What is your favorite Natalie Portman film?

>masturbating to images of a child
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All of them

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Leon: The Professional, unironically.

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it's not masturbation if I use my feet

How is she so kino bros? Even if the movie she's in sucks, she somehow makes it better.

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The Phantom Menace

I honest to god have always found her physically vile. Hideous. And she hasn’t been kind either

I blame her for my navel fetish

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>wow, natalie looks like THAT, etc

Why did Herschlags butthole exposure boost her career but J-Law’s career was ruined?

the upcoming one with her diaper scene

this to be honest

horribly overrated. it's amazing it took until the endless Taken sequels for people to realize that Besson is a hack.

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Everyone Says I Love You

Official Hershlagraphy rankings

Кинó:
Hotel Chevalier/Darjeeling Limited
Heat
Jackie
Knight of Cups
Song to Song
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Vox Lux
Zoolander

Cinéma:
Black Swan
Goya's Ghosts
Léon: The Professional
My Blueberry Nights
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Thor: The Dark World

Film:
A Tale of Love and Darkness
Beautiful Girls
Closer
Cold Mountain
Hesher
Paris/New York I Love You
V for Vendetta

Movie:
Annihilation
Brothers
Everyone Says I Love You
Free Zone
Garden State
Jane Got a Gun
Mars Attacks!
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Thor
Your Highness

Flick:
The Other Woman
The Other Boleyn Girl
No Strings Attached
Anywhere But Here
Where the Heart Is
Planetarium
The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards

Any questions?

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She did good in Vox Lux being ridiculous and unsexy in that last scene, its like good actors doing bad acting in Boogie Nights

WTF. Her pinky is gone

hershlaaaaaaaaaaag

Which one has her barefooted?

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V for Vendetta is her best

See

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she looks so delicate and cute there :3

fpbp

its called circumcision moran

You know which one ;)

These are her only good movies
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Black Swan

these are watchable but not really good
V for Vendetta
Leon

what a thot

The one where she’s a stripper or gets bound and gagged. For me it’s the latter.

>zoolander and wes anderson shit is kino
>vox lux is kino
What shit fucking waifu taste dude

Closer

>gets bound and gagged
wut ?

>implying this isn't buttkino

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My favorite scene with her is I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets evrrywhere. Top guilty pleasure material.

it's a fappable 10 seconds, doesn't mean that garbage was actually good

Natalie appears before you wielding a sharp knife
"I'm going to circumcise you and you're going to eat my unwiped anus, goy"
How do you reply?

Because Jennifer Lawrence did it FOR FREE *tip*

YOU TALK LIKE MARLENE DIETRICH
AND YOU DANCE LIKE ZIZI JEANMAIRE
I remember when this short was available for free on iTunes and so many millions saw that ass that Natalie swore off doing nude scenes until recently

Go away philistine

if only

So do you like fuck people in their belly burtons or is that not how it works.

Yes I'm Tommy Wiseau

According to IMDB she was in Zoolander, playing herself. So that, I guess. Or maybe Mr. Magorium.

For me it's Closer.

Not because she's a stripper, but because it's here in this movie where she became a good actress.

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she was a cute in that

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