ITT: characters who you emulate in real life
ITT: characters who you emulate in real life
Alexander Rogers
Wyatt Reed
If the digits you followed end in singles...of what use were the digits?
Julian Ward
Tyler Young
so you just have a dumb haircut and pretend you've killed people while sitting in moms basement being fake-edgy?
Hunter Evans
>emulating autism
Matthew Morales
>get into bus
>drunkard shizo or whatever keeps talking to strangers
>oh shit just leave me alone
>he actually comes to me
>ok fuck it lets go full autismo
>guy:"hey"
>me with grumpy voice: hey
>"uh hey can i sit there?"
>why do you ask?
>"what?"
>i said why do you ask
>"e-excuse me?"
>it's a free seat, do I have the right to stop you?
>"h-huh?"
>you can sit there, who am I to stop you?
>"uh okay"
>"you think (local footballclub) will win mang?"
>I don't know
>"well they are in topform man, I know they'll win"
>no you don't
>"what?"
>I said you don't know "man"
>"well..."
>well what? That's how it is, you don't know it, I don't know it.
>*stares*
>here let me show you
>take out a coin
>call it
>"w-waht?"
>call it, just like with your precious team. You don't actually know what will happen, you can just call it, and put all your hope in it to turn out well.
>"head"
>*flip coin*
>don't catch it
>lands in some seat gap
>coin lost forever
Oliver Parker
have you copped your scorpion jackets yet Yea Forums?
Wyatt Turner
Matthew Diaz
Shut the fuck up
Bentley Peterson
Autism is god's gift to humanity
Aaron Perry
Jeremiah Perry
amazing
Landon Flores
>no country for old men but anton chigurh is just blatantly autistic
'yeah definitely don't put it in your pocket, definitely'
Blake Morris
Good one, based autist
Isaac Murphy
Yeah he Emulates your haircut lol
Adam Young
based
Xavier Miller
Kayden Rivera
Jacob Rivera
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan
PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH
TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie
FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
David Cooper
Nice OP - tell us again when you finally managed to carry that compressed air bottle for more than 10 minutes around.
Ayden Bailey
What if he stabbed you in the head with his homeless shank? Would your autismo save you then?
Jace Rogers
Would you guys call it?