/got/

stannis

yesh

more boar, as they say.

Tits
Wine
Cock
Balls
Dwarf

It's probably more about him being sad at Dickon being dead, and possibly worrying about his mother and sister left at Horn Hill.

>he doesn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=cFoCt1PxPCs

Dying so that nothing can stand in the way of Danny's claim

Why did they stop dying them? It makes the wig super obvious

>I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums

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he should have thought about that when he left them defenseless and took their valyrian steel sword

wut

Good god she's looking old

Fucking goblin pussy

Will we ever get an explanation as to why this guy is basically a fucking jedi?

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I SHUPPOSE

5 episodes left. it ain't happening

pay attention to the show instead of crying about the minor dialogue you dont like

Who would win? This or a dragon?

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No. GRRM has said he does not want to explain the religions of Planetos, as it takes away from their mystery and awe.
That being said, a lot of the fire magic stuff (at least in the books) is all fake and just for show to draw in crowds and converts. It seems to be real in the tv show, however.

no

They should have given him a one on one scene with Dickon in S6 or something where they had some sort of bonding moment

im not an edgelord i have no idea what that is

To be honest, he never did anything actually clever.
Same with Varys.

>Planetos
Is that real?

>you can't kill traitors after battle cause they're suddenly war prisoners
No

His voice gives him the power.

have sex

>get burned alive with a valyrian steel sword instead of a regular one
>???
>wife and child are safe

>Bring more babes to the fire, R'hllor hungers!
Jesus, was this scene really necessary?

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He has a bright post-GoT future ahead selling propane and propane accessories.

What is the likelyhood that the army of the dead just bypasses Winterfell and goes South?

Didn't she burn them alive? I don't watch this shit show

My dick in your anus would prove the most effective

>every thread

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>traitors
According to who? Dany refers to them as prisoners, not traitors. Are you arguing your head-canon?

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I don't get the appeal of this show

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we have been given one. the red priest literally says that that the lord of light has shown him in the flames to be important so he imbued his sword and kept resurrecting him as long as he could

Doesn't Beric have a flaming sword in the books ?? what about Thoros's charge at pyke, didn't he have a flaming sword ?

Champ of Rhollor basically

Planetos is the name used online, since we don't know the actual name of the planet (and I couldn't have been bothered to type both Westeros and Essos)

>not posting a Mauser
stick it up your arse

Post that image happier. And with your mouth open.

paladin of rhilor
sword coated with wildfire

his plan never made any fucking sense. It just seems to come off as his being an asshole that just likes stirring up shit between people. Half the time it never really benefits himself at all and is just spent effort on his part.

killed joffrey, framing tyrion in the process. started the stark/lannister conflict. became de facto lord of the vale.

0, because episode 3 is the Battle for Winterfell.

Even the effects guys don't care that much.

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this would have been blackpilled kino if it worked
instead they ruin it just to make Stannis a bad guy

Sorry i and dabid only had 7 episodes, we had to squezze every fucking penny so we could show you the DRAGONS

He started the entire war in the first place. He couldn't escape death due to bad writing.

thats actually 100% correct from the perspective of the person viewing it

>that same user trying to argue that Dany didn't kill the Tarlys as prisoners but as traitors
>when they're referred to as prisoners and she outright states she's executing them for not changing sides to follow her

why

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The way the Tyrells were disposed of was so tasteless. They weren't relevant to the WW threat so they just get deleted.

I'm glad it's not official, at least.

just watch this episode and...NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED! seriously, only 6 more episodes and nothing actually happened this episode. wtf?

Why don't they defend in depth?
They've got hundreds, if not thousands of miles to use even before they get to the Neck and with the Dothraki they have the mobility to envelop the dead as they march, or to pick off isolated groups as they spread out
Use Bran to see where Viserion is and use Drogon+Rhaegal to strike where Viserion isn't. Trade space for bleeding them out until you can beat them in the field.

in the books his lighting up the blade fucked them up and he had to get a new one each time

The only R'hllor priest(ess) we get a POV chapter from is Mel, so idk if Beric's sword actually was real.
But in in Davos I ACOK it is revealed the sword isn't even hot to the touch. Samwell IV AFFC we discover Stannis' Lightbringer is merely a glamour.

