TO LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks better on the show

Wow deep analysis. Did the rest of the chess team help you write that or did you do it by yourself?

this just proves that most of the viewers of the show are women
really sad

>No Randyll Tarly

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Is planetos flat ?

Bittersweet, means something bad but good will happen.

Jon will 100% be forced to take the throne, even if he doesn't want it, making the ending bittersweet.

bank on it.

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I need more Northerner/Stark pics for my folder

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if you look at the dvd commentary d&d outright say the reason they sunk stannis character was the faces the actor made they thought it was funny to put the actor in shitty situations and see the reaction he would have

*Dickon Tarly

no webms with sound on Yea Forums family

'JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO' is something that used to irritate me to no end, but you should unironically do it if you want to enjoy the rest of the show without constantly seeing what a mess it has become

Without any of the bits that make the characters interesting. He's a complete failure from a writing perspective.

>no podrick
Unbased and blue pilled

that baby ain't gonna birth itself. Dany has to live at least 9 more months

Right, Mel was actually talking about it. Born in smoke and salt and all that. They need to bring her back asap if its important.

A woman is charge of every house, even a little potato girl

JUST

>Implying the warlocks won't kill Dany

Did you think they had forgotten? Did you think they had forgiven?

based

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i hoped bittersweet would mean the deaths of most characters, with the remaining ones being traumatized or unfit (or unwilling) to rule what's left

I feel like a brainlet asking but what did Dayne mean by "now it begins"??

Based Jon’s Kingsguard and protector as an infant thread. Thank you, OP.

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the great battle of our time

Your people can't fight.

>not watching it with your gf or sisters

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i think he was referring to the 'wars to come' in the previous sentence, basically he said "here we fucking go"

>You now remember that after god knows how many seasons of fucking around in Meereen Dany just left the place without caring, leaving all the consequences to this motherfucker.

I'm moving to Alabama.

Jon taking the throne would not be bittersweet. That would just be Return of the King all over again.

the Chad is there, again
What's his story?

youtube.com/watch?v=rc0AoeeUxPs

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Stormsend wasn’t, but the Stormlands were

The reign of King Rhaegar.

Because all the men have died or been injured in war.
Still Euron left though.

watch it with my best friends, none of them are pleb enough to consider dany, arya or drogo their favorite character

>implying any of that essos shit will be coming back

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>only one state has tywin
>none have jaime
yikes

>the most useless character in the show

>hurrdurr only targ can ride dwagons
Where does this retardation come from? It's just a big lizard. You get on it and hold on.

He was talking about the irreversible decline of the show's quality

More wives, your grace?

If I pulled that off, will you die?

>all that Stiegal
Fucking lol, of course that's what they drink at a hipster bar. Canned fucking Stiegal.

>not watching with your sister-gfs like based Aegon

I miss Quaithe. That could have been an interesting story

Bravos and the faceless men will matter at least

she is definitely in this season. carice has been interviewed, seen on sets and all that

plus i mean she has to see arya again

>Riverlands
They already officially confirmed Edmure for an episode like two months ago

>Drogo is second most popular character
What the fuck? Seven seasons later he's hardly remembered aside from raping Dany and killing Viserys. I wouldn't even put him on my top 50.

nah it's just because most men don't give a flying fuck about bs favorite character surveys
>gf or sisters
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

I wonder how many femcels are in here

>Ramsay vs the Fookin Legend
Who would win?

Rhaegar was already dead.

name one non-targaryen in the history of ASOIAF that was considered anything more than food or cattle by dragons

>my state is the lone Nedfag state
Fucking hilarious, I bet its because we get snow in fucking April.

Do people just walk around with boners all the time in westeros? Because every sex scene happens like instantly and without any sort of foreplay
Like in this episode the hookers are talking about other men being burned by dragons and yet Bronn just sticks it in one of them even though you can see he gives absolutely no shits for the conversation

In other eps as well people are talking about random shit and the someone just walks by with a vagina and starts fucking a character nis conversation

>dude Bronn should be fucking and bantzing three whores that's hilarious
>nailed it bro
-d&d

Euron is the Valonqar or some shit I don't know

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Ramsay isn't even that good of a fighter in the books, he's just sadistic and ruthless. Tanner would win

>only one fucking state voted for Jon
this is fake, how the fuck did Bran get more votes than him
and why the fuck do so many people like Drogo that much?

Literally everyone.

