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based and legitpilled

*farts loudly*

>Sansa becomes the new plotting supervillain
>unexpected twist
>fit with the GoT theme of lol unexpected random death
I think it fits, hence the "WOAH she's really the most intelligent person I've EVER met"

Effing fuck kind of writin is this?

I hope this is real.

I really hope this is real

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Same

The way they write jons dialogue is insulting to Yorkshire folk.

Fuck Dorkshire faggots

apparently jon snow's a fuckin pirate.

Is this from the book? How the fuck can people stand reading something that's written so autistically

no it's made up you autist

>>fit with the GoT theme of lol unexpected random death
what are you talking about, what makes asoiaf so good is that the character deaths are built up to and justified

Primes and hyphens
>" -
instead of proper typeset quotation marks and en dashes
>“ ” –
hm......

Too good to be true sadly

grrm gave up writing after stannis went north to confront ramsay, in the books Sansa hasn’t even gone back north

Stannis actually went south to confront Ramsay, considering he was at the Wall you uneducated dolt.

>Ruddy hell
This was written by somebody who reads Harry Potter and nothing else

It's literally Harry Potter with the names changed, guy

what if we replaced the word "killed"
with the word "fucked"?

In fact what if we did that with the whole series?
>Joffrey fucks Ned in front of the whole kingdom, including his kids
>Robb and Cat and everyone at the Red Wedding gets fucked
>Daenerys has to lock her dragons away because one of them fucked and ate a local shepard boy
the possibilities are endless!

this is a Stannis-approved post

>You raped her!
>You fucked her!
>You fucked her children!

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>S-SANSA KILLED DANNY? YA PULLIN' ME LEG HERE ARY? SWER ON ME NAN IF YE TRYIN' TO BUST ME KNACKERS YOU WONT 'EAR THE END OF IT! GIV' IT TO ME STRAIT GUVNA, WHAS 'APPENED TO DA? DON' GIV ME THAT, JUS' SPI 'I UUT, DA 'ELLS DA MATTA WI' YE? YU SAEN ME WEANS GON' S' WELL? SANS NYY'S NAW'T DA TOIM FE JOSHIN' ABOOT, FOCKS'AKE SANNS JUS SPI 'I UUT, NUU! THER'L'B ENDLS TRUBL IF'S A JUUK.

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>"u wot m8?"

GRRM here. Yes I can confirm. It's true guys. It'll be $25.99 + Tax.

Sansa is the new Jar Jar Binks

Literally r*ddit

>Dorkshire

take that fucking back

Sansa is the Night King.

>what are you talking about, what makes asoiaf so good is that the character deaths are built up to and justified
What makes it popular among normies is the shocking death of popular characters, unexpected might be a big word

lmao what the fuck Jon does not talk like this in the books

Wrong side of the Pennines you cunt

Red rose > White rose

This writing is so bad it just might be real

fake. GRRM doesn't write Jon's dialogue with all those ' like a geordie or whatever.

>that writing
well that explains why its trash

Unironically better than whatever they'll come up with.

too kino for danib

>What're yeh on abou'
lmao

Whatever you say, Rian