What do you think Arya's one-liner is going to be when she kills the Night King with her fridge drawing?

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Yea Forums's iq must be in the 60s

You can't have 2 different perspectives viewed from the same spot. The camera should have been a lot lower for the army to have it blend better with the landscape.

>killed joffrey, framing tyrion in the process. started the stark/lannister conflict.
None of this really benefited him in anyway.

>became de facto lord of the vale.
That was only possible because the Lady of the Vale loved him.

>his plan never made any fucking sense. It just seems to come off as his being an asshole that just likes stirring up shit between people. Half the time it never really benefits himself at all and is just spent effort on his part.
Yeah this. What was his plan again?
He wanted the throne but he never had a way to secure it. He even sold Sansa to the Boltons for nothing lmao.

It's not. Thoros complains about how long it takes to prepare the fake ones

Lol Sounds like a George Lucas tier explanation

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Ben Shapiro would have won the iron throne by now.

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Why is this fag so loved here? HE'S DEAD

>None of this really benefited him in anyway.
He was trying to cause chaos to rise further.

I think it's a mistake that people assume LF had some intricate plan. He was helping disrupt things and then rolling with it to advance himself.

say hello to your braavos sponsors in hell you crypto corpse kike

FINGER

So this is burger intelligence. If he does not perfectly self-narrate everything and spell the whole thing out to the viewer each episode they cannot make heads or tails of it and claim there is no plot.

Fucking retarded

iirc they coat their swords in wildfire and set them alight (thoros uses this to spook horses at tournaments, for example)

is this a harem now?

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it's almost like subversion and backstabbing is in his blood..

literally Azor Ahai reborn

Wrong, we never see him die

Any kind of advancement he gained seemed more secondary or almost accidental. It really looked like he just had fun instigating fights with royal families and causing wars.

well he also had a grudge against the tullys and starks

is this good enough?

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>ywn shagg both your aunt and your niece at the same night

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show me the body

Azor Theon

P R E S T O N
R
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W H E R E
H
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Ok I'll bite. In what way did the murder of Joffrey benefit him? What did he gain from selling Sansa to the Boltons?

newfags get out

Fucking brainlets, there will be no Azor Ahai. Can you imagine how fucking cliche that would be

He does not like doing hard work like explaining the ridiculous half-thought out shit in his setting. He wants to talk about incest and eunuchs

>there will be no Azor Ahai.
probably in the show.

Nigger haven't you ever played ck2? Only way to get the kingdom is to fuck everything up

Think how handy that would be if you're camping with him though. Is it restricted only to swords, or can he do it to logs too? What about a brisket?

How is it cliche at all?

Yeah, and? No point burning them dead amiright

They turned on Olenna after Olenna pledged to Dany, and got her killed. That's treason on two counts

>implying Jews want to be "king"
>implying Jews aren't far more interested in manipulating and "advising" whoever is

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DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY

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usually the simplest explanation is the best
like they're not standing in straight lines

How the fuck is it not? A prophecy tells of a hero reborn that will beat the Others by sacrificing his love and with a literal flaming sword

Diverging/going beyond the books screwed it up
D&D couldn't write him properly, he wouldn't go to all the trouble of getting a ward as significant as Sansa and just throw her away

check these digits, /got/

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what stories have this?

the gun
dragon got killed by an ice spear and brought down with a balista

What is this thing supposed to be?

Ben Shapiro OWNS the night king with FACTS and LOGIC

Not according to Dany. And Olenna turned on the Iron Throne, who they were pledged to. If you don't like it take it up with the show.

that's pretty cute not gonna lie

goddamn it user, there's more than enough glory to go around!

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>Downy Downy Downy Downy Downy
sounds about right

aaaarrgghh....

That's a video game you retard.