Does Ramsay have his 10 good men?

based VT

Will Bronn actually attempt to kill Jaime and Tyrion? Does it even matter?

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by this logic tanner doesnt even exist in the books so all we have to go by is show ramses

MAY SESTER ELIA MARTELLLLL
JUU KILLLED HERRR

>memegeneraton.com

>when were learning about the plot

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The prince (or princess) that was promised has been mentioned a lot actually

Holy shit for once NJ isn’t the gayest state, I’m finally not embarrassed

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>Will Bronn actually attempt to kill Jaime and Tyrion?

Why would he side with the losing side aka Cersei?

Ramsay with no shirt would win

Do you think we will have a bit of Night King action for the next episode? It's been 8 seasons we've been waiting for them to zerg rush the north and they only show us the aftermath.

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you should try watching the show or reading the books before engaging in such discussions

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*20

Can you expand on this? Do you think the battle will follow a good guys then bad guys then good guys reinforcements then bad guys reinforcements then good guys get magic win format?

Tyrion was quite great in season 2

Why is his character so shit nowdays?

>ripped latino lover
>literally gang leader
>killed evil white man
>'it wasn't rape, she loved him in the end so it's ok' :^
>now in Aquaman!
hope this helps

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If Stannis was such a lawfag then why did he fuck the red whore out of bedlock?

say et noaw and we can make dis quik

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>an actual show fan
Big yikes.

The wrong Targ died in the first book/season.

First episode sucked balls so hard that my balls got separated from my body

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>If Stannis was such a lawfag then why did he fuck the red whore out of bedlock?

Some laws were made to be broken.

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The episode will probably end with that shot of the horse hoof in front of winterfell

>First episode sucked balls so hard that my balls got separated from my body

It sucked, it really sucked. Waiting for the Preston episode.

because all he does now is spout one-liners and jokes meant to be shared on social media, as well as throw out jokes about balls, cocks, wine, whores and dwarves that sound like a /got/'s parody of a tyrion scene

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No.

Arya gives him her valyrian steel dagger bolt that Gendry made and he kills zombie viserion with that crossbow

And then probably says a funny quip to Tyrion or Jaime after he does it

LE DEPRESSION LE WINE LE COCK LE BALLS

Ser Ten is loyal to Bronn, Ser Twenty is Ramsay's parter in crime.

you're not very good at this user

how the fuck do they get away with it?

Why is the fanbase in general not concerned about Danaerys being Jon's aunt? That's pretty blatant incest but every blue checkmark tumblr girl has the two of them making out as her profile pic on twitter.

>Why is his character so shit nowdays?

Whores broke his brain
War broke his spirit

At least one

Will we get some reasonable explanation for the variable seasons in GoT? I think Martin has ruled out any sort of Dyson structure. Will it just be chalked up to 'magic' and otherwise not explained?

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I just finished Season 2 again and yeah, Tyrion was really great. No one will ever recognize just how great he was at ruling as Hand and how he saved King's Landing with his tactics when Stannis was coming to take it.
Shame he's just a quip spouting meme now.

I literally feel like his plotline ended with season 4.

>Why is the fanbase in general not concerned about Danaerys being Jon's aunt?

There is nothing wrong with incest.

It's a Staff, she's using it in the trailer.

He drinks and he knows things.

Crave if you’re canadian

Incest is normal in the universe, and especially for Targs. Tyson married his cousin

>otherwise not explained?

Get ready for not expalined

They ran out of source material.

The states where he's popular all have huge hispanic populations. I'm not saying that's necessarily the cause but it's a possibility.

why are people so obsessed with shipping? why can't fictional characters coexist without someone wanting them to wank eachother off? why are people so obsessed with sex in fiction? is it because they don't get enough in reality?

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>Will it just be chalked up to 'magic' and otherwise not explained?
Yes. I actually thought that was always the explanation.

DUAL WIELD

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Tywin, goddammit

>variable seasons
you mean that how some winters are harsher than others? isn't it the same on earth?

we all either hatewatch or watch ironically just so we can meme about npc-normies who actually sincerely like this shit

>>killed evil white man
They couldn't fight so good.

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he's described it as "magical in nature" so there's no way we're getting a real explanation.

Sure, but irl it seems like a lot of fans found the Cersei-Jaime relationship kind of disgusting since they were siblings. Where'd that outrage go?

How the shit did people spend more than half a decade wanting them to fuck? There's nothing to make them work besides le song of le ice and le fire.
This pairing is so bland and so empty you can see in the show. They're a complete chemistry black hole and none of what they do stick.

