Apologize

how are you faggots gonna top this?

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That has to be the absolute weakest comeback I've ever seen.

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I'm so fucking jaded at this point to honestly see someone just to be this happy over some dumb fucking trailer just makes me happy for the guy

>NO DON'T ENTER MY WIFE LET ME PREP YOU FIRST!

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T. cope

>CAN I USE SÕY AS LUBE?

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his last name is butts are you surprised
imagine his childhood

That fat thing needs to be hunted down and lynched. It's disgusting that things like that are allowed to exist.

Fucking LOL

So he’s a sister-fister?

This might be the best one yet

What a shit comeback. Dudes would just cheat on her to fuck a hotter girl or a girl they haven't fucked on their bucket list.

Whats her name again?

Mary a cutie, CUTE!

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Sneed (neé Chuck’s)

>his reaction to BLACKED

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the .webm that saved Yea Forums.

His fiancé actually, they aren’t marriedbyet

this guy is 40? oh no no no no

too soon

So what if I would?

>show boomer mom sw9 trailer
>"there's nothing in this trailer that makes me want to see this"
>mfw

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how many of you are underaged

>40 YEARS OLD
>CRYING AT SAND
OOOOOOHNONONONO

Tradthots are one of the lowest forms of human, lower than soiboys and even lower than Yea Forums posters.

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based mommy. did she cook some tendies for you yet today?

Good to see the Kentucky sisterfucker legacy holds up!

EEEEEEEpppiiccc Cumbackkkk

>eric butts

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Calling her a cunt would have been a better comeback. Sad!

>white
>blue eyes
>is engaged

could be worse

Yeah this pics gotta be from a porno. Would smash!!

/ebg/ - Eric Butts General when?

the trailer is not even good i dont even get why you'd cry over it

maybe a realization that star wars is ending again on a shitty note

Reminder Yea Forums actually memed this 301 views only video to international fame and trending.

Kek

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Gonna need that in clownworld version, boss

She's completely right. Any woman defending him on twitter is basically trying to leech off his 15 second viral fame, as well as any acknowledgement by Disney is basically them getting free publicity. The people defending him are the same people that would see a retarded kid scream in the theater as he sees Iron Man flying and when people would try to shush him they'd come out yelling at you for being insensitive and "oh he's just really passionate and enjoying himself".

Spot on diagnosis.

You don't get into a long term relationship with a person you find uninteresting.
Unless you're bipolar or something.

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Dude literally married himself

Based

You hit every point, props to you.

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is this common american surname?

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yes, "interesting people"

what the fuck is wrong with cargo shorts? they're comfy as fuck

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the blacked scenes reduced him to tears of joy

he should have quoted scripture telling her to shut the hell up and make babies

top kek

They don't want you to have more pockets to carry ammunition, user.

the problem with these edits is that without knowing the original context it isn't even obvious that hes having a happy reaction. its just seems like a chaotic emotional breakdown

Nothing, that's just one of the many excuses that women use to disqualify a guy that doesn't attract them so that they don't have to go over the real reasons. Because we both know that she'd drop to her knees and unzip those cargo shorts if she is attracted to the guy.

>haha let's just make fun of things of passion with the face of an idiot
fuck you guys. Yea Forums is fun, but unironically being racist just doesn't belong here

i want marry the girl version of myself too

you have to go back

Ok nigger

I understand being excited, but why film yourself reacting to a trailer of all things?

Living the life

because of money and exposure

good luck saying that to the face of me and my wife's friends. they'd destroy you

>40 years old

what the fuck he looks like he's in his mid 20s

This was obviously an act to get views. How gullible are you people?

also inb4 "lol wife's son xD"
no, you can have black friends without cuck shit

perfect

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he is an actor, but bugmen exist

we literally have no excuse if this guy manages to marry a qt

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Anyone else pissed off Yea Forums does this? It's like someone searches for trailer reactions, finds the ugliest person, then makes that person famous. Now I have to see this guy's ugly mug spamming up the boards.