Only in it for Yara lesbian scenes at this point

There's literally dozens of stories that follow that blueprint, retard. I'm not going to spoonfeed you

Reminder that there will be no Azor Ahai in the books or show. Shit failed last time, why do you faggots think it'll work this time? Cause your husbando or waifu is so special? FUCK OFF

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mk82s

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based and danypilled

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>Disney ending all but confirmed
I'm genuinely so mad.

Remember Jeor Mormont?
Do you think the show handled him well compared to the books?

Sansa will be Queen.

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>You want cavalry and infantry, buy them. You want elephants, earn them.

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DOWNY

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Cersei has no right to the throne especially nit after blowing up the Sept, high Septon and the Queen. Randyll didn't even side with Cersei over claim, just didn't like foreigners and wanted a bigger title. Use your brain m8, tarlys committed treason against Olenna, him and Jaime even talk about it when Jaime is trying to turn him

so you can't, thought so

Remove useless boy king/blame it on Tyrion and remove him too.
Remove and kill off the only person that can potentially out him as the real killer of Lysa.

Again, fucking retarded

This white supremacy has to stop

Why does GoT have to suck now?
It was the perfect series. It's like someone made a show just for me.
And now it just ends in this pitiful way.

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oh i found it

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Kek

cersei got jew'd out of her elephants

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Azor Ahai will turn out to be Arya

There's no "rules" in war, you can do whatever you want. Murder is widely seen as illegal and wrong, right? But you can murder as many people as you want in battle and you'll never be tried for a crime.

Being punished for any crimes after the war is over, is something only the weak and the losers suffer. When Dany kills all her enemies and the war is over, who is going to charge her for 'crimes' committed on the battlefield? And how would they enforce any punishment to her?

Letting your surrendered enemies live is a rarity even within the series' universe. Commanders like Roose Bolton and Tywin Lannister would simply kill their defeated enemies, doesn't matter if they "surrender" or not.

Hot Pie is Nissa Nissa

hot

Why is she likable as a person when she's not acting

itt we predict quips for the next episodes
>theon, grey worm and varys in same room
>lol you don't have penises

Take it up with the show. Even in the book canon your argument doesn't hold water.

Predict the opening to episode 2
>Bran and jamie scene
>"Youve last a hand"
>Jamie looks at bran like how ned looked at robert when he said he had gotten fat.
>
>both of them laugh.

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Lads just watched the episode, haven't been here at all. What are some new memes I have missed?

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flat earth

RACIST WHITE MAN

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ELEPHANTS

It's not about rules, it's about Dany making shitty decisions.

She's treating Westeros like Slaver's Bay and it's a mistake. Also you're wrong about the enemies bit.

It's Game of Quips, so he will say to Jaime welcome back to Winterfell and then he'll ask for a push.

how come Brans new superpower doesn't allow him to know that Cersei's going to fuck them over?

It's gonna happen but the surprise twist is gonna be that the prophecy is told by bran thousands of years before it happened because he literally sees the whole thing

Jon also learns to cover his sword in wildfire and since it's magic it won't melt

Yes my argument does hold water retard. And wowzers, you want the show to tell you that 1+1=2? Lmao, use your fucking brain m8. That scene was meant to parallel Jon's, how do you not see that? Jon even said the theme of the scene, the punishment for treason is death

All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.

>Night King surprise attack on Winterfell
>slays the last of the problematic characters in the north
>turns to the camera, winks, and speaks his first words of the series
>"Hey, chill out..."
>Sansa, Arya, and Danny escape using only their wits and head to the final 4-episode quip-battle against Cersei in King's Landing

We are all very well aware there is not going to be any more books in the first place.

All we will have until GRRM dies of fat is more maps, prequels starring boring Targaryens, and maybe some random one off stories starring people 300-400 years before the main series.

This season right here right now is all you are ever going to have of a closure to the main story.

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*STARES IN WHEELCHAIR*

>"WHAT DO DRAGONS EAT?"
>"Smartest person I know" t. Anglomutt

Maybe he doesn't care about that at all.