Fucking Game of Thrones managed to make a TV couple worse than one in your average CW show, what the fuck

Dumb phoneposter.

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emotional payoff for investing yourself in characters for 7 seasons and it's better to fantasize about people ending together than alone and depressed like you
re: sex, the show is full of sex you blabbering retard

These. Big, vaguely latino looking dude who rules a nomadic tribe of barbarians and rapes a cute white girl on a nightly basis. It's straight out of Pedro's wet dream.

Shut up, nerd

How do you not see that all those Drogo states just happen to be states that are highly populated with Mexicans? They picked the one non-white character that was kind of important and still had a dick

so it's confirmed littlefinger is the chosen one?

Oh sorry how many people have they eaten again?

>Battle of the fist of the first men
CUTTED FOR LACK OF BUDGET. Read the books if you want to know what happened
>Hardhome
Actually enjoyable
>Hold the door
Decent but poor writing
>Frozen lake
Trash
>Attack on t(itan) the wall
Felt very poor compared to how much it was anticipated. Not even a sword was unleashed.
>Battle of Last Hearth
Only the aftermath
>Battle of Winterfell
?
>Exodus
?

>hey're a complete chemistry black hole and none of what they do stick.

Welcome to real life royal marriages. They are about power, not love.

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Leaked episode 4 picture

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They're just the designated leads so naturally they have to end up together. Aragorn and Yas Queen are the most important characters left, naturally they have to fuck.

Oh yeah it was 20, those 10 additional guys made a real difference.

sex between characters who are in some kind of relationship is normal. i'm talking about the people shipping jon with sansa or arya with gendry, and fuck off with your projections lmao you dont know shit about me

They vary in length considerably, way outside Earth norms.

Reminder that Azor Brienne is the true endgame plot twist

In the lore there was a random Dornish girl named Nettles, who managed to tame and ride a dragon despite not being a Targaryen. It's implied that she did it the same way that the Targaryens initially managed to train dragons, literally just baiting it with sheep and teaching it to obey.

based

I assumed it was just something you were expected to accept about the world. I'm don't think there's anything that needs to be explained. That's just the way it is.

Azo Night King

they have literally said the upcoming battles are the largest scale and longest of any tv or film battle ever but you keep on greentexting

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I don't think a single person actually wanted them to fuck until it was forced down our throats right along with bad pussy and D&D balls, user.

yeah I know you got laid once and now you act like you're some hot shit piss off m8

If you think winters lasting for years is the same as a harsh winter, you're legitimately retarded. It has to be magic because practically nothing we see on the show in Westeros works the way we see with "winters that last years". The sad part is, if it actually were just particularly harsh winters, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH and it could have made sense.

Why does D&D hate the audience so much?

BESSIE

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every game is free my brother

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in war there's combatants and non combatants, they had surrendered and weren't fighting so giving them no quarter is a bad thing to do. especially since she could have just taken them prisoner without directly confronting them and making them swear to fight for her (i assume bending the knee if you're a knight or a soldier or whatever means you're swearing to be loyal to her and fight for her and so on) so she's just wrecked them with her dragon and like right then and there where tensions are high she's saying ok turn around and help me do this to your friends and family. like wtf you crazy bitch of course not lmao i don't know if its bad writing that she'd make such an absurd and short sighted demand or if it's actually how the character is written that she's got such a heinous lust to control people and have them absolutely devoted to her like fucking galadriel in the mirror but either way i dont like her and her eyebrows

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I watch because I want to know how this ship sinks and also to be able to btfo reviewers who gave the latest episode 5/5 rating and called it a 'masterpiece' (unironically)

They don't care anymore, they want to get this shit over with so they can do their confederacy show.

normies or mentally ill sex-deprived loners have this weird obsession, they physically cannot exist without constantly imaging attractive characters fucking or loving eachother so they can weirdly self-insert as one of them. i'm convinced jonerys fags are the absolute lowest denominator of this show

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Reminder that the guy that directed Hardhome is directing Battle of Winterfell. Gonna be a good one.

I thought that was cancelled.

How many innocents died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Still, don't you believe ending the war right there sent a message and presumably indirectly spared a lot of future human losses?