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yes they do

normies need to be set on fire

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magawhore BTFO

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OH NO NO NO NO

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We live on an era of unprecedented technological advancement that has made everyone that lives in the first world, and even in third world countries so devoid of human contact that they go online to seek people out reacting to the same things they like as if to feel validation, a sense of friendship, and community in a world that is otherwise uncaring to them. Crazy, isn't it?

Remember to hit that sub button, famsquad and don't forget to buy the merch, as well as like the video if you're excited about the movie and liked my reaction. Don't forget to leave a comment telling me what you thought of the trailer, because I obviously read them! See ya next time when I clog up your feed with 4 more videos of pop culture videos that you'll surely watch!

nice quads, too bad they're wasted on a sensitive faggot like you.

You know, I hate thots like everyone else and absolutely agree with that other dude, but I also hate youtubers and especially people filming themselves "reacting" to something. I feel conflicted.

hes 40?

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She's absolutely right and that guy spilled his spaghetti trying to form a comeback. That's all there is to it.

>40 years old
He looks way younger. Good for him.

Kill all niggers, spics, kikes, and mudslimes.

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Can't wait for the day fair-use laws are more strict and we can eliminate the hundreds of thousands of leeches that just react to a 2min trailer and see how they start panicking for a new source of income. This reaction cancer needs to fucking stop.

Mary is a bitch.
youtube.com/watch?v=W2rKXFuROtI

fuck off beta orbiter

Subhumans like this faggot should be shamed, ridiculed,and discouraged from being this pathetic not applauded.

Eric is more chard than any of you faggots on this board

Eric Cantona? Sure

Well I think sneedposters should be publicly shamed but we can't always get what we want.

youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g

The comments

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Honestly what I thought too. Dude's got a solid hairline for 40. Now he just needs to focus on having family instead of star shit movies

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

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Do you think he'd be better as food?

>
kek

He truly is the king of edamame.

Justin Chandler is a fucking CHAD. Thank you, Based Justin Chandler!

Honk

unironically looks like a dude

BUT HE LOOKS 27

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is this nigga for real?

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JUSTin

hahah who's the blonde in the first Blacked clip though haha asking for a friend

idris elba

>I emote the most, therefore I feel the most

The fact of the matter is that people like this are dead inside. They act like this in a desperate attempt to have some kind of feeling because there is nothing in their lives that they feel actual passion for. They are products of late-stage consumerism in a losing battle against their own nihilism.

>>I emote the most, therefore I feel the most
This notion is the driving force for the destruction of families and relationships. The idea that you have to show your emotions outwardly in order to have them believed is an anathema to most men, and so most men go lonely and misunderstood.

based

Is he related to Chris Chan?

Thank you for the succinct summary of why this whole spectacle bothers me so much.

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>Yea Forums consider THIS a qt

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he's 40?
thats some wasted godly skin genetics

this essentially encapsulates it.
Imagine having your life be defined by something you consume, something created to pander to people exactly like you. You are exhibiting perpetual infancy when fucking MEDIA is what makes you self-actualized. Those reactions should be reserved for the birth of your child, receiving an award, saving a life. Even if you DO react like this, have some fucking awareness and don't post it online. The notion that you aren't even capable of seeing how much of a faggot you are means that the conditioning has become fully complete.

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fuck this board

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I don't know, they are one of the few viable options for a scorching weather, but Americans are obsessed with them. Is this like metrics, celsius, foreskin and all the superior things you guys can't quite grasp? Try surviving a 40°c summer outdoors without them.

Just googling gave me a ton of articles about it:
ndsmcobserver.com/2019/04/the-cargo-shorts-problem/

dailydot.com/layer8/conservatives-cargo-shorts/

it's an exaggerated reaction he did for views and money

>views and money
the video was at less than 500 views before we blew it up.
He did the same shit two years ago and no one batted an eye.

>that qt smile
*coughs and splutters* NOFUCKINWAY

>lol must be bait
seriously, do you really think discriminating people because of their skin colour is funny?

fellas i wanna absolutely smash mary

yes?

if you ask her husband Im sure he will be happy to prep you

Ok what is this abcess on his face

That's still better than my hand.

More like Muslim scripture telling her to get back in the kitchen and cover her face.