See they could have got around this by only having Bran be able to see things in the vicinity of Weirwood trees (e.g Lyanna and Rhaegar marriage), but the whole Tower of Joy sequence throws that out the window.
Lazy writing, or that 'it hasn't fully happened yet so he can't see it'

There are though, especially in feudal combat. There were several instances of hostage murder in Medieval warfare that have gone down in history as heinous crimes, and even they had extenuating circumstances like lack of supplies or the hostages fighting back.

No weirwoods in Kingslanding.

cersei cut down the godswood in KL

>petty ad homs
*yawn*

Like I said, take it up with the show.

Would an elephant be anything more than dragon food?

Because he's not Bran anymore but a crippled stoic monk who serves merely as a plot device.

how would that benefit them? i doubt that anything would change at all if they'd know it

>Dark
>All on battlements
>Winterfell totally surrounded by NKs army
>"It's going to be a LONG NIGHT"
>*Everyone dabs*

Jamie will put his sword into cersei and enflame it, killing the night king with it. Check em.

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where was the Weirwood at the Tower of Joy?

There wasn’t an actual weirwood in the godswood

Not if it has a bolt thrower on its back.

There would’ve been

>no argument
>show didn't outright tell me anything so anything obvious doesn't count
LMAO

all the more reason he cant see there but she cut it down anyway

It feels like most of the dialogue is just characters delivering sarcastic or passive aggressive one liners to each other. They're not really having conversations, just exchanging self-referencing memes.

SAVED, thanks!

Sansa looks like THAT?

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He covertly weakened the big houses while simultaneously accumulating enough power to become invaluable as an ally to the crown. His plan doesn't make much sense if his end-goal was simply to carve out a lordship with a castle for himself. Much more so if his ambition was to eventually ascend to the iron throne. He tried become an attractive option to marry into one of the powerful bloodlines. The war killed the illegitimate and legitimate male side of the Baratheon bloodline so there could have been a way to inherit the throne through marriage.
Immediate heirs to Robert in order of succession were Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella. If he had married Myrcella and orchestrated the death of Joffrey and Tommen it would have effectively made him king. Sansa was easier to work instead of the Myrcella angle so he tried to settle for warden in the north first because it would have allowed him to mobilize the northern forces against the crown in case he saw an opportunity to usurp them.

And this is a poorly written tv show based on slightly less poorly written books.

>Night King beheads a soldier
>Varys: "He's coming!"
>Tyrion: "Well he can, he still has balls!"

REDDIT GENERAL

>implying Azor Ahai isn't a red hearing
>implying Bran won't talk to him
>implying the Night King's, Jon Snow, actual goal isn't to be buried in the Crypts of Winterfell to find peace

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Why would there be a Weirwood in Dorne? lol
The Children of the Forest even referred to the region as "The Empty Land".

>resort to ad homs
>accuse others of not having arguments

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>Theon dick chopped off
>Varys dick chopped off
>Greyworm dick chopped off
>literally an army of dudes with dicks chopped off blindly listening to a girl
>manlet
>an actual dwarf
>whiteknight cuck
How is GoT not a girl power feminist fantasy, again?

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Probably because he knows Jaime will tell them or something?
Although lets be honest the real reason is

a very good summary of why the show is in utter shambles after season 4

wtf leaving this thread rn

Guys I think Preston may be in trouble

I thought they were going to have Littlefinger blow up the wall. Instead he just dies like a bitch for no reason.

ONLY WAY TO SAVE THIS SHIT SHOW

I said HAPPIER and with your mouth OPEN.

>reveals the date for TWOW.

It will be 2029

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>"You need a hand?"
>"You need a push?"

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sword make fire. Fire make dieth

The twist: Azor Ahai isn't real, however someone close to Azor Ahai appears and does the same shit anyway.

his wife is asian

>Ben Shapiro
>jew

D&D wouldnt actually make Dany go crazy and Jon or Jaime has to kill her right? Shes too much of le feminist icon to be evil?

It seems theyre trying to go in that direction a bit but I doubt they have the balls to actually do it.