>no-one mentioning DC is literally hodor
dying over here

they don't directly hate the audience, they just appeal to the absolute brainlets in it because there are so many of them

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I'd like to see the methodology to this picture. I doubt most of those are accurate.

shippers are mentally ill, water is wet, more news at 11

When the fuck is Preston gonna post a review of the episode. I need to hear him SEETH

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I enjoy Preston's content but I think he is retarded

Maybe I'm just an autist, but I swear I'm noticing a pattern where people deflect legitimate criticisms of the godawful writing (dialogue, nonsensical character motivations, etc.) in season 7 by reducing it to "lol you're worried about the speed of a raven in a fantasy universe with dragons".

this lol. No way euron 'wins'.

The fuck are people talking about Puerto Rico and Stannis? Am I blind? There is no PR or Stannis in that picture

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Methodology

>The GetCenturyLink team compiled a list of the 25 most iconic Game of Thrones characters. Then, we looked at the Google Trends search volume for each over the past five years to determine each state’s most googled GoT character.

getcenturylink.com/blog/each-states-favorite-game-of-thrones-character/

There's no way on God's green Earth this map is accurate.

House Ironwood has finally been restored to their rightful place as rulers of Dorne.
Fuck the Red Viper
Fuck the Sand Snakes
Fuck House Martell
and most importantly Fuck the Rhoynar

So if someone googles "drogo Aquaman", he'll show up on the list even though people are just googling the guy from the movie...

>doesn't understand the concept of suspension of disbelief
well we've got magic, so who cares if nothing else makes any sense?

NÖÖÖH, NOEW ITTENNS

the producer uses that as a cop-out to defend poor writing, but it's horrifying how rarely you come across a game of thrones viewer who understands how verisimilitude and in-universe rules are supposed to work, so if you point out poor writing they'll tell you that the fantasy setting nullifies any need for consistency and suspension of disbelief

Or "why is Daenerys such a dumb bitch?"

how large are the forces on each side?
how many wights?
how many unsullied?
how many dothrakis?
how many northerners?

>needing nukes to make dany look good

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God I hate being a Californian. My people are such absolute brainlets

that's not what pople are complaining about - they're complaining about the pisspoor writing ever since they ran out of book content

Did anyone else love her and miss her and wish she didn't die ;-;

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I too have turned my brain off when watching the epic fantasy

Why Italian Dressing? Martin's food obsession?

What a dickhead

you're citing tradition born of common sense and reason. You're failing to account for the emotional side of the conflict. We're dealing with a woman here, a strong, empowered woman in charge. So, what you are saying only makes sense IF she's actually held accountable for it later on other than an "oops awwwwwkward" scene with Sam (which is probably all we'll get).

Women want to see other women act bold and righteously. They want her to be capricious and regal. They don't want to see compromise. They want their queen to slay. If the scene were made with the non-feminine sensibilities it actually requires, it would literally confuse and alienate women. It would hurt the character of Daenarys for women and D&D probably arent ready to do that, if they're ever going to do that at all.

BASED! MY BRAIN IS TURNED OFF

there's a lot of pretty sound ethical arguments either way, i read over your post a couple of times and im not sure what kind of point you're trying to make

dickon and general tarly had both surrendered, so they put down their swords and were waiting to be taken prisoner. the japanese didn't surrender, and they were doing war crimes.

i miss her sister's tattas

well, according to this director, we shouldn't be surprised if dany kills the night king by punching him in the balls, or jon starts flying by himself without dragons, it's a fantasy show just turn your brain off bro :)

get yourself sorted out USA.

new:

>people are complaining about the quality of the dialogue, awful characters in general and the fact that the behaviour of these awful HUMAN characters makes no sense at all
>lol there are dragons so fuck basic storytelling
some people should be euthanised

>we will never get the viserys redemption arc after his sister dies

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wasted

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/9g4str/frikidoctor_leak_megathread_vol_2/
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>he doesn't know

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Can't remember where I read it but I saw a quote from Martin where he said that basically anyone put in Viserys' position would have gone crazy, that it wasn't necessarily just a "lol Targaryen incest babies are insane" thing.

New Thread:

Checked

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thatd be funny

>Where'd that outrage go?
GRRM and D&D have finally ended incest discrimination

>If they had guns
guns would make you king overnight. 3 dragons + 3 bullets of any caliber = 3 dead dragons.

Damn I feel lucky it was on comasts on demand for s6

Shitloads, senpai. Shitloads.

hold teh door was stupid.

lol, are we implying that killing people is ok if it stops war, like are we gonna say that raping people is ok if it stops war.

she is quite smart in the books