Alt-right incels sneed to be purged

It's the Americanized version of the French "Assès".

Eric Butts is the kind of manchild fan they want to keep around.
>He doesn't criticize their content
>He doesn't care about the EU
>He is so happy and grateful to see a trailer, he films himself crying and cheering in a performative act to be displayed to the world.

This is literally where I went with the cargo shorts thing. "But where am I supposed to put my overflow mags that won't fit in my PC?!?"

>Yea Forums is fun
Reddit is more fun, maybe you should go the fuck back.
>me and my wife's friends
Nevermind, oh masterful troll.

give me a quick rundown to the plot of "its pat"

>40 year old man crying over a teaser for a child's movie

Is this what happens if you are a s*y-drinking vegan?

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Then go to resetera, there you can have fun that is safe and inclusive for everyone, especially for white women like you.

Unironically aids.

Meanwhile /ourguy/ james youniverse is uncucking his shit and noone cares... sad

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The absolute STATE of LIBERALS!

>he doesn't run amok pantless while presenting your inventory via transparent handbag

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If your toast was roasted even more, it would become coal.

Do you have hands like Mickey Mouse or something?

BASED

>2019... I am forgotten...

I can understand getting excited for something you enjoy but this s o y b o i starts crying as soon as the trailer starts. It all seems disingenuous like he just wanted to post a dramatic reaction like the rest of those shill videos on yt for the views/likes.

Good, only one who should care is him as it is mainly about his own self worth. When he gets there, other men of worth will silently acknowledge him in their own way.

Who is this? He doesnt look familiar to me at all.

The worst thing about tradthots is that tradthots don't actually exist and in reality any girl who claims to be a tradthot is just a regular thots but more cunty and less secure in who she really is.

All the trolling will do is just get him an invite to the premiere. If you just left a comment calling him a faggot and left it at that, good on you, but if you're actually following this guy's story and have thought about it more than 10 seconds than you're a faggot too.

>go to archives to check deleted post
>just a basic edit of s o y boy crying to blacked

This board really is beyond saving

Thanks. Was about to go check myself

>when you get meem'd so hard you reevaluate your life

>mark posts this
>suddenly all the comments go from mocking him when it first got found to defending him because LUKE SKYWALKER!!!! told me to
lmao

why do people think I carry extra magazines in my cargo shorts??

Those people have no shame. They wouldn't even look at the guy irl. It's easy acting kind and compassionate behind the screen.

Have sex.

now Disney just needs to announce on social media they grant him free entrance to red carpet premiere and this completely unplanned, certainly not marketing related bussiness will be complete

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Tragic... To think he can unJUST his shit and most anons here can't really speaks volumes.

If I had to pick one's life over the other I'd choose the basedboy desu. Hate cunts like that.

I'm gonna be real with you. Her ugliness gets me hard like I just wanna SMASH that don't even know how to express it but chicks like this definitely feel good when you fuck them but idk I'm a virgin.

she's not wrong but she also deserves to be thot patrolled

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What's wrong with your faaaace??

>haha you have black friends
grow up, seriously

JUSTin

Hivemind

they're ugly

>Guinness recounts grudgingly giving an autograph to a young fan who claimed to have watched Star Wars over a hundred times, on the condition that the boy promise to stop watching the film because "this is going to be an ill effect on your life". The fan was stunned at first but later thanked him (though some sources say it went differently). Guinness is quoted as saying: "'Well', I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of second hand, childish banalities.

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>40 years old

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guinness also got a % of the movies' profits on contract which his family is still receiving

Goddamn spamming on Yea Forums is better than Patreon

*ahem*

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All he did was take off the damn glasses. Don't pretend he has unfucked his shit up.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pmqr1bNmSwo

OH MY
youtube.com/watch?v=Pmqr1bNmSwo

S O Y
O
Y

nice trips, but it's not like he was banking on that. It's clear he hated what the genre quickly became.

You incels obsessing over this guy are the reason he's so big now.

congrats

I hate thots as much as anyone, but she is absolutely right.

bruh what the fuck is this image.. how did this go unnoticed

>Imagine having your life be defined by something you consume, something created to pander to people exactly like you.

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He's right though.

Based Justin
>siding with roasties
I want Yea Forumseddit to fuck off

Did you show her Eric Butts?

>siding with Justin
That's pure Yea Forumseddit, you retard. He's a streamer.

Pants are for kids. Grow up.

Does he have an AIDS lesion on his face?

Wtf is that?

Both are e-celeb cancer you fucking retard, I guarantee you the roastie has a patreon

*short pants that is

This but only because the female me would be beautiful.

Dude, just say "wh*toid"

>that fat fucking face
I always underestimate how low this board's standards are

You flip-flopping faggot. In your previous post you called Justin "Based."

You underestimate how low my standards can get

Two good lucking guys have girlfriends. Are you that deluded?

youtu.be/Pmqr1bNmSwo

Never

Yeah, he doesn't look 40. He just looks like a buttugly 30 yr. old.

>no, you can have black friends without cuck shit
t. cuck

>Why would you want to leave the city? DUDE i just love the bustle of the big city, it’s SO dynamic and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite tv SHOWS. you should totally come on done to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES without dumb kids bothering us. Speaking of which megan and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally - we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital! that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!!!

The fact that these people are voting fills me with great dread.

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Completely missed this meme, I've been in the hospital.
Anyone got a basic gestalt?

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Manbaby cries over Disney Wars trailer
People make fun of manbaby
Suddenly twitter loves manbabies now

The fact that a phoneposter would assume he's above these people fills me with even greater dread.

Safespace/hug chamber for the insane

Oh no lmfao

I expect nothing less from this website

Nigger

This is the saddest fucking tryhard thing I've ever seen in my life. You actually managed to be more pathetic that the guy you're """reacting""" to

Cargo shorts are incel filter.

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*Snipped*

>t. posted from my iPhone
Know your place.

shorts in general are concentrated so-y. men wear pants

Chad can wear whatever he wants.
Incels are forced to wear pants, though.

Come down to Houston in August and say that to my face you fuck

Audibly laughed

>Imagine having your life be defined by something you consume
>Even if you DO react like this, have some fucking awareness and don't post it online

and people unironically try to defend this

he cute.

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Remember now, star wars is a piece of art

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...

Does she believe incels should be issued girlfriends by the government?

based.

What's racist about blacked?

Fucking BASED.

It's not about the pants, it's about who wears the pants. Go to a mall and look at all the people who wears cargo shorts and get back to me. You'll notice an immediate trend

Is this her YT account?

youtube.com/channel/UCBYRljtj7O-NADVam1w9aXQ/videos

damn...James looks like THAT?

She's literally right though.
Women don't want basedboy crybabies.

nigga cloned himself as a girl

he's getting fucked by this girl now. Hes getting a female bull within a week.

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Honestly I completely agree with her. Not even sure why you'd include that bitchmade comeback.

Based Ashley

Estrogen keeps skin smoother and fills out your face with youthful fat. When he hits the wall he'll look like Kevin Smith.

Not meming: I'd prefer his wife to this woman for at least seven different reasons. Both as a one-night stand and as a gf.

what's an hp-xbox one?

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It should be legal to jerk off in public when women dress like whores

>nerds get bullied for their hobbies or are utterly ignored
>suddenly it becomes hip to get into "nerd culture" while shunning out the people who were true to what they loved
>old group of passionate people become disillusioned as they see what their hobbies have become
>soishits like this screech on camera for attention
>someone has the balls (or ovaries) to call out this dumb behavior
>people now jump on the band wagon to defend the nu-fan behavior over the destroyed hobby
Can't wait to see this happen again and again now. Bet this faggot's going to get flown to LA to see the premiere for PR of "lol gotta stop cyberbullying/masculine toxicity guys"

i mean he's 100% accurate.
she seems vapid as fuck, spamming her face on her instagram, taking about who she finds undateable or not as if it mattered. anyone would get tired of her in a relationship and want someone more interesting.

What was it

Fuck off nigger.