>we keeeled them
>we raepe them
>we went awf the grid of the cheeeeldren

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>make a gorget
>it doesn't cover the neck
What did costume designer mean by this

Just wait for blue eyed Littlefinger to walk up behind the Night King with another quip in the next episode, and this was all according to his plan somehow too.

its on the the north slope of the red mountains

shes so fucking cute and adorable bros..
youtube.com/watch?v=PEZiiKpE-jY

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opinions like hers is why got is shit now

how come Sam cares about his family now
didn't he hate them because they disowned him or whatever?

It'd be too brave for the show.

Look at the kind of brainlets we have even here cheering her on and defending her every decision. Normies would riot in the street.

>"we're not oathbreakers, we're nit schemers ... I swore an oath to House Tyrell" - Randyll
>turns on HouseTyrell
>but the show didn't tell me, it's impossible to know
LMAO

Daily reminder, the Game of Quips prequel will come out sooner than GRRMs book

seriously this episode had such shit meme material

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Wheelchair kid -
"Jon and Daenerys are finally here but I'm gonna wait till after they have sex again to tell them"

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She actually seems like quite a nice girl even if she cant act for shit and her character is unbearable

WEIRWOOD FUCKING CONFIRMED

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Brainlet, the Tyrells were traitors to the crown

Remember how that little romance between Arya and Gerndy was the cutest thing ever?

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is this what danyfags worship? ouch

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the costume design went to shit like 2 seasons ago user

Uhh why did House Umber not leave their castle earlier?

based

Literally how old is Gendry compared to Arya?

t. Jaime

Remove the drag queen blusher and she's fine.

Needed her pregnant.

Unironically better acting in this than she does on the show

>doubles back to try and create an argument after being shamed for logical fallacies
heh

They'll make her sperg out after Cersei does something evil and that'll make it kind of "justifiable" for normies

that's the """melancholic/ bittersweet tragedy""" that the dabids have for you, now eat up that slop

>Myranda getting cuckolded
kek

>romance
they were only travellers who got imprisoned together. why are audiences so obsessed with shipping? is it autism?

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Could someone post the art of Jaime charging at Danny? I love that pic.

Isn't she fucking seth macfarlane. She likes that old man dick.

How you would describe GOT in 30 second smartass :D

Dany did nothing wrong.

Back in S03 when this tv show still was making some sense, it was the blood that apparently was igniting the sword, hence Berric cutting his hand before fighting Hound.
Guess that was too complicated for the marvel movies audience that GoT is now pandering to, so they had to dumb it down even if it makes no sense whatsoever now.

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I want Dany to pee on my face.

Difference between murder and killing legally is that authority is given to do so in the latter case.

She can do what she wants, yes, but it bodes poorly for how she's going to reign.

but Euron cucking Yara was every man's fantasy

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Yes

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>ground attack aircraft
>a flying meme
>known as "warthog" and not "dragon"
What wasted potential...

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how come karl tanner, davos and gendry all have different accents?

Good show about politics and opposing factions dumbed down into Lord of the Rings lite for normies

>:D
cringe
i'd say it's a show about politics, betrayal, war set in a fictional universe that happens to have ice zombies as dragons as important mcguffins

CUTE /OURQUEEN/

Used to think he was huge in this scene, toplel.

>STANNIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE KING
There you go.

bend the knee, showboi

There are plenty of rules in war. You are a retard.

Fantastic edition, OP. A loyal Stannermen.

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Well let's see how they are managing to feed their 100,000 thousand man army + animals + civilians

>Riverlands
>the Vale
>Dragonstone

Ok

>Dorne

How do they manage to get past Iron Fleet?

>The Reach
>The Stormlands

I don't even know what the fuck is even happening here anymore. Basically anarchy ruled by warlords.

>Crownlands

Hostile

>Essos

Where are they getting the money to pay for all the food and water/wine coming in? How can they manage transporting all that food? How can their warm water ports handle all that?

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Myranda was the best DFC waifu fuck you salsa

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Drunk Lannisters.

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>My balls would be frezzing if i was the night king

So why is it he still acted normal and had normal reactions to things through all of his training and when the Three Eyed Raven hovel was burned down. But in the first episode of the next season, which is in series like a week later, he is this weird machine-like autistic freak that only talks in riddles while staring off into space. Even Three Eyed Raven still acted human.

