Dude topped his current single day record. Who can stop this madman?

Perhaps I shall scan and upload

I used to date her. Her vagina always smelled like burnt rubber

>not having a pure virgin waifu

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Holy shit was that really his total for today? I haven't been watching jeopardy since the All-star tournament wrapped up.

How does he win so much? Does he bet big on final jeopardy every time

thanks for the spoiler

Not once the irs are done with him

> Reminder: The reason she sounds like is because she was molested.

Dude runs the fucking board. He chooses $1000 questions first. Alex hates it

He goes all-in on ever double jeopardy he finds. He usually finds them all since he knows everything.

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He answers every fucking question, and rarely gets it wrong.

Become a book.

>Who can stop this madman?
the producers

Molested girls turn into total whores. Girls who had a happy, sheltered home life turn into girls like that.

bunnies

hmmm

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Is that Lacy Green?

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James Holzhauer, stats to date:
341 correct, 13 incorrect
12/14 on rebound attempts (on 26 rebound opportunities)
54.43% in first on buzzer (307/564)
21/23 on Daily Doubles (Net Earned: $218,199)
9/10 in Final Jeopardy

youtube.com/watch?v=7Kz5SeYzHZE

>ruins your dreams

Goddamn spoilers, not everyone lives in Alabama where jeopardy airs at 930am

Is it possible to learn such power?

>11-09-14 is his daughter’s date of birth! $110,914!
so based it's almost cringe

Jumps categories and starts with the high dollar amounts. Double jeopardy questions are seldom in the lower value questions. He gets a large lead quickly, and then there's no way to catch him.

A common misconception is that one contestant "knows" much more than the others. Truth is that these contestants usually all know the answer, but one person is much faster on the buzzer. Read up how it penalizes you for buzzing in early.

Jeopardy fans hate it. It's min/max bullshit. I hate the category jumping too.

This thread needs more Emma. Also don’t forget to send energy to keep Alec Trebec alive

His name is Alex you moron.

He's a fucking gambler. He spends most of his reading books

Gary Larson is a retard, he's too much of a boomer to realise his shit will fade into obscurity forever if he doesn't get it online.

I saw it for the first time yesterday. Dude is smart af and knows the game. Shame he seems like a douche and plays the game in the least fun way possible.

>Shame he seems like a douche and plays the game in the least fun way possible.

Not really, it's most intriguing to see him runaway from the competition

Reads children's books to study according to him, which is a pretty good studying strategy actually, for topics you know nothing about. Explains the basics in a way a child could understand

I think I can spare 2% of the meme energy I'm storing for 2020

This is actually fun to watch because he is winning absurd money everyday.

>t. Jeopardy rubes

I'm watching right now, and these aren't very difficult questions today. He's very fast on the buzzer and his strategy are why he does so well.

Will Forrest Bounce/starting at the $1000s become a standard strategy now? obviously normal players won't gain as large a benefit but he's a pretty big shock to the system

He's not the first person to do this. He'll get beat soon enough.

He's unbeatable
>Almost always right
>Fastest buzzer
>Builds up money optimally
>Not afraid to bet huge

>He chooses $1000 questions first. Alex hates it
Jeopardy casual here, why would Alex hate that?

i fucking hate that
the idea is that the easier questions set the tone

traditionally you start with the cheaper and easier questions, as it gives the game a natural progression. It also allows you to build a safety net if you get a harder question wrong.

I know he's not the first but it's different when he's breaking almost all the records doing it vs when you have someone who's otherwise a normal winner

It lets you know how the category is going to progress when you start with the easier clues.

whatever happened to her?