Sorry Mark Hamill is a fucking faggot

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>few viable options for a scorching weather
huh? just wear shorts?

i.4pcdn.org/tv/1555518222690.webm

so its not a russian bot?

how are these people real

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What she said would normally be cruel but these people record their (almost, if not always) disingenuous reactions for a horribly small amount of money/fame. It's really sickening.

Sorry to learn about your testosterone deficiency and bellow average IQ fren

brittney white

the worst part is when he sees Rey hugging Leia

>Butts

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>jokerreaction.webm

t. cargo short wearer

Ashley coming out and slamming her fat dick of truth on the table.

>Self-advertisement

Oh shit that first sentence describes me.... fuuck

This guy literally has to be defended. That's the best part. Disney is probably spending all kinds of money countershilling in his defense to try and get the hype train going again. The best part is that this multimillion dollar corporation is now extremely reliant on this unhinged ball of soi to try and salvage what is left of the marketing momentum. fuck I am giggling

>tradthots
Not even once.

>lucas
based

Eric Butts can suck on these nuts
have sex

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Peak cringe.

for him, yeah, that's a fucking home run.

found the """woman"""

>t. virgin

>tradthots vs soimen

just kill me now please senpai

Man financially involved in commercial success of the movie/franchise supports retarded behavior of spending way more than you should on said movie/franchise.
Color me surprised.

These types of "men" have never been punched in the face as children, that's the real problem, instaed of "have sex" it should be "go out and get beat up in a fist fight".

Ive always wondered what kind of humans would willingly sit though the nu-wars films....and the reality is more terrifying then I could have imagined.

Its all fun and games until memes become real.

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>Ask my normie cousin about the new SW trailer
>He says there's nothing interesting about it, that they just had cliche shots of the characters that didn't really show what's going on
>Watch it myself. He's right. The trailer is hot garbage that tells us nothing
How the hell are people crying about this? And why are people defending that kind of reaction?

>How the hell are people crying about this?
ad revenue

>Alanah Pierce
fucking thot

>Not meming: I'd prefer his wife to this woman for at least seven different reasons. Both as a one-night stand and as a gf.
1) small dick
2) virgin
3) out of shape
4) no sense of style
5) poor
6) can't handle criticism
7) manlet

If you would rather fuck that manchild's dumpy wife in a no-strings-attached one night stand, then you have confidence issues.

I'm late to the party. So this is a battle of Chads and Staceys vs. Feminist and Incels?

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No
You do it

>cargo shorts
Unironically, clothes women don't understand.

>calls people that use the term "soi" disgusting degenerate filth
holy fucking horseshoe

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This man is a hero. You will never break his spirit. You will never put him on the cross.

You have to be wrong in the head to enjoy the city.

t. someone that lived on a city his whole life

Yeah, I don't like her smile.
Fuck off.

Women are just envious of the pockets and loose fitting comfort cargo shorts provide. They have to wear tight jeans with tight pockets or leggings and skirts with no pockets most of the time. The

1) Hot chicks are shit in bed
2) High emotional maintenance
3) Expensive tastes yet her tastes will be awful
4) Literally nothing to talk about
5) Face won't look anywhere near as good under the makeup
6) Makeup tastes terrible
7) Makeup isn't the only thing that's fake

His soiwife doesn't look bad without makeup. Everything about her I don't like I could fix up in half a year. She's intelligent enough to have a conversation with once I get her reading books I like. With the "hot chick" it's all downhill from there.

None of your suppositions were correct.

PUNISHED JAMES

Stop wearing cargo shorts/pants you fucking faggots.
The fact that you haven't realized how out of style they are is a clear sign of autism.
Also jean and khaki pants are just as comfortable.
Do you faggots ever even use all the pockets anyways?

I wore cargo shorts back in the 90s.

Yeah, and I wore jorts then too. But I wouldn't be caught dead in them today. Anons don't understand that wearing out of style cloths clues both man and women in on the fact that you are at least socially inept, and likely autistic.

Reminds me of this:
channel4.com/news/dancing-man-sean-obrien-los-angeles-party-fat-shamed

I haven't worn jorts since the late 80s, so I dunno.