Sort of like Arya being the mostest badass killer ever, when we never see the Faceless Men give her any kind of combat training. Just episode 1 of season 7 and she is basically Batman.

randyll did nothing wrong by siding with the lannisters. the dothraki, which are imported by dany in a massive number, would probably be very interested in the reach due to its geographically flat nature and lots of food. if the dothraki survive, the reach will be the first region they pillage and claim as their own

not to mention that randyll's fear that she is a foreign invader who burns people alive came true

wtf I love based emilia now

>double back
>literally said it before

LMAO

The Dothraki will follow Dany and not hurt anyone without orders.

She didn't keep the Tyrells as her prisoners, which would have made the much more valuable to her. Even if she wanted to get rid of them she should have just thrown them into a cold and moldy cell and let them rot. Such is the medieval way, and it doesn't make you look like someone going around murdering nobles and piss everyone important off.

1. TALISA MAEGYR STARK - THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH
2. Nell Tiger Free - Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
3. Myranda
4. KHALEESI
5. Roslin
6. Doreah
7. Missandei
8. Melisandre
9. Cersei
10. Sansa
11. Myrcella (aimee)
12. it is known
13. Osha
14. Ygritte
15. Ros
16. Shae
17. Bran
18. Smirkfu
19. Arya
20. Brienne
21. Cateylyn
22. Mirri Maz Duur
23. Old Nan
24. Yara
25. big tits karstark

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a show that started out as a surprisingly realistic political drama in a fantasy world full of great character interactions and unexpected twists, but sadly devolved into a mid-tier fantasy show with good vs evil and quippy oneliners to make audiences whoop and cheer

>d-don't free the slaves!
Progress demands sacrifice.

>muh piracy!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up. Piratebros are the CHADS of Yea Forums, and you whining niggers can go cry and jerk off in a corner about how people aren't paying to watch a trainwreck. Suck my dick. We'll pirate as much as we want because we are the chads of Yea Forums and you can sit by and watch our copies being distributed without end.
And what's more, this will go on FOREVER.
Now writhe in defeat, mutts. Cry and cope, bitchboys. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to start seeding my pirated copy for more of my bros.

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Preston better start up the videos again. This season is already starting out with a huge amount of horse shit.

>You send this user to give me bobbyposting?

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There was zero "romance" in those scenes you weirdo. The closest thing was Gendry saying "you'ld be my lady" towards the end and that was done with a combination of innocence and gentleness that one would expect of a dude (who is not a pedo) talking to a girl he sees as a little sister.

Arya in the last episode is really starting to come across as lesbo/asexual. I highly doubt they're going to address her sexuality at all, though. It's also probably why they gave Gendry the buzz cut. They needed him to look dumber relative to her.

He got all the ravens stuffed up his brain and can't handle the load, yet.

He was almost happy when he was told his father had been burned. He got sad when he found out about his brother

if that's progress it's lateral

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she basically gave them the same oath khal drogo did, i don't believe that they'll transform from pillagers and rapists into calm and peaceful farmers

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imagine believing this

No, he’s clearly being kept around because GRRM has been very open about the one change the jews made that he can’t get behind is cutting LSH. So clearly she does something really important, possibly doing what Beric did to her and giving the kiss of life to bring a main character back in the end. So D&D are trying to fix this by keeping Beric around main characters so he can finish her role.

Bullshit, it was hard enough to rein in regular soldiers, imagine trying to do the same with savages

It's treason retard. Doesn't matter if he hates foreigners, wanted a bigger station, whatever, he swore an oath and broke it and killed his fellow reachmen for it. Might as well say Roose was right to kill Robb because he lost the north and all those guys with him would've eventually died anyway and killed other, so net positive

gif is another reminder of how BASED and REDPILLED an animated ASOIAF could be

your people can't fight

>House Tryell
>somehow magically extinct

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Look user, I don't actually give a fuck about the slaves or the masters.

>n- no... i was just trying to make a cute running gag that..
>it wasn't even a meme... just a little joke...

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this fucking based
fuck jews and their globohomo productions

The Free Folk get Bolton land

his wife is asian

It's not our fault if your people can't fight.

me neither

Because he was disabled and useless and now people actually need him he's using it as license to act holier than thou and melodramatic. He's a dick for no reason

>all of the north basically controlled by women
>all of the east controlled by a woman
>all of the south controlled by a woman
>west controlled by a sexist piece of shit psycho male everyone is supposed to hate
>"all men must die but we are no men durrrr"
>"The old world was run by old men we must make sure we aren't like them hurrr"
>+ all that shit you mentioned

It's literally a W network show my dude

>niece

>17. Bran

What the fuck

symbolic

Good lord, Daenerys looked like THAT?

Why was he so mean to Dany? Maybe if he lived he could have kept her in check.

there was true love and gendry wanted to pound that tight cunny

In the book she's 9 and he's around 14 or 15.. However, show ages are different from book ages. At the start of season 1 Jon and Robb would have been 14 years old as well if they strictly followed the books.

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a man who must say i am a chad is no true chad

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I think Dany is hot and want to fuck her.
I would rather see her on the Throne than Jon Snu.

it is treason to the tyrells, yes. but he chose the side whose victory would hurt him less. if the lannisters win, he's rewarded for his service and the tarlys live happily ever after. if dany wins, the fate of the reach is much more dubious. he chose the lesser of two evils

besides, betraying the tyrells doesn't give dany the right to burn them alive, it gives any surviving tyrells the right.

>arrival of everyone at Winterfel
>Euron fucks Cersei
>Jon learns his true identity
>Last Hearth sacked and Umber family confirmed as shoahed. I.e NK is halfway to Winterfell from the wall already.
>Jamie arrives and was a good friend
>gorillion “long time no see” shits out of the way.
A lot happened.

>dragons do 90% of the work
>hurr your people can't fight
Fuck off, nigger, that line was retarded and so are you

AAAARGH

youtube.com/watch?v=UiwSVKq1yFs&ab_channel=Axhol3Rose

DABID, NO, PLEASE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK IT ALL UP SO QUICKLY?

>so he burns his daughter alive.... pfft, white male never loved her anyway,

NO DABID. OH CHRIST WHY!

Seriously lads, how did we go from that to an episode without any actual dialogue

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THE THRONE WAS HIS

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New:

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None of this shit is realistic. How are they housing all these people? Winterfell is literally a tiny town at best.

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5 years, which isn't too bad by Westeros standards.

Don't kid yourself if you think in books the endgame wont be all about fighting white walkers. Why you are expecting right now political drama in the end game, u fucking retard?

Targshits are nothing without their dragons

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ayra will wear his visage like panties on her face

Not that guy but sorry user, I can't watch this on TV because I don't have a TV license.
I don't want to get fined or worse.

New Thread:

So whats happening in Dorne right now? Did the bad pussy take over the country and we will never hear from them again?

sauce?

It's Jon and Dany's babby.

based

>implying all of the women won't die as a result of their own poor judgement
>implying the dickless men won't get killed by BBC (Big Beyond-the-wall Cock)
>implying the last people standing won't be /ourguys/ gendy, edmure, and bronn

>I don't take orders from Lannisters or their boars

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They're in a dungeon

So you admit it's treason?

>bu bu bu but
Fuck off Jaime

what is this image doggy?

All of the Sand snakes are dead and that one bitch is probably dead too. Dorne might as well not exist in the show anymore, don't they ever come back to it. It might get like 10 seconds in an epilogue of you're lucky

>implying Azor Ahai isn't a red hearing
If it was a red herring they would have dropped it after Stannis died.
>implying the Night King's, Jon Snow, actual goal isn't to be buried in the Crypts of Winterfell to find peace
If this was his goal why would he need to bring an army of zombies?

The curvature isn't the problem.

that's what the red lines are trying to point out, no?

Dead stone stumps.

no. the red and green are basically 2 separate perspectives. They don't match up and makes the scale of the army look weird compared to the rest of the shot.

Bran is like that friend who did a single semester abroad in Europe, and comes back acting like he's some superbly cultured, refined rennaissance man