Name ONE thing that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull did wrong?
Name ONE thing that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull did wrong?
Not enough Cate Blanchett
Shia Labeouf was in it.
Indy with a kid trying to replace him.
Space aliens.
The whole quicksand scene.
Waste the Janitor by only giving him one scene
Shot outdoor scenes indoors and added daylight via CG
Apart from that, nothing
Movie is underrated and better than Last Crusade
refrigerator
swinging on vines with monkeys
Made his buddy a triple agent
Overuse of CGI
Casting an actor that could never replace Harrison Ford as a protege
Making it alien based instead of a more universally known relic (I'll be iffy on this one, I just think going from the ark and holy grail to a skull isn't as cool)
Removing Short Round
the vine scene ,nuclear blast,shia,aliens,the friend not friend that backstab indy,bad cgi action scene.
You listed, quite literally, the only positive parts of the film.
The real answers are
>complete tonal inconsistency with the original trilogy (shit humor and bad 50s culture worship from George)
>bad action direction and editing
>horrible dialogue and too many annoying, bad characters
>plot that meanders, twists, and turns for no real reason whatsoever
jungle scene drags for too long
everything feels oversaturated and artifical in it too
Thast a big yike
Honestly, the shitty CG, aged indy, shia, and washed up marionne I would gladly accept
but the story is just so convoluted and retarded that theres literally nothing redeeming about this movie save a handful of scenes and moments that shine through the cracks of George Lucas's tumor on this movie
Hush, Junior
>Stan likes Labeouf
The only reason he ever finds work.
The scene with the natives "fighting" him by the temple ruins. That was laughably bad. Fridge was cool though.
Oh yeah the CGI goffer was also terrible.
exist
>goffer
I find it awfully convenient that the two people with the worst opinions ITT are quite clearly retarded
Everything - especially Shia La Bitch
>vine swinging with the monkeys
>sword fight on the cars
That's literally it though. Aliens aren't that over the top in a series with God's wrath, pumping hearts being punched out of chests, voodoo dolls, and an ancient old man guarding the holy grail.
They took the most grandiose concept for a maguffin, and did the least grandiose everything else.
>muh monkeys
HOW DID OX RE-SET ALL OF THE ANCIENT TRAPS AFTER HE MADE HIS WAY OUT AFTER THE ALIENS SCRAMBLED HIS BRAIN?
That makes no fucking sense at all!
The monkey sequence from start to finish is shockingly out of touch.
ALIENS, SON
He literally catches a speeding car he was pushed out of by swinging on vines; why would you defend such stupidity?
>Spielberg directed it
>Spielberg threw long-time friend Lucas under the bus and blamed Lucas for it
THE MERCHANT IS TRICKSY AND FALSE!
>convoluted plot for no reason
>action scenes were godawful
>obvious use of green screen and CGI, and ignoring the fact that part of what made Indiana movies so great was the natural environments they were shot in
>russian girl has psychic powers just because
>fucking space aliens