Let's be honest. at least 70% of the people on here have more in common with him and are exactly like him.

>(
Why do these people act like the "alt-right" is some tiny fringe when the kind of thinking they are calling out is now become the majority in all western nations?

>at least 70% of the people on here
How did you come this figure?

He’s referring to himself. By mass he’s 70% of Yea Forums

>1) Hot chicks are shit in bed
It's the man's responsibility to take the lead. If the dick is good, then even a dead fish will take suggestions.
>2) High emotional maintenance
No strings attached one night stand
>3) Expensive tastes yet her tastes will be awful
No strings attached one night stand
>4) Literally nothing to talk about
No strings attached one night stand
>5) Face won't look anywhere near as good under the makeup
No strings attached one night stand
>6) Makeup tastes terrible
I won't fault you for your face-licking fetish, but be aware that when you're sufficiently in the mood, taste becomes unimportant.
>7) Makeup isn't the only thing that's fake
You don't know that she's had surgery from just one pic. You gotta sample the goods to be sure.

You said you'd fuck a 5/10 over a 7/10 for a one night stand. You keep bringing up unimportant shit like being a good conversation partner or being intelligent. The goal is getting a nut, not finding a low maintenance gf who is attentive to your needs, you lonely bastard. The prettier girl is the only correct choice.

>It's the man's responsibility to take the lead. If the dick is good, then even a dead fish will take suggestions.
LMAO NOPE
youtube.com/watch?v=F3XuJYXiGEo

She's unironically right. Anyone who gets this emotional over a fucking trailer of all things need to get shot.
Have some fucking dignity.
I sincerely bet this guy can't even fucking articulate what he likes about Star Wars from a writing and cinematography aspect.

YO nigga
this is totally rekt lel

>all attractive women are vapid idiots
fucking cope more buddy, there are plenty of smart, attractive girls with great personalities. The fact that you can't pull any doesn't mean they don't exist. My girlfriend is one of the smartest and most genuine people I've ever met while being an absolute qt with or without makeup. I can also pretty much guarantee she's more well read than you, she has a master's in philosophy and another in data analytics. Stop seething so hard and irrationally hating good looking women

This.

Unfunny, Americanised cunt.

>40yo
>engaged
I'd mock him but this brings me hope

I wont apologize to a scammer, fraudster, and fake reaction fag.

what was it? fucking mods cunts

Né is the past participle of naître, to be born. However, in French, past participles are gendered and numbered. In English, you always see it in the feminine form née, because it's used for the maiden (birth) name of a woman. But since Sneed is a guy, it would just be Sneed (né Chuck).

>butts

How the fuck does a name like that survive till 2019?

You would think someone down the ancestral line would have changed their name, or failed to get married because no one wants to gain a name like that.

>be the guy that tweeted the video
>suddenly influx of people wishing death on my pet lizard
>some people tried to dox me
>eric in my mentions shilling his video doing nothing about it
>gets interviewed by BBC and shit
>mark hamill in my mentions

Shit was so worth it I ruined some lives a few days ago fellas and it was all over a kid's movie.

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>It's the man's responsibility to take the lead. If the dick is good, then even a dead fish will take suggestions.

this is the biggest lie I have ever read on this site.

>The people defending him are the same people that would see a retarded kid scream in the theater as he sees Iron Man flying and when people would try to shush him they'd come out yelling at you for being insensitive and "oh he's just really passionate and enjoying himself".
tfw cashier at a grocery store and have to deal with multiple screaming children every day

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Is there ANY form of life lower than these 40 year old uberfaggots that post "reactions" on YouTube. Like, literally who on EARTH thinks "Hmm, I'm not sure if I want to watch a trailer. but a REACTION to a trailer? Yes please"

>good lucking guys

Kill yourself you fucking shitskin

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NOPE

Elyse is better than her in everyway.

I want to kill this man. Murder him. I want his corpse to be displayed as a warning for others, that they too meet the same fate should they go down this path that he has. I want to murder them also, should they take that choice.

>piece of art

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I would rather be a virgin than to fuck something like that tho.

>literally nothing to talk about
I see, so you wanna be the girl in